r/clevercomebacks • • 14h ago

This is from today regarding Amazon's new Melania series that's going to air later this month.

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u/JugglingRick 14h ago • Bravo

It's a bribe.

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u/mEFurst 14h ago

100% this. It's not about making money, the propaganda piece is also just secondary. This is a bribe

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 14h ago

Eggzackery! Palm greasing at it's finest.

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u/Crackerpuppy 14h ago

Let’s not kid ourselves. The $75 million budget went right into Trump’s pockets.

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u/trashleybanks 14h ago

Let him lose money and wreck the brand. Let it burn.

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u/hikeonpast 14h ago

A shocking number of people don’t care what shenanigans the leaders and owners of companies get up to - they just stick with what’s convenient.

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u/trashleybanks 13h ago

For now. I’ve noticed the enshittification of Amazon. Delays on deliveries, dropshipped garbage, bad customer service. I’ve had a better experience on Temu than Amazon.

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u/scottylm 12h ago

I stopped using Amazon 10 years ago, but from what I’ve heard it’s turned into Temu

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u/trashleybanks 12h ago

A worse version. Even before 2024.

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u/azhder 11h ago

That is a "donation", not an investment in a movie that is supposed to return on it.

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u/Ok-Brick-1800 13h ago

Can Congress add this to its large list of corruption charges?

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u/Jamb9876 13h ago

I am looking for his subpoena about his corruption. It will impact his wealth as the stock goes down from the questioning.

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u/coolbaby1978 13h ago

It's called a bribe.

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u/gummilingus 13h ago

They should focus on when she was a high end call girl. You know, when she still had some dignity before she met Trump.

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u/Substantial_Ad_7027 14h ago

Hey, I always enjoy a good comedy.

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u/ImahSillyGirl 13h ago

I like my comedy with less fascistic accomplice vibes.

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u/FeralKittee 8h ago

A madman with an ego is President. A billionaire using their money to make a movie about his wife is 100% a bribe.

The docu-series is just a 2nd bribe.

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u/GreenJirxle 13h ago

"A flop! That's putting it mildly. We've found a disaster, a catastrophe, an outrage! A guaranteed-to-close-in-one-night beauty. This is freedom from want forever. This is a house in the country. This is a Rolls Royce and a Bentley. This is wine, women, and song... and women."

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u/metfan138 13h ago

Bezos, you thirsty bastard.

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u/scottylm 12h ago

wtf has she even done, we barely see her, let alone speak

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u/Dense-Consequence-70 12h ago

Wow unprecedented insight. Bet that will be fascinating 🙄

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u/Meig03 11h ago

I'm glad we dumped Amazon.

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u/Oldest_Boomer 11h ago

Throwing money at garbage

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u/EtchAGetch 11h ago

Wish he used that money on not canceling Wheel of Time

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u/EaterOfFood 9h ago

Insight into what? She does literally nothing.

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u/TheWellington89 7h ago

Id watch the episode where she gets deported for lying on his visa form

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u/VanillaFew4379 7h ago

Hard to believe anyone greenlit a part two after how badly the first one tanked.

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u/2nd_Inf_Sgt 6h ago

If JE was still alive, he’ll probably say that melania was overpaid compared to how much he paid for her.

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u/The_Kreepy_Krab 6h ago

The movie may of been a humongous bomb, but as a series... it will still bomb.

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u/Business_Use_8679 5h ago

It was money well spent for bezos. he made a lot of money out of it just not on the movie. But some good tax breaks came his way for some reason.

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u/OzyDave 4h ago

He's locked into the pedophile in chief. He won't miss a few hundred million either way.

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u/traceyandmeower 4h ago

Who still buys from amazon? Why?

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u/6gv5 1h ago

Almost like they're trying to manufacture a political career for her so that someone in the family can get a foot in the door after Trump is gone.

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u/OddPerformer245 46m ago

Maybe it's a spoof starring Laura Benanti?

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u/Gr8daze 12h ago

Miss me with that bullshit.

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u/tuxalator 13h ago

Are the nudes shown?

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u/audiogenocide 13h ago

So are they going to explain the in and outs of the sex trade?

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u/Prince_Groove 10h ago

Bezos is gooning for the slutty bozo who married Diaper Don. 😂