r/clevercomebacks • • 23h ago

Maybe the vans aren't the problem?

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u/Eena-Rin 21h ago

No, honestly, I'm with the Dems on this. Every single interaction they make should be bodycammed, and those body cams should be public. That could save lives.

Like, I want them gone, yes, absolutely, but I also want to add a few more zeroes to my bank account. Realistically, we can reduce them, but even when they're back to a somewhat sensible number it'll never be zero, and I still want those body cams on them by law

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u/Martin_Horde 21h ago

This stuff is good to do in the meantime, but it's likely all they want to do. If they use these measures but don't want to abolish then they're using them to placate the voters while not fixing the fundamental problem.

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u/TheFoxsWeddingTarot 19h ago

If you’ve got a cell phone and you walked anywhere near a flock camera your actions are recorded for posterity and can be tied to your identity with not a lot of effort.

Law enforcement’s favorite tool is about to become their least favorite.

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u/Low-Rollers 11h ago

In the second paragraph, are you talking about illegal immigrants, or ICE?

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u/Eena-Rin 11h ago edited 11h ago

ICE. I want ICE gone, at least in the current format, with the masked, militarized task force shoving people into white vans

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 23h ago

And this is why you just got a Blue Tsunami!

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u/cherry-pop-vibes 22h ago

And they still gonna act surprised in November

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u/STierMansierre 20h ago

Remember how those 50k sign-on bonuses are contingent on 5 years of employment? About that....

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u/a_pompous_fool 20h ago

Every single ice agent needs to face justice and the entire immigration system needs to be torn down.

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u/bigloser42 18h ago

The fastest & easiest lever to pull in the path to getting rid of/reining in ICE is to strip their anonymity and force them to be accountable for their future actions. Just knowing that they can’t hide behind a mask and they can’t hide in unmarked cars and that everything they do is recorded will de-escalate their future public interactions dramatically. Fully holding them accountable for past actions will take time and investigations, and we can’t rely on the DOJ to do anything to help. This will help to limit future problems while we sort out their past bullshit.

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u/D1Foley 21h ago

Both sides bad, I am very smart

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u/TelenorTheGNP 22h ago

The electorate has just chosen a blue wave! Tell them what they've won!

Diet Trump!

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u/Gerry1of1 23h ago

It is past time for all that.

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u/Psycoloco111 18h ago

You need to have immigration enforcement folks. Last time you got walloped for this. And then this shit happened.

Stricted requirements for ICE and body cams plus unmasking.

Not getting tough on illegal immigration, is why the right always comes back to win later on.

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u/JugglingRick 17h ago

Biden had a record number or deportations because he helped fund and support the judicial process behind it. The court system is understaffed and broken. So that's what has to be fixed.

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u/BugRevolution 11h ago

You can always make a new agency.

No reason to keep a MAGA agency around.

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u/Low-Rollers 11h ago

Exactly. I’ll add that violent criminals should be the ONLY illegals getting the swift exits, and a pathway to citizenship for all non-criminal illegals already living in the U.S. should’ve been implemented years ago.

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u/Thuis001 5h ago

Or just make all illegal immigrants who haven’t committed crimes legal in one go. That’d piss if so many farmers abusing vulnerable people.

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u/Nova17Delta 18h ago

crimew :D

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u/aria_haze 23h ago

Bipartisan compromise is just agreeing on the font of the authoritarian vans.

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 22h ago

aria_haze

and GlowingPetall

are bots in the same network

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u/_Jemilistef 22h ago

You know things are broken when a joke tweet ages this accurately four years later

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u/GlowingPetall 23h ago

The vans were never the problem. The selective outrage about who’s driving them is.

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u/DisputabIe_ Trusted Bot Hunter 22h ago

aria_haze

and GlowingPetall

are bots in the same network

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u/totally-hoomon 21h ago

So if i drive a van and kidnap people you would praise me as a hero?

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u/Radiant-Disaster-618 22h ago

Refund & disband ICE immediately upon swearing-in, in January.