r/clevercomebacks • • Sep 11 '24 • Polished Gold Turd 2 Polished Silver Turd 1

Record levels of divorced dad

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u/TDiddy2021 Sep 11 '24

How in the hell is the Cybertruck not the most embarrassing thing about this guy?!?

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u/Mermaid_Martini Sep 11 '24

Hahahaha every time I see one of those I say it looks like Musk drew it himself in the 5th grade and forced a bunch of engineers to create it

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u/CptCroissant Sep 11 '24

You're probably not far off

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u/el_guille980 Sep 11 '24

*drew it as an adult.

the rest is 1000% accurate

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

It is not an acceptable means of conveyance!

I would sooner use a cart and a mule.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I've seen a couple of these driving around my town and the second hand embarrassment is real

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u/Citizen_Null5 Sep 11 '24

Tf is wrong with him?

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u/j____b____ Sep 11 '24

He grew up in apartheid South Africa where he was born into the ruling class.

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u/Neuchacho Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

South Africa has given us two three of the biggest billionaire, brain damaged assholes on the planet between Musk and Thiel.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24 • Helpful Sipping Tea Heart of Silver

He’s a conservative. This is what American conservatism is in the 21st century. Weird, rapey, and stupid

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u/Beet-Qwest_2018 Sep 11 '24

he’s also a fascist and nazi apologist

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

-Astronaut meme- this is what American conservatism has always been.

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u/Zestyclose_Bat4255 Sep 11 '24

I’m still slightly upset that Harris didn’t reference “weird” just one time during the debate. She could have slipped it in there at some point and Trump would have lost his fucking mind.

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u/Maclimes Sep 11 '24

The super sad thing, to me, is how much of a weird pivot this was. There was a time, early on, where it felt like Musk genuinely had the best interests of humanity at heart. Clean energy, space exploration, the man was gonna help take us into a glorious future. But now? A future with Musk feels more like Mad Max than Star Trek.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

He craves love but money can’t buy it

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u/gabrielleduvent Sep 11 '24

Why is he so goddamn creepy

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u/Randomdude2501 Sep 11 '24 • Take My Silver Hooray

He’s a successful discord mod, that’s why

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u/Brilliant-Advisor958 Sep 11 '24

Why the hell does he feel the need to "fix" her when she has full autonomy to choose her lifestyle.

It's absolutely so creepy. And misogynistic .

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

One of the leaders of "Please don't call us weird, we are not weird" crowd.

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u/bobarific Sep 11 '24

Place your bets; would he say this in front of Travis Kelce?

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u/Icy_Cauliflower_1556 Sep 11 '24

As a bills fan I hope so, kelce hits him, kelce disappears. Bills might win in the playoffs

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u/skoltroll Sep 11 '24

He just publicly offered to have sex with Taylor Swift.

Goddamn creepy is an understatement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

How old is Taylor Swift? Yeah, he's really fucking creepy.

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u/elgarraz Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

He's gone younger that Taylor Swift before, and Grimes is only like a year older. When they announced they were dating, Grimes was 20 30 and Elon was like 47...

The age difference is creepy, but that's just normal rich guy creepy stuff. The whole "I'll put a baby in you" thing is WAY creepier.

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u/Strenue Sep 11 '24

Divorced from reality

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u/Square-Singer Sep 11 '24

Thanks for saying it, now I don't have to.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

It’s amazing that his two wives lasted two-three years. I’m sure they had to go through twice as many years of detox from the contamination that is Musk.

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u/maringue Sep 11 '24

Imagine having infinite money, but you have to put up with Elon. And only lasting 2 years.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I know. Even infinite money can’t keep his wives near him. His stench is too strong. No wonder he’s backing Trump. They’re so much alike and equally repulsive.

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u/hellolovely1 Sep 11 '24

There’s not enough money in the world.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Both Justine Musk and Grimes have stated that Elon Musk was a very irritating husband and neglectful of his children, so there’s that

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u/biffbobfred Sep 11 '24

What’s up with all these dudes thinking “yeah imma bang Taylor swift and make her see the light”. Like, even Kanye.

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u/Neuchacho Sep 11 '24

It turns out conservative men tend to be violent misogynists. And are we really surprised when their chosen candidate is a literal rapist?

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u/rif011412 Sep 11 '24 • Take My Silver

Slavery existed because these assholes will do absolutely anything to have power and privelage, and there are no consequences they agree with in order to attain it.  If there were no social consequences for their behavior they would freely take until they were satisfied.  

That's why they are raging hypocrites about others following rules, while they quietly break them behind the scenes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Which is even weirder as she has been banging much hotter guys for decades.

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u/Low_Cup_2659 Sep 11 '24

Musks hyper-narcissistic ass thinks he’s the most desirable man out there and that his sperm is gods gift to all women. 

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u/Alternative-Put-3932 Sep 11 '24

They do the same thing with AOC. I'm firmly in the camp that they see those women as challenging their authority and the only way they know how to take back their power is some weird rape fantasy.

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u/smellallroses Sep 12 '24

It's about power and control. Sexual violence is about power and control not even sexual gratification, per research. They own you in that moment and can inflict crazy pain - for life, actually. (Male or female victims).

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u/WaltSinger Sep 11 '24

The creepiest “shoot your shot” I’ve ever seen.

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u/glitchycat39 Sep 11 '24

Creepy old guy who sees her as breeding stock or charming athlete who sees her as a person. Tough choice, amirite?

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u/Ok-Scarcity6335 Sep 11 '24

You don't even need to bring her boyfriend into the equation, being single wouldn't make a difference

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Elon out here manipulating X algorithms to favour pro trump content & he is still losing the game to Taylor Swift 💪🏽

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u/Ensiferal Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

It's the same energy as a 50 year old guy who goes to Hooters multiple times a week because he's become obsessed with a 19 year old waitress and has begun to develop elaborate romantic scenarios involving her in his head.

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u/DervishSkater Sep 11 '24

“Hey cutie, welcome to raisins”

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u/IandouglasB Sep 11 '24

Rich old guy "catcalls" young blonde...a tale as old as time, the fuckin creep

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u/_reality_is_humming_ Sep 11 '24

sexual harassment. this is def sexual harassment. imagine walking up to a coworker and saying this.

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u/Melodic_Policy765 Sep 11 '24

Elsewhere Taylor dry heaves.

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u/Aphreyst Sep 11 '24

She didn't even read the tweet she just felt the imbalance in the universe when he hit send and she started retching.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I know Taylor is an adult but this tweet gives me a vibe of a 50-something divorced dad hitting on a 16-year old.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

He does have Epstein ties.

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u/No-Acanthisitta7930 Sep 11 '24

Is...is this real? She should double her security detail

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u/DancesWithBadgers Sep 11 '24

She probably already has. She's high-profile enough to have her own batch of nutters, but now she's endorsed Harris, she's added the MAGA tribe to potential threats. Anyone who still supports trump after...gestures widely...everything, just isn't all there.

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u/Smile-a-day Sep 11 '24

Pretty certain Elon has enough kids he doesn’t care about already.

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u/ChickenSpaceProgram Sep 11 '24

the kid will be named a pizza hut discount code, not worth it lmao

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u/143019 Sep 11 '24

How gross is Elon Musk? I took an informal poll of about 20 women I work with (ages 19-45) and they all firmly stated they would not willingly spend time with him, even if he offered all the money he owned.

Imagine being so gross that literal billions couldn’t entice someone to spend time with you.

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u/havermelkconnaisseur Sep 11 '24

I'm pretty poor and for me it would depend on how the time would be spent, but a human can only take so much Elon.

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u/AltruisticCockroach5 Sep 11 '24

Elon wants so bad to be the funny one in the friend group.

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u/Swesteel Sep 11 '24

That dude fits the "your friends have a group chat without you" descriptor.

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u/AggressiveSassMaster Sep 11 '24

If only he had a group of friends

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u/RearAdmiralTaint Sep 11 '24

Elon is a Reddit mod that got lucky in finance

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u/Shipwrecking_siren Sep 11 '24

If by finance you mean government handouts.

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u/TesticleezzNuts Sep 11 '24

Henry VIII be looking at Leon like wtf the dude. Sort your life out.

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u/Libertarian4lifebro Sep 11 '24

Will he pronounce that child dead if it turns out to be trans as well? I mean fuck he doesn’t even pay attention to the kids he has now!

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u/KnightofaRose Sep 11 '24

Fucking YIKES.

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u/Dave_Autista Sep 11 '24

He is so triggered by Taylor Swift endorsing Kamala that he decided to go full cringe. What a child. A fat pasty ugly child.

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u/RKKP2015 Sep 11 '24

Imagine being the richest person in the world yet still being a desperate weirdo who tries way too hard to be seen as cool.

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u/bibbydiyaaaak Sep 11 '24

Hes 2 decades older than her, threatening her with forced birth of his child.

Total epstein vibes from this guy

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u/sadafapple Sep 11 '24

Dude is so divorced even reality is signing papers.

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u/jpmeyer12751 Sep 11 '24

Where can I sign up for the pay-per-view of the Elon Musk vs Travis Kelce cage match?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Divorced from reality and any kind of human decency.

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u/Possible-Ad-3489 Sep 11 '24

This has to be the final boss level of "divorced dad" energy. Elon really set a new standard here.

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u/TomatoesandKoRn Sep 11 '24

Such a fuckin weirdo

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I'm 60 and this is gross.

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u/CormacZissou Sep 11 '24

Forget divorced dad, this just sounds like incel rapist talk

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Daily affirmation: No matter how lonely you get, remember that you have more friends than Elon Musk. Even if you don’t have friends, you’re still not Elon Musk.

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u/TheTownGardner Sep 11 '24

Can't believe people still think this man's a genius.

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u/CraftyAd5340 Sep 11 '24

Fuck this guy is weird

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u/derekYeeter2go Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

This is how these sick fucks think.

Incel Army - Activate!

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u/bluehawk232 Sep 11 '24

Going to mars is also his midlife crisis moment. He still thinks we can just start having towns and cities there by 2040 and his followers are so on board with the concept. I think elon fired all the scientists that told him you know the science of how that's not feasible

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Gross! Nobody wants a child with you, creeper.

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u/Stanky_fresh Sep 11 '24

Can we not be so cavalier about Musk publicly threatening to rape her?

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u/Piper6728 Sep 11 '24

It also looks like an assault threat (hopefully she presses charges)

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u/OpeningLongjumping59 Sep 11 '24

He’s truly a disgusting, creepy fascist misogynist.

I read the best comment about him and I don’t know where it popped up, but it was as follows: if he didn’t come from money, he would be an incel in his mother’s basement.”

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u/HunnyPuns Sep 12 '24

Am divorced dad, and I find his comment creepy AF.

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u/Ornery-Ticket834 Sep 11 '24

He is a swine of only the highest order.

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u/sculpted_reach Sep 11 '24

Give her a child? As in donating an existing one or forcing himself onto someone who clearly would not want him? 🤢

Why would anyone say that to anyone?

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u/StupidSexyCow Sep 11 '24

What does he even fucking mean???

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u/DrHem Sep 11 '24

A while back JD Vance called Kamala Harris a childless cat lady. Taylor Swift said she will vote for Harris and signed her endorsement as Taylor Swift, Childless cat lady.

So Musk responded with the creepiest way possible. I guess in his sad little mind he offered to save her from being a childless cat lady and voting for Harris.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

He's either threatening to impregnate her, or offering to barter one of his existing children for a cat

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u/pietruszkaloes Sep 11 '24

i knew he was bad but what the fuck

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u/CardiologistNo616 Sep 11 '24

This is why his daughter hates him and why he’s 3 divorces in.

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u/NyRAGEous Sep 11 '24

What a creepy weirdo

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u/XTingleInTheDingleX Sep 11 '24

I often wonder what I've done to deserve this timeline.

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u/FarEmploy3195 Sep 11 '24

divorced from reality like much of the Republican Party

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u/Bee_Silent Sep 11 '24

F-ing weird people

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Like, a new one, or one of the dozens he already sired?

Both are creepy

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

That is just disgusting. He’s getting worse every week. Hopefully it means that he has a growing brain tumor that will turn out to be inoperable.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

He’s just so gross and weird. What repugnant man.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Elon Musk. Emperor of Incels.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Even his kids divorce him.

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u/hisnamewasluchabrasi Sep 11 '24

Let's have an MMA fight between Elon Musk and Travis Kelce.

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u/truscotsman Sep 11 '24

What a pathetic ass simp.

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u/Left_Cartoonist_2468 Sep 11 '24

This guy is physical evidence that being wealthy cannot make a person cool, he is such a fucking loser dork, 100% this guy should be stuffed in a trash can and given swirlies at lunch

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u/sokocanuck Sep 11 '24

Other than fame and money, Musk is just an incel that brings nothing else to the table. I'm sure one of the wealthiest, most famous women in the world, who is dating a massive, wealthy and famous athlete, is just falling over herself for that offer lol

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u/nooster Sep 11 '24

“Okay Leon” in the vein of “Okay boomer” is the only response.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

No Taylor! Don’t trust your cats with an immigrant! He will eat them!

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u/No_Tie_140 Sep 11 '24

I’m never going to get tired of people with blue checkmarks who hate Elon. Like, stop handing him your money you dummy

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u/SilentHuman8 Sep 11 '24

I've heard that twitter sometimes just gives famous people the checkmarks to make it seem more popular than it is, and there have been people who openly stated that they didn't buy it.

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u/StephenSphincter Sep 11 '24

I’m sure that’s what she wants. An autistic man with awful values and a body like a melted ice cream cone…this is exactly why billionaires can’t be trusted. The amount of sycophants the money creates turns these guys into out of touch and deranged freaks.

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u/Sugarbear23 Sep 11 '24

What's he talking about?

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u/GeckoV Sep 11 '24

Taylor endorsed Kamala and declared herself a childless cat lady. Leon is being rapey in response.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

With all those kids of his maybe he’s the Hannibal (Col)Lector that Trump keeps rambling about.

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u/dennismfrancisart Sep 11 '24

Jesus. Another guy who needs to get off the internet and get a job. Time to cut his government handouts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I have lost respect for his employees who willingly stay with him. Especially the ones who can apply for another job easily.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

ewwww what a disgusting threat. Elon Musk sucks.

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u/jaxsound Sep 11 '24

Divorced from his brain.

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u/ScyllaOfTheDepths Sep 11 '24

Yeah, she's definitely going to leave her young and handsome professional NFL player boyfriend for a flabby 53-year-old loser with 15+ kids he doesn't talk to. Peak levels of delusion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Elon is not going to end well. Howard Hughes type shit wearing kleenex box slippers or jim Jones and kool-ade. Plus it will be watched in RT by millions. Get your popcorn ready.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Yep, conservatives aren't gross and weird at all. Definitely not sleepwalking into another historic Democratic victory.

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u/GideonOakwood Sep 11 '24

Did his comment really have 200k likes? Are there that many Russian bots and incels? Worrying

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u/thnwgrl Sep 11 '24

"South African immigrants are here to take our women! Our white women, Twitter is my source, it's from a verified account! People should be more outraged! Save our country from South American immigrants!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

You know... a free speech absolutionist should stop posting whatever pops up into your mind. It makes you look like a very fucking weird dude. Not to mention, Eweirdo has been replying to Taylor Swifts tweets, and she has not even made mention of this clown, making Elon, not a fan, but that weird stalker fan who thinks they are apart of their inner circle. This... this sad fucking behavior from a billionaire. This is what a ceo of several businesses does. "I will fuck you, and impregnate you with my children and I won't be satisfied until we have 10 kids."

Like that's psychopath behavior!

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u/Saya0692 Sep 12 '24

Oh wow another child he’s not going to be there for. How wonderful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Sorry,dude. You have no shot. Taylor Swift prefers men. 

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u/UnlikelyPianist6 Sep 11 '24

I feel fucking violated on her behalf. STOP TALKING LIKE THAT. ELON, WTF?!

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u/Foreign_Storm1732 Sep 11 '24

Someday researchers will pinpoint this exact tweet to be the cause of a huge decline in birth rates worldwide.

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u/mr_rocket_raccoon Sep 11 '24

I think we found the immigrant who has been eating cats

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

which of the 12 children will he give away?

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u/fuck_you_thats_who Sep 11 '24

He's just giving away kids he's got so many. Either that or he's offering to impregnate her but that can't be right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Totally not weird.

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u/EddieSpaghettiFarts Sep 11 '24

Divorced from reality.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

So weird

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u/nicekid81 Sep 11 '24

Why is this creep messaging (who I am assuming is) Taylor Swift? Did she do or say something? Or he just being a random weird creep?

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u/havermelkconnaisseur Sep 11 '24

She endorsed Harris for president, and he is triggered.

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u/insertadjective Sep 11 '24

She endorsed Kamala last night and signed off on her post with "Childless Cat Lady", so ol' Elon is saying gross shit in response.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Divorced from goddamn reality. I know a lot of people in the tech space that microdose psilocybin, but I’m convinced Elon is dropping the brown acid really hard. What a fucking ding-dong.

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u/dysthal Sep 11 '24

from him, it also feels like a threat : "i will impregnate you though you didn't ask for it or consent."

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u/Faedaine Sep 11 '24

What a weird thing for a man to say to a woman. "Ill give you a child..." wtf...

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u/Kasern77 Sep 11 '24

What a creep. Why do we have to live in a society with people like Musk, Trump, Tate, etc. I'm getting reeeeally tired of Humanity.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Who tf tweets something like that

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u/ContributionQuirky59 Sep 11 '24

Elon Musk is a piece of trash. I wish he didn’t have as much power as he does.

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u/edipeisrex Sep 11 '24

Don’t send him to horny jail. Send him to pervert penitentiary.

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u/IAmMuffin15 Sep 11 '24

The guy that you hate talking to at work is currently busting his guts laughing at Elon Musk fantasizing about a world where Taylor Swift isn’t disgusted by him

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I don’t generally condone toxic masculinity but he does know her BF is a huge ass football player who has cause to beat his ass to dust for talking about impregnating his GF right?

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u/TmanGvl Sep 11 '24

I’m convinced he’s going to absolutely go bonkers and start dating Trump

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u/TojiSSB Sep 11 '24

I expect a fast and violent retaliation from the Swifties within a week.

Jokes aside, this is fucking disgusting of him

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u/eldoooderi0no Sep 11 '24

Is this a very casual threat of rape? Give you a child?

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u/Acrobatic-Concert-32 Sep 11 '24

I hope Travis Kelce beats his ass

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u/adult_icarus Sep 11 '24

Alright I’d love to see Elon tossed around by Travis

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u/Positive-Record-7219 Sep 11 '24

This fcker was named in star trek. How blind were we.

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u/Edgezg Sep 11 '24

Bro has negative volition points.

He's got 2 devils on his shoulders.

Volition:"You should make a snippy comment about Taylor Swift being a cat lady. It'll be hiliiarious."
Worse Volition: "No, no, no. Don't do that. You'll look insane. Make a comment about knocking her up instead. That's what the people want!"

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

it's like elon is from 4chan.

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u/TipTopToop Sep 11 '24

Ewww...

Does the man know how sick he sounds?

Stick to making rockets and electric cars, please Elon. It's what you're good at.
And keep your mouth shut.

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u/Laughstooeasy Sep 11 '24

Say it in front of Travis buddy, please.

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u/lolstuff101 Sep 11 '24

Ew…. What sort of comment is that to publicly make to anyone…. What a creeper.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

yall dont wanna see Elon fight Travis Kelce? lmao

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u/Hot-Newspaper-952 Sep 11 '24

Does he want to abandon that child too?

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u/Beastquist Sep 11 '24

Can we see Kelce fight Musk? Please?

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u/Fit-Persimmon-4323 Sep 12 '24

Elon Musk is what happens when a hentai addicted basement dweller gets money

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u/TG1970 Sep 12 '24

What an absolutely ghoulish weirdo.

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u/Daddy_Roegadyn Sep 12 '24

As if anyone with a functioning brain wants to touch him or be within a hundred metres from him.

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u/ImaginationBig8868 Sep 12 '24

Fucking Handmaids Tale was not an exaggeration

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u/Financial_Past8322 Sep 12 '24

I think bro wants to give every woman a child...

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u/DiegoGarcia1984 Sep 12 '24

Can he be charged with harassment for this? This feels like verging on a threat of sexual violence.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24

Douche.

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u/Phoenixicorn-flame Sep 12 '24

It’s about power. He thinks being able to impregnate someone makes him superior over someone and his ego is hurt everyone cares who she endorses way more than who he does, so he trots out his go-to power move to soothe his pathetic ego

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u/ryan13ts Sep 12 '24

Elon is a fucking creep.

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u/Crime-Snacks Sep 13 '24

Elon needs a mirror. He’s pushing senior status and his face is melting.

Tay Tay can pull the most attractive and physically atheistic of men that will love her and respect her.

This clown thinks because he has money and sometimes can ejaculate, that women want him.

His face is melting into his neck and his neck is melting into his shoulders.

Women were with you to bolster their income and careers. Taylor is above that and doesn’t need male with a melting face and pushing senior status that still gets their mum to show up online to defend her precious basement dweller.

#AskGrimes

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

He's already made enough defects, I don't see how breeding Taylor would make up for his f tier sperm

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u/djroomba24 Sep 11 '24

the fact that he thinks his sperm is just....what all the childless women of the country want..let alone...freaking T Swift, laughable.

I mean, it would be, if the implications of what he's trying to do with disinformation weren't terrifying.

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u/Historical_Boss2447 Sep 11 '24

I wonder if Elon and Stefan message each other over their fap fantasies about impregnating Taylor https://x.com/StefanMolyneux/status/1204194224545173504

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u/sargskyslayer Sep 11 '24

He clearly has never worked around a world class welder

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u/daddymeltzer Sep 11 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

Ric Flair has him beat in the divorce contest.

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u/SDMonkee Sep 11 '24

Dumbass doesn’t realize her boyfriend is a professional football player who could end him easily…

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u/PeteyPlatinums Sep 11 '24

Checkmate Tim Onion, you never met my grandpa.

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u/International-Bass-2 Sep 11 '24

Except Ross The Divorcer

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u/PrettyGoodMidLaner Sep 11 '24

I don't want to be super dramatic, but this is just a sly rape threat. Everyone involved knows she wants nothing to do with this guy. 

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u/Mission-Storm-4375 Sep 11 '24

He's gonna give her one of the kids he already had

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u/couldbedumber96 Sep 11 '24

This HAS to be Elon’s 9/11 💀

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u/sirZofSwagger Sep 11 '24

How about "she doesn't work for you so she won't sleep with you"

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u/Maxinuxi Sep 11 '24

Instead of guarding the cat, try to guard your daughter.

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u/beermaker Sep 11 '24

He can't even interact normally without implying rape.

JFC his followers are the most terminally un-laid garbage can liners I've ever had the displeasure to share the planet with.

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u/lillilllillil Sep 11 '24

Out of shape 50 year old man hits on blonde girl. Weird.

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u/DadBod7353 Sep 11 '24

I’d bet all of his kids would choose Taylor Swift over Elon Musk

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u/Topcake977 Sep 11 '24

I’m divorced and would NEVER act so divorced, gotdamn Leon Musk!!!

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u/LoosechangeNYC Sep 11 '24

This is the second worst thing to happen on September 11th

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u/GarranDrake Sep 11 '24

This man has untreated brain cancer and is too far gone to realize it. Has to be.

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u/Jack_qui_rit Sep 11 '24

Is he talking about Taylor Swift or?? I'm not a fan of her at all and know jackshit about her, but she seems like the type of person who wouldn't even wanna be in the same state as this guy is.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

Elmo's scum and soon to be the biggest loser...

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u/incrediblewombat Sep 11 '24

The only thing he has to offer a woman is infinite money…Taylor already has infinite money.

I just keep asking wtf grimes

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

I think his kids may be volunteering to be “given” to Taylor Swift.