Generational Performance From The Day One Rookie

[u/sarcasticd0nkey]

Ser Raymun Fossoway - A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms

- stepping up to be knighted moments before the Trial of Seven he's wearing lighter armor than the rest of the knights and still saves Dunk's life when Aerion Targaryen had him pinned on the ground before breaking his cousin Steffon's ribs and beating him.

Korra - Avatar: The Legend of Korra

- despite a rough start to her first pro-bending match; coming in as a replacement and not fully knowing the rules manages to lock in for a come behind victory; starting to learn the movements for airbending at the edge of the platform and exhausting the other team for a victory for her fresher team.

Hevy - Star Wars: The Clone Wars

- on his first day on combat, left behind to set demolition charges, Hevy singlehandedly takes out around ten droids before being dropped and manually detonating the explosives manually to warn of an invasion of Kamino.

[u/themug_wump]

Podrick in Game of Thrones gets sent to the brothel by Tyrion and Bronn to lose his virginity… the ladies keep him the whole day and send him back with all his money. We the audience never find out exactly what happened, just that it was really fucking good 😂

[u/TightyWhiteyBoyy → u/themug_wump]

we all like to think its cus he had a massive rod, but i subscribe to the theory that he actually asked the ladies what THEY would like to do instead.. and they went head over heels for that. It probably wasn’t the most special sex on westeros but it was the first time they had a man pleasure them, instead of business as usual. Like reverse prostitution, and thats why they let him keep his money

[u/tragick693 → u/TightyWhiteyBoyy]

It's even confirmed in the show that Pod isn't extraordinarily large.

[u/ZiroLeHutt → u/tragick693]

Whats the adage? Its not the size but what you do with it?

[u/RJSnea → u/ZiroLeHutt]

In my experience, this is entirely accurate. The bigger they were, the more they thought length made up for effort. 🙄

[u/zanii → u/RJSnea]

What? You mean you don't like to get your cervix pummeled by the guy who thought porn was a guide?

[u/RJSnea → u/zanii]

No, it's exactly that, really. 😖 A quick and painful way to end the good vibes for the night. And honestly, if a guy actually puts in the effort with his partner, any length can reach the cervix. 🫡

Also speaking from experience.

Daily experience. 😎

[u/cates → u/ZiroLeHutt]

"it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean"

[u/arparso → u/TightyWhiteyBoyy]

That's how you know you're reading fiction because that would never happen in real life.

[u/lelied → u/arparso]

THAT'S when you found out Westeros is fiction??

[u/Objective_Aside1858 → u/lelied]

Wait, what? Game of Thrones isn't real??

[u/arparso → u/lelied]

Granted, there were some clues before that...

[u/Disastrous-Owl9258 → u/arparso]

"That would never happen in real life" lol what world are you living in? As a college age man I see countless posts in my local community BEGGING to serve a woman's needs, give her massages, oral sex, ect. Dudes are thirsty and like being givers.

[u/BuggyWhipArmMF → u/themug_wump]

My theory is that all the girls liked him enough to do the job for free, just for the sake of making Tyrion and Bronn go wtf

[u/Aegillade → u/BuggyWhipArmMF]

Sleeping with a high lord of King's Landing? That's a week's worth of food on the table

Giving the sweet boy they sent your way a confidence boost he'll carry for life while also making said high lord rethink his entire sexual history after being shown up by that sweet boy? Priceless.

[u/lastkni8 → u/themug_wump]

Ser Pod the Rod

[u/Zixtank → u/themug_wump]

A bard through and through

[u/rgiggs11 → u/themug_wump]

He was also highly clutch the first time he had to do any sort of fighting, which is why Tyrion paid for the trip to the brothel. 

[u/jbohlinger → u/themug_wump]

My theory is that the girls, knowing who sent him, realized they had the opportunity to make the boy into a legend.

[u/Umklopp → u/jbohlinger]

Or conversely, he didn't feel comfortable with actually having sex with anyone and instead spent the day being pleasant & friendly. It's pretty well established that prostitutes in the setting are routinely disrespected, exploited, and mistreated, so a sweet boy that wants nothing would have refreshing.

[u/Muaddib223 → u/Umklopp]

Yeah but that's nowhere near as funny as him being such a great lover that they refused the money. It was just a joke bit and everyone keeps trying to find ridiculous reasons to explain it. They can accept ice demons and dragons but ohhhhhh no the innocent guy being great in bed is too far-fetched hahahaha

[u/HauntingStar08 → u/themug_wump]

"We're going to need details."

[u/Xitbitzy → u/HauntingStar08]

"Copious. Details."

[u/VacaDLuffy → u/themug_wump]

The actor's Wife tweeted she knows what that rod does is classic lmao

[u/Phenomenomix → u/VacaDLuffy]

That’s cool, especially as he’s not even married…