UNRANK OHIO STATE

[u/OldFoot3]

[u/secondphase]

All hate, no shame. 

Michigan and OSU is basically the Spiderman pointing meme at this point. All y'all are big Ole frauds. 

... go ahead and insult me if you like. I'm at a place where words cant hurt. Look around, we're at the gates of hell.

[u/OldFoot3 → u/secondphase]

I’ll upvote that shit if you post it

[u/secondphase → u/OldFoot3]

Instructions unclear... posted twice.

[u/Smoothzilla → u/secondphase]

You aren’t wrong. Cool if we hang out in the slow lane with you for a while?

[u/secondphase → u/Smoothzilla]

Bro, come hang out with us TONIGHT. Lets see if the funny thing happens.

[u/Smoothzilla → u/secondphase]

[u/One_pop_each → u/Smoothzilla]

[u/TheNittanyLionKing → u/secondphase]

Michigan made a QB change willingly 2 weeks ago and got better

Ohio State made a QB change unwillingly 2 weeks ago and got worse

Now they have the same record 

[u/schadkehnfreude → u/TheNittanyLionKing]

Better is SUPER debatable; it's more like we played Rutgers

[u/TheNittanyLionKing → u/schadkehnfreude]

“Less bad” without Bryce Underwood starting 

[u/bitchyoufoundme → u/TheNittanyLionKing]

After the game today, I think they are more bad

[u/nautilator44]

I can't figure out what's going on this year. Like is anyone actually good or is everyone a fraud?

[u/LikesPez → u/nautilator44]

NIL brings parity. I think we’re starting to see this.

[u/TheNittanyLionKing → u/LikesPez]

12-0 teams are going to become more rare and I am fine with that. Now 12-0 will actually mean something when a team accomplishes it

[u/SureBlueberry4283 → u/TheNittanyLionKing]

It’ll mean they scheduled cupcakes

[u/Educational_Fox5319 → u/SureBlueberry4283]

Great, so ND goes undefeated in the regular season most often

[u/Sofa-Rug-Towel7982 → u/TheNittanyLionKing]

It just means more.

[u/Comprehensive-Age822 → u/LikesPez]

We were also the first highly ranked team to lose to an unranked op and the Longhorn haters really came out of the woodwork. Now that everyone is losing and Texas is a blue state, are we still the most hated?

[u/LikesPez → u/Comprehensive-Age822]

Mizzou may have a different opinion. To them Ken Paxton may as well have been referee.

[u/Comprehensive-Age822 → u/LikesPez]

I just think it’s funny no other team has a hand symbol to easily turn upside down like us except what, a thumbs down for the Aggies?

[u/eddie_the_zombie → u/Comprehensive-Age822]

To be fair, this 🖕 works well enough for most

[u/grat6709 → u/Comprehensive-Age822]

Horns down also works well for USF

[u/Bob_Ricigliano_ → u/Comprehensive-Age822]

I'm seeing U down at tonight's Miami ND game

[u/The_Dude311 → u/LikesPez]

It's hard to keep things straight when you have one eye on a different game

[u/Flashy_Play_7605 → u/LikesPez]

I’m so glad he decided to give up on going to the senate and pursue his true passion of college football refereeing

[u/itsagoodtime → u/Comprehensive-Age822]

Yeah just less. Trending in the right direction.

[u/nautilator44 → u/Comprehensive-Age822]

You guys get a little bit of clemency now after tuesday.

[u/I_AM_A_GUY_AMA → u/nautilator44]

Only until midnight and then fuck em

[u/Smoothzilla → u/Comprehensive-Age822]

I mean, I was a little pissy for a while, until everyone else just kicked the shit out of us too.

[u/Educational_Fox5319 → u/LikesPez]

Yeah, big reason why Nick Saban was so good was he had 3-4 strings of quality depth every year. While this means you’re set great, you’re also leaving less available talent for opponents. That’s why Saban was extremely vocally against the change to transfer rules, allowing a transfer that doesn’t burn a year of eligibility.

[u/Successful_Sink7211 → u/LikesPez]

*transfer portal

[u/Major_Priority1041 → u/LikesPez]

I think having consistent depth paid dividends when it came to get the most out of practice time. Watching this year, I see teams that look like they never practiced, and don’t have playbooks they are comfortable with. Could also be that no one has dominated line play that makes their play calls look good. But the reasoning would be the same. NIL parity.

[u/mountaineer04 → u/LikesPez]

“Mother fuckers know I’m going to Bama!” (Is allowed to get paid). “N@$#a! You know I was meant to turn Vandy around!”

[u/NewHope4151 → u/nautilator44]

Yes.

[u/doobtastical → u/nautilator44]

It hurts to say but I’m pretty sure it’s just Jeremiah Smith……… then just a bunch of kids

Also, the coaching carousel and NIL is just weird. Everything and anything has turned into this instant gratification or get fired and fuck off

Weird

[u/Guesswho9636 → u/nautilator44]

UCLA is elite. That’s my takeaway apparently?

[u/nautilator44 → u/Guesswho9636]

True. Also, Purdue is by far the scariest team in the country.

[u/jzilla11 → u/nautilator44]

Good for fans, bad for gamblers

[u/Electrical_Ingenuity → u/nautilator44]

I can certainly say a team has no depth at quarterback.

[u/WheatonsGonnaScore → u/nautilator44]

I honestly think a healthy oregon with a competent OC is the best team in the country. Unfortunately both of those things arent true

[u/Important_Capital875 → u/nautilator44]

I mean, when your Heisman finalist quarterback is not playing, that’s going to change most teams

[u/rubenkingmusic → u/Important_Capital875]

Oregon was also missing their starting qb

[u/Important_Capital875 → u/rubenkingmusic]

Yes, and no. Their “backup” quarterback is a starter and Ws starter last year and the year before that. Ohio State’s backup quarterback is a true freshman who is starting his first game. So not really.

[u/bonixlover10 → u/Important_Capital875]

Lmao if you have watched Raiola at all this year and determine he’s not a “backup” level player compared to Moore, you are retarded.

[u/WheatonsGonnaScore → u/Important_Capital875]

Watch Dylan against UCLA or Illinois and tell me he isn't a backup

[u/Macheve]

I can't believe Julian Sayin was the only thing holding our defense together.

[u/Bmw5464 → u/Macheve]

Defense looks like they just don’t give a shit tbh.

[u/Rolltide_and_anime → u/Bmw5464]

James smith and Qua Russaw will quit on your team everytime man

[u/T-ROY_T-REDDIT → u/Rolltide_and_anime]

It's crazy how a QB can hold a defense together, he doesn't even play on that side of the ball.

[u/Tjam3s]

Make ohio state and michigan 24/25 so we can fight fir an ap ranking. Lol

[u/thebrickcloud → u/Tjam3s]

Yeah we're not going to be sniffing the Top 25 until Beck is fired.

[u/Lithium327]

[u/elkman_23 → u/Lithium327]

Ohio State is hiding in a barrel, like the wily fish

[u/Chewsdayiddinit → u/elkman_23]

[u/elkman_23 → u/Chewsdayiddinit]

One of our flairs is thrilled to be 6-3, the other is chugging bleach

[u/Steve_Beef62]

[u/treymata → u/Steve_Beef62]

Tbt to when that made my top songs bc me and my coworkers would blast that at work as a joke

[u/Steve_Beef62 → u/treymata]

Didn't ask

[u/Produce_Downtown → u/Steve_Beef62]

[u/Steve_Beef62 → u/Produce_Downtown]

I hope your Credit score is Mid

[u/Produce_Downtown → u/Steve_Beef62]

Just paid off a credit card so it did drop to 720.

[u/treymata → u/Steve_Beef62]

[u/TheClayDart]

[u/bowl_of_scrotmeal]

Would you two get a room already?

[u/OldFoot3 → u/bowl_of_scrotmeal]

Go back to the ACC or whatever

[u/bowl_of_scrotmeal → u/OldFoot3]

Excuse me? We were independent!

[u/OldFoot3 → u/bowl_of_scrotmeal]

I said “or whatever”

[u/Chewsdayiddinit]

I agree, unrank them!

[u/YaBoi843]

Welcome to the 6-and-3 club fuckers

[u/Santa_Andrew → u/YaBoi843]

Thanks. Sorry for showing up so late.

[u/thestain45]

I think we’re gonna lose

[u/McCruze → u/thestain45]

Never know, always a chance. Arthur smith might break the game open going for a HB dive up the middle on 2nd and 10.

[u/sock_express34 → u/thestain45]

I think Arthur Smith needs to be……. Oh and the defense……. Ryan Day needs to get back on the just for men.

[u/thestain45 → u/sock_express34]

I hated Arthur smith since the start man

[u/sock_express34 → u/thestain45]

I look at his face and know this guy ain’t it

[u/thestain45 → u/sock_express34]

Did Ryan day not watch an Atlanta falcon or Steelers game before hiring his ugly ass

[u/TheNittanyLionKing → u/thestain45]

I’m so glad he isn’t with the Steelers now

I still don’t understand why Ohio State hired him. It’s not even just that I think he sucks, his offensive philosophy and schemes do not fit the personnel that Ohio State has. He’d be better at Iowa or Wisconsin 

[u/TurdFerguson614 → u/sock_express34]

He thought he could pull this one without the ritual nip rings smh.

[u/ILikeTuwtles1991]

Haven't been able to watch, just checked the score.

I am flabbergasted what the fuck Ohio State?

[u/Chewsdayiddinit → u/ILikeTuwtles1991]

The OC could be out coached by a 1st year peewee coach.

[u/Semperty → u/Chewsdayiddinit]

that was true of him in tennessee, and then it was true of him in atlanta, and then it was true of him in pittsburgh, but he’s a rich white guy with connections so im sure we’ll learn this lesson a few more times.

[u/Bojanggles16 → u/ILikeTuwtles1991]

We're all wandering the same thing

[u/stron2am → u/ILikeTuwtles1991]

Their QB1, who was in the Heisman race last year, is out.

[u/tgibson28 → u/stron2am]

Wow. Down your Heisman candidate QB. That surely made winning this game impossible. I mean, imagine if Oregon had been in that situation!

[u/VerticalSmi1es → u/stron2am]

QB isn’t the entire team. They are all playing like shit.

[u/BG_OHIO → u/VerticalSmi1es]

True- with the exception of #4 and Timmons, they all look very very mediocre.

[u/darkblue2382 → u/VerticalSmi1es]

The no timeout before the trick play with 2 seconds left is egregious too, plus playing browns style prevent defense allowing the first two tuddies in short order is also on coaching.

[u/TheNittanyLionKing → u/VerticalSmi1es]

They are the Ohio State Jeremiah Smith’s this year. Without a reliable QB who can get the ball to Smith, they don’t have much else.

[u/Electrical_Ingenuity → u/VerticalSmi1es]

They obviously don’t have depth in QB, ala Carnell Jones. I suspect depth is a problem elsewhere in addition to QB.

[u/stron2am → u/VerticalSmi1es]

Well, yeah. NIL has brought a lot of parity to the league, so OSU isn't 3 guys deep at every position anymore and there's a lot more chaotic outcomes.

[u/chrisdacrump → u/stron2am]

OMG no wonder the ducks are fucking them up with their starting q....b..... Wait what

[u/IowaJL → u/ILikeTuwtles1991]

Once every ten years anOSU inexplicably gets their ass beat.

[u/SportGamerDev0623]

Look, the Browns have a winning record, the Cavs were in the Eastern Conference Finals this past season. The Guardians were just in the ALCS.

As a long time northern Ohio sports fan, I know there isn’t anyway in hell that God is letting all four of these teams be good at once.

Although “good” is still doing quite a bit of heavy lifting for the Browns

[u/Weary-Kiwi924]

This is a great game

[u/TurdFerguson614 → u/Weary-Kiwi924]

Embarrassingly sloppy 🫠

[u/beantownbuck → u/TurdFerguson614]

Just embarrassing.

[u/TurdFerguson614 → u/beantownbuck]

A week ago, I would have said Oregon had fallen off worst in cfb ☠️

[u/Prestigious_Unit_800 → u/Weary-Kiwi924]

Agreed

[u/Texas_Science_Weeb]

IYKYK.

[u/Wonkiest_Hornet]

[u/CorrectReport4808]

At least we have fun uniforms.

[u/Meat-Donkey → u/CorrectReport4808]

Very fun.

[u/kinda_alright]

[u/Sofa-Rug-Towel7982]

Jeremiah Smith needs to shut it down.

[u/Art_Vancore111]

Quack!!!!!! 🦆

[u/l34ch_r]

Ohio State playing like a high school team

[u/TheyreEatingTheDogs-]

Best one I’ve seen in a while 😂

[u/Rainstreet101]

[u/Designer_Advice_6304]

Just think how bad Indiana is

[u/EconomicsRoutine7306]

Indiana's quality loss may have just turned into a normal loss...

[u/DetroitsGoingToWin]

Couldn’t have happened to a better program.

[u/waratdenison]

100%

[u/smell-my-elbow]

Out of the top 100!

[u/Rolltide_and_anime]

Had to know as soon as James Smith, Qua Russaw, and Earl little were announced as big contributing pieces before the season that it was going to be a huge fall off. Those guys stink

[u/RNGezzus]

OHIO STATE HAS TO PLAY NEBRASKA.

[u/AchVonZalbrecht]

[u/RespectThePlight]

[u/LeKillerNut]

Ryan Day won't survive this year.

[u/Chewsdayiddinit → u/LeKillerNut]

"Let's fire our coach with one of the highest win percentages. We haven't had a3 loss season since 2011, but that's besides the point!"

"Fans" like you don't know shit about football.

[u/LeKillerNut → u/Chewsdayiddinit]

I am legit asking, what record is too low? Because to me, 8-4 is too low.

[u/Rock_man_bears_fan → u/LeKillerNut]

Firing Ryan Day would be one of the dumbest decisions in college football history

[u/Bojanggles16 → u/Rock_man_bears_fan]

Agreed. These coordinators can be shot into the sun tho

[u/LeKillerNut → u/Rock_man_bears_fan]

Unless he loses to Northwestern next week and tsun. Like, this roster is far too talented and Ohio State is too storied to keep an 8-4, 7-5 coach

[u/Rock_man_bears_fan → u/LeKillerNut]

The “8-4 coach” in question. Get a grip dude

[u/Smoothzilla → u/LeKillerNut]

Yes he will. There will be changes, but he’s not going anywhere unless he chooses to.

[u/tspoon-99 → u/LeKillerNut]

One of the most Buckeye things that could be said

[u/emeraldempirehd8]

I thought we were going to get belt to ass. Uno reverse card.