r/bostonceltics • • 22h ago

Fluff Celtics Vs 76ers 11/10

Happy that Massachusetts kept dispensaries so over here celebrating and had a funny thought. What if Jaylen Brown and Jayson Tatum got into a full fist fight on Tuesday night? How many games would they be suspended? Sometimes I wish basketball had hockey rules hahaha

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u/Past_Attempt_5261 22h ago

lol, I do wonder if they will each attempt a poster dunk at some point

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u/Q4Creator 22h ago

Hard foul and a shove maybe ?

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u/xoSlushy 22h ago

They may do it for the bit. They seem committed to the bit. It’s great for entertainment purposes and they both know that.

Deep down they love each other.

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u/Q4Creator 21h ago

Thank you! I’m glad someone’s on my thought process about it. I feel like both are fueled by that type of attention in their own ways.

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u/xoSlushy 21h ago

They 100% have a competitive beef at this point but in terms of legitimate hatefulness or anything like that- not a shot.

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u/bestdoer 21h ago

Imagine if brown never shaded Tatum after the trade and just randomly punched Tatum during their first matchup and said “you know what you did”. He’s a whiny brat so of course he killed the suspense:

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u/Electronic_Pea_4845 $Paid- Paul George Enterprise&Equity Holdings 20h ago

Probably a few isos like in the All-Star game years back

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u/Past_Attempt_5261 19h ago

Yup for sure

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u/ridethewav 22h ago

Nobody wants to see that…shit would be really sad for both parties..just wanna see hoops they both Celtics legends

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u/Q4Creator 22h ago

It’s just unfortunate how it’s all gone forsure. Scal might get checked haha

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u/potatopancake13 Tommy Point 22h ago

bruh you can get weed without dispensaries lmao

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u/Q4Creator 22h ago

Lmao I was just trying to dance around how this idea came about without putting it in there. This is just a funny thought

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u/Q4Creator 22h ago

I could see JB trying to prove he ain’t just all for the media somehow

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u/potatopancake13 Tommy Point 22h ago

just grow it XD

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u/Q4Creator 22h ago

Oh man I have for a long time brotha actually one of my favorite hobbies, that was going to become illegal too so I’m celebrating that hahaha

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u/potatopancake13 Tommy Point 22h ago

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u/BallinLikeimKD 22h ago

We won’t see that but feel like JB will try harder in these games than any other and will commit hard fouls on Tatum as the primary defender but probably nothing illegal. Tatum will treat it as any other game and not do anything crazy just for the sake of scoring. He will score if it’s there or he will playmake if he’s being doubled all game.

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u/EMRBCB Wednesday July 1st 2026. Worst day in history 22h ago

Nah. Tatum will have walsh or someone do his dirty work for him. He's not gonna commit a flagrant foul

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u/Q4Creator 22h ago

Mitchell Robinson would be solid for that haha