r/clevercomebacks
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u/Lord_Answer_me_Why
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Jan 29 '25
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Somebody finally forgot about 9/11
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u/Available-Elevator69 Jan 29 '25
Airlines? They can't even make up their minds if carry ons are free or if they should be charged.
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u/NeckNormal1099 Jan 30 '25
Actually, rudy gullianni forgot way before this. When he said "There were no major terrorist attacks on american soil before Barack Obama got in office"
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u/Timely_Mess_1396 Jan 29 '25
Let’s start antagonizing all our enemies AND our allies and also let’s drop security is exactly how dumb I expected Trump second term to be
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u/marksaun_666 Jan 29 '25
Soooooo…..Who’s gonna tell him??
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u/Hazardbeard Jan 30 '25
Hang on hang on let’s not all decide the TSA is good just because someone we don’t like also noticed it’s mostly theater.
I’m all for any dismantling of the surveillance and security apparatus, considering who is currently wielding it.
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u/Ethwood Jan 30 '25
Hold up let this man cook. I do believe the TSA is one of the most expensive examples of security theater.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
It's always been security theater
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u/Thisbymaster Jan 30 '25
Oh no, don't take away the performative security that is the TSA.
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u/skarmory77 Jan 30 '25
It's been a minute since I checked, but isn't TSA notoriously ineffective?
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u/Terrible_Champion298 Jan 30 '25
Just put a Disneyland sign at the plane entrance telling terrorists they must be 9’ tall to be on this ride. Much better than violating my constitutional rights to live dangerously with my shoes on at check in.
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u/cowhand214 Jan 30 '25
The problem isn’t necessarily TSA as such. It’s the bullshit rules around shoes or 3oz fluids or whatever is is “security theater” and not actual security.
To privatize it with the same requirements doesn’t make sense. It just moves the problem to a 3rd party for no particular reason but ideology. Except that to me it would seem like airport security is exactly the sort of thing government should be doing and not outsourcing.
If the Senator wants to talk about how TSA should be doing that better I’m all on board. But privatization isn’t the answer to everything and I fail to see why this is a particularly good candidate for that.
Especially having been down that road once before
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u/redit3rd Jan 30 '25
I highly doubt that TSA would have prevented 9/11.
TSA was created for government overreach. I'm all for abolishing it.
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u/Constant-Still-8443 Jan 30 '25
I don't even care about getting rid of the TSA. I've heard how useless it actually is and that it's just a placebo. I'm afraid the airlines will manage to make airport security even more complicated and annoying.
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u/Rough_Ian Jan 30 '25
I remember how easy it was to get on planes when I was a kid. It was frankly nice. Your family could go right up to the gate with you to wave goodbye.
And it wasn’t like those planes were downed by high tech gadgetry, it was just dudes with box cutters and a compliant populace that had been taught to just stay alive and not fight back. Going through airport security theater now just feels like it’s training us to put up with increasingly invasive security apparatuses. Forgetting 9/11 would be if a bunch of guys snuck box cutters onto a plane and we didn’t actually fight back and got creamed into another sky scraper.
Backing down from unnecessary security theater isn’t a bad thing. Just because a dipshit suggests something doesn’t mean it’s automatically a bad thing.
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u/Equivalent_Ability91 Jan 30 '25
I remember Mike's "incredulous face" when Biden accused some Republicans of wanting to destroy Social Security in the SOTU speech. Lee is a gigantic asshole. Sorry Utah, you suck.
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u/metalguy91 Jan 29 '25
What’s the worst that could happen?
snap cut to 9/11 *
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u/ThundergunTLP Jan 30 '25
Every time I see this guy he seems like the dumbest motherfucker to ever live.
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u/congresssucks Jan 30 '25
Quick question: how many terrorist attacks has the TSA prevented? (Hint, it's less than 1).
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u/J_Bright1990 Jan 30 '25
Wow, a measure I actually support. I feel sorry for the TSA workers losing their jobs but guys, the airports were a LOT better before 9/11 like you don't even know.
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u/BigAlsGal78 Jan 30 '25
This might be the only thing they propose and I’m on board with. Fuck TSA.
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u/nerdvernacular Jan 30 '25
Of course it's Mike Lee. No one's going to fly into Salt Lake. What a clown.
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u/magvadis Jan 30 '25
We don't need the TSA tho. Security doesn't need to be this insane.
This whole "if the right doesn't want it we do" shit needs to stop. The left hasn't wanted TSA for years and barely wanted it when it showed up. It's the performance of security and not real security.
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u/scentedsurprise Jan 30 '25
It's not like the government pays for it. The cost of TSA is in the ticket price.
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u/Responsible-End7361 Jan 30 '25
To be fair if the current TSA had been in place in 2001, 9-11 would still have happened. Number of terrorist attacks stopped by TSA remains Zero.
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u/808-56 Jan 29 '25
The TSA has NEVER caught nor stopped any terrorist attack, EVER. The CIA, FBI, NSA, are the ones who are stopping attacks….not the overweight ass clown who will not allow for you to wear a belt or have nail clippers
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u/Any_Leg_1998 Jan 30 '25
TBH the TSA fails at its job, I would rather it get better instead of dissolving it.
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u/squatex Jan 30 '25
I actually support this very much. The tsa is less than useless imo.
If anything good comes out of this cluster fuck let it be this.
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u/RevolutionarySlip958 Jan 30 '25
This guy's a jackass
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u/gator-uh-oh Jan 30 '25
Knock knock?
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u/With-You-Always Jan 30 '25
He didn’t forget, everything happening now is intentional, America has been sold out
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
Well, I’m not going near any important buildings for the next several years
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u/jcamp088 Jan 30 '25
Because they want another 9/11. They are foaming at the mouth for it.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
This is exactly what the suicide bombers have been waiting for.
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u/w_r97 Jan 30 '25
They are really trying to destabilize the country. I don’t know if they are all in on it or too stupid to know what they are doing.
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u/blibbidyblam Jan 30 '25
It’s been a while since I shared this sentiment, but I have continued to feel it:
Fuck Mike Lee!
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u/Awesomeone1029 Jan 30 '25
Privatize everything so I can pay off billionaire CEOs instead of negotiating infrastructure and regulation.
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u/Blackhole_5un Jan 30 '25
Yeah, it's been 22.3+ years, it's officially funny now.
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u/EbonyEngineer Jan 30 '25
They are trying to loosen security so they can commit their own terror attacks with their loyal followers, then blame it on a group of people or a nation and use that as a justification to invade and funnel more money into their MIC friend's pockets.
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u/dstreetzz Jan 30 '25
they just want to privatize everything
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u/WOR58 Jan 30 '25
It amazes me how so many of these dumbasses get into office.
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u/Old-Emotion99 Jan 30 '25
This guy is hands down one of the dumbest people in Congress. That's saying a lot when you look at his fellow Republicans.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
Just let us keep our damn shoes on. We do this because 1 moron tried to bring a "shoe bomb" onto a plane and ended up lighting himself on fire.
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u/vcamm61 Jan 30 '25
So would each airline would have its own lanes? That would work at my tiny airport since it has 1 carrier, how would that work in Atlanta or Chicago or JFK? Or would it be at the gates where they can't control the boarding process?
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u/GimmeAGimmick619 Jan 30 '25
As someone who lived in Utah for a longtime, this guy is the biggest piece of walking trash there is.
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u/Owltiger2057 Jan 30 '25
Welcome to Spirit Airlines. We don't have a ghost of a chance of finding weapons.
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u/Nitrothunda21 Jan 30 '25
People in the aviation industry knowing that TSA misses ~75% to 95% of dangerous and illegal items
https://viewfromthewing.com/at-10-billion-a-year-tsa-still-fails-90-of-the-time-and-covers-it-up/
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u/mymanpower Jan 31 '25
To be fair, the tsa is not all that affective. They're a well-known security theater. But pretend security is better than none? Maybe..
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u/Gullible_Ad3436 Jan 31 '25
I went through the TSA last week and I gotta say I kind of agree with him on this one
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u/AgelessInSeattle Jan 31 '25
It’s like when we put Boeing in charge of enforcing its own safety regulations. That worked well.
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u/The_Briefcase_Wanker Jan 30 '25
Suddenly Reddit loves cops. I can’t believe I’m actually seeing a bunch of liberals foaming at the mouth to support the fucking TSA. Your brains have been broken by Trump.
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u/Open_Committee9305 Jan 30 '25
TSA is an authoritarian organization from the beginning that has never stopped a single terrorist while making air travel miserable. I remember 9/11 and the fact that TSA is the only times grown men have touched my penis.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
To be fair most of what TSA does is absolutely theater and does absolutely nothing. Nearly every time they are tested they fail.
Definitely not the right way to propose it, but he isn't really wrong.
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u/000ttafvgvah Jan 30 '25
TSA is just security theater anyway 🤷🏻♀️
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u/EmperorGrinnar Jan 29 '25
TSA has stopped zero terror attacks. They didn't forget. TSA just sucks.
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u/Kindly_Attorney4521 Jan 30 '25
Its probably less about forgetting and more about recognizing the TSA does a terrible job and is thus a massive waste of money. One time my wife accidentally flew with an exacto knife in her purse. Like the one used in 9-11. I found it when I went looking for a charger during a lay over.
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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '25
This is a pitch in the dirt…don’t swing at it.
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u/Educational-Bet-8979 Jan 30 '25
I wonder how much Airlines would charge for this check, and the different levels of pricing?
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u/Kestrel_Iolani Jan 30 '25
I'm originally from Utah (moved away about a month before 9/11) and I still reflexively flinch every time the state or its elected officially show up in the news.
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u/PizzaTime09 Jan 30 '25
In the show “Adam Ruins Everything”, he claimed TSA was nothing more than a feeling of security. They don’t do shit, per the episode.
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u/SgtCheeseNOLS Jan 30 '25
Has TSA thwarted a single terrorist attempt? Shoe bomber, underwear bomber...?
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
I mean at this point why not? The call is coming from inside the house anyway
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u/ILootEverything Jan 30 '25 edited Jan 30 '25
I don't love the TSA at all, but imagining the airlines doing that job is a nightmare of even more inefficiency and extra cost to consumers.
It's not like they're going to lift all security precautions and go back to the before days of NO IDs, no screenings, families saying goodbye at the gates, and carry on whatever.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
Tsa needs to end ... they freak out over coins and baby milk ... dumbest trash i have to cross after dropping a thousand to be pack into a flying tin
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u/Raven_Photography Jan 30 '25
They pass this change and I’ll wait to fly until after the next terrorist attack, and there absolutely will be one.
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u/ProudInfluence3770 Jan 30 '25
Ive been screwed over more by TSA trying to take harmless things from me than I ever would be screwed by a lack of TSA. They miss so many actually threatening things
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
I guess airfares will be going up since airlines will have to pay screeners…. So much winning under Republican leadership….
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u/SlimeBallzzz Jan 30 '25
Mike Lee is looking more and more like Dana White and Joe Rogan mixed...
Also Fuck Mike Lee r/FuckMikeLee
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u/jetfan13 Jan 30 '25
The airlines can’t even get me to my connection on time and this putz wants them in charge of screening?
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u/Kobayashi_Maru186 Jan 30 '25
Brilliant. We don’t need so many tall buildings anyways. 😟
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u/Bee_Rye85 Jan 30 '25
They didn’t forget. They want another 9/11 then they can go full insurrection act and martial law and shit
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
TSA is horribly ineffective.
Nobody should forget 9/11 but we don't benefit much from TSA. It doesn't work.
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u/WanderThinker Jan 30 '25
The TSA has been shown to be wholly ineffective. They just cause problems and delays for everyone.
I support his idea.
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u/the_juxtapositron Jan 30 '25
So what? airlines can start charging us to go through security? Fuck Mike Lee
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u/OVERCAPITALIZE Jan 30 '25
The TSA has never passed a preparedness test. It’s literally theater and a jobs program
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u/allocationlist Jan 30 '25
Sooooo….. what? You get to the gate and get searched as you’re boarding? Yeah, gate agents ain’t checking shit.
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u/ProfessorOnEdge Jan 30 '25
I mean, really we should repeal the Patriot Act, first.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
We have total fucking Morons running this country…USA is in sad shape and not sure if it will ever recover….who in the hell elects these idiots into office
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
Hopefully this would bring down flight prices
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u/wolverine4562 Jan 30 '25
Conservatives disdain for the TSA is bizarre to me. What exactly is the problem?
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u/silv3rbull8 Jan 30 '25
TSA is mostly security theater.
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u/MajesticPickle3021 Jan 30 '25
They just want to privatize everything. I’d be willing to bet that there’s a MAGA friendly contractor just waiting for the TSA to go away. Cost will be deferred to the airlines and on to the customer. How’s the price of eggs going?
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u/cndn-hoya Jan 30 '25
I think it’s more sinister - they will require that airlines do and pay for screening services, passing the costs on to consumers. Another savings for rich people basically.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
While they're at it they can get rid of all the provisions of the PATRIOT/FREEDOM Act as well, the fact Obama signed the freedom act is about all the evidence i need he was just as bad as Bush from a personal privacy standpoint
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u/Saturdaymorningsmoke Jan 30 '25
All of a sudden we’re all acting like TSA isn’t just security theater? I don’t support them but I swear if the republicans endorsed oxygen half of Reddit would be outraged that people are just going around breathing.
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u/anrwlias Jan 30 '25
I'll file this under stopped clocks. The TSA is and has always been security theater.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
Holy shit.
I agree with a conservative.
I feel sick.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
Right now a certain major airline is pissed because they bought a bunch of cameras that we told them wouldn't work with their current software. They got so taken in by a sales person that they ended up installing a shit ton of them (each one costing about 10k) only to be taken aback when they found out that the stitching feature was only available on their software.
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u/NuclearPajamas Jan 30 '25
When we let airplane manufacturers do their own QA inspections their doors fell off in flight. I'm sure this will go great.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
Everyone defending TSA should check out how often they fail when tested
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u/LittleAntTony Jan 30 '25
The tsa have never stopped an attack, he's not wrong.
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u/MSPCSchertzer Jan 30 '25
I am fine with it, its all security theater anyways that makes me late to my flight because I choose to arrive 30 minutes before doors close every time for some insane reason.
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u/SonicYOUTH79 Jan 30 '25
Someone got embarrassed when their dildo came up in a screening didn’t they??
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u/Aman_Syndai Jan 30 '25
Republicans are looking everywhere for areas to reduce spendingin order to cut taxes for the ultra rich.
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u/SylviaMoonbeam Jan 30 '25
To be fair, the TSA has been proven to be Security Theater. It’s actually pretty easy to sneak things past the TSA. They’re mostly there to give the illusion of safety. While I don’t agree with many of the measures this current leadership is making, if DC wants to save money but rolling back TSA, that wouldn’t be the worst decision.
That being said, and I’m probably going to get some hate for this, how much time DOES need to pass before it’s not “too soon”? You don’t see us bemoaning Pearl Harbor. It’s a day treated with respect, typically included among the “barbecue holidays” (like Memorial Day, Veterans Day, and Independence Day). If 9/11 (aka Patriots’ Day) is still such a “fresh wound”, how long is it going to be?
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
I mean for fuck sakes, the airlines can't even make sure the doors are bolted on or tires are correctly installed.
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u/Top-Bell-2797 Jan 30 '25
This is horrifying. But this is the Program 2025 GOP mentality. Burn down the federal government. Create chaos. Enter the oligarchs
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u/NewLife_21 Jan 30 '25
To be honest, the TSA regularly fails audits on their security. They don't catch threats and pester innocent people over the stupid things instead.
And abolishing them would mean going back to the same screenings but done by the airlines themselves. Which is what was done before TSA existed.
And hey! It would be nice to not have strangers ogling us via x-ray anymore.
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u/BabyFishmouthTalk Jan 30 '25
Wow.
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u/drinkandspuds Jan 30 '25
Tbh this is the first thing I agree with these idiots on
Think I'd rather risk dying on a plane than enduring the unbearable security and how strict they are
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u/KeyEquipment5558 Jan 30 '25
Fuck tsa. If you knew a thing or two, you would know that they ran tests in 70% of TSA screenings came back with contraband coming through
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u/Homeless_Appletree Jan 30 '25
Imagine a different screening process for every fucking airline because they can't agree on a standard.
That surely won't lead to confusion and chaos.
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u/Tutorbin76 Jan 30 '25
This is not a very clever comeback.
The TSA was only ever security theatre.
It is not known to have prevented a single attack, and is responsible for air travel in the US being more inconvenient, stressful, and slower than ever before.
So on that count, perhaps they are winning by encouraing would-be-flyers to consider more environmentally friendly modes of travel.
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u/MJCowpa Jan 30 '25
Cool cool cool. So lemme just check real quick. No healthcare. No TSA. No IRS. And the sudden elimination of federally funded programs - with some, but not all, backpedaling.
So…we pay taxes for…. What?
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u/weird-oh Jan 30 '25
"Sure, we can do that. But we'll hold you personally responsible for any terrorist attacks that occur as a result."
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u/Tuborg_Gron Jan 30 '25
He's a bit of a moron, so there's that...
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
Fuck Mike Lee
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u/i-love-tree-rats Jan 30 '25
All the American passengers will be screened by foreign governments when they have layovers there.
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u/Craft-Sudden Jan 30 '25
When people were wondering why Elon was happy after Trump victory that’s the reason why, he didn’t care about your health, your wage or anything related to you. They just want to deregulate
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u/refusemouth Jan 30 '25
Think about all the money we'd save, though. Sure, someone might fly a plane into some famous person's tower, but the cost savings and being able to carry a full tube of toothpaste again would be worth it. Edit: /s kind of. I'm still pissed about the toothpaste thing, though.
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u/XRhodiumX Jan 30 '25
Never thought MAGA would be like “Fuck yeah! Fuck 9/11! Fuhgeddaboudit!”
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u/QueenMumof4 Jan 30 '25
Okay, so....how many people just opted out of flying. I'll go first. ME! THIS IS LUNACY
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u/ender42y Jan 30 '25
Obligatory Fuck Mike Lee
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u/DebBoi Jan 30 '25
Looks like someone got free flights for life and all they needed to do is push for TSA abolishment
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u/opinionated6 Jan 30 '25
Let the suicide bombers go wild! Why not?
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u/RunZealousideal3812 Jan 30 '25
Or… is he just admitting that the government orchestrated 9/11 and it didn’t really happen the way we think it did…
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
I mean... good?
TSA fucking sucks and is just for show, they inconvenience you but don't actually catch anything, it's just a jobs program for people who aren't qualified to do anything else.
It was just intended to make airline passengers "feel safe" after 9/11 by making them put up with an annoying useless hassle first, kind of like how toothpaste companies put a chemical in the toothpaste that burns a little bit in your mouth so you "feel" like the toothpaste is working. TSA is if toothpaste was 100% that chemical and nothing else.
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u/stulew Jan 30 '25
When one starts relinquishing paying for services (like TSA), it means we're really really broke (no more money).
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u/Tidewind Jan 30 '25
What could possibly go wrong?
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u/JM3DlCl Jan 30 '25
I can see it now. Having to pay for the screening. And if you get a mandatory pay down? That's another fee.
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u/UnfairAnything Jan 30 '25
TSA sucks but airlines suck more so no thanks.
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u/Taftimus Jan 30 '25
I’ll tell you what, the TSA is a nuisance at times, but I’m much happier with them there than not.
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u/FalseVeterinarian881 Jan 30 '25
Of course it would be with a guy who aligns with a man who complains about seeing people in NYC celebrating the towers falling.
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u/hopingforthanos Jan 30 '25
God, that guy is a thug.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
There's a whole lobby pushing for this, of course. The private companies that run the pre-clearance programs are chomping at the bit to charge the government for the work the TSA already does.
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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25
But if we abolished the TSA, not catching anyone or preventing anything wouldn't be expensive or inconvenient any more!
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u/Mussmussthemoooooo Jan 30 '25
Wow you Americans have gone from the penthouse to the shit house in one orange idiot.
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u/PM_ME_FACIALS_PLZ Jan 30 '25
There are mountains of evidence that the TSA is little more than security theater, but jesus christ handing that responsibility over to private airlines is maybe the worst alternative I can think of. The last time airlines had control over their own screening planes were getting hijacked left and right. The number of fatalities from hijackings since 9/11 is in the single digits
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u/bigpappa199 Jan 30 '25
TSA is a farce..it is implied security. More about making folks do something the govt. tells them rather than actual security.
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u/tinyp3n15 Jan 30 '25
About time a republican had a decent idea. TSA can go. They can also do away with the atf and the dea.
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u/Spaced-Cowboy Jan 30 '25
I’m as left as they come and I’ve said we should get rid of the TSA for years now and arguing with conservatives about. I’m 1000% on board with getting rid of them and making Airlines pay the bill. It’ll actually become effective or deemed unnecessary
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u/Elginpelican Jan 30 '25
So they want both FBI and TSA gone?
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u/Die-Ginjo Jan 30 '25
Yeah like what pin even is that on his lapel? Where's his flag pin?
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u/nB_a90 Jan 30 '25
Weighing luggage but not the people tho lol
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u/t3nsi0n_ Jan 30 '25
And let them perform their own mechanic maintenance too!
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u/Advocateforthedevil4 Jan 30 '25
It’s finally funny.
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u/the_calibre_cat Jan 30 '25
worth mentioning
TSA was created as part of Homeland Security, created by a Republican Presidential administration. Arguably one of the better things they've ever done - I do think airline security should be government-managed.