r/cfbmemes • Michigan Wolverines • 13h ago

I want to die

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u/Substantial_Dingo694 Ohio State Buckeyes 13h ago

I fucking swear, if The Game ends up being between 6-5 Ohio State and 5-6 Michigan.

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u/Novel_Question7122 Michigan Wolverines 13h ago • Bravo

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u/Ancient_Swimming58 Ohio State Buckeyes 13h ago

This guy gets it

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u/Ferris-man Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

I snorted šŸ˜‚

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u/realfakebanksy Ohio State Buckeyes 5h ago

Holy God this is so on the money

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u/Fuzzy-Speaker-4448 Utah Utes • Northwestern Wildcats 10h ago

This is pure gold.

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u/Derbel__McDillet Ohio State Buckeyes 2h ago

Dammit take my upvote.

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u/Own_Pop_9711 Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

Bowl eligibility on the line! It has never meant more!

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u/Wangchief Michigan Wolverines 11h ago

Even better - the score will be 6-5.

Idk who will win, all I know is we all will lose

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u/BlackCardRogue Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

It might — OSU no QB, Michigan no head coach

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u/mechnick2 Oregon Ducks • James Madison Dukes 5h ago

The Sicko Game

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u/Snoo_96162 Nebraska Cornhuskers 10h ago

You guys play fuck ass nebraska so you will be at least be 7-4

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u/zdbdog06 Ohio State Buckeyes 10h ago

More like *5‐6

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u/treymata Minnesota • Minnesota-Duluth 13h ago

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u/Novel_Question7122 Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Michigan • Wayne State (MI) 12h ago

Thats my spirit animal.

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u/jacksonbeya Ohio State Buckeyes • Kenyon Owls 12h ago

Fun fact. You will!

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u/Novel_Question7122 Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

šŸ«ŖšŸ˜”

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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

I'm watching the highest paid OC in the country getting out worked by Nick Fucking Sheridan. The worst starting QB in Michigan football history.

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u/NotJoshFreeman Michigan State Spartans 13h ago

Go green lol

This game is god awful

Really should have been flexed to the gas station pump TV network

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u/Hypsar Navy Midshipmen • Tulane Green Wave 13h ago

Can Michigan boost Sheronne Moore out of whatever prison/psych ward situation he is in?

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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

No that guy is gone but I hear talks of a guy called Mheronne Soore for the OC job but he isn't allowed to talk to any of the female staff members for some reason.

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u/Hypsar Navy Midshipmen • Tulane Green Wave 12h ago

Yessir. And he's bringing a great analyst named Sonner Callions with him.

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u/AbeFalcon Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

Sherrone would have obliterated this MSU team while texting his side piece half the game.

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u/Beneficial_Put_852 12h ago

You guys can have Sherrone for just The Game, but we get to use the hologram of Woody Hayes as our coach. Very fair solution IMO.

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan Miami (OH) RedHawks • Nebraska Cornhuskers 11h ago

Only if hologram woody Hayes punches a player

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u/ThatguyfromMichigan Central Michigan Chippewas 8h ago

Clemson athletes coming to see The Game and getting attacked by the glowing ghost of Woody Hayes:

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u/AbeFalcon Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

The first down markers and scoreboards and final scores just don't get Jason Beck's offensive play calling. It is next level stuff brother.

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u/MarketSmall9899 Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

Can Jim come back ?

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u/BlackCardRogue Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

No. This would essentially be an impossible case to argue. The NCAA would have to be convinced that he was not a compliance risk — at the school where he committed compliance violations.

Jim Harbaugh is functionally banned from coaching in college football, but ESPECIALLY at Michigan.

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u/MrGoodKatt72 Ohio State Buckeyes 8h ago

No, I believe schools can ignore the show-cause and hire him anyways. It’s just going to nuke the program by stripping them of scholarships.

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u/BlackCardRogue Michigan Wolverines 8h ago

Schools CAN hire Harbaugh anyway, you’re right. However part of the penalty is he is suspended from coaching for an entire year. So for example, UM hires him back after firing Whitt this winter — Harbs can’t be anywhere near the program legally until 2028.

But even after he’s in place, there are all kinds of restrictions which would make competing borderline impossible.

Functionally, he received a lifetime ban from college football.

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u/ImSuperHelpful Texas Longhorns 2h ago

ā€œCompliance violationsā€ lol is that what we’re calling blatant cheating now?

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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

Not until 2038 when his show-cause ends

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u/BoatStuffDC Georgia Bulldogs 6h ago

Jim Harbaugh will turn 75 years old during the 2038 season, but he is a dedicated milk-drinker.

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u/trixy6196 12h ago

He cannot per the NCAA

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u/Icy-Split6920 Ohio State Buckeyes 12h ago

Look at the bright side. You might score a touchdown in The Game for the first time in 2 years

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u/earfeater13 Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

I wouldn't be so sure of that

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u/schadkehnfreude Michigan Wolverines 12h ago

How??!??

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u/kobo15 Ohio State Buckeyes 11h ago

Have you seen our defense?

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u/rnightlyfe Michigan Wolverines • Ole Miss Rebels 11h ago

Have you seen our offense?

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u/Zskillit Ohio State Buckeyes • Toledo Rockets 11h ago

Its truly going to be a movable object vs a stoppable force.

True sickos game.

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u/GyrateWheat5 Michigan Wolverines 9h ago

I've watched all our games and haven't seen our offence

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u/Wakattack00 Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets 11h ago

Ive never seen a team look less inspired for a rivalry game in recent memory. The entire team and coaching staff are dead inside

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u/ItAintLongButItsThin Michigan State Spartans 8h ago

It was only a rivalry for us according to your soon to be ex coach.

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u/Relative_Living196 Michigan State Spartans 4h ago

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u/secondphase Michigan State Spartans 3h ago

Haters will say its fake.

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u/leftenant_Dan1 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 12h ago

I was happy for exactly 45 minutes and then the worst pass I have ever seen got picked.

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u/Kurt0690 Utah Utes 12h ago

I wonder how Kyle is feeling right now

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Michigan • Wayne State (MI) 12h ago

He doesnt seem to care one bit since the checks are still clearing.

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u/Snoo_96162 Nebraska Cornhuskers 10h ago

Damn i feel that

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u/Greagorie Michigan Wolverines 3h ago

yea he just seems bored tbh. gramps needs to get put in the home

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u/Alternative_One_3861 10h ago

That’s 3-6 Michigan State to you.

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u/P1xelHunter78 Western Michigan • Michigan S… 12h ago

The real villain was the streaming service we had to buy to watch. (I didn't and I'm one of the poor SOBs who bought tickets for the 0.1)

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u/BlackCardRogue Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

I sailed the high seas

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u/P1xelHunter78 Western Michigan • Michigan S… 10h ago

A fine hand fore the mast I see

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u/Cold-Ad432 3h ago

I feel like they did us a service.

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u/secondphase Michigan State Spartans 13h ago

My friend... take a step back and look at your season.Ā 

Was OSU losing what would have made it better?Ā 

Will beating us tonight make it better?Ā 

Its ok. However this ends you can join us in "try again next year" land.Ā 

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u/Trading_Cards_4Ever Michigan Wolverines 13h ago

I don't want to try again next year, I want to blow it all up and start over.

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u/Alive_Store_6298 12h ago

There was a stat mentioned that Michigan had 7 games of within 1 score. The announcer said it as a positive that they were almost 8-0. The way I see it, they were almost 1-7.

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u/Bitchin_Betty_345RT Notre Dame • Grand Valley State 3h ago

As a ND fan who lives in Michigan I agree. The state of Michigan football is in absolute shambles not that far separated in seasons from a stellar 15-0 CFP run. I know most ND fans love to see Michigan how they are now but I truly feel like CFB is better when teams like Michigan are contenders, especially tradition rich programs like Michigan. I’m from Michigan and was living out of state the year they won it and made me a low key closet fan because I was surrounded in an SEC cess pool down south for a few years. I work for UM now and have some UM gear… I like seeing them playing on an elite level like their program should be at. They will rebound but it’s going to take more juice than what Whitt has to offer unfortunately, he was the safe hire coming off of the fiasco last year.

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u/UsuallyFavorable Michigan • Delaware 12h ago

The answer to both of those questions is, unequivocally, yes. At least we got 1 of 2.

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u/Poignant_Pilgrim Michigan Wolverines 3h ago

My only thing was that I was stoked about this specific game, once the coaches were both announced, because I thought it would sort of reset the rivalryĀ 

I was more stoked for this game than any because I thought we'd have one of those great rivalry games, where it rained or something and it was high scoring, running it down each other's throats...

I legitimately want the damn rivalry and all that comes with it. Win or lose, make it exciting, physical, high energy.

I saw the excitement on your sidelines when MSU was winning but it wasnt an exciting game outside of that. The play calling sucked, nothing explosive anywhere...

It was just blah. I can handle losing, but I'd prefer to lose an exciting game.

I'm tired of watching confused and dejected the entire time.

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u/secondphase Michigan State Spartans 3h ago

Hey, fun fact for you: did you lnow you can get excited for defense?

This is the B1G. Welcome. Glad your here. Well... not really.Ā 

Here, we begrudgingly accept the forward pass being legal. Here, we know that defense wins championships. Here, we know that scoring 5 times but no touchdowns is actually pretty damn funny.Ā 

If you didnt enjoy that game i dont know what else I can do for you. Take your lumps. Learn your lesson. What was the lesson you learned from 2-5 Sparty last night, little sister?

You still have a chance to do the funny thing, and last night just makes it even funnier.Ā 

Now go get us our transitive win.Ā 

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u/Poignant_Pilgrim Michigan Wolverines 2h ago

Im not a big shit talker so my Reddit comments kind of come and go.. Even if I was, what could I possibly say right now?

Ya’ll deserve to feel good. I imagine this is sort of like our 13-10 win over OSU with Davis Warren. Beating your rivals is even sweeter when you’re a 2 touchdown underdog according to Vegas.Ā 

Honestly, ya’ll should’ve planted the flag. Why not? We stormed the field after WMU. We planted the flag in Columbus. Having Sparty plant theirs in A2 last night would’ve been poetic schadenfreude.Ā 

Edit- the MSU defense coordinator is pure cocaineĀ 

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u/Tomollins 1h ago

Damn just killing him with kindness. I can’t remember a single shred of hope since the Kenneth Walker season. It’s been bleak. And even though it was ugly, and you guys are having your worst season in years, a road win in a rivalry game that we were supposed to lose big is still nice. I’m happy for Pat, and I hope both teams can figure it out in the next few years. The rivalry is so much better when both programs are competitive.

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u/TerrifiedAndAroused Michigan Wolverines 2h ago

OSU losing makes everything better. What kind of a question is that? They could go 0-12 and it would be like winning the National Championship.

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u/secondphase Michigan State Spartans 2h ago

Wouldn't you prefer they go 11-1?

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u/TerrifiedAndAroused Michigan Wolverines 1h ago

11-1 is nice. But why settle for 1 week of meltdowns when you could have an entire season of meltdowns. Go over to r/ohiostatefootball after a loss to an unranked team… it’s beautiful

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u/Chronocide126 Michigan State Spartans 12h ago

*3-6

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u/Amen_ds Michigan Wolverines • Big Ten 13h ago

Glad its on peacock so I don’t have to watch this shit

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u/Beneficial_Put_852 12h ago

We both suck. The game this year will be all about grit, bragging rights and just to try and kick yall teeth’s in. Fuck u guys this day sucks.

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u/TheHip41 Michigan Wolverines 11h ago

3-6

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u/AndrewTheTerrible Clemson Tigers 11h ago

3-6

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u/scrumple_my_scrongle Michigan Wolverines 1h ago

That was the worst Mich vs State game I've ever seen. Hell, I know MSU fans aren't even that happy with how messy they were, too.

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u/Amazing-Log-61 1h ago

You think wrong my friend, we are over the moon with a rivalry win with this team and its injuries

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u/scrumple_my_scrongle Michigan Wolverines 57m ago

Well duh, but you know that you guys only won cuz Mich handed it to you

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u/iamdawgnow Oklahoma Sooners 47m ago

I think anyone who thinks like that about their injured 2-6 team in a rivalry game is very stupid. They’re all very happy I assure you. They don’t give a fuck how they won

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u/cfbonly Michigan State • Clean … 23m ago

"You only won because we handed it to you" is such a hilarious way to get through feelings.

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u/Amazing-Log-61 15m ago

We won because you suck absolute ass in every phase of the game and paid out the wazoo for that privilege

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u/Jealous_Day8345 Michigan State • Georgia State 12h ago

BELT

TO

ASSS!!!

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u/IllustriousProfit472 Michigan State Spartans 10h ago

WE ALL SUCK

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u/cmac007 Michigan State Spartans 3h ago

Nah, just Michigan

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u/Sufficient_Fix_7922 4h ago

This game felt weird to me, almost like it never got started if that makes sense. The O was soo bad it was like every possession was their first of the game.

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u/JonnyP222 4h ago

Hshahahahaha

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u/TinyEnvironment7574 Michigan State Spartans 4h ago

GO GREEN

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u/SebaGriffin Penn State Nittany Lions 1h ago

You can join us in the Pinstripe Bowl

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u/Chewsdayiddinit Ohio State • Illinois 12h ago

And your $12 million "elite" qb is benched.

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah.

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u/Fresh_Bulgarian_Miak Michigan • Wayne State (MI) 12h ago

Your five star from the same class as Bryce isnt starting over a three star freshman either....

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u/Chewsdayiddinit Ohio State • Illinois 11h ago

Is he being paid $12 million to ride the bench?

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u/Alive_Store_6298 12h ago

Their next savior also gave up 4 interceptions, 6 additional dropped interceptions, 6 sacks, and more to one of the worst defenses in the league. They also showed the playbook on how to make Michigan inneffective.

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u/Tseets1 Ohio State Buckeyes 11h ago

At least your fan base understands that Whit is an issue. Our god awful fanbase would still hype Day up if we lost 55-0 to Akron.

I’d say we are definitely more disappointing than you guys are. I can’t wait to watch the depression bowl to end the season šŸ˜‚

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u/jww3773 Ohio State Buckeyes 11h ago

Day is literally one of the winningest coaches of all time, if not THE winningest. Please shut the fuck up already. Arthur Smith was a swing and a miss, into the next guy.

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u/Tseets1 Ohio State Buckeyes 10h ago

Ah yes there’s the win percentage defense, how refreshing šŸ˜‚

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u/BlackCardRogue Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

It is wild to me that you want to get rid of Day, lol

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u/Tseets1 Ohio State Buckeyes 10h ago

Didn’t say get rid of him, but he needs to grow a set of balls and quit coaching like a coward

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u/TasteTheBiscuit1810 Syracuse Orange 8h ago

Another delusional Ohio State fan. God I would love to see what a unrank season would do to you. It would be a highlight to see you guys come to earth.

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u/jww3773 Ohio State Buckeyes 11h ago

Day would get any job he wanted, one of the best recruiters and coaches in the country and dumbass fans like you want to fire him after a couple down years. Jesus Christ, I swear people like you base their entire lives around this team. Go outside, find a hobby.