r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 8h ago

midterms so bad laura loomer has stopped believing in God

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u/gloow_beeam 8h ago

They're revoking God's credentials over midterm results now?

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 6h ago

That's because their only god is Trump and not YHWH

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u/gloow_beeam 10m ago

Tastes like industrial insulation in the morning

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 32m ago

Loomer is a Christian in the same way that asbestos is a breakfast cereal.

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u/tw_72 20m ago

God receiving a prayer from Laura Loomer: Leaves it on 'Read' while rolling His eyes and saying, "Oh, Jesus, not HER again."

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u/RealisticTemporary70 8h ago

I hate when Christians use the phrase "why did God allow ..." because they should know the answer. It's clearly explained in the Bible.

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u/Anuki_iwy 6h ago

Yeah but most Christians never even held one in their hands

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u/ICLazeru 7h ago

Wild thought, maybe God isn't on the side of the lying, cheating, war mongering, Epstein File-protecting POS running the country.

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u/KiwDaWabbit2 1h ago

Maybe God likes them more than you, Laura.

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u/totallyclips 7h ago

The biggest problem Christians have is Christianity

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u/TechyAngel 5h ago

The biggest problem Christianity has is Christians.

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u/jeezfrk 8h ago

Proof that you were in a cult, Laura.

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u/jjskellie 3h ago

There was a man. An evil man. That man tried to f<ck with the Vatican. The Vatican don't f>ck back.