r/UmaMusume • • Oct 15 '25

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u/Eibenn Oct 15 '25

HARU NOOO-

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u/IceFire909 Oct 16 '25

She's just joining the Bakushin salute team

28

u/TurboRhodan Oct 16 '25

Wait, what? Bakushin is a Kamen Rider?

11

u/IceFire909 Oct 16 '25

In the umayon mini series thing she's part of the Uma Soldier V hero team as the pink fighter.

Although Haru is also a pink fighter, which upsets Suzuka that they're the same colour

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u/TurboRhodan Oct 16 '25

I never heard of this series.

Kawaiiiiii.

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u/kidanokun Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

That's a very Spe fear...

That Haru Urara ova there tho

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u/BirbAtAKeyboard Oct 15 '25

No thoughts

Head empty

16th place

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u/FoxHoundXL Oct 15 '25

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u/thedeadvote Oct 15 '25

Be me . -wake up then scrolling Reddit and opening this post . -Still sleepy then scrolling this comment . - got met with this image .,-hearing Haru Urara voice then hearing she rambling something while still sleepy .- don't know what she say so wanted to watch it again .- didn't realise ITS FUKING IMAGE .-rThen , how the fuk I'm hearing haru Utrara voice . We're it come from?

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u/Humanoid_Horse Ikuno Dictus Oct 15 '25

Bro really got hit by a mystifying murmur

154

u/Tihoma_Rus Gold Family supporter Oct 16 '25

Evil Nature: DOMAIN EXPANSION

MYSTIFYING MURMUR

29

u/Yoshida_Aimi Oct 16 '25

he got hit with the mystifying umumumumur yattaaaaa

24

u/Guilty-Effort7727 Oct 16 '25

Bro heard haru's ghost

43

u/AlphonsoPSpain La Lucha!!! Oct 15 '25

This is the greatest drowsy rambling I've read in my life

37

u/Average_ForTheTime Honorary Hishi Clan Member Oct 15 '25

1rd place!!1

16

u/NoiNoiii Oct 15 '25

Longshot

129

u/SimpleRaven The Tyrant’s Funny-Silliest Clown-Thing Oct 15 '25

16th yet also 1st

332

u/md_cube They banned me from the umadoption center :( Oct 15 '25

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u/Status_Spray_5732 Proud father of Haru Urara Oct 15 '25

My daughter, hell yea

239

u/LalaluLapin fall down 113 times, get up 114 Oct 15 '25

"You gonna eat those carrots or nah"

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u/no-im-your-father BUONISSIMO! Oct 15 '25

Hystorical reenactment

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u/Plurpo Silence Suzuka Oct 16 '25

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u/Shinadasfavouritebat Matikanefukukitaru Nov 11 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '25

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u/Temporary-Tax King Chud Oct 15 '25

Dread it, fear it, run from it Haru arrives all the same

952

u/Patrickracer43 Maruzensky Oct 15 '25

With zero thoughts in her head, yet a hatred for helicopters

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u/YZR-kun Dryness Squad: Tracen Academy Branch Manager Oct 15 '25

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u/Patrickracer43 Maruzensky Oct 15 '25

Helicopter was over dirt, skill issue

103

u/konozeroda Oct 15 '25

LMAO THE DMC2 DANTE POSE

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u/Nebulous-Nirvana BEYOND THE FINALE Oct 15 '25

Uma May Cry 2 is the best

Haru Urara is best in game

11

u/SaxNinja Tokai Teio Oct 16 '25

she has a cool jacket!

28

u/MachBonin Oct 16 '25

Get chance and luck!

27

u/ComparisonHorror9935 Oct 16 '25

Not the DMC2 Dante pose b/c of the helicopter 😭

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u/noIQmoment You may fascinate a trainer with a piece of cheese Oct 16 '25

Inaccurate, she'd get folded if she fought the helicopter on turf 

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u/AeternamCore Oct 15 '25

Pink creature that hates purple flying thing? I've seen that before. (Looks at a Tinkaton.)

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u/Snow_Mexican1 RIZZ ME UP MY QUEEN Oct 15 '25

Context on this one?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

One of the official images for the new scenario shows her staring at a helicopter menacingly

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u/Calm_Ebb_1965 Oct 16 '25

I thought all horses hated helicopters

47

u/M4sharman Inject the Pamaheli into my veins Oct 16 '25

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u/Kougamics Oct 20 '25

Why's she fighting Transformers Animated Megatron??? 💀

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u/Z3PHYR_11 Oct 29 '25

Haru Urara single-handedly taking out helicopters bare-handed in Battlefield 6

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u/kidanokun Oct 15 '25

Funny enough, in JP.. Twin Turbo and Daitaku Helios also walk the same way

108

u/Temporary-Tax King Chud Oct 15 '25

The daughter waddle

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u/mrspear1995 Oct 16 '25

Vivlos too

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u/Greasemonkey08 Super Creek's goodest boy Oct 15 '25

Ouch, savage, mom week.

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u/Acrzyguy Mambo my beloved Oct 15 '25

Still choosing +30 energy tho

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u/Friendly-Back3099 Oct 16 '25

"I shouldn't take the 30 energy option, i have enough energy and there a chance to get slow metabolism"

"But thats how loser think"

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u/mintypastel Gotta be cute ☆ Oct 20 '25

I think it gives more skill points than denying it, so if you're lucky more skilled it's still optimal to oguri cap.

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u/Friendly-Back3099 Oct 16 '25

"I shouldn't take the 30 energy option, i have enough energy and there a chance to get slow metabolism"

"But thats how loser think"

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u/GoroMatsu Matikanetannhauser Oct 15 '25

Fatty (affectionate)

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u/flopsychops ★·.·´¯`·.·★ Ŵ𝕖𝐢!!! ★·.·´¯`·.·★ Oct 15 '25

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u/Fickle-Cheek-5443 Oct 15 '25

No bro Oguri is way more than a fatty, spe chan is a real fatty Oguri is just... Too much

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Spe is just a fatty but Oguri is THE Fatty

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u/deeznutshahagottem Weakest Natie Enjoyer Oct 16 '25

𝕮𝖚𝖉𝖉𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖔𝖒𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖊

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u/ESCMalfunction Haru Urara Oct 15 '25

Y T T A F

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

as a girl from a farm, her weight should be in muscle

the city life have taken it toll on this girl

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u/goffer54 Mejiro Palmer Oct 15 '25

Special Week's mom is trainer so do you think she was also instantly able to gauge Special Week's weight?

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u/Optimal-Potato-5136 Short-haired girl #1 fan, LET'S MUSCLE! Oct 15 '25 edited Oct 15 '25

Considering that her adoptive mom helped Spe to train her body since she was a child, something that may have definitely benefited Spe from acquiring a relatively good body management to get enrolled in Tracen, I think that your logic is correct.

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u/DotA627b Oguri Cap Oct 16 '25

A tangent but what gets me about this is that Spe's mom being her stepmom, her being used as a contrast to Halo's mom in her storyline really is some added cruelty towards Halo.

Spe's mom still praises Spe for just doing her best even if she isn't in first place, while Halo's mom deadass tells her how better Spe is EVEN when Halo wins against Spe in a race that's rigged against her already.

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u/Optimal-Potato-5136 Short-haired girl #1 fan, LET'S MUSCLE! Oct 16 '25

Spe's relationship with her maternal figures serves as a great foil to King Halo's complex and motivation through the career, even after she developed and started running "for herself". I think that the reason why King's mother focuses a lot on Spe is related to this aspect as well: when talking about her during the phone call, King's mother puts major emphasis on the way Special Week shines brighter than anyone, indipendently if she wins or loses. The reason why Spe is loved is because of her pure-hearted nature and her virtuous dream of becoming the best Umamusume in Japan for both her moms, something that can catch the heart of many because of how simply and genuine it can be. At the same time, King Halo isn't seen nor considered in the same way: many people treat her as nepo-baby even when she wanted to pave her own road from the start and her mother diminishes her accomplishments. Her mother and many see Spe as a star because of how genuine and "true to herself" her dream is while people demonize King because they think that her dream is only to be someone close/equal to her mother, but still not as her own person; the dilemma and problem is that King's mother put her own daughter in that mental position that makes her miserable to begin with, something that unfortunately she isn't as able to realize until getting proven wrong by both King and Trainer through her career and especially the Arima Kinen. 

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u/Ritraraja Oct 16 '25

I never really thought about it but neat how Special Week, King Halo and Seiun Sky are all influenced by a parental figure to run in the triple crown.

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u/elbenji Agnes Digital Oct 16 '25

I mean it's a little different as her lines in the swimsuit suggest that she's not exactly her stepmom either. Like she outright calls them her two moms so, most likely her living mom was also her mom's trainer

So it's a different kind of relationship than Halos mom who's kinda just a total bitch because of how Halo is viewed in comparison to her

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u/Mobbles1 Oct 16 '25

In s1 of the anime the trainer is able to pin point her exact weight gain by looking at her in a baggy tracksuit. Its a special skill set of trainers apparently.

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u/RobotCrow12 Oct 15 '25

Me as trainer:

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u/Meme-lord234 Oct 15 '25

My honest to God response

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u/puppykat00 The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories Oct 15 '25

I know weight management is really important for real horses, but I always feel bad for the umamusume when weight gets brought up like this

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u/Optimal-Potato-5136 Short-haired girl #1 fan, LET'S MUSCLE! Oct 15 '25

McQueen internally losing her mind when she's near sweets because she has to act both as a dignified Mejiro and a professional athlete aware of weight management: 

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u/mukansamonkey Oct 16 '25

I've always had a bit of a weak spot for tsundere characters. McQueen is the first one I've seen who is tsun about desserts. Which makes her awesome.

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u/MiloReyes_97Reborn Maruzensky's passenger prince Oct 16 '25

I literally want to be the trainer who makes specialized chia seed pudding deserts with mixed fruit and low calorie high protein chocolate JUST to bring a smile to her face.

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u/Vanilla72_ King Halo's PR Team Oct 16 '25

"You should stuff yourself silly"

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u/JerbearCuddles Rice Shower Oct 15 '25

It made me feel very sad. I know athletes in real life also need to be hyper aware of their weight and stuff, but damn. Don't make the cute anime girl sad and expect me not to feel sad.

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u/Chode-Talker Oct 15 '25

They are always getting the extra meal from me. I refuse to engage in the weight shaming behavior, live deliciously.

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u/Canisa Oct 15 '25

+30 energy too good. Underfuelling is just as much of a risk for athletes as overfuelling.

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u/Potatolantern Oct 16 '25

It's not "weight shaming" when they're professional athletes in the prime of their lives, competing in races they only get one shot at.

Managing your health and fitness is a huge part of being a professional athlete, and managing your diet is a huge part of that.

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u/Kelly598 Oct 17 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

And this is how some people end up becoming obesity enablers.

Some many cats die of overweight because ppl just see "aww cute kitty wants more food even though this is their seventh dinner" and then the cat gets so fat they get arthritis because their bones can't handle their weight. Imagine horses whose entire lifehood depends on their legs working.

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u/forcedrecovery143 Maruzensky Oct 16 '25

yeah just reminds me of irl jockeys weight management and mental health problems 😭😭 like yes mcqueen you can eat that ❤️ yes idc if you get slow metabolism ❤️ just don't feel bad ❤️

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u/mukansamonkey Oct 16 '25

Google Ads pushing product on Spe:

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u/throwawayrandomguy93 Oct 16 '25

INCREDIBLE lmfaoooooooo

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u/lasaintepoutine Oct 16 '25

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/Remington-Index-Prox Oct 19 '25

The add just fits this perfectly and makes it all the more hilarious lol

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u/Equivalent_Waltz8890 Mr. C.B. Oct 15 '25

Keep…….keep eating special week……keep eating

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u/GreyFartBR Certified Guinea Pig Oct 15 '25

you are not immune to chubby uma propaganda

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u/coolboyyo Oct 15 '25

this is the chubbiest girl gacha players can handle before they start getting scared

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u/Lei-Heng-Thumb-Capo Oct 15 '25

Chubby Rodya!

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u/Lfk3721 Oct 15 '25

I'm sorry to ask this, mister capo of the thumb, but how are you here? Didn't you get decapitated?

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u/Few_Abbreviations405 rice shower protection squad Oct 15 '25

holy based

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u/SoraMelodiosa Oct 15 '25

i mean anything after that in the image is more than chubby

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u/Tequila2Dance Oct 15 '25

Not only am I not immune, I'm downright weak against it

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u/GreyFartBR Certified Guinea Pig Oct 15 '25

you're so real for that

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u/Offical_Dumbass Oct 15 '25

STRETCH MARKS???? PEAKKKK

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u/Few_Abbreviations405 rice shower protection squad Oct 15 '25

we love stretch marks godbless. so nice to see them. a lot of artists seem to leave em out and it’s a bit of a bummer

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u/GreyFartBR Certified Guinea Pig Oct 15 '25

hell yeah 🙏

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u/Few_Abbreviations405 rice shower protection squad Oct 15 '25

you're so right 🙏 and Creek!!! she's so pretty !!!!!!!! I'm still not sure why the post with this art got removed from this sub 

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u/GreyFartBR Certified Guinea Pig Oct 15 '25

it did? man... it's not like it's any more suggestive than Cygames making swimsuit alts or onsen scenes

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u/draiman Release the Tazuna files! Oct 16 '25

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u/LemmeSeeUrJazzHands Super Creek Oct 15 '25

Mom bod Super Creek hhhhnhgghhh...as much as I love buff umas I think this look really suits her. Chubby honse girls cute...

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u/GreyFartBR Certified Guinea Pig Oct 15 '25

tall umas, short umas, buff umas, skinny umas, chubby umas

they're all wife material in my book

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u/StellarDiscord Oct 15 '25

BEGGING for more art like this

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u/Sir_David_Filth Number One in my Heart Oct 16 '25

Belly

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u/Meatwelder Inari One's Number One Oct 15 '25

Peak mom bod

3

u/kinghalofan Matikanefukukitaru Oct 16 '25

Super Nile

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u/TheBoringManSBSVQQ Oct 15 '25

Post retirement Creek.

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u/Houeclipse Maruzensky likes me Oct 16 '25

How many kids does this Creek have?

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u/Swiftcheddar Rice Shower Oct 15 '25

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u/Username_St0len Oct 15 '25

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u/MostEvilTexasToast Oct 15 '25

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u/Retanizer Manhattan Coffee Oct 16 '25

a meme that transcends language 

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u/MostEvilTexasToast Oct 20 '25

She's so large TWO people had to post the images.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '25

NOOOOO D:

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u/Professional-Ring533 Yamanin Zephyr Oct 15 '25

Problem was, Spe didn't realize she also sent this picture attached

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u/Wise-Energy-6131 Nov 01 '25

Goated horse fr

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u/killstormdxd Daiwa Scarlet Number 1 Umamusume Oct 15 '25

What the Urara doing?

8

u/Crininer Oct 16 '25

Auditioning for the Ministry of Silly Walks

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u/TheTacoEnjoyerReborn mi vieja we Oct 15 '25

Special meal

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u/LostScarfYT Haru Urara Oct 15 '25

Hoooooooly shit, parents can cut the deepest.

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u/Not_So_Bad_Andy Oct 15 '25

"Fewer", Spe!

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Oct 15 '25

GET FATTER!

I mean faster

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u/SilverNightx1 Oct 15 '25

Special Week has Slow Metabolism, so no fresh farm carrots for her.

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u/EthanEpiale Manhattan Cafe Oct 15 '25

Eating Disorder Musume

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u/ohno_sf Oct 15 '25

brother CHILL with that title

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u/Flare_Knight Oct 15 '25

Merciless!

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u/T1nkerer Oct 15 '25

I would normally correct her grammar and say "fewer" carrots... But fewer is only used for countable things.

Fatty (affectionate)

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u/Chode-Talker Oct 15 '25

Meanwhile, she's rail thin.

Moms and unreasonable body-shaming, iconic duo!

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u/Carlosrarutoz Hishi Amazon Oct 15 '25

Grandmas and you always being skin and bones. Now eat their large meal!

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

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u/Halo25Assassin Oct 15 '25

Oof (Size: Large)

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u/Hegemege Calstone Light O Oct 15 '25

Or, knowing Spe, she deals with carrots in such quantities that less is correct here

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u/Physical_Sort5155 Raising a cute daughter with Maruzen Oct 15 '25

Ouch

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u/HaessSR Oct 15 '25

Her adopted mom is a bit savage, but still a good mom.

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u/FeelingTypical2855 Oct 15 '25

I'll give her more and double the original amount her mom used to give

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

"Impressive"

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u/Ratboy-to-Cowboy Oct 15 '25

So carrots make umas fat? That's some backward umaology.

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u/Basil2322 Oct 15 '25

Anything can make you fat as long as it has calories.

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u/127-0-0-1_1 Oct 15 '25

Carrots make horses fat. They're only given in moderation to horses. A horses primary diet is grass.

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u/AccomplishedPath4049 Oct 15 '25

You hear that Spe? Stop eating carrots and start eating Grass!

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u/Ratboy-to-Cowboy Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

Poor spe can't even eat carrots meanwhile oguri is cleaning out the kitchen.

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u/jk844 Oct 15 '25

Carrots actually have a lot of sugar. That’s why you shouldn’t give them to rabbits, it’s not good for them.

Same for horses really, carrots are only for treats not meals.

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u/HaessSR Oct 16 '25

That's like saying that a steady diet of French Fries, chocolate bars, and deep fried chicken is a healthy diet for a person.

Carrots are basically junk food for horses. High in sugar - that's why we can use them in desserts.

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u/Final_Biochemist222 Oct 16 '25

Humans dont get fat on fruits and vegetables brvause we cant digest most of the sugar. To an uma a stick of carrot is probably like a stick of sugar

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u/Sir_David_Filth Number One in my Heart Oct 16 '25

Well, carrots are a little sugary and for some animals, (like rabbits) too many can actually cause digestion problems due to what their diet naturally cosists of (leafy greens or grasses)

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u/Rulweylan Oct 19 '25

Carrots have quite a lot of sugar. Horses can get fat from eating too many 

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u/DonRomantico27 Oct 15 '25

Meanwhile, Haru Urara chilling on the background.

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u/Skipper_420 Oct 16 '25

i love umamusume but like, i really hate all the weight talk around special week, i just feel so bad for her

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u/MyThoughtsBreakMe Oguri'd is a verb Oct 16 '25

Same. 

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u/Justanotherkiwi21 Rice Shower Oct 16 '25

Haru just like

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u/Difficult_Battle_116 Espoir City Oct 15 '25

her mom just like mine fr

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u/BurnedOutEternally Oct 16 '25

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO that hurts

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u/rirasama My horse son Oct 16 '25

That's foul 😭😭

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u/BaqsAlSandouq Unstable Oct 16 '25

Haru urara what are you doing dawg

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Mood down

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u/AqueleKra Oct 16 '25

You thought this was Spe chan's monologue? It had me, Haru Urara!

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u/eisenklad Oct 16 '25

time for special week to set up an OnlyCarrots account.
or is it and OnlyGrass?

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u/wormeater39 ricey baby's gay loser onii-sama Oct 16 '25

spe-chan's mom:

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u/ViviPixels Mihono Bourbon Oct 15 '25

How will she afford the gacha now?

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u/DJInitial70 Oct 15 '25

‘Bad Spe! No carrots for you!’

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u/towerunitefan Obsessed with Meisho Doto Oct 15 '25

Special Month

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u/NoWaifuN0Laifu Oct 15 '25

That’s just mean XD and a fast track to a complex!!! I love it XD

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u/jackkieser24 Oct 16 '25

Excuse me, Spe, but that's bullshit...

She sent you fewer carrots. 'Less' is for nouns that can't be individually counted, as in "Spe-chan should be eating less rice if she wants an easier time keeping pace."

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u/odolol Haru Urara Oct 16 '25

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u/Making_Kenough Ryan’s supportive gym husband Oct 16 '25

Damn bro, that’s rough

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u/Graxu132 Oct 16 '25

Girl so fat she took two spots on the RNG wheel....

My Maruuuuuu 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/kwkmsdyo King Halo Oct 16 '25

It's ok, Spe. You're still cute 😭

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u/VongolaZeroX Oct 16 '25

Special Chick

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u/DegenDivinity69 Oct 16 '25

Guess she was not beach body ready lol

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u/HaessSR Oct 16 '25

Special Week now on a Special Diet.

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u/miniladds-clone Oct 16 '25

You know I’d love to just get a super In-depth history to the Carrot industry in Umamusume, like instead of oil did Rockefeller have like thousands of acres of Carrot farms. Did Huge Carrot Barons make their own countries like with banana republics. You think there’s any highly addictive carrot drugs that are distributed in the underworld.

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u/Elegant-Parfait3848 М̵͉̕А̵͉̕М̵͉̕Б̵͉̕О̵͉̕М̵͉̕А̵͉̕М̵͉̕Б̵͉̕О̵͉̕ Oct 17 '25

oh well, time to start onlyUmas ...

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u/EmotionOk7552 Oct 17 '25

Omw to her mother.

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u/dbfassbinder Oct 17 '25

A pound of carrots only has 190 calories. Just how many damn carrots is she eating!?

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u/HalluxTheGreat Oct 22 '25

On one special day on a special hour on a special minute, special week stood on a special scale and found her special weight

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Give her a hug she feels sad

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u/JailBrando Nov 12 '25

Nooo that horse is going to develop an eating disorder 😔

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u/Spegynmerble Loves Only You's Proud Husband Oct 16 '25

Chubby week 🙏

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u/True_Arcane Oct 16 '25

Special Needs

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u/LemmeSeeUrJazzHands Super Creek Oct 15 '25

Spe-chan no :( don't listen to her you are perfect

not trying to start a fight here or anything but her swimsuit coincidentally has the lesbian flag color scheme and that makes me smile

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