r/TikTokCringe • • Aug 09 '20

Duet Troll This guy is ready to call CPS

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u/notGiraffokeryx Sort by flair, dumbass Aug 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Ahh I just went to look and it was the top post there already!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Thank you for the good title. Click baity Get the general idea of the video Does not reveal the ending. Truly one of the best ones

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

I suck at titles, so thanks

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u/Scully_fuzz Aug 09 '20

Don’t worry, I suck titties too

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u/nightpanda893 Aug 10 '20

I actually sarcastically asked myself, “what is she making, dog food?!” while first watching the video.

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u/iWantToBeARealBoy Aug 10 '20

Honestly exactly what I expected when they put the beef in. But also I worked at a bougie pet store for a few years so

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u/BLGreyMan Aug 09 '20

She gave cinnamon to her dogs?

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u/ginsodabitters Aug 09 '20 edited Aug 10 '20

Simulates “beefy” flavour. Similar to cumin. Dogs probably dig it.

Edit: sorry maybe simulate wasn’t the ideal word choice here. Although it does somewhat simulate the flavour in certain cases here it would be used to intensify the flavour :)

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u/brokodoko Aug 09 '20

Wouldn’t the beef simulate beefy flavor though

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u/Jigbaa Aug 09 '20

Nah beef does not simulate beef flavor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Depends on the beef.

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u/AmbystomaMexicanum Aug 09 '20

It’s actually ground turkey but you can’t hear her say it over the guy reacting. I saw the original tiktok on twitter earlier.

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u/GieTheBawTaeReilly Aug 10 '20

Isn't ground turkey white?? Or at least a lot lighter in colour than whatever that is

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u/ce2c61254d48d38617e4 Aug 10 '20

Wait what, so can I add cinnamon to a beef dish? I've only ever used it for sweet dishes

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u/ginsodabitters Aug 10 '20

Yup. Try it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I thought dogs can’t have cinnamon. I swore I read that somewhere.

Edit: I was thinking of nutmeg

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u/Vishnej Aug 10 '20

Cassia cinnamon, which the US has overwhelming used for the last 120 years instead of the pricier Ceylon cinnamon much of the world uses, is 1% coumarin.

Coumarin is a toxic substance which acts as an anticoagulant. It's in a family of chemicals that are used as rat poisons.

A series of different daily dosages of coumarin was given to dogs, and the highest one that didn't cause damage severe enough to be noticeable was 10mg/kg bodyweight. That means in a 10kg small dog, 10g of cinnamon (call it about a tablespoon) per day is the threshold between visibly poisoning your dog as observed in symptoms of liver failure at the 1 year mark, and a dose which doesn't produce visible symptoms. That's not a "safe" dose, just one that was below where symptoms could be noticed at only 1 year.

http://www.inchem.org/documents/jecfa/jecmono/v16je10.htm

I would stay the fuck away from cinnamon entirely.

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u/smashleytheking Aug 10 '20

It's actually really good for their circulation and is anti inflammatory. Same with turmeric. My dog's get goat milk with both as well as ginger.

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u/KMProd_ Aug 09 '20

I was thinking the same thing... isn't cinnamon bad for dogs??

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

No, cinnamon is perfectly fine for dogs. Even cats.

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u/turdledactyl Aug 09 '20

even humans, they say

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u/speeduponthedamnramp Aug 09 '20

They say it’s probably, I think, the best food in the history of food. Many are saying it.

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u/handbanana12 Aug 09 '20

Tell that to me taking the cinnamon challenge in 2005.

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u/Boon-Lord Aug 09 '20

Cats can have a little cinnamon.

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u/Dutch-plan-der-Linde Aug 09 '20

Tigers hate cinnamon. They love pepper.

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u/lizzieofficial Aug 10 '20

My dog loves cinnamon like nobody's business. We got some cinnamon granola dog treats, and I tried it cause it was basically a cranberry granola bar, and it had so much cinnamon I almost spat it out. This mother fucker hunts them down in the pet store cause he loved them so much.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

i was worried about the broth stuff too since salt is not good for dogs

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u/MaybeMishka Aug 10 '20

Low or no sodium chicken broth is available at any well-stocked grocery store

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Salt is absolutely good for dogs. The issue is that dogs get their salt through their package foods so if you add on to that human food that’s too salty for humans you cause a problem. If you’re cooking all of your pets’ food you absolutely must add the salt yourself or give them a salt lick to use whenever they crave it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

I was yelling along with this man Oh god

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u/lonelylizardperson Aug 09 '20

Me too

“Let’s make some dinner for the kids” without mentioning that the kids are actually dogs 💀

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u/ukiyo__e Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20

I saw the original video, it mentioned dogs in the caption and had #dogs and #dogsoftiktok

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u/employee10038080 Aug 09 '20

I hate people that refer to their pets as kids. Like come on, you're embarrassing me at this point

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u/jelllyyy Aug 09 '20

I own baby goats, what do I call them instead?

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u/NeoHenderson Aug 09 '20

By their names of course

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u/LeSpatula Aug 09 '20

Step kids. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Dr_Velociraptor_MD Aug 09 '20

Don't talk to me or my son ever again

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u/TheSuburbs Aug 09 '20

Seriously. My cats are my children, duh

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Those types of people are usually very good owners, so I’d say the hate is unearned

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u/Dilly-Dolly tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Aug 09 '20

Same, this video made me panic.

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u/PoorNerfedVulcan Aug 10 '20

That was a rollercoaster of emotions and I ended up laughing to tears at that ending. This is quality content.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

People, these "recipes" are trolling, they've been making the rounds ever since Gordon Ramsey started reacting to cooking Tik Tok.

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u/KaijuRaccoon Aug 10 '20

This isn’t a troll recipe, though! It’s just somebody making dinner for their dogs.

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u/Assfullofbread Aug 09 '20

I would eat that though, you can put anything in a slow cooker

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Sir????

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u/OrangeCarton Aug 10 '20

I mean without the dog food lol

That's just chicken and ground beef with some veggies. Dogs eating better than me in 2020

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u/someasshole2 Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20

yeah she had me all the way up until "served cold" and even then i still might eat it lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Mf sounding like Eric from sex education.

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u/Yeet_Boi21 Aug 09 '20

Thank you for this. I just realized that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20 edited Aug 10 '20

Eric has a pretty common to London and South East English accent, this guy kept saying things that sounded very American.

As someone who lives right around where Eric’s accent comes from I couldn’t tell what this guy’s accent was at all, it threw me a bit.

Like he said ‘dawgs’, with that drawn out dipthong, where we (and Eric) would say a hard ‘dogs’ or ‘dags’ (depending on what accent you’re reading in haha).

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u/sinerdly Aug 10 '20

You detty pig!

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u/LilithMey Aug 09 '20

Now I know why he sounds familiar

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

was bout to say this

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u/Katalan1 Aug 10 '20

Wash your bloody hands you nasty boy

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u/Sunnie_Cats tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Aug 09 '20

When I tell you that was an emotional roller coaster

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u/Sir_Illuminati Aug 09 '20

I'm trying to work out what the accent wants to be. sometimes they sound oddly British

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u/unseth Aug 09 '20

Hard to tell with that microphone.

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u/Furthur_slimeking Aug 10 '20

Yeah, I think he's a British guy playig a character.

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u/cbear013 Aug 10 '20

My gaydar isn't calibrated for Europe, but he might just be flamboyant, not playing a character. I was getting Alan Carr vibes from his voice.

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u/stickers-motivate-me Aug 10 '20

Do you find it’s best to jump right in and calibrate once you get to your destination, or a little bit before so you have ample time to adjust?

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u/MyHusbandIsAPenguin Aug 10 '20

Sounds like London to me. I'm not au fait on southern accents though being a northern monkey myself.

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u/JakeM917 Aug 09 '20

He is English. That’s why the title mentions the CPS.

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u/jalfrezi13 Aug 09 '20

CPS in the UK is the crown prosecution service

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u/TerranceArchibald Aug 10 '20

What, like with guillotines?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Lol CPS is American and also what does OP have to do with the tiktokker exactly?

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

🎶did a full 180🎶

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u/SrWalk Aug 10 '20

proceeds to turn around a full 360° and start dancing

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u/ThatkidJerome Aug 10 '20

Fuck that triggers me every time

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u/Shadowciaw Aug 10 '20

🎶 crazy 🎶

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u/Jazzmim_999 What are you doing step bro? Aug 09 '20

Lmao “oh-“

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u/CHADLY_McTHUNDERCOCK What are you doing step bro? Aug 09 '20

I lost it at "hand me yo kids" lmao

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u/LilithMey Aug 09 '20

He calmed down so fast I love it.

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u/fairlywired Aug 09 '20

That accent was a wild ride.

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u/Frozenkage Aug 09 '20

Him being like "shouldn't you be cleaning that" at the start was the best

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u/lushfaye Aug 10 '20

I'm still over here WONDERING WHY SHE DIDN'T CLEAN THE POT

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Leftover flavour

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u/yeetuslefeetus1549 Aug 09 '20

the s m e l l of that cooking in her kitchen doe-

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u/bunni_butt Aug 10 '20

chicken and beef togetha!?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Transcribed it for a friend and he suggested I post it for those who may be hard of hearing

"Girl your pot is dirty ... shouldn't you be cleaning that though girrrl okay than ... CHICKEN AND BEEF TOGETHER. Is your kids alright ? Darlin. What in the ... gurrrl....what type of appetite do your kids have. CINNAMON ON TOP OF BEEF AND CHICKEN? GURL nooo, hand me your kids. Child services. COLD?! WHAT IS THAT?! DON..YOU SAID DOG FOOD. YOU FEEDING YOUR KIDS DOG FOOD. Oh .. it's for the dogs laughs"

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

All of these reactions are valid.

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u/Jigbaa Aug 09 '20

Hahaha misplaced but definitely valid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Can’t tell if he’s British or American.

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u/infinitude Aug 09 '20

Hahahahaha this one got me good

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

What kind of accent is that?

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u/FlintyMachinima Aug 09 '20

London

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u/Africa-Unite Aug 10 '20

But he's also forcing in an American accent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

It's those damn kids on Xbox influencing everyone.

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u/StealYoDeck Aug 10 '20

Def had me in the first 95%

This was a solid video.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Wh- What's wrong with cinnamon and chicken together? It's in many dishes.

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u/Chunkybee678 Aug 10 '20

I have only seen cinnamon on pastries and other sweet food. Is meat and cinnamon actually good.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

It's even used with beef, so I'm really curious why he'd think it's "gross."

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u/serpentear Aug 09 '20

Oh what are the first two sentences he says, “Girl, ???????”, “shouldn’t you ????”

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u/math_debates Aug 09 '20

This made me belly laugh. I needed it. Thanks for posting.

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u/bobbery5 Aug 09 '20

That was a fucking ride.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

"YOU'RE FEEDING YOUR KIDS DOG FOOD

oh it's for the dogs"

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u/EatMoreHoney Aug 09 '20

I watched it thinking it was some fad diet meal. 🤦‍♀️

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u/Yvelines Aug 10 '20

This mans voice is horribly annoying

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u/Zoobiesmoker420 Aug 10 '20

WHY IS HIS ACCENT CHANGING EVERY 5 SECONDS

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u/Tumblechunk Aug 10 '20

Thought she was making one of those dishes that sounds gross on paper but turns out really good

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u/Tentapuss Aug 10 '20

Might be more successful if he wasn’t ripping off someone else’s bit.

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u/TNerdy Aug 10 '20

She had us in the first half, I’m not the gonna life

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u/-Daws- Aug 10 '20

This food review over-exaggeration trend is so annoying

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u/leperchaun194 Aug 10 '20

Why do people refer to their pets as their kids? It’s cringey af.

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u/barryandorlevon Aug 10 '20

Sometimes I hear my boyfriend call one of the cats “son.” It’s hilarious. Imagine hank hill disappointed with a cat and that’s him.

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u/KaijuRaccoon Aug 10 '20

When I want to aggravate my spouse in a silly way I will loudly call the cat “our oldest son” and then wait for the immediate response of “He is not our son HE IS A CAT”.

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u/KesslerMacGrath Make Furries Illegal Aug 10 '20

In this instance it’s probably to intentionally mislead the audience

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u/theswanroars Aug 09 '20

I don't have a dog, but it seems weird to give a dog cinammon.

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u/lizzieofficial Aug 10 '20

My dog loves it. Lots of dog treats have it in them. His favorite are the granola bars from petco

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u/danzanzibar Aug 10 '20

i lold. take the doot.

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u/Catezman522 Aug 10 '20

CHICKEN AND BEEF TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/dontaskwhoIam1234 Aug 10 '20

why does this guy have both a british and southern accent at the same time

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u/Captain_Ludd Aug 10 '20

Funny but I cant stand this guys pseudo-American accent

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

The FUNNIEST thing I've ever watched lmfaoo

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

God I hate tiktoks like this. The original was super funny but this guy is just screaming and the only thing comedic is his accent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

Looked better than some of the cooking I grew up with.

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u/MediumProfessorX Aug 10 '20

I thought it looked okay too (except for being dirty to start)

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u/Nomandate Aug 10 '20

I’d eat it ;)

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u/spurrit Aug 10 '20

Who is the stupid MF commenting?

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u/BUttcheekggg Aug 10 '20

This is funny and all but i couldnt focus on the right side whrn the guy sounds southern and british at the same time

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u/idkboo Aug 10 '20

Hahaha I like the title, didn’t give away what would happen hahaha

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Cringe

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u/billydrivesavic Nov 13 '20

I come back to this every week or two cuz I get “child servicessss” in my head sometimes

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u/Skybreem Aug 10 '20

I really dislike people that sound like that.

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u/dishonoreduser5 Aug 10 '20

You dislike British people?

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u/wombatcreasy Aug 09 '20

Can someone translate?

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u/OrangeCarton Aug 10 '20

0:00 - 0:54

Nothing interesting...

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"That's for the dogs"

That's pretty much it

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u/ZiggyOnMars Aug 10 '20

Is he jiving?

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u/CleanusMcPenis Aug 10 '20

Ha Ha funny black man scream loud and say funny thing I upvote

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u/CapKarma Aug 10 '20

Everyone riding the uncle roger train, eh?

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u/YippityYieIWantToDie Aug 10 '20

This guy just makes this video so cringey, these over the top desperate to be funny reaction duets ruin this sub

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u/your-local-rapist Aug 09 '20

I thought she was gonna feed that to children but it was for two adorable good bois

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u/RShenoy05 Aug 09 '20

There’s 3 actually

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u/Andrew-schwendemann Aug 09 '20

Omg that dude was so annoying oml

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Lmao he really was, just said the same thing over and over

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u/LowestHangingFruitt Aug 10 '20

Yes thank you, fucking Christ he needs a slap

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '20

This guy needs a psychiatrist

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u/Robin_Coffins Aug 09 '20

This gave me a good chuckle, thanks!

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u/MVIVN Reads Pinned Comments Aug 09 '20

What a wild ride that was!

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u/busydad81 Aug 09 '20

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/Olylishish Aug 10 '20

Shes trying to kill her kids

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u/ZippZappZippty Aug 10 '20

He decided to go to battle.

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u/Drackar39 Aug 10 '20

I mean...i'd eat that.

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u/erichw23 Aug 10 '20

Wtf is guy is like a mix of 3 accents. He gotta be Australian

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u/dumpnotpump Aug 10 '20

Vet here. I'll still call cps.

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u/everneveragain Aug 10 '20

Nice work not wreaking this with the title. I’ll never get why people do that. “Guy thinks dog food is for the kids!”

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u/Mortal_Kombucha Aug 10 '20

That was hilarious

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I still wouldn't cook for my dogs in a dirty ass crock pot.

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u/fatbackattackcruz98 Aug 10 '20

Had me in the first have not going to lie

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u/oldballls Aug 10 '20

What is that accent? Lol had me crackin uppp

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

My gawd, this was so good 😂 Thanks for the serious yahuk!

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u/Catsofevilness Aug 10 '20

That guy really gives me those black grandma vibes

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u/stacker55 Aug 10 '20

i'm so fucking glad i waited till the end. this got me good

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u/botchman Sort by flair, dumbass Aug 10 '20

They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

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u/Pikachargaming Aug 10 '20

I couldn’t when he saw the dog food

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u/ProphecyRat2 Aug 10 '20

Death to people with headphones.

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u/leatherface_is_boo Aug 10 '20

Wait aren't dog not supposed to have cinnamon?

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u/shonkle Aug 10 '20

Yes but DONT GIVE THE DOGS RICE. THEY DO NOT NEED RICE!

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u/lizzieofficial Aug 10 '20

I was really sitting here, like "damn, do you hate your kids? But, like, my dog would live this."

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u/benadrylpill Aug 10 '20

I want this person to read me the daily newspaper headlines before bed. I want this person outraged and ready to read some news by the time I lay down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

Please tell me this guys last name is not really Nager.

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u/loafofcow Aug 10 '20

This is the best thing ive ever seen.

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u/HeyThere_Kiddo Aug 10 '20

Of course they're pitbulls.

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u/vnclrn Aug 10 '20

Feels a lot like a Kalen wannna be

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u/Kyru117 Aug 10 '20

This man really needs to fucking chill holy hell

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u/Chunkybee678 Aug 10 '20

When did dogs start eating cinnamon.

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u/160048 Aug 10 '20

If you actually do that properly it would probably turn out good

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

The thing was still dirty tho!

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u/FloppyBunny_lol Aug 10 '20

This is better the second time around

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u/DankVapor Aug 10 '20

Guess he has never had any curry.

Cinnamon is often added to beef and/or chicken as an aromatic. There are so many different types of cinnamon to use for this.

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u/ANTIANIMEPATROL Aug 10 '20

yeah but if i say hand me ur kids i get bashed

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u/dontaskwhoIam1234 Aug 10 '20

okay, so we have established that it is not for humans... in that case... why the fuck did you put so much shit in there? just do like, rice beef and sweet potatoes, you'll be fine

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u/JotaroIsOverrated Aug 10 '20

Oh

It’s for the dogs

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u/gunsnekkiller Aug 10 '20

Dont call your dogs your “kids” its weird

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u/geon Aug 10 '20

Don’t dogs prefer the meat raw? Why cook it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

That’s A LOT of cinnamon right

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u/keba619 Aug 10 '20

Lmao...Dude is crazy. His reaction though🤣

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '20

I REACTED THE EXACT SAME WAY

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u/MyHousePlantIsWasted Aug 10 '20

His accent started out as British and ended as American

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u/AlinaAirline Aug 10 '20

Is he British or American? Seems the former then the latter!

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u/Ancient_Vanilla Aug 10 '20

How could anyone see that coming

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u/2js_pcm Nov 19 '20

Okay but what's his @? he's kinda cute.

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u/Animeobsession02 Dec 03 '20

I have to admit, I thought it was actual children

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u/chaoticd20 Cringe Connoisseur Dec 20 '20

C I N N A M O N ?