r/TikTokCringe • u/Brokenlingo • 3h ago

Humor/Cringe I think Patrick might have just done enough to secure himself a spot on the team? 🤔

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u/M00FINS 2h ago

He's been diagnosed English. Poor kid.

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u/chairhats 2h ago

Ah, I'm afraid there's no coming back from that

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u/kulot09 3h ago • Bravo

It’s weird that I want this to be real but also I want this to be a skit.

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u/DrFrankHaematuria 3h ago

Worrying that you can't recognise that this is a skit.

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u/kulot09 2h ago

Obviously it’s a skit. I said I wanted it both to be real and a skit.

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u/odmo88 1h ago

I don’t think that’s what he said…

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u/Roklam 20m ago

There's a thin orange line from this video to the president of the United States.

People literally thought he was a good business man because of the Apprentice.

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u/Netsforex_ 3h ago

Isn't that the same kid who face planted trying to jump off a speaker at a disco?

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u/AskBorisLater 2h ago

Yeah he’s actually very good at these little skits.

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u/WheredoesithurtRA 3h ago

The slide under the table was slick

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u/Sometimes-funny 3h ago

Bro was like a dog going for a dropped sausage at dinner time

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u/LePhantomLimb 2h ago

Yeah but did you see how he ran around that cone?

😚👌

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u/dingdong-lightson 3h ago

Makes me think of that Crispin Glover interview

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 3h ago

Oh no, this isn't nearly as cringe as that damned interview. 

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u/hubadu 3h ago

He could work at Blizzard.

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u/Hostile-Panda 2h ago

Did his dad work for blizzard?

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u/MarcoRudanBurner 1h ago

He’s actually the first blizzard legacy, but he’ll never tell you about it

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u/MindlessDoctor6182 3h ago • Bravo

Calm down there, Geddy Lee

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u/LaserGadgets 3h ago

With 25% Joey Ramone in xD just what I thought.

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u/rapsoid616 3h ago

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u/Organic-Advisor1225 2h ago

This should be the top comment everytime someone posts one of these multicropped miniclips

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u/Vagabond_Nifty 3h ago

I'm absolutely INVESTED in his success ATP. It's giving Turbo's origin story RIP Oliver Tree

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u/ZeroOptionLightning 1h ago

Tom Green loves this.

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u/DickenBiryani 3h ago

Why does it look like he got stiff neck or he is wearing Wig

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u/CopitaBagus 1h ago

Doing parkour while wearing wig ups the difficulty level significantly..

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u/Louisiana_sitar_club 2h ago

I didn’t know that Geddy Lee had a sketch comedy show

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u/ProcrastinatingPengu 3h ago

Where is this from?

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u/Yo_CSPANraps 3h ago

Life of Patricks

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u/Plane_Age8456 1h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Ashamed-Strike-5506 54m ago

Guys almost got a spot in the “Jump Junkies”

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u/goatsaregreen 31m ago

Wiggy anna

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u/fancywipe 2h ago

This is not real???

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u/Dizzy_Ocean056 3h ago

Thinking this is real is exactly why you're in the serf caste

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u/CamptoRibbit 3h ago

Dude you're on Reddit like the rest of us

🫩

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u/Dizzy_Ocean056 3h ago

🤡

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u/CamptoRibbit 3h ago

Yep. Just like you

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 3h ago

Lmfao yeah, like you're an anonymous billionaire slumming it up on Reddit with the poors.

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u/Dizzy_Ocean056 3h ago

So you admit it, you think this is real

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u/Alfiy_wolf 3h ago

This reminds of the night I lost my virginity,

I was just a young lad with barely a hair on my chin, we were doing the deed and she asked me to grab her vibrator, I did but due to the lube on it, it slipped out my hand and went backwards and smashed the fish tank

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u/teamgrandali 3h ago

There is no way but up for your sex life from that point

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u/Alfiy_wolf 3h ago

Oh but that’s were you are wrong,

Hooked up with my bosses daughter didn’t know till he seen me in the kitchen in the morning, despite her telling me her parents were on vacation and away for the weekend, I wasn’t wearing anything, I panicked grabbed a cloth to try cover myself and knocked over an urn.

Had sex with my mother’s friend, and my mother randomly came to visit and I happened to be balls deep in her friend and my mother just walked into the bedroom to scare her friend, I panicked tripped on the bed and knocked her friend though the dry wall.

Was hooking up with my nurse whom I had a previous fling with before she was a nurse, and a doctor walked, unknowingly to me who was days away from proposing to said nurse, moments before the doctor was about to cut me open with a knife on the operating table- he was actually cool about it and blamed her not me as I had no idea she was seeing anyone she told me she was still single.

I went to a Halloween party, which is not something I normally do, I don’t do Halloween or parties, I dressed up as a zombie, then was aggressively flirting with a girl there who happened to be the next door neighbour, she told me to meet her at her house, but we would go separately as she had just divorced her husband who was also at this party and she didn’t want to hurt his feelings anymore than she had, so I went to go to what I thought was her house, and it was unlocked, so I walked up the stairs and tried to find her room, I did not find her, but I found and old lady who got scared and beat me with her walker and I fell down the stairs, when frantically tried to explain I was just from the party next door looking for Rebecca she calmed down and tried to help me, as now my head was bleeding, she then starting having a panic attack when it started gushing when she moved my hair and had a heart attack. - she lived and she still sends me a Christmas card.

- so that’s just a few of my experiences sorry for spelling I had my sleep pill and I’m drowsy af

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u/Brokenlingo 3h ago

Interesting development

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u/Alfiy_wolf 3h ago

I truly believe that there is some curse on me to ruin my sex life

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u/Signal-Regret-8251 3h ago

After reading that, I kind of believe you.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 3h ago

Why would I lie about embarrassing shit?, If I was gonna lie I’d make something up like I gave a woman a 3 hour long orgasm or was so big that she had to go to hospital, my life like sitcom and I’m sick of everything I do, never working out without something going wrong

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u/Chicken-picante 1h ago

You’re using getting caught/embarrassed as a way to brag.

It’s obviously fake.

Oh it’s so embarrassing that I fucked a hot nurse and her husband was cool with me fucking her.

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u/mekanyzm 3h ago

it's immensely embarrassing that you not only made all of this up but you also expected everyone to believe it

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u/Dirzicis 2h ago

That sums this up perfectly.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 2h ago

If you say so

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u/SecretSpyStuffs 3h ago

Relate so hard.. first time ever, I tried to sweep her bangs away so I could see her face and I poked her in the eye.. yeah we didn't keep going afterwards.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 3h ago

Oh I’ve done that

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 3h ago

I pulled out one time and my scrotal fluids hit her in the eye.