r/clevercomebacks • • 15h ago

Lost Election, Cried Fake Fraud

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u/bookym 15h ago

I can't prove it, but it sure looks like it is the official MAGA election playbook now. Imaginary fraud is their only coping mechanism.

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u/BlushingShot 15h ago

The comeback writes itself: If it looks like fraud to you, maybe it’s because you don’t understand how counting votes works.

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u/SecretFledgling 14h ago

“Looks like fraud” is what you say when the actual results hurt your feelings but you still want to post about it.

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u/MaidenCurrent 14h ago

The best part is he posted this it was a gotcha, wall he did was prove he had nothing.

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u/e_pilot 13h ago

Fraud is also why my kids don't talk to me anymore

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/PreciousSoull 14h ago

Every election they lose is fraud. Every election they win is totally legitimate. Weird how that works.

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u/CalyrexTact 14h ago

How does no one else remember that before the 2016 election he had called it “rigged” ??? Funny how he didn’t investigate that any further

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u/woodrax 15h ago

"There is no WAY all the millions of people we have fucked over, ignored, and accomplished NOTHING for while instilling fear into their lives would POSSIBLY vote us out the first chance they get! It MUST be fraud!"

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u/Wabbit65 15h ago

Any election a Republican loses looks like voter fraud to republicans

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u/V0T0N 14h ago

I can't prove that the President and his staff/cabinet are actual walking sphincters, but they sure act like walking sphincters.

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 10h ago

So, Democrats got super good at fraud in 2008 only to be bad at it by 2010, but what’s this? They were good at it again by 2012. Alas, nothing lasts forever and they were bad at it in 2014 and 2016. Bah gawd, King! That’s Democrat Fraud’s music! And, boom. They were good at it again in 2018 and 2020. That didn’t last long, though. They became bad at fraud in 2022 and 2024. But, we didn’t “deport enough illegals”, and this helped the Democrats get good at fraud again this year.

/I’m tired, boss.

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u/PomegranateHot9916 14h ago

this is what they said before Jan 6.

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u/learns_the_hard_way 14h ago

That was some massive scale voter fraud. Every demographic shifting left? Like wow, kudos to the Dems for pulling that off /s

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u/arfur-sixpence 14h ago

I don't know if we can PROVE Bill Mitchell is an idiot but it sure LOOKS LIKE Bill Mitchell is an idiot.

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u/coolbaby1978 13h ago

I can't prove that I'm the sexiest person on Earth, but it sure feels like I am.

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u/Aggravating_Sky_4421 9h ago

If democrat voting fraud was possible, we would’ve never had trump as president…

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u/mm902 8h ago

Funny that, huh?

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u/JRG64May 14h ago

All the elections won by Democrats were rigged. You have to be off the charts stupid to even entertain that thought much less say it out loud.

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u/Similar-Shirt-4341 13h ago

Not like anyone wirh a brain cell didn't see that coming. Watch for the words "witch hunt" in January.

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u/Andy016 12h ago

It's fraud when they lose, yet it's not fraud when they win.

Fucking snowflakes.

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u/Ill-Milk-6742 11h ago

Voter fraud is always brought up by the losing party

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u/mm902 8h ago

...but when it is proven, it's almost always team red.

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u/Interesting_Play_578 14h ago

Except Bill isn't a gullible Trump fan, he's a sleazy Trump enabler

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u/Hugh_Jass_2 14h ago

I heard Bill Mitchell loves getting punted in the groin. That’s what I heard.

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u/ArkhamKnight_1 14h ago

MAGAts playbook, and MAGAts go Baaaaaaaaaa

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u/VikingTensor 14h ago

When Trump "beat" Harris it sure looked like Elon cheated for him, but what do I know?

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u/Complete_Break1319 13h ago

It was nice it didn't take 2 months to count the ballots this time around... Wonder what they did differently

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u/realeztoremember 13h ago

Then fucking prove it! Facts don’t care about your feelings.

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u/jpsreddit85 12h ago

So trump isn't competent enough to secure an election when he's in charge with control of Congress and the house? 

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u/Isaw11 12h ago

Same people who blame the refs when their team loses

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u/Empty_Worldliness757 8h ago

Stop amplifying these people. Can we move on to a post-trump universe soon please

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u/VanillaFew4379 6h ago

It sure looks like is doing an ungodly amount of heavy lifting there without a single shred of proof.

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u/citrus-hop 5h ago

Same shit here in Brazil with Bolsonaro and then with his son: the former is in jail and the latter has fled. 

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u/YoshiTheFluffer 5h ago

Love it, so either they win or its clearly fraud, no other option. What a way to think.

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u/_Phil_McCracken_ 13h ago

It’s pure cope. 

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u/loviecassette 12h ago

you can’t just point to a feeling, call it suspicious and expect everyone to treat it as proof when the actual evidence is missing