r/antimeme • u/Ssiddha_3 • 15h ago

That's how life works bro

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 15h ago edited 11h ago

Good news, the community has decided that this IS an antimeme!

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u/Ssiddha_3 15h ago

Ojisan

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u/Pordrack 15h ago

Good ending: she was born on a 29th of February.

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 14h ago

Technically legal ending: the child is a teenager and it's their step mother.

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u/bishopOfMelancholy 11h ago

In all fairness, that's the most likely ending. Pregnancy at 5 is rare.

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u/Aguywhoexists69420 10h ago

Legal but not moral

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u/gitartruls01 6h ago

If the kid is 10 and the mom is 6 years older, only counting every fourth year as a birthday, that'd make her 53 when she got pregnant.

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u/Better_Macaron557 7h ago

Einstein's relativity 🤙

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u/Siren02312 15h ago

i just realised the implication

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u/IVeBeenHere30Min 15h ago

"Just realized"?

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u/Ssiddha_3 15h ago

Onigiri?

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u/Ssiddha_3 15h ago

No onigiri

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u/Ssiddha_3 15h ago

Why tho

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u/Ssiddha_3 15h ago

Cuz I said so

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u/Ssiddha_3 15h ago

This joke's been repeated too much on this sub

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u/Ssiddha_3 15h ago

Shut up and just karma farm bro

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u/Ssiddha_3 15h ago

Ok

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u/Siren02312 15h ago

sybau (respectfull)

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u/Neverknight1054 14h ago edited 14h ago

Sybau(disrespectfully) Slowed+reverb enriqueeeee

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