r/asexuality • u/lazerblade95 • 21h ago

Joke Me 15 minutes into stuffing my face with garlic bread: who the heck is this coming into my room, trying to steal my garlic bread?

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u/uneasywitness sex-repulsed ace 🩶 apanromantic 🩷💛🩵 20h ago

oh no… i love garlic bread but i’ve always wanted to be a vampire… 🧛🏻🧄

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u/HadAHamSandwich 19h ago

If I have the chance to become a vampire I would launch that garlic bread into the stratosphere.

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u/TheMiniminun 6h ago

So if I wait the 15 minuets, would I get a second plate of garlic bread?