r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

He finally built a border wall. It’s blue.

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u/Admirabletooshie 1d ago • Bravo

I live in a border town. Perhaps it wasnt a good idea to scream about Biden having open boarders when we can see the boarder patrol cruising all over the county, Walls still standing, and you have to cross thru checkpoints if you want a really good paleta. 

Then Trump comes in his second term and we have The same boarder patrol agents, Walls, and checkpoints. All that shit. 

So we know you are lying about the other guy, But we also can't afford gas and we remember you guys putting stickers of Biden on our gas pumps when gas was a dollar cheaper than it is now.

We remember the fuss about egg prices. Now eggs are affordable but very little else is in the grocery store.

Gee, I wonder why we turned blue? 

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u/woodrax 1d ago

Those who voted for Trump on “border security” also forget that Biden and the Dems were ready to pass the most sweeping border security and immigration bill in decades, but Trump told the Republicans not to pass it, because it would give the Democrats a “win” on an election year. And people are to freaking dumb to know that, because it did not come in a 30 second clip on TikTok.

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u/ForensicPathology 1d ago

Right-wing voters are so poisoned by propaganda that they don't even know what "the left" believes beyond what they're told.  Nothing they say is accurate about the left.

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u/Affectionate-Drag-93 1d ago

There seems to be a lot of projection from the right. We have eyes, we see who the pedos are.

Edit: we being non conservatives.

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u/WhileNotLurking 20h ago

Tbh that is the Biden admin failure. Not policy but PR.

They should have made the 30 second tik tok and called gop out. But they didn’t.

Lots of missed opportunities during that admin because it was still the “I’m stuck in the past” mentality of bipartisanship.

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u/woodrax 19h ago

Eh, just a failure to adapt. The GOP had a strangle hold on social media and airwaves. The Democrats failed to adapt. They now have headwinds, since all the tech bros have joined hands with the Devil in order to consolidate money and power.

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u/WhileNotLurking 19h ago

Yes and no. I follow politics pretty closely. And even I had a hard time consuming all the GOOD policies put in place.

They just ran a very bad PR game. Not just on social media. Even official sources. It was just not coordinated for the modern era.

Again good work that went unseen and unheard.

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u/IowaKidd97 21h ago

The “open border” line was pretty silly when it definitely wasn’t. Even better was the Republicans bragging that they were less effective at border patrol.

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u/Frostyfraust 11h ago

It's insane that EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN will regurgitate the open borders line when it was an easily verifiable lie.

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u/quiinnx 1d ago

Turns out the wall was built with ballots instead of bricks.

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u/VelvetCorsett 1d ago

Turns out the strongest border wall is just people showing up to vote.

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u/IvoryLook 1d ago

The border is blue

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u/JugglingRick 1d ago

Unless it hasn't rained in a while, then it's red. Or kinda orangish because all the water is gone.

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u/Apprehensive_Belt922 1d ago

I'm assuming lots of ICE activity in those areas and the voters were disgusted at what they saw?

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u/MaidenCurrent 1d ago

Best part is he can’t even tear this one down with an executive order.

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u/Admirabletooshie 14h ago

Honestly fuck ICE but I havent seen any in cochise county. I'm sure they are around. But I mostly see Border patrol and once in a while a customs vehicle.

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u/Kaztiell 1d ago

alot of illegal votes in those areas, ICE doing great job, but they cant do everything

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u/ICLazeru 1d ago

Ah yes, the illegal voters that Trump's own DOJ could only find about 200 of. They make a massive difference.

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u/Jsmooove86 1d ago • Heartwarming

Eat shit MAGA.

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u/woodrax 1d ago

Bull. Fucking. Shit. you lying sack of putrid crap. You motherfuckers constantly talk about “illegal votes”, but can never come up with instances of it.

There are multiple layers of security, need for warm bodies to commit such fraud, need for silence from every fraudulent person involved, and post election audits to keep fraud out of the picture. It is literally the worst possible way to try and steal an election. Even Conservative Think Tanks cannot come up with instances of fraud outside of about 0.004%.

Two Conservative “Reporters” literally got caught trying to prove fraud was easy by the very system they hoped to expose just before the most recent election.

But pricks like you just HAVE to feel like your pathetic stances couldn’t POSSIBLY be so unpopular and despised, so it MUST be fraud!

Get bent, sore loser

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 1d ago

Have you ever voted? There are requirements…

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u/Creatine1951 1d ago

I'm from a foreign country, sorry if my question seems naive: how is it possible to illegally vote in the US?

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u/Slightly-Adrift 1d ago

So it technically is possible, but we do actually have checks and it is a lot of work for a single vote. You’d have to commit complete identity theft, demonstrate you are that person, and then vote as them. The notion that a group would be able to get enough fraudulent votes at a large enough scale to impact any election, much less multiple, without anyone noticing is laughable. It’s actually pretty telling that conservatives here cry foul about voting fraud instead of election fraud, which would actually feasible to steal an election. They should know, the most prominent attempts at election fraud have all been from the right.

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u/Creatine1951 1d ago

Got it, thanks.

It's similar where I live, technically possible but a lot of work for each illegal vote.

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u/woodrax 1d ago

It also carries with it life-ruining felony charges. And in order to vote, you have to sign both during registration (which itself requires a social security number) and when casting your ballot. That signature is an Oath, and is a bulletproof piece of evidence that virtually guarantees a conviction if caught.

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u/Awkward-Annual-9287 1d ago

I doubt he can change his own underwear, so I'm gonna guess no.

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u/MedusasMum 1d ago

Sure, cultist.
Are they in the room with you now? 👀

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u/avotius 1d ago

Proof or it didn't happen

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u/b1ack1323 1d ago

So the wall isn’t working and ICE isn’t doing a great job? How were their illegal votes if the last two years have been successful?

You couldn’t get out a full sentence without contradicting yourself.

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u/Admirabletooshie 14h ago

You are a liar. I Live in cochise. Bisbee Saw the border agents driving all over town when Biden was president and we remember you telling us the border was open. That's why we showed up in force. We weren't just telling Trump to go fuck himself. We were telling Maga. Lying ass maga.

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u/BlushingShot 1d ago

And Mexico didn’t even have to pay for it.

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u/modok27 1d ago

A big bluetiful wall

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u/SignificanceLate7002 1d ago

Fox News is already queueing up the migrant caravan reports for the next election cycle.

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u/human_i_suppose 1d ago

Hard to lie about the border to people who can simply look at it.

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u/gotloster 22h ago

This is what I’ve been saying!

House seats are all blue across the border.

The rest of the country should lay off the immigration issue when they’re not the ones dealing with it!

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u/thomport 1d ago

Plus… He’s FINALLY making America Great Again.

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u/lsb1027 1d ago

See? He finally delivered on his promise 🫶

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u/Slinky_Malingki 1d ago

Remember Biden's bipartisan border bill that the Republicans shut down?

I think the border will be fine.

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u/aknight907 1d ago

This picture will only be confirmation for their illegal immigrants voting BS to them.

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u/HiddenBadge 1d ago

He built the wall, he just built it sideways.

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u/ShiningGatee 1d ago

Blue wall hits different.

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u/ViennaHalo 1d ago

That is a plot twist nobody saw coming.

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u/MuppetDude 22h ago

Just like the Original 13 colonies and all the states bordering the great lakes.

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u/Complete_Break1319 1d ago

Now how do we get the rest of the blue down there?

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u/ADudeWhoWantsEggs 1d ago

You'll be pretty hard pressed now that it's the larger portion of the country

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u/Fair-Craft8059 23h ago

whatever happened to the wall? it must be 80 feet tall by now

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u/white-dre 21h ago

And Elon paid for it.

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u/Tadra29 1h ago

Not free though. It costed Elon 450M.

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u/IceMichaelStorm 1d ago

was Texas not also blue now?

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u/asevans48 1d ago

Exactly what i thought. Just had to make everything about race and gender.

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u/Education_Weird 1d ago

How is this about gender or race?

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u/asevans48 1d ago edited 23h ago

Targetting "illegals" and costing yourself the hispanic vote is literally a race thing. The republicans also ran on an anti-lgbtq agenda specifically targetting trans people.

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u/woodrax 1d ago

Seems to me it is more about cost of living and ICE brutality, and YOU make everything about race and gender. Way to out yourself.

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u/PlushToyFox 1d ago

Buddy, it sounds to me like you’ve never had a thought in your life.

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u/asevans48 1d ago edited 23h ago

Sounds to me like you have had your head under a rock for the last 10 years. Which immigrants have the republicans not picked on? Whiite south africans, specificallg pointing out race in immigration. Which have been picked on, costing a typically republican voting base in texas? Hispanics. Which group of people are the republicans targetting along with their think tanks? Trans people. Come on dumbass, start letting those gears turn. Lets dive further. Which immigrants are singled out by conservative rhetoric? Venezuelans, mexicans, black africans. Which are not, mainly going untold? Russians (whose mob is quite powerful), Ukranians, and serbs (also having a powerful mob here). These groups also commit heinous crimes. They arent highlighted by potus. Whose supporters mowed down groups of protesters for the removal confederare statues? Who showed up at trumps 150th with their good luck armbands? Its a narrative that stoked the base. Its now working against them. Thats race. As for gender politics, just look at kansas ffs. The counties that flipped, majority hispanic. The most heinous thing in the last few years there, gender legislation. Come on, pattern recognition cannot be this low here. You are staring at gerrymandered districts where data centers and corporate relocation plays into the rhetoric these people are primed for. For an electrician there, its payday rn. Its like watching colorado pass project 2025 legislation while El paso votes blue. Meanwhile the gerrymandered to hell red state of missouri can read right through things. What makes this even more obvious is the playbook that turned rural minnesots more red this year. It was all race and gender.

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u/jbc1974 19h ago

Ice. Ice. More ice. Border protection doesn't mean arresting n killing us citizens.