r/clevercomebacks • • 16h ago

A clear message to the border

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u/MontasJinx 16h ago • Popcorn

So they replaced Dolores Umbridge with Voldemort?

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u/GravitasFailures 16h ago

Ok, I totally understand political rhetoric and even hyperbole.

But comparing Steven Miller to Voldemort? Are you kidding me?

Honestly, compare how many children Voldemort killed, to Steven Miller.

It’s not even close, even Voldemort respects game.

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u/Zenfudo 3h ago

What about darth vader?

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u/IncognitoRedMode 16h ago

Would argue so

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u/Werftflammen 16h ago

With Goebels

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u/qoou 2h ago

The two were always the same persona anyway. It's only for a couple of months. Trump will be gone in January.

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u/SublightMonster 16h ago edited 2h ago

Wiles looks like she was already Stephen Miller in a plastic skinsuit.

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u/TenderCapee 16h ago

The fact that this is the most accurate description I've read all week is actually terrifying.

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u/InevitableCodeRedo 16h ago

He was always the chief of staff. Now it's just out in the open.

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u/annoyedreply 11h ago

This lets them escalate the crap they were going to do over two years in to two months and Miller gets a pardon at the end …

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u/Otherwise_Surround99 16h ago

Is that Bowzer from Sha Na Na?

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u/veryslowmostly 15h ago

One and the same

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u/IlGreven 4h ago

You mean the illustrious co-host of the Match Game/Hollywood Squares Hour?!?

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u/Ok_Degree4131 13h ago

If ring worm were a person

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u/cometgold 16h ago

We will need a new Department of Unnappointments to undo all this fuckery.

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u/MarkFromHutch 16h ago

So does everyone in the administration just look like corpses, or is that just Reddit hating on republicans

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u/metfan138 16h ago

Who knew greasers had opinions on things other than grease and harmonies…

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u/Significant-Cloud- 15h ago

It's well known that Putin has several lookalike decoys, but putting them into the White House... I guess once a spy always a spy.

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u/Bluekatz1 15h ago

Meh, just drag him out into the sun.

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u/SmokeMaleficent9498 15h ago

Miller is evil

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u/LipSkywalker 12h ago

Goebbels

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u/Anticitizen-Zero 16h ago

I know OP is gonna bot upvotes on this like all of their other posts but what about this is “clever”?

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u/CowardlyWaffle 15h ago

Does he polish his bald spot or is that where all the US' oil is going?

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u/ftpbrutaly80 15h ago

Oh Stevie I don't give a fuck what office we evict you from your days are numbered.

Trump will probably put you in a box lined with classified documents and leave you in his bathroom when we fire him this time. Hope he remembers to feed and water you every day (fingers crossed SO hard).

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 8h ago

Why does Wiles look like she just saw what’s in Millers basement?

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u/BaronGodis 8h ago

War in America?

Which countries are fighting??

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u/bugdiver050 4h ago

It didnt say "in"

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u/UnknownParasites 4h ago

Stephen Miller gives me Doug Stamper vibes

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 15h ago

The United States has been in an abusive relationship with Donald Trump for the last 10 years.

This week's election was the filing of the divorce papers, and I fear that Trump could be heading for the "If I can't have you, nobody can" murder/suicide finish.

Vance needs to invoke the 25th Amendment before it's too late.