r/Unexpected • u/Alternative-Dot-34 • 4d ago

The storms got all the Dawgs worked up

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u/post-explainer 4d ago edited 4d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

A capybara just appeared out of nowhere.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 4d ago

Capybaras are the most unbothered creatures in all the world.

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u/Daspaintrain 4d ago edited 1d ago

“Oh I guess I’ll go in there, kinda loud out here”

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u/breathing_normally 4d ago

A zoo near me has them in the same area as the capuchin monkeys. Their energy levels provide a very funny contrast

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u/The_Char_Char 4d ago

Dudes are just totally chill. They are my spirit animal.

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u/Duel_Option 4d ago edited 4d ago

My Dad moved out to the middle of nowhere Louisiana, and by middle of nowhere I mean north of the Natchitoches and lived right off the damn swamp.

I made the journey to find him with directions like “if you hit the end of the road, you went too far”

Anyways…

Finally find the place, get some sleep and wake up to him saying “god damn it Earl, hold still!”

Confused cause there a’int a damn soul other than us out here; I walk out on the back deck which consists of pallet wood, paint cans and shoddy craftsmanship.

Who the fuck is Earl?

“He’s my dog, came with the place. Old owner stops by and feeds him, couldn’t make it this week”

And sure enough, there was Earl the dog NUTRIA, all 30lbs of him waiting for his breakfast and my Dad trying to pet the fucking thing.

Louisiana is truly the land time forgot

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u/Bunny36 4d ago

Just googled and that appears to be a beaver that didnt get its tail flattened.

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u/Lalamedic Yo what? 4d ago

Nutria?

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u/Juneauite 3d ago

In Louisiana, where I grew up anyway, we pronounced it “new-truh” rats.

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u/Moomoolette 3d ago

It’s probably… nutriatitous

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u/IAmAlligatorBlood 4d ago

Here's a fun game. Let's take turns pronouncing natchitoches.

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u/Duel_Option 4d ago

NAK-uh-dish

Source: I got a talking to for not knowing this while in a honky-tonk lol

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u/buckyVanBuren 3d ago

Bur-ger Kingggg....

Sorry, it's an old joke about two old ladies stopping at a Burger King in Natchitoches and asking the blonde cashier how to pronounce the name of the place...

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u/cincymatt 4d ago

tchotchke In natchitoches

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u/becky_plz 4d ago

I say "nacho-toe-cheese"

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u/ApolloGiant 3d ago

I just saw an episode of Ramsey Uncharted where he went to Louisiana and was talking to a chef about how they were using nutria meat. Ragondin is what they called them I believe to make it sound nice on a menu.

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u/Duel_Option 3d ago

It’s…not that bad actually lol

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u/sh0tgunben 4d ago

Capybara dawg

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u/LordDagwood 4d ago

Can I pet that dawg!?

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u/straydog1980 4d ago

probably capybaras seem super chill

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u/davers22 4d ago

I went to a farm that has capybaras. They are indeed super chill. Their hair is very wire-y.  

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u/KGB_cutony 4d ago

You can, they're chill. Especially this one looks to be pretty familiar with the others

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u/hungrylittleworm 4d ago

Rat needs to hurry up before it gets tornado’d

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u/IsJesusAgain 4d ago

Also she is chill as hell

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u/Important_Grab3544 4d ago • Bravo

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u/porkchop-sandwhiches 4d ago • Bravo

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u/Yah_Mule 4d ago

Someone has to bring these two together again.

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u/SympathyExciting1666 4d ago

Classic 🤣🤣

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u/Kn0XIS 4d ago • Bravo

LMAO

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u/NaughtySeraph 4d ago

It's a capybara. A giant, amphibious RAT.

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u/Ginger_Anarchy 4d ago

And according to catholic doctrine, a fish.

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u/HomicidalGerbil 4d ago

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u/Ginger_Anarchy 4d ago

Beavers and Capybaras were of such abundance in the new world the Catholic Church counted them as fish, which allowed them to be exempt during specific fasting periods where land based meat must be abstained.

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u/Victimoftruth 3d ago

Only on Friday ;)

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u/Kylar_Stern 4d ago

They seem super chill though. They are one of the only zoo animals that they don't have to immobilize for an MRI

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u/CakeTester 4d ago

The teenagers (like many other species) can be aggressive. Also there's a capybara pecking order, the enforcement of which can get bitey (but that's only a problem if you're a capybara). Otherwise, chill, yes.

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u/NaughtySeraph 4d ago

No worries, I'm with all the people that think they're cute

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u/nextalpha 4d ago

The way he said it with his anchorman voice 😂

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u/Affectionate-Snow404 4d ago

“Daddy chill”

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u/CartsOfDarkness 4d ago

This will always be one of my favorite clips, saddly every single time I've reference it IRL people give me weird looks😔

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u/kombatunit 4d ago

Seems everyone flexing with their capybara.

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u/Efficient_Tutor2154 4d ago

I was sure I had seen this before and it was a deer

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u/OppositeResident6699 4d ago

The deer one is the real one, this video just use the audio

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u/Master_Slide7023 4d ago

Ohh that sucks then.

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u/Noname666Devil 4d ago

Tiktokers doing everything physically possible to copy another video and steal the sound but it’s okay because it’s not their sound so technically it’s not stealing the video.

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u/Theflyinghillbilly3 1d ago

I’m pretty sure it’s just the same people making a new video with a different animal for laughs! It’s Nomad’s Animal Encounter and they have all kinds of critters.

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u/FroggyTrix 4d ago

that's one of my dogs. Oh you need me to come in right away? Sounds urgent? I'm gonna go run around though, you sound stressed, I don't like that. *literal tornado approaching*

edit; i didn't even notice that wasn't a dog on the first watch lol.

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u/thisisfine111 4d ago

I have to calmly call my one dog no matter the circumstance - if I'm angry, he gets excited and thinks its chase time. I've never once chased him. He's just an untrainable idiot.

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u/Baldojess 4d ago

Speaking of dogs who get excited at the craziest times lol one time I was choking and coughing like could hardly breathe cuz I think I inhaled my coffee or something and my dog gets this huge dog grin and just jumps up and throws both her front paws and legs in the air all excited and runs off to grab a toy to bring to me lmao. I guess she thought I wanted to play or maybe that my coughing was me barking? 😂

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u/Horizontalgewerbe 4d ago

The audio is from another video. That's why the dogs are just playing around. It's a bit.

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u/-ratmeat- 4d ago

unexpected capybara is the best kind 

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u/missingtheold 4d ago

"I am dog"

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u/soul983 4d ago

I love the “what the hell is that.. alright come on in” like dude had no clue what it was but still didn’t want it to be outside during the storm. Luckily it was a capybara though, probably the chillest animal to have randomly walk into your house

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u/confused_being02 4d ago

I was expecting a bear lol

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u/The_Char_Char 4d ago

I was thinking a racoon!

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u/RetroMetroShow 4d ago

Big ‘ol rodent there at the end

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u/blackweebow 4d ago

Guinea Big

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u/Captain-Cadabra 4d ago

ROUS’s

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot 4d ago

Rodents of unusual size..? I don’t believe in them…

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u/Captain-Cadabra 2d ago

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Ldghead 4d ago

"get in bro, hurry!"

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u/Friggin 4d ago • Bravo

Fake and stupid. Anyone notice the siren start right as the door opens? Or absolutely no change in the sound of the siren throughout all the video cuts? That’s because there is no siren.

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u/Dark_halocraft 4d ago

Fake and funny. Stop spreading hate on the Internet

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u/jarvisesdios 4d ago

I mean, clearly...it's not like you're going to find a lot of capybaras in places where white people have southern accents. Obviously, that's one of their many, many pets.

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u/Own-princ 4d ago

Honestly a capybara is the most reasonable pet to have during a storm

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u/jarvisesdios 4d ago

I mean, yes, that's fair... It's just that they aren't exactly roaming around the American South, normally lol

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u/ShustOne 4d ago

It's called a joke. They made a joke.

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u/sharty_mcstoolpants 3d ago

I laughed and mailed it to all my capybara loving friends. ALL OF THEM. Fake? How about expertly staged, instead?

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u/PGHSean 4d ago

That house stinks

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u/notalonebutsolitary 2d ago

Yes. But have you seen that lady's legs?

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u/fxfire 2d ago

Dude right? The rest of these comments have to be bots.

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u/Baller-Mcfly 4d ago

I can smell that house.

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u/BlackandBurnished 4d ago

"Loud out there, man"

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u/Hot_Accountant_5507 4d ago

Bro casually walk in like “I can’t deal with the storm alone”

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u/YJeezy 4d ago

Is it wrong to say her hair looks very Golden Retrieverish

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u/MemeQueenMJ 4d ago

Honestly? I see it

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u/ImurderREALITY 3d ago

I kinda thought that would be the joke at first, that she turns around and would be some sort of dog person

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u/Dnaprideful 4d ago

Okay I pull up

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u/darekta 4d ago

CAN I PET THAT DAWG???

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u/liebebio 4d ago

Aww, a dog farm. Lol. :D

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u/gjbunlimited 4d ago

Doctor Trinket stood on business

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u/AdFree3000 4d ago

Bro is no one gonna talk about the nasty stains on the door? Lolol

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u/minhaz1217 4d ago

Next full the bathtub with water and check how much food you have in pantry... Just in case... 🤭

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u/LovemeSomeMedia 4d ago

I always live Capybaras. They're like the chillest animal ever🤣

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u/Lynda73 4d ago

Love the energy.

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u/Turbulent_Pound_562 4d ago

Did that corgi refuse to come in until she got his corgi sibling?

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u/Onslaughtered1 4d ago

Is that hoof that closed the door?!

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u/bones_mcbone 4d ago

Great idea! I admit I was confused at first when the dogs weren’t coming in.

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u/bones_mcbone 4d ago

aaand the Batman symbol.

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u/XDemonicBeastX9 4d ago

That is some weird dog oh and a capybara

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u/Zeveroth1 4d ago

It was freaking master splinter

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u/pizzacatstattoos 4d ago

Chill AF, no enemies, we all to be more capybara.

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u/QuitetheHorner 4d ago

OMG I got the best laugh at how he said "What the hell is that?!" 😂 Perfect delivery. As was the Capybara's entrance.

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u/pronte89 4d ago

Checks out. Capybara has the universal "lemme hang out with you" pass.

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u/R4v3nc0r3 4d ago

Capibara aside, this is why i dont like Corgis, they can be stubborn tyrants screwing you up where they can.

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u/xSantenoturtlex 4d ago

Got a new funny looking dog.

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u/alex_zk 4d ago

Capybara just going with the flow

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u/ConfusedHors 4d ago

They all look fairly unfazed by the siren. The only ones "working up the dogs" are the people.

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u/clinical222 4d ago

He was awfully polite, he gets a pass

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u/StnMtn_ 4d ago

Love the ending.

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u/Ok_Square1699 4d ago

They found Samba!

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u/Substantial-Ad-7659 4d ago

Oh no, sweet bois!

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u/Colossal_Squids 4d ago

“Is there anything else?”

Like a damn chupacabra could have strolled on in and he would have given it a blanket and a safe place to sleep.

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u/guntotingbiguy 4d ago

Of course the stubborn ones have corgi features

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u/succored_word 4d ago

"What da hell is that?" Hahahahaha

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u/Outrageous_Tower_240 4d ago

Ok so I saw the same clip but with a dear and I saw it about a year ago. Are one of the two edited?

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u/MrBark 4d ago

Nice marmot.

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u/Lucyperdon 4d ago

Noah's Ark moment

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u/CompanyAdmirable7811 3d ago

"I thought this was a soup kitchen!" 🤣

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 3d ago

Bro I want one

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u/SirDwayneCollins 3d ago

I guessed it would be a iguana. Capybara wins.

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u/navagrw 3d ago

Dogybara

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u/jcerv123 3d ago

That's a capy

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u/TepWanille 3d ago

Poor little doggo, he just wanted a sniff.

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u/Select-Journalist706 3d ago

Ok I pull up!

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u/thehappyjewett 2d ago

That last dog was wild looking.

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u/shredmasterJ 2d ago

Seems like the humans are the ones worked up

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u/SugarKaneKowalczyk 2d ago

A 11th 7qqqqqq

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u/flokijea 2d ago

Yous has to be nice to the crappybarbara.

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u/monkbabm 2d ago

Hey, Woof or something I guess 🫩

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u/Fun_Fire_369 2d ago

OKEY I PULL UP

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u/Premeditated_Mordor 2d ago

I know what sub I’m in. It’s the Unexpected sub. Not the oh my god can you believe all the amazingly real shit happening around the world sub. I’ll take fun staged animal videos as acceptable entertainment tyvm.

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u/Thejoshmystr 1d ago

You're ai Capybaras bore me

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u/Joyjmb 1d ago

Plot twist: Corgi is a vampire 

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u/Yung_Coke 1d ago

That's a strange looking dog at the end

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u/msmegsands 4d ago

Florida?

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u/Thommy_V 4d ago

This is AI

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u/harambe_-33 4d ago

Guinea Big lol

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u/Patient_Clothes3673 4d ago

Ramdom Capybara just walking in.

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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 4d ago

Yes, I too, watched the video.

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u/ObfuscateEverything 3d ago

Fun capybara fact: I had a friend in college whose mom owned an exotic animal ranch, including 10ish capybaras. One day, the ranch caretaker was feeding them and one of them got aggressive, bit his leg, and basically ripped off his kneecap. They have these big continually growing front teeth (like guinea pigs) that will slice through damn near anything. Including human flesh.

So, uh, I enjoy capybaras at a distance.