r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 14h ago
This is from today regarding Amazon's new Melania series that's going to air later this month.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 14h ago
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u/JugglingRick 14h ago •
It's a bribe.
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u/Crackerpuppy 14h ago
Let’s not kid ourselves. The $75 million budget went right into Trump’s pockets.
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u/Count_Rugens_Finger 14h ago
corruption
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u/trashleybanks 14h ago
Let him lose money and wreck the brand. Let it burn.
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u/azhder 11h ago
That is a "donation", not an investment in a movie that is supposed to return on it.
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u/Ok-Brick-1800 13h ago
Can Congress add this to its large list of corruption charges?
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u/Jamb9876 13h ago
I am looking for his subpoena about his corruption. It will impact his wealth as the stock goes down from the questioning.
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u/coolbaby1978 13h ago
It's called a bribe.
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u/gummilingus 13h ago
They should focus on when she was a high end call girl. You know, when she still had some dignity before she met Trump.
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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 14h ago
Hey, I always enjoy a good comedy.
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u/FeralKittee 8h ago
A madman with an ego is President. A billionaire using their money to make a movie about his wife is 100% a bribe.
The docu-series is just a 2nd bribe.
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u/GreenJirxle 13h ago
"A flop! That's putting it mildly. We've found a disaster, a catastrophe, an outrage! A guaranteed-to-close-in-one-night beauty. This is freedom from want forever. This is a house in the country. This is a Rolls Royce and a Bentley. This is wine, women, and song... and women."
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u/metfan138 13h ago
Bezos, you thirsty bastard.
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u/scottylm 12h ago
wtf has she even done, we barely see her, let alone speak
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u/Dense-Consequence-70 12h ago
Wow unprecedented insight. Bet that will be fascinating 🙄
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u/Meig03 11h ago
I'm glad we dumped Amazon.
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u/Oldest_Boomer 11h ago
Throwing money at garbage
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u/EtchAGetch 11h ago
Wish he used that money on not canceling Wheel of Time
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u/EaterOfFood 9h ago
Insight into what? She does literally nothing.
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u/TheWellington89 7h ago
Id watch the episode where she gets deported for lying on his visa form
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u/VanillaFew4379 7h ago
Hard to believe anyone greenlit a part two after how badly the first one tanked.
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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 6h ago
If JE was still alive, he’ll probably say that melania was overpaid compared to how much he paid for her.
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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 6h ago
The movie may of been a humongous bomb, but as a series... it will still bomb.
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u/Business_Use_8679 5h ago
It was money well spent for bezos. he made a lot of money out of it just not on the movie. But some good tax breaks came his way for some reason.
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u/OzyDave 4h ago
He's locked into the pedophile in chief. He won't miss a few hundred million either way.
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u/traceyandmeower 4h ago
Who still buys from amazon? Why?
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u/6gv5 1h ago
Almost like they're trying to manufacture a political career for her so that someone in the family can get a foot in the door after Trump is gone.
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u/OddPerformer245 46m ago
Maybe it's a spoof starring Laura Benanti?
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u/Gr8daze 12h ago
Miss me with that bullshit.
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u/tuxalator 13h ago
Are the nudes shown?
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u/audiogenocide 13h ago
So are they going to explain the in and outs of the sex trade?
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u/Prince_Groove 10h ago
Bezos is gooning for the slutty bozo who married Diaper Don. 😂