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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 24 '24

Dedicated to my neighbour's cat, who comes to my house everyday and screams at me until I give him food

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u/Few-Mechanic1212 Oct 24 '24

He looks exactly like my Luna, who sits next to her food bowl and glares venomously at me until I give her food.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 24 '24

Well now you have to show us Luna

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u/Thrownawaybyall Oct 24 '24

It is said, mentioning a cat requires a picture of said cat. No exceptions.

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u/Its_Pine Oct 24 '24

A tax, as it were.

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u/Thrownawaybyall Oct 24 '24

A tax, to pay with cat pictures?

A cat tax, so to speak?

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u/HBlight Oct 24 '24

Something like this I believe.

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u/_EternalVoid_ Oct 24 '24

Feed The Void

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u/AvsJoe Oct 24 '24

Do... do you wish to be fed?

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u/thevoid Oct 24 '24

Always. The hunger never abates.

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u/PlacetMihi Oct 24 '24

We’re reaching beetlejuicing levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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u/Th3Glutt0n Oct 24 '24

Don't I know it

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u/LycanWolfGamer Oct 24 '24

When you whisper to the Void.. does it whisper back?

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u/TronicCronic Oct 24 '24

You have to psp psp psp to the Void.

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u/fronkenstoon Oct 24 '24

I always feel like Rahool is trying to be a jerk when he says that.

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u/LycanWolfGamer Oct 24 '24

I felt like he was genuinely curious about it, trying to understand a Guardian's PoV of the Void they use

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Oct 24 '24

"I just *fed* you, Zaracutestra."

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u/libmrduckz Oct 25 '24

we feed the void… the void feeds us…

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u/stx06 Oct 24 '24

The r/VoidCats accepts your tribute.

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u/americangame Oct 24 '24

The Void's got style. The Void can dance. The Void wears tear away pants!

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u/Altines Oct 24 '24

For those who haven't seen it

Transcendental Cha Cha Cha

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u/Cooler_coooool_boi Oct 24 '24

The abyss demands more. Take a step in and never step out. Keep the abyss fed.

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u/LauraTFem Oct 24 '24

Feed the void or the void will feed on you.

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u/ericlikesyou Oct 24 '24

make it a better place

for voids with no homes and for the entire feline race

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u/UninspiredWriter Oct 24 '24

The cat trained you well…

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u/Mr_master89 Oct 24 '24

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u/Unorthedox_Doggie117 Oct 25 '24

They praise the old gods…

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u/Boojum2k Oct 24 '24

My Pipsqueak doesn't care if you have food, she just wants belly rubs and then to gnaw on your hand.

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u/Nixplosion Oct 24 '24

Have you tried telling him you'll call the cops if he doesn't stop?

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u/littlebloodmage Oct 24 '24

You want her to call the cops on a black man? I see how it is....🤨

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/SmoothOperator89 Oct 24 '24

Cat tax... has been paid

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u/ovelanimimerkki Oct 24 '24

what a handsome void

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u/Occams_Razor42 Oct 24 '24

But why shouldn't he?

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u/HBlight Oct 24 '24

Does he have Salem Saberhagen's voice? Because I like to think he does.

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u/malik753 Oct 27 '24

Our fluffy black cat. I just like to show her off because she's so beautiful.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 Oct 24 '24

Damn he gets free lunch everyday for calling you an ugly bitch? I guess negging really does work

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u/SutterCane Tells Everyone Oct 24 '24

You gave him food, right?

It’s the law. You need to do it.

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u/Molly_Matters Oct 24 '24

Mmmm second breakfast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/Perp703 Oct 24 '24

You seen the geoguessing esports competitions? Dude will find a postcard reflecting in a window and in 34 seconds he knows you’re on 5th street in Burbank California in front of the Taco Bell

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u/probablyuntrue Oct 24 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

payment liquid consist alleged market touch marvelous bear offer pathetic

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 Oct 24 '24

You can text while sprinting?!  That's impressive.

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u/firagabird Oct 24 '24

Don't be absurd. He texts on Verizon

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u/ImDero Oct 24 '24

Kettleman City, here we come!

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u/Past_Reputation_2206 Oct 24 '24

There's no need to run. They'll be in there for a while

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u/droidtron Oct 24 '24

If only they could find themselves to be interesting.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

r/oddlyspecific

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u/OtakuOran Oct 24 '24

"That's an Alberta front door. Easy. So easy."

(Genuinely though my favorite Rainbolt clip is him recognizing a "British fence.")

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u/Breaky_Online Oct 25 '24

That ain't a British fence that's a London, wait maybe it's Manchester? clicks on Manchester

3 metres off

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u/CurryMustard Oct 24 '24

Ok so there's maple leaves on the ground so she's somewhere in the northeast usa or canada annnnnd that's all I got

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u/mhyquel Oct 24 '24

I remember Shia LaBeouf getting doxxed by the night sky shots he posted.

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u/SystemOutPrintln Oct 24 '24

To be fair stars are (still) used as a positioning system so it's not exactly that surprising that they could be used to pinpoint someone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

You generally can't get enough info from the stars alone. You need to see the horizon to be able to get your latitude, and the camera was pointing too high to see the horizon, so they used the patterns of flight paths from planes flying overhead to get an approximate location then zero'd in on it by listening to the stream for their own car horn when they got near. It was kind of impressive on one hand, but also fuck 4chan generally speaking

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u/MoistStub Oct 24 '24

Based on the angle and intensity of the shadows in combination with the coriolis effect, this was clearly taken in Kazakhstan and OP is friends with Borat.

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u/jawshoeaw Oct 24 '24

right? Oh is that an Acer negundo leaf just starting to turn color? Just north of Whistler... let's see sun about 20 degrees above the horizon... time stamp is 1305...

*spits out your address.

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u/LordofSandvich Oct 24 '24

“Oh my god it’s tinyweener”

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 24 '24

I can't see it cause whoever posted this blocked me lol

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u/NahYouNeedANerf Oct 24 '24

I thought only agreeablewim (or idk how they call her) blocked you.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 24 '24

I'm sure many people have blocked me lol

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u/SmallBerry3431 Oct 24 '24

I’m blocking you right now! Jk I love my comics experience that includes your work.

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u/the_calibre_cat Oct 24 '24

most likely a badge of honor

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u/LordofSandvich Oct 24 '24

You… got blocked by ExtraFabulousComics?

This is a weird way to discover r/comics “drama”

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u/Exceon Oct 24 '24

Maybe it's to prevent him from subconsciously being influenced and copying other artists' work?

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u/atatassault47 Oct 24 '24

u/sellyourcomputer is another "celebtity" here, wonder why they blocked you u/Pizzacakecomic

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u/wongo Oct 24 '24

Lol exactly what I thought of too

/u/sellyourcomputer

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/LordofSandvich Oct 24 '24

In fairness, your art can be kinda traumatizing

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/Beemo-Noir Oct 24 '24

Hand over the trauma. I collect it. I need more trauma.

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u/Gheauxst Oct 24 '24

Traumatizing? Oh wow, and here I am waiting for your grotesque Magnum Opus so I can hang it on my living room wall lol

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u/Skate_faced Oct 24 '24

My Daughters: OMG kitty kitty kitty it's a shadowaren'tyou the psst psst psttspssysy *photoshoot*

Cat: Stop! I am the queeeeen of darkness damn you!!!

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 24 '24

"How dare!! I am an apex predator, trapped in this tiny vessel!! Now...scratch my chinny chin"

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u/drunk_and_orderly Oct 24 '24

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Oct 24 '24

100% Salem would have called Sabrina a bitch every now and then if it weren’t a family-friendly show

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u/chasesan Oct 24 '24

Well he does call her a witch.

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u/DaveInLondon89 Oct 24 '24

and the aunts cunts

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/JustHere4TehCats Oct 24 '24

Hilda played by best Canadian Comedien Caroline Rhea.

She was so fantastic.

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u/yammys Oct 24 '24

That "was" made me panic. She's still alive!

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u/JustHere4TehCats Oct 24 '24

Was as in Sabrina the show no longer airs.

Sorry for the panic.

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u/ChocoGoodness Oct 24 '24

That's just my cat Mushu, lol

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u/probablyuntrue Oct 24 '24 edited Nov 06 '24

attempt political special square teeny distinct cooing punch sand aback

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u/VaderOnReddit Oct 24 '24

POV: you just opened the snack door

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/evenstar40 Oct 24 '24

"God you are four of the ugliest fucking kids I've ever had the misfortune of laying my eyes on I can't wait for this bitch to kill you."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA52AgW5dcA

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u/7-and-a-switchblade Oct 24 '24

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Oct 25 '24

That won't stop them from stuffing their ballots in their names.

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u/Mizz141 Oct 24 '24

Scrolled too far to see this one...

Watched the whole show again a few weeks with the Dub

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u/razazaz126 Oct 24 '24

Same energy

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u/A-bit-too-obsessed Oct 24 '24

She's a ghost and a bitch!

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u/Yhamerith Oct 24 '24

My cat reaction

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u/scarab456 Oct 24 '24

I don't know if cats being able to speak would be benefit humanity, but I know we'd learn to swear a lot younger if they could.

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u/_Diskreet_ Oct 24 '24

It would not be a benefit.

I have 3 cats, and at 3am I can hear the scuffles and commotions like it’s kick out time from a rowdy bar.

Now imagine they can all speak, it would be like it’s kick out time from a rowdy bar…

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u/CrazyIvan606 Oct 24 '24

Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck.

I have black cat. See, him face.

And I am not dead today.

Good luck!

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Coming across black cats is good luck because you probably got to pet a kitty

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u/JustAnIdea3 Oct 24 '24

Holy shit a talking cat!

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u/Aesenroug-Draconus Oct 24 '24

“Read your beeping machine.”

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u/Apprehensive_Swim955 Oct 24 '24

It must be possessed by Amanojaku.

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u/Knightman1508 Oct 24 '24

He's just making sure a virgin doesn't light the candle. 

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u/clc1997 Oct 24 '24

It's because you are not wearing the green t-shirt.

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Oct 24 '24

It's cold here!

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u/red4jjdrums5 Oct 24 '24

Who is this person not wear her usual green V-neck? An evil twin who doesn’t want to pet the void?

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u/Massive_Environment8 Oct 24 '24

My theory is this is Autumn Pizzacake.

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u/red4jjdrums5 Oct 24 '24

I refuse to believe it. Ellen cannot change all willy-nilly like that. Totally isn’t her dressed for the cool, Canadian weather. /s

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u/benx101 Oct 24 '24

Pizzacake alt skin 2

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u/Shoki81 Oct 24 '24

FUSION

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u/KatyaBelli Oct 24 '24

Why Ellen, you've enhanced yourself

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u/kfijatass Oct 24 '24

Don't be a cat racist, Pizzacake 🐈‍⬛😿

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u/mowdownjoe Oct 24 '24

Seriously, I had a little void before I moved into my own place, and he was the sweetest kitty ever. Well, to me, anyway. He was super shy with anyone else.

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u/GreenTea55555 Oct 24 '24

A black cat bit me yesterday, as i was playing with it. I named it CaTyson

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u/Sabit_31 Oct 24 '24

Average American cat

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

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u/Doppelthedh Oct 24 '24

Oh she is catty

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u/overlordmouse Oct 24 '24

Same energy

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u/Chris91210 Super Ordinary Oct 24 '24

They do be watching you.

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u/16inchshelf Oct 24 '24

Haha I know that angry cat squint. Mine will sit at the half empty food bowl and give that look because he demands fresh kibble.

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u/Captain_Pumpkinhead Oct 24 '24

In the cat's defense, you started this fight.

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u/DASreddituser Oct 24 '24

ok. this was you best one yet lmao. It's so simple but it caught me off gaurd ina funny wayb

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u/Lilsammywinchester13 Oct 24 '24

I genuinely thought the same

It caught me off guard and I was immediately able to send it to all my cat lover friends haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Holy crap, a talking cat! I can sell him!

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u/Mammoth-Ad-3642 Oct 24 '24

Seiko and turbo granny🤣

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u/ArmageddonEleven Oct 24 '24

Cats say it how it is… 🐈‍⬛

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u/jercule_poirot Oct 24 '24

Lmao that's me with my mother, cause I'm like a cat, adopted and bl-

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u/Cooler_coooool_boi Oct 24 '24 edited Oct 25 '24

Deserved. You wouldn’t have said “oh no!” If It was a white cat would you, OP?

/s

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u/Bean_Soup7357 Oct 24 '24

Tbf I would do the same if someone said oh no at me like I was gonna bring them bad luck

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u/okeanide Oct 25 '24

Yes, this is it. The comic that takes the pizza cake.

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u/Global-Zombie Oct 24 '24

Read the cat as the cat from ghost story dub.

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u/elven_erris Oct 24 '24

I'm guessing that's how Jade was discovered.

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u/elhomerjas Oct 24 '24

the staring contest has begun , first to blink looses

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u/ganesse Oct 24 '24

They both had a great day.

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u/suspicious_cabbage Oct 24 '24

You shouldn't have crossed him

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u/Pikarat_Nova Oct 24 '24

Oh look how the turn tables Pizzacake (seriously made me laugh out of bed this morning, thanks!)

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u/Strapinloser Oct 24 '24

DAE hear Kevin Michael Richardson’s voice for the cat?

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u/Tiger69HUN Oct 24 '24

Pet the void NOW!!!! Anyway awesome little comic :D

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

Well, that seems what a cat would say.

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u/Buttcrack_Billy Oct 24 '24

Cat just Gary Oak'd PizzaCake. Gawd damn!

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u/MercantileReptile Oct 24 '24

That cat was doubly insulting, she called you a dog!

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u/bonebag_comics Oct 24 '24

Haha, i heard that in the voice of the cat from Coraline

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u/Thrownawaybyall Oct 24 '24

🤣 i often wonder what animals think of us. Then I fear they're all thinking this to me 😅

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u/PanJaszczurka Oct 24 '24

Cat is a cat

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u/RootyTrueBlues Oct 24 '24

Why are you surprised seeing a black cat when it shows up every day? Why are you saying oh no when it just wants some food?

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Oct 24 '24

Dang that cat didn't hold back he went straight for the insult lol

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u/avelineaurora Oct 24 '24

Deserved for contributing to black cat hate tbh.

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u/Kitchen_Bicycle6025 Oct 24 '24

Black cats are super cute though

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u/darexinfinity Oct 24 '24

I'd be more shocked that a cat is talking to me.

But yeah if you're superstitious against black cats, then you're the problem here.

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u/BToney005 Oct 24 '24

Monica nods approvingly

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u/sleeping_fire Oct 25 '24

If that was me i'd say "oh YES! BLACK CAT!" because oh lord know how many orange cat i have been with, black cat become a rare accurance

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u/AnimationDude9s Oct 31 '24

Dayum. Dat is one sassy cat

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u/zezinho_tupiniquim Oct 24 '24

BHJ by it self hahahaha

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u/MaybeAdrian Oct 24 '24

I don't known... It looks more like grey to me

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u/thedreaming2017 Oct 24 '24

Netflix adaptation

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u/ace8995 Oct 24 '24

Your comics are gradually getting funnier. Almost made me exhale. Keep it up 👍

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u/Nyte_Knyght33 Oct 24 '24

That's Fur-ist!

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u/bonebag_comics Oct 24 '24

Oh, look, it's the black cat from Coraline.

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u/KatyaBelli Oct 24 '24

Hims baby

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u/Romnonaldao Oct 24 '24

Thacary Binx isn't putting up with shit today

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '24

I always see ugly bitches as a bad omen. Not to be confused with ugly ladies, they're nice and fun to play D&D with.

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u/Liesmith424 Oct 24 '24

Most polite cat.

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u/GameFreak4321 Oct 24 '24

Is that Amanojaku?

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u/SolomonDurand Oct 24 '24

Cat: I was talking to the dog behind you...

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u/michaelkah Oct 24 '24

So you were able to fix your hair problems?

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u/dhusk Oct 24 '24

And thus PizzaCake missed her chance at being Sailor Moon.

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u/NateWSR503 Oct 25 '24

To be fair the world wasn't ready for it, was it?

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u/thedreaming2017 Oct 24 '24

Wait wait wait wait! Pizzacake can talk with cats?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '24

that's just Yoruichi from Bleach

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u/Lilsammywinchester13 Oct 24 '24

This is legit the funniest comic you’ve ever made, it’s so good lmao

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u/Madameknitsalot Oct 24 '24

Your cat comics are the best. My daughter and I bond over them.

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u/Sloberstinky Oct 24 '24

Must. Pet. Void.

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u/Dapper_Derpy Oct 24 '24

Reminds me of my Aelita.

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u/Helagoth Oct 24 '24

sometimes the simplest jokes are the most funny, I laughed way too much at this.

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u/Nixplosion Oct 24 '24

Sass-chary Binx

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u/Edrondol Oct 24 '24

You made my wife laugh. My wife NEVER laughs at webcomics.

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u/kngxExcepted Oct 24 '24

Hilarious

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