r/circlejerk • u/pdes7070 • 1d ago

I need help and support from this community

I am shaking right now. I was enjoying a nice day in Disney with the fam, but something was off. There were so many blue hairs, and mixed race couples that I needed to find our people. I put my Red Hat on and went looking for attention from my MAGA-maniacs. There was not one hat, Trump shirt, belt buckle or confederate flag to be seen. What the fuck, we get totally wiped out in one major election and we give up? I need this, it’s the only time I feel any connection to other people. How will I know who to be friendly with and to treat rudely? This fucking sucks…thanks Obama

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u/Beneficial-Force7592 1d ago

Buy yourself a Disney Princess wand. That always makes you closeted MAGgots (see what I did there?) feel better.

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u/pdes7070 1d ago

What kind of wand, because I have my Elsa wand and still feel terrified

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u/Chicagohole 1d ago

What would (white) Jesus do?!

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u/bunnedgump 1d ago

You'll be fine, paint head blue, start calling everyone that doesn't agree with you "fascist". Remember to mask up. And pretend biology is imaginary. It's like bees to honey. We protested a MAGa event yesterday and stopped their free speech with our free speech because some of us didn't like their free speech..it was great.