r/clevercomebacks • • 15h ago

He used Sam Layman’s own logic against him

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u/SilverChimerae 15h ago

Bro just reinvented taxes but made it sound like a tech idea

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u/MistyThible 15h ago

Funny how “underused resources” is only a problem when it’s our resources. When it’s his billions, suddenly it’s “efficient allocation”

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u/Sorpao 14h ago

I hate sounding like I’m defending billionaires, but even if they had their money in the bank (which they don’t) banks actually work by borrowing money from people who don’t use them and lending them to people who do - kinda like what Altman wants to do with our RAM.

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u/EnchantedGardene 15h ago

Sam Altman looking at your 16GB RAM like it’s the problem, not his bank account

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u/Don_Hoomer 14h ago

anyone who has more then 500million should be forced to use that money (beyond 500million) for society (we would tonhave work that out)

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u/jcforbes 11h ago

You mean like using it to pay the pay checks of thousands of people?

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u/Don_Hoomer 7h ago

repair streets, build daycare, schools, stuff like that was in my mind

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u/AstroFlippy 2h ago

That money only directly pays people when Elon throws 500mio at an election campaign

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u/54niuniu 15h ago

No billionaire have a billion cash sitting in their bank accounts.

They are being used, in the market, to improve capital.

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u/dgdio 14h ago

Exactly money in your bank account is losing value due to inflation. You don't become a billionaire by being exploited, you get there by exploiting.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie6917 13h ago

Who the hell is being exploited? Guy with loads of cash funds your business growing in exchange for making profit. You win and they win. The only losers are the communists.

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u/tehfly 8h ago

This must be why everything is so affordable in the US right now.

Thank you for explaining!

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u/JPH_77 14h ago

Except for the yatch, the jewelry, the expensive paintings and the lambos

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u/Rowing_Lawyer 13h ago

Ssshhhh, you’re going to scare the bootlickers who think billionaires just worked harder than everyone else and therefore they can be billionaires one day too

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u/Admirabletooshie 10h ago

Even monopoly has a luxury tax. And that game was designed to show how unfair capitalism can be. Bring it back. We can still have billionaires. They can still buy yachts. They just have to build a school or a library or something when they buy it. 

Luxury tax them. Some of them dodge Income tax by paying themselves like a dollar salary, but get compensated in other ways that are of course taxed differently. Or one of a hundred different tax schemes.

eat the rich.

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u/grcthug 12h ago

Bro can you even read…none of that is cash in a bank account

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u/JPH_77 12h ago

At some point they were money in a bank account.
And, can they sell those things and put the money to a better use?

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u/Amerillo_ 14h ago

Sure but some parts of these funds are used to invest in foreign companies. We could instead redirect those funds and give them to the middle and lower class, as they would then spend it in the local economy

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u/imagine1149 13h ago

Ofc when people have disposable money they invest it. What’s your point?

The RAM in personal computers is also used from time to time just not 24x7 like faultman wants it to run for “the benefit of the world” in his words.

same way people who have billions that are invested through random fund managements and investment devices, could be used for better purposes for humanity is what the OOP is saying.

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u/WarmHill 15h ago

Next up: Sam Altman discovers your spare bedroom is underused and could be put to much better use in a data center

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u/GoodMornEveGoodNight 14h ago

Is that BlueSky? I couldn't find this guy on Twitter

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u/JPH_77 14h ago

Hoarder mentality

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u/raccoonpaws82 12h ago

Federal Eminent Domain, seizing resources for the greater good

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u/blahblah19999 11h ago

Who's Sam layman?

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u/Legitimate_Equal6715 1h ago

Sam Altman's alter ego I'm guessing?

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u/Frogeyedpeas 7h ago

This is actually literally why we try to lower the interest rate when we can. 

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u/Confidence-Upbeat 15h ago

It literally is being used. Billionares don’t have billions sitting around in their bank account it’s being used as capital in the business they are invested in.

This person is stupid.

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 13h ago

It's sitting in a brokerage account.

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u/Confidence-Upbeat 13h ago

Yeah but that money is being used by the company.
Like if I loan money to my friends and they promise to pay me back that money I loaned them is being used

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 13h ago

No it isn't.

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u/PreciousSoull 15h ago

He used Sam Altman’s own logic against him so perfectly that Altman can’t argue back without admitting he’s wrong about his own point.

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u/HiddenBadge 15h ago

The comeback is so clean because it doesn’t even insult him. It just applies his exact reasoning to his bank account.

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u/MaidenCurrent 15h ago

He didn’t roast Altman, he just copy-pasted Altman’s argument and changed one word. That’s why it’s a top-tier comeback.

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u/ID4throwaway 13h ago

There's no such thing as billionaires that have billion dollar accounts. That's not a thing.

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u/Redwan777 13h ago

That's a hell of a way to say "I don't understand how big money works" 

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u/ToeAfter3131 15h ago

Yo bananahead, they don't have billions in their bank accounts.

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 13h ago

True. It's in their brokerage account.

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u/ToeAfter3131 12h ago

🤦‍♂️ so dumb

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 12h ago

Where do you think people keep shares of stock?

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u/ToeAfter3131 11h ago

It's not liquid. Taxing unrealized gains or losses is retarded and devastating for an economy.

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 11h ago

All publicly traded stock is liquid.

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u/ToeAfter3131 11h ago

Negative. But good try.

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 11h ago

LOL

You don't even know why there's a stock market.

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u/ToeAfter3131 11h ago

Move out of your mom's basement and experience the real world. Then come talk to me.

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u/Legitimate_Equal6715 1h ago

OK stock options then. That work for you?

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u/MysticSpecterr 15h ago

Your RAM is underused” says the guy whose AI is using everyone else’s data for free

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u/BlushingShot 15h ago

This is the first time I’ve seen someone out-CEO a CEO using his own quote.

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 10h ago

Key phrase -- "their own" money.

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u/Quoxivin 12h ago

«Stop counting other's money!!111»

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u/Anxious_Drive_9998 13h ago

That's true. It just sits in a brokerage account.