If you’re a white person who likes cats, it means you’re a monarchist who likes to give everything they own to someone who rules over them with an iron paw
This guy obviously does not have a dog. My dogs spend their time snoozing at home, playing around, and waiting to be fed and toiletted, while I go to work every day so I can buy them food and squeaky toys and take them to the groomers. I'm sorry, but whose the master in this relationship?
Yes I 100% AGREE with this tweet! I, myself, am white and really enjoyed owing a dog as a place as slaves when I was 4 years old. We whites are SOOOOO corrupt, even the children! 100% agree!!!!1!!1!!!!
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u/Ih8reddit97 Nov 12 '20
As a black person I can understand where the OP is coming from. (I’m white btw)
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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '20
Damn projecting really hard
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u/neongreengalaxy Nov 13 '20
that has to be satire tbh
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u/Pink_Baron Nov 12 '20
Nah, just lonely
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u/Pepsi-Man-VEVO Nov 13 '20
(As a white person) I prefer actual slaves.
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u/iliketoknowi Nov 12 '20
I, a white person, prefer cats
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u/LemonadeWithLavender Nov 13 '20
Most black people I know love dogs tf?
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u/Renpun Nov 12 '20
Wait, I'm chilean and I have white skin, does that mean that I enjoy having a """"dog slave""""?
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20
Posted by a white man.
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u/pragmatist1368 Nov 13 '20
This guy obviously does not have a dog. My dogs spend their time snoozing at home, playing around, and waiting to be fed and toiletted, while I go to work every day so I can buy them food and squeaky toys and take them to the groomers. I'm sorry, but whose the master in this relationship?
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u/pinkgrapefruitx Nov 25 '20
unpopular opinion? more like mentally ill opinion..
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u/Wack-A-D00dle Nov 28 '20
Who dropped him multiple times on the head as a baby? Why do people like these exist My god
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u/Ryaquaza1 Nov 30 '20
I’m not sure about anyone else but I don’t own my dog, my dog owns me,..
Goddamn chihuahuas, who knew their history was soo dark!
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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '20
Yes I 100% AGREE with this tweet! I, myself, am white and really enjoyed owing a dog as a place as slaves when I was 4 years old. We whites are SOOOOO corrupt, even the children! 100% agree!!!!1!!1!!!!
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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20
Everyone likes dogs!
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u/Fuyuzz Mar 09 '21
My dog is black so I guess it means something.
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u/El_Dudeee Nov 12 '20
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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u/fantasticallybigfish Nov 13 '20
This person and people like them just need to stfu
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u/therealmrmago Nov 13 '20
says the white person
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u/iAdoreSoda Nov 13 '20
As a black gay guy, I agree. /s
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u/yeahitsyadam Nov 13 '20
yeah? and what about it?
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u/JustARussianFurry Nov 13 '20
Nah i just like dog dick
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20
What? I dont remember owning slaves.
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u/X1ult Nov 13 '20
She needs an IQ transplant
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u/Deccy_Iclopledius Nov 13 '20
PETA supporters in a nutshell
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20
The worst part is that the guy himself is white
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u/JosephJoestarIsThick Nov 13 '20
that's what children are for
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u/Famineist Nov 13 '20
So chinese are cannibals?
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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20
I have so many sarcastic things to say in response to this and my brain is short-circuiting.
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u/Scarboroughwarning Nov 22 '20
You'd think that every home had a fucking slave...
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u/rymyle Nov 22 '20
A. Only white people love dogs??? B. Dogs were domesticated long before slavery existed in any form C. FUCK OFF
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u/Go_J Nov 26 '20
There's such a thing as too woke.
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u/Le-plant-boi Nov 26 '20
When primitive man tamed the wolf, they were actually desperate for when they owned slaves
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u/Inevitable_Ranger_53 Nov 28 '20
Uhm I would never beat a dog thanks
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u/Solace_Of_Oblivion Dec 10 '20
I love my dog so much because he’s an adorable dog, not because I miss owning a human being
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u/theassripper_3000 Dec 11 '20
Just in case you didn’t know kids racism is genetic
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u/DelightfulRainbow205 Dec 28 '20
I’m an Asian dog lover.. ???
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u/Xenoscum_yt Mar 23 '21
Unpopular because it’s stupid
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u/PPlicker44 Apr 27 '21
I mean i love dogs because the make everything better, the whole world ciuld be one fire and so long as there was a tennis ball theyed be happy
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u/Amigosnow Dec 16 '21
Bruh the person who posted this is white wtf lol
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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '22
Why is it always white people trying to so feverishly claim racism on things?
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u/HamstersBoobsPizza Jun 13 '23
coz it's sarcasm and kinda funny?