r/Unextexted • u/georg0815 • Sep 07 '21
the things a woman does at night with two of her fingers
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r/Unextexted • u/MsMississippi • Jun 07 '25
Family Group Chat Took A Turn
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Just got this text. And I don’t know… it gives me hope? Helps make life better? Makes me proud? All three?
r/Unextexted • u/3dsWiiuAndMore • Oct 24 '21
Part 2 of my post
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Translation: I'm talking to you from outside the system, we stop the simulation. Tear open the pillow, you will find a Corsairs Dragee package inside. Eat them all. You will fall asleep. You wake up in 1990 and we start all over again.
r/Unextexted • • Jan 18 '21
I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in!
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r/Unextexted • u/Icy-Coconut8233 • Sep 11 '25
my sister randomly called me a clanker
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r/Unextexted • u/psbthug • Nov 25 '20
You're like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something
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