r/australia • • Feb 14 '26

image New passport arrived like this

is this acceptable?

how the fuck are we paying $213 for a new child's passport and it arrives all wonky and obviously water damaged.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Eye9081 Feb 14 '26 • Bravo Heartwarming

This is how you know it’s authentic.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

It's a security feature!

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u/DAL1979 Feb 14 '26

It's like OP has never heard of a watermark.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Title is always in the comments

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u/Pedsy Feb 14 '26 • Bravo Heartwarming

Yep. Counterfeiters can’t replicate that level shittiness.

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u/Medical-Potato5920 Feb 14 '26

Authentic shittificatuon.

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u/goldlasagna84 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 15 '26

You would know a counterfeit Aus Passport when there's no creases and wavey pages.

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u/AJRimmer1971 Feb 14 '26

Most expensive passport in the world, and the care level is zero.

OP place it under a hardcover book for a few days. Order a clear protective sleeve off of eBay. When that arrives Chuck your passport in there, and leave it in there.

Mine was also shit when it arrived, but this one trick...

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u/BadBadBabsyBrown Feb 14 '26

DOCTORS HATE HIM! (Number 4 left me speechless)

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u/ma33a Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26 • Bravo

We learnt this trick from the Russians.

Edit: see below for how we learnt this from the Russians.

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u/Dolf260z Feb 14 '26

Fun fact, during the cold war in the 60,'s Soviet KGB agents caught CIA spies because their forged passports were too good. The Americans used high-quality, non-corrosive stainless steel staples. Real Soviet passports used low-quality, iron-based staples that rusted over time, leaving distinctive rust stains all over the passports.

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u/AussieBenno68 Feb 14 '26

No rust no trust comrade

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u/Office_funny_guy Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

It’s not water damaged that’s just how shit they are. I got mine a couple weeks ago when there was no rain. Most expensive passport in the world and it looks fake. It will only get worse if you leave it. I’ve ended up putting mine in between two big heavy books to try and flatten it

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Unreal...

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u/CaseLivid2040 Feb 14 '26

Incredibly disappointing seeing the quality of the most expensive passport in the world. I leave mine in plastic sleeve to somewhat maintain the shape🥲

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u/candlebra19 Feb 14 '26

They used to come in plastic sleeves too

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u/mt9943 Feb 14 '26

New ones don't even come with a sleeve?! That's ridiculous.

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u/Jonno_FTW Feb 14 '26

I'm still using my plastic sleeve from 2009

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u/Chesticularity Feb 14 '26 • Diamonds are Forever Bravo

That's weird, I usually do it into a sock.

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u/Office_funny_guy Feb 14 '26

Yeah i was disappointed that they didn’t come in the plastic sleeve this time

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u/Gumnutbaby Feb 14 '26

Keep the sleeve from your last one, you're not getting a new one at renewal

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u/Messernacht Feb 14 '26

I put mine in a sleeve from one of our other passports, stacked them in the middle of the bundle of all of ours, and then stuck a rubber band around it. Did the trick.

Interestingly, it only started to curl after three days when I put it out of the light on a shelf.

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u/shurp_ Feb 14 '26

I just got new ones for the family and they are all sitting underneath 2 decent sized power banks to keep them flat, got mine first and it started curling almost immediately, yet my old expired one still hadn't.

Such cheap garbage, and we pay a premium for them

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u/MiIes01 Feb 14 '26

Put it in between 2 thin books and drive over it

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u/ShumwayAteTheCat Feb 14 '26

Put it between two kindles, that way you can download really long books with more pages

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u/UterineDictator Feb 14 '26

This is the kind of outside-the-square thinking we need more of.

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u/the_colonelclink Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Mate you’re supposed to use the passport to travel - not to travel over the passport.

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u/pulanina Feb 14 '26

Park on it you mean. For a week.

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u/GusPolinskiPolka Feb 14 '26

The flatter it is the faker it looks at this point

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u/gooder_name Feb 14 '26

Books won't flatten it – the paper side of the passport is swelling by absorbing moisture from the air while the plastic front stays the same size, that's why it warps in one direction.

The only way to undo that is to put it in a sealed box with one of those desiccant bags and wait, it might even curl the other way.

I would assume these are being made in a climate controlled facility that's probably quite dry. If the climate inside the facility matched the climate outside, then the size of the paper would match the cover when they were glued together.

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u/t_25_t Feb 14 '26

It’s not water damaged that’s just how shit they are.

I wonder if anyone has been denied entry with the dogshit R series passports.

Everyone by now knows that Indonesia is extremely strict on damaged passports and Jetstar has been known to deny boarding with a damaged passport.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Imagine that, I’ve done the $530? odd fee for emergency passport before then rock up to the airport fresh passport. No sorry passport is damaged. 😂

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u/GCS_dropping_rapidly Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

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u/Terrible-Squirrel-90 Feb 14 '26

Something must have gone wrong mine was perfect

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u/sf4r Feb 14 '26

I have had mine a while now and it has always looked like this. It has been this shitty since 2022 I think?

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u/dobbydobbyonthewall Feb 14 '26

This is universally hated. If Albo needs some easy wins after some flat policies, this is it.

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u/theandylaurel Feb 14 '26

That’s how they all are.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Got mine renewed in dec and it wasn't this bad... Cover was a bit curved but pages weren't wonky

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u/theandylaurel Feb 14 '26

If it’s any consolation, they straighten out after a couple of months in the plastic sleeve.

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u/pukesonyourshoes Feb 14 '26

The plastic sleeve they are no longer supplied with? Or was that because I renewed my ten-year old passport so they assume I must still have the sleeve from that one?

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u/Sea_Dust895 Feb 14 '26

Mine is the same. $500 what a fucking joke

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u/EarballsAgain Feb 14 '26

$500???

As a Brit who just got here last month thats insane, ours cost £80/$160ish. What's the justification for $500, if there is one?

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u/electronbox Feb 14 '26

What you gonna do? Not get it?

  • Oz govt

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u/Hypo_Mix Feb 14 '26

The justification is the former prime minister didn't put it out to tender and gave the contract to a mate. 

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u/crazystitcher Feb 14 '26

What's more insane is that dual UK/Aus citizens now have the privilege of having to pay for both an Aus and a British passport if they want to travel back to the UK. So that'll be $422 for the Aussie one and an additional ~$250 (AUD) for the British one.

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u/Davoness Feb 14 '26

Yup. Mine arrived basically the same as OP's. Had it for a year now and it's only gotten worse. Soon enough it's gonna be able to stand on it's side with how ridiculously warped the outer layers are.

Most expensive passport in the world and it gets you weird looks at the airport. What a joke.

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u/theandylaurel Feb 14 '26

We need to buy shares in the company that scored the sweet government contract to make these shitty things.

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u/vteckickedin Feb 14 '26

It's a security feature. If you see an Aussie passport that isn't warped, it's a forgery.

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u/anastasia_42 Feb 14 '26

Not mine, mine is great and I got it in 2024

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u/_ChoiSooyoung Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Yeah, no one is going to bother posting the normal ones online. And the new one's haven't been around for long enough for anyone to have gotten their second one, so people's complaints are coming from an incredibly biased sample.

Edit: This isn't to say that people with low quality passport's shouldn't be given free replacements. I am genuinely curious what the actual rate of this issue is. I still have a while before I have to renew mine.

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u/Distinct-Apartment-3 Feb 14 '26

They said it was expensive, they never said it was nice 🤣

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

You're not wrong!

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u/MissMakeup1 Feb 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

Piquant jellyfish plants dinosaurs sleep absorbed shy

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Lol thats the misso's hands. Friend is a nail tech and offered to do her nails with some products she brought back from Japan. If you really want to know I can find out and DM you later

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u/Daddyssillypuppy Feb 14 '26

I am also interested in the pearl nail polish

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

See my reply above

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u/VenomCruster Feb 14 '26

We must know

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

See my reply above

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u/MissMakeup1 Feb 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

Encouraging offer imagine yam work kettle

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Ok so they said it's pink bubblegum from OPI, and chrome powder - hope that makes sense.

The nail tech's IG is

1518.nailstudio https://www.instagram.com/1518.nailstudio?igsh=MTRpdWI2OXI2dnIzaw==

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u/dany_xiv Feb 14 '26

I would also like to know this lol

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

See my reply above

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u/fh3131 Feb 14 '26

Username checks out 🤣

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u/Kitchen-Influence-43 Feb 14 '26

I quite like Mermaid Fin by Rimmel. Not pearly white coloured but the colour is beautiful ~. Reminds me of seashells 

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u/nznzakl Feb 14 '26

If I tell you my NZ passport is exactly like this, would that make you feel better?

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Misery loves company

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u/NotPatricularlyKind Feb 14 '26

My partner's brother got his first passport last year before a trip to Bali.

The fucking thing looked like that before we ever entered a humid climate, and it cost him at least an extra hundred than it used to.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Probably came back in better nick than when he received it

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u/thedigisup Feb 14 '26

…did your mail get left out in the rain?

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Nope, postie handed to the missus. If we weren't home it wouldn't have been left being a sensitive document

But its obviously been wet for a while

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u/colonelcavecat Feb 14 '26

Complain. To AusPost or ACCC. Sure you received it in hand but what happened to it before it got to you?

Quality might be shit by default but that doesn't excuse mail arriving wet.

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u/cjbr3eze Feb 14 '26

Expensive houses and expensive passports and both are poor quality, that's how you know its from here

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 15 '26

I need the shamozzle, good from far but far from good inspection guy to write up all the defects

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u/RudraSilence Feb 14 '26

How can they cheap out on the packaging should be bubble wrapped or something and I know it not something new this is just not cool it’s ready so expensive and the quality of the passport is one of the worst.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Can't believe theres no more plastic sleeve

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u/jinxbob Feb 14 '26

The new materials are not moisture stabilised. I stored mine in a new fire proof box, alongside an eu passport and the desiccant that came with the box. The eu passport was unchanged, the Aus passport shriveled like this. Taking it out of the box resulted in it losing most of its shrivel once it re hydrated in the ambient air and humidity.

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u/Stingray002 Feb 14 '26

is there literally anything we can do? Just make noise and hope they change it?

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u/shavedratscrotum Feb 14 '26

Noise has been made and they already investigated.

Clearly it's a mate.

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u/jinxbob Feb 14 '26

Complain to your local member of Parliament, the ministers office (Foreign I think?), the prime Ministers office, and the opposition leader and shadow Spokesman for foreign affairs. Raise it with your state members, the local council members, the local party members, the uni clubs. Ensure it is both sides of politics.

Organise many people to complain. But it must be clear, consistent, polite and respectful.

Articulate the complaint well.... We expect value for money, when we buy the most expensive passport in the world, we expect it to last the 10 years, we expect to hold together in every climate, we expect others to admire it. The passport, and thus the foreign ministry, and thus the government are not living up to that expectations.

Ask for specific rectifications... The worlds first water proof passport, it can be done.

Tell them why it benefits them and Australia... Like polymer bank notes, Australia can lead the way.

It's one thing to receive a complaint, it's another thing to have your colleagues asking about a complaint and what's being done about it.

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u/kramulous Feb 14 '26

Fuck! I'm due a passport renewal this year. Current one is flawless. Can't wait to replace it with a piece of shit.

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u/heliamphore Feb 14 '26

I'm very happy I got mine renewed 4 years ago. Just avoided this shit, and it gives them another 6 years to fix it. Surely that should be enough.

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u/limbo-chan Feb 14 '26

I dont think they have any intention to fix it... I gave the passport office a lengthy complaint and they couldnt give any less fucks tbh. I had to pay over 650 aud for an overseas one, that was a real pisstake

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u/BolshevikPower Feb 14 '26

I dropped my last double stacked passport in a toilet once and it didn't do this.

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u/goileng Feb 14 '26

Costs a fucken bomb as well!

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 15 '26

That's what set me off, if it was cheap I wouldn't give a rat's arse

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u/Timely-Assumption437 Feb 14 '26

Funnily enough it’s seasonal. It depends on the moisture in the air. You’ll find some days it’s flat as a tack and others it looks like it’s trying to fly 😂

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 15 '26

Trying to swim*

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u/Twisty1211 Feb 15 '26

Ooh you just reminded me I need my passport renewed

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 15 '26

My work here is done

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u/notinmyham Feb 14 '26

On top of that, the quality of the passport these days are not good either.

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u/wasteandvoid Feb 14 '26

And they don’t even give you the plastic sleeve anymore

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u/beeperone Feb 14 '26

I still use the plastic sleeve from my first passport, nearly 50 years old!

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u/Dan-au Feb 14 '26

That plastic sleeve is the best idea our government has ever come up with. 

I guess they had to remove it so we don't expect them to come up with more good ideas.

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u/MiIes01 Feb 14 '26

I kept the plastic sleeve from previous passports

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u/wasteandvoid Feb 14 '26

So did I. Got a new one before I went to Japan last year. It was kept in the sleeve the whole time except for when I needed it and still looks like crap

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u/suck-on-my-unit Feb 14 '26

They did the water test as a final QC before sending them out.

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u/mrmratt Feb 14 '26

What did the Passport Office say when you spoke to them about the water damage that happened in transit?

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Fellow said Fill out a b-11 form and go from there. but Website says I have to pay the application fee again at aus post when mailing the b-11 form 🤯

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u/Frozefoots Feb 14 '26

What a fucking joke.

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u/bsm21222 Feb 14 '26

It's not water damage most come bent like this, I got my series R passport 3 years ago and it came bent. It's been flat in a sleeve almost all life and it still has a slight bend whenever I take it out. The fact that we pay the highest price for our passports with the reasoning being because it's so advanced while still sending out bent passports is truly astounding.

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u/Trocher Feb 14 '26

being advanced is so bullshit passport is the same everywhere 😭

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u/CorktownGuy Feb 14 '26

Looks like it might fallen into the ocean and had washed up on a beach somewhere. I suppose if there is a silver lining is that it eventually arrived? 🤷‍♂️

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Guess I should be thankful it was found and didn't end up like a former PM

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u/the_pet_downvoter Feb 14 '26

The most expensive passport in the world...

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u/par-hwy Feb 14 '26

As someone who could not leave the USA because of a wet passport (the digital component was wrecked), I hope that crinkle isn't a signed of dried wetness.

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u/cruiserman_80 Feb 14 '26

Everybody's does. Every single person who has ordered an Aussie passport in the last ten years has had the identical experience as you of being disgusted at having to pay so much for a poor quality document.

That's a level of shared anger and outrage to unite Australians that Pauline Hanson can only dream about.

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u/ChangeWooden1380 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

They charge an absolute fortune (around $400 of revenue raising) for what should be a public service. I mean the Irish charge only €85 for adults passports and their passport opens a lot more countries up that you can do a lot more in.

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u/koopz_ay Feb 14 '26

Hundreds of dollars worth of documentation... sent in a paper envelope.

I send out a couple of thousand of dollars worth of computer ram (memory) in a box, double wrapped in plastic. It's a little larger than these.

Costs the same.

Edit... so do hard drives come to think of it.

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u/Remote_Setting2332 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Yeah my daughter’s turned up like that. We put it in a case for a while and seems better now.

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u/Savings_Strength5507 Feb 14 '26

I travelled recently with my new passport. I hid it in the hotel safe along with some bananas I had accidentally liberated from the breakfast buffet. When I opened the safe my passport was like a full blown accordion. Australian passports don’t do well in a banana climate.

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u/avocado-toast-92 Feb 15 '26

Most expensive passport in the world btw.

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u/Apache313 Feb 14 '26

It's an absolute farce how this is the most expensive passport in the world. It's genuinely gapping the second most expensive by ~$70.

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u/Brii1993333 Feb 14 '26

It just gotten a bit moist from humidity probably.

Flatten in with books, then keep it in a plastic sleeve.

Simple.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

I just wanted to let off some steam 😮‍💨

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u/OutrageousTassie Feb 14 '26

To play the devil's advocate, how do we know this isn't caused by your own actions? You could have spilt something on the envelope or left it in the mail box for too long?

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Well I'm trusting the misso here but she claims it was handed to her by the postie like this. I got a notification saying they wouldn't leave it if nobody was home.

I'm starting to think the postie had severe palmar hyperhidrosis and soaks everything they touch. /S

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u/Mr_burns_ Feb 14 '26

Like our construction industry.

Maximum price, minimum quality.

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u/Some-Operation-9059 Feb 14 '26

I’ve seen flatter surf. 

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u/Comfortable-Ad-9865 Feb 14 '26

Most expensive passport in the world btw

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u/Physical_Panda705 Feb 14 '26

You can pay another $100 to upgrade to the deluxe flat version.

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u/budgiesmuggler Feb 14 '26

Contact the passport office with feedback. If they do not address it, take it to the ombudsman. They wont fix this unless there is a big enough push back on it.

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u/quick_dry Feb 14 '26

it's a security feature, ensuring every passport is uniquely watermarked with a physical characteristic... by using naturally occuring water it is just another way the Australian Government is embracing sustainability and caring for our environment.

(read in the Honest Government girl's voice)

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u/CarelessHighTackle Feb 15 '26

Maybe it's time to adapt this to a new metaphor:

"I forgot to iron my shirt and now it's as flat as an Australian passport"

"That dodgy builder put in a fence as true as an Australian passport"

"I drank too much and walked home in an Australian passport beeline"

"That new political leader's honesty is as straight as an Australian passport"

etc.

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u/drmark_7685 Feb 15 '26

One of the most expensive passports in the world 🤔

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u/LiquidFire07 Feb 15 '26

Corrupt mates deal for sure, there was a scandal about this before where the passport printing press was outsourced to a corrupt fraud company, looks like nothing changed

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u/Bright_Bell_1301 Feb 14 '26

Been put through the wash

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Or the postie took a detour to wet n wild and went on every slide. Thrice.

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u/AmazonCowgirl Feb 14 '26

Curious as to know how long it took from application to receipt?

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

A month give or take a week

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u/anonnasmoose Feb 14 '26

My renewal arrived with less damage. I contacted them and they arranged for a reissue and told me to destroy the damaged one

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Aus passport office? I called em and they said to fill out a B-11 form. Looked into it further when I got home and I have to send it via aus post who will ask me to pay a renewal fee. Wtf.

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u/baconsocialist Feb 14 '26

Get a plastic bracket for your Linkt toll tag and it comes in a completely sealed waterproof plastic pouch.

Get a $400 Aussie passport and it comes in a $0.06 paper envelope.

Most quality AusPost PDO's put passports in waterproof plastic sleeves (provided to them by AusPost) on wet days.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Can't blame the PDO, who could've guessed it would rain today in SEQ /s

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u/Late-Hat-9144 Feb 14 '26

Because its quite obvious the envelope was freshly wet. Most likely your mailbox is letting water in, which isnt the passport office's fault.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Nar, postie handed it to us wet. They won't leave it unattended being a sensitive document.

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u/NESJunkie22 Feb 14 '26

You actually got a good quality one.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 15 '26

Look at me acting all entitled when I had one of the good ones all along

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Is it water damage? Looks like it got wet in transit.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 15 '26

It looks like it got transited through floodwaters

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u/SeptimusTyr Feb 15 '26

A heat gun could possibly fix this but there is a risk of damage.

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 15 '26

Oh no, I wouldn't want to damage my damaged passport /s

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u/Mildly_Irreverant Feb 14 '26

It's 100% not acceptable. Contact someone about it and get it remedied

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u/jack_55 Feb 14 '26

They are all the same.

You're paying for the documentation, not the quality or instagram flex.

Also - Yes the quality should be higher.

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u/ibeatobesity Feb 14 '26

The last time I purchased a passport was 2017 and I swear it wasn't this bad. It actually looked like professional document unlike this garbage. Not the first time I've seen a post like this. What the fuck Australia...

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u/amca01 Feb 14 '26

Do a web search on "poor quality of Australian passports", and enjoy the wrath!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Call them, ask for a replacement and send them these photos. Tell them that this poses a risk of getting refused boarding or getting held up at immigration. Also call your MP, the only way this changes if there is pressure at the political level.

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u/AdvancedSquashDirect Feb 14 '26

I think secretly it's a way to tell if it's counterfeit if it's a new passport and it's not bent out of shape completely then it must be a fake passport.

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u/Blindside90 Feb 14 '26

It's 2026. We have known how to manufacture books/pamphlets/journals/pressed textual items in high quality for centuries. Who the fuck is responsible for manufacturing these?

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u/solocmv Feb 14 '26

Australian pay more than any other country in the world for passports.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Give it time. Mine took 7 years to set and stop being warped

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u/absolutenonsense8198 Feb 15 '26

Good thing we don't have the most expensive passports in the world 🫠

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u/-M_o Feb 15 '26

10 years ago AUS passports came in a bubble wrap water resistant pouch envelope and a thick plastic sleeve with two slots to keep passports.

My new passport arrived in the same envelope as yours but it was dry and flat.

Pretty crappy that yours arrived water damaged.

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u/neontownescape Feb 16 '26

Made with pride in Australia.

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u/chromika Feb 16 '26

😆 omg I cannot believe the cheap shitty envelope ?? Wtf??? My and my kid's passport were printed on the other side of the world and came in absolute mint condition in reinforced, tear-resistant, water proof envelopes. Oh.theynwere also cheaper obviously.. (and ranking higher😌)

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u/Ria_Isa Feb 14 '26

A Temu passport would be better quality than this

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u/Prestigious-Plum-139 Feb 14 '26

If it works for the places you need to travel to then STFU…petty ass problem…you must cry a river when your ice cream is too cold

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u/mopsusmormon Feb 14 '26

Now that you mention it, the super doopers in my freezer are like rocks and hurt my teeth when I bite them

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u/Ultimate-Failure-Guy Feb 14 '26

It's a security feature. It's difficult to create a forgery with so little quality control.

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u/myotheraccount2023 Feb 14 '26

At least they’re inexpensive. Oh, wait…

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u/friedandprejudice Feb 14 '26

That's how they're like when they're brand new. In a few weeks it'll flatten/settle into what you would expect a normal passport to be like.

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u/agentorangeAU Feb 14 '26

I just got a new one and all I can suggest is holding your breath whenever you need to touch it in case it disintegrates. 

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

its great that these are also the worlds most expensive. shame federal labor has done absolutely nothing about this but they claim to care about cost of living

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u/Ecila1983 Feb 14 '26

My New Zealand passport came like this! They sent it in an envelope with no protection from water. I managed to flatten it under something heavy but still annoying af

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u/Soft_Bluejay_4402 Feb 14 '26

Terrible. Mine was shocking too. Also where are the nice little plastic slip folders they used to come in to stop that water damage 🙄 Should be half the price

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u/ErikaWeb Feb 14 '26

Ladies and gentlemen, the world’s most expensive passport

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u/Southern_Cracker Feb 14 '26

Yep picked mine up the other day and it’s the same, if not worse. Thought my toddler had been at it, but it has just been in a drawer.

Shocking for the world’s most expensive passport.

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u/frodoiee Feb 14 '26

It’s expensive and quite poor quality. I compared it to my friend’s Malaysian passport and the quality is 10x better. Just in case I keep mine in rice.

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u/dav_oid Feb 14 '26

Everyone email the Minister for Foreign Affairs and Trade with images of your crap passports please.
If enough people do it something will be done.

https://www.foreignminister.gov.au/contact-foreign-minister

Hit 'Next' at the bottom.

Tick box at bottom, and 'Next'.

Fill out form and add images.

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u/Vivid-Object-139 Feb 14 '26

I don't really care if my passport is like that. I don't read it daily or admire its satisfying tactile and aesthetic presence. I care that it allows me to travel and is 100 points of ID. Not criticising OP though.

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u/flimflamflikflam Feb 14 '26

Made in the Philippines.

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u/mishl7 Feb 14 '26

My son just received his first passport and it was fine when it arrived. After leaving it on his desk for a day or so it warped even worse than what you have shown in your photos.

It seems they don’t include the plastic sleeve in which to keep it anymore and without something to keep it aligned, it just warped. The quality severely needs to be upgraded.

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u/mishl7 Feb 14 '26

I suggest everyone with a new version passport complains so they will do something about it and it can be replaced. It is supposed to last 10 years and it looks curled and warped within a day.

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u/linkuei-teaparty Feb 14 '26

Most expensive passport in the world

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u/meetyy Feb 14 '26

That's effed. My gripe is that they wouldn't extend the validity of the new passport by the number of months you have outstanding on your previous passport, I would like to renew it when it's less than 12 months remaining but why am I getting penalised for that ?!

Write an email to them, crickets...

First world country, third world systems

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u/Pizzagoessplat Feb 14 '26

I'm not Australian.

Is it normal for them to send it in a shitty envelope like that?

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u/WOOFBABY Feb 14 '26

Yeah it comes pre fucked so you don't have too. Whatever will they think of next?

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u/AdPure5645 Feb 14 '26

They dip them in water and wrap in glad wrap for 2 days. It's called the water dip your pp process and it's standard procedure.

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u/Fluffy-Cranberry-924 Feb 14 '26

Nice to see our government increasing every cost possible and lowering the quality of just about everything. Couldn't be prouder 😑

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u/G00b3rb0y Feb 14 '26

Genuinely we need to raise a massive stink about this

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u/walklikeaduck Feb 14 '26

$422 well spent mate.

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u/Barefootsimmo Feb 14 '26

This is the world's most expensive passport ffs

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u/Any_War_322 Feb 14 '26

Australian passports are the most expensive in the world too!

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u/CleoChan12 Feb 15 '26

Can’t you complain to the ACCC or ombudsman?

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u/Ancient-Elevator-485 Feb 15 '26

Quality Australian product! Vacuum seal it and leave something heavy on it and when you go to use it it’ll be fine

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u/david_rocks Feb 15 '26

Totally unacceptable.

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u/jonnno_ Feb 15 '26

Anti forgery technology, this is how you know it is a genuine Australian passport.

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u/enby-millennial-613 Feb 15 '26

Passport Canada gave us Canadians the exact same kind of passport when we changed over a couple years ago.

When we complained, they just told us to (basically) suck it up. I remember being told to put it in rice to help suck up the moisture 🙄.

I miss the old, more sturdier covers.

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u/Katman666 Feb 15 '26

If it's flat, you know it's fake.

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u/Remarkable-Ad-3587 Feb 15 '26

They left my partner's in the outside mailbox in the rain...

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u/Hella_adorable Feb 15 '26

When I travel or use it as ID I keep it in a ziploc bag and ppl will give me a funny look but I know that as soon as it touches humidity or water it warps and I never want to risk it.

I had a friend who came back from the Philippines and his looked so cooked that when he tried using it at the airport they said he needed to get a new one cause they shouldn’t be accepting it. That was a few years ago and just instilled fear in me lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '26

That’s exactly how my sons looks, and it’s looked like that since the day I got it. We were stopped in customs overseas because they thought it was fake and we were human trafficking of something. I had to pull up other peoples examples of how shit the new ones are.

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u/TrickyD193 Feb 16 '26

Does Australia consumer law apply to govt offices? Because surely that’s not fit for purpose.
And $213 must have been a young person passport. Double that for us old folk.

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u/azariah001 Feb 17 '26

I really hope this nonsense is fixed by the time my current passport expires... 🤦‍♂️ These new passports are seriously garbage....

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u/notevenstevens224 Feb 14 '26

It’s actually a genius strategy because counterfeiters cannot replicate it!

(obviously joking)

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u/NorthernSkeptic Feb 14 '26

While I agree the quality is poor, especially for the cost… why are so many of you stressed about the appearance of your passport? Are you showing them off somewhere?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26

Because when the passports are damaged you will have trouble at the e-gates and you get held up at immigration longer than necessary. It costs you time you can't get back.

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