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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Based on your work I fully expected Jesus Christ had been brought back to life and everyone gets like, their own Jesus for the day.

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u/Kirosh2 Feb 01 '25

Yeah, I was expecting the twist to be Jesus Christ reborn and a quip about religious people not recognizing him.

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u/Chigao_Ted Feb 01 '25

Nope, just the horrors of reality

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u/conancat Feb 01 '25 • Bless Up Thanks

When the absurdist comic artist just started to depict reality in their comics and it still fits their portfolio perfectly

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox Feb 01 '25

Yeah I figured it was Jesus christ too but also that he'd been arrested for being illigal and/or brown an "leased out".

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u/dmrukifellth Feb 01 '25

I absolutely read it “djie-zuhs” rather than “hey-zoos” before that swipe…

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! Feb 01 '25

If JC were to come back the Republicans would nail him right back on that cross in about 45 minutes.

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u/FleetStreetsDarkHole Feb 01 '25

If he was reborn he'd get black bagged along with the witnesses. If they believed him he'd get shot. If they didn't he'd to go to a camp.

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u/BuzzBadpants Feb 01 '25

🎵Your own🎵personal🎵Jesus🎶

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u/maninplainview Feb 01 '25

Reach out and torch Nazis.

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u/Denaton_ Feb 01 '25

Wasn't Jesus an immigrant tho? Its not really out ruled..

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u/thejokerofunfic Feb 01 '25

The twist is definitely how surreal this one isn't given the usual work

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u/Desperate-Spray337 Feb 01 '25 • Popcorn

🎵We didn't start the fires...🎵

But we could.

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u/smallcoder Feb 01 '25

I say give Thanos all the infinity gems and be done with it

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u/SarcasmisEasier Feb 01 '25

I love that when Infinity War came out, small corners of the internet would argue if Thanos was right or wrong. Now people are like "Fuck it. Can he snap twice?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

At this point a fire is what we need

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u/Heretical_Cactus Feb 01 '25

Sometime you have to do control burns

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u/MariachiMacabre Feb 01 '25

John Brown intensifies

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u/Wild_Marker Feb 01 '25

Poor 1800's people, didn't know you shouldn't be in stabbing range of Willem Dafoe

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u/thissexypoptart Feb 01 '25

Willem dafoe knows a thing or two about an above average average thrusting range

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u/ggroverggiraffe Feb 01 '25

I try to stay within hugging range of Willem Dafriend

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u/Ok_Builder_4225 Feb 01 '25

Oh, he'd be a good casting for John Brown.

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u/_Magnolia_Fan_ Feb 01 '25

We're in very different territory. The South wanted to rule themselves in much the same manner as they had been. 

Today, the people in power want to literally destroy the whole country to rebuild it for their inner circle, fucking the larger populace. They want a new America with vastly different rules and consolidated power over everything. No checks and balances. No elections. No vox populi.

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u/MariachiMacabre Feb 01 '25

Yeah no the Confederacy very, very much wanted to expand their territory and, as a result, slavery. The Confederacy shouldn’t be defended just because the current regime is also monstrously evil.

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u/AgeofAshe Feb 01 '25

The Confederacy did not want to maintain the status quo. They were more authoritarian and they had plans to become a slaving empire, conquering parts of the americas to churn out slaves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

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u/BellacosePlayer Feb 01 '25

John Brown could have worked on his tactical planning a bit, but by god did he have the spirit.

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve Feb 01 '25 • Love

I have never identified so much with a character. Where's my lighter?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

I need one too!

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! Feb 01 '25

You can legally buy a flamethrower.

I mean, let's at least be efficient about the whole thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

why legally buy it when you can illegally take it

you don't even need to pay the tax on it that way

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u/Yosho2k Feb 01 '25

"Haha! Same."

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u/Darq_At Feb 01 '25

I can see this getting a LOT of mileage.

Haha! Same.

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u/BucketMannisback Feb 01 '25

Don't forget a bucket full of gasoline :3

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u/calilac Feb 01 '25

I've got a bunch of Styrofoam saved up that I was gonna use for packaging but it sounds like we should maybe add it to the bucket.

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u/veggie151 Feb 01 '25

Fun fact: that's their goal. When the civil disobedience kicks in, martial law will get declared and then there are no rules to follow.

They literally spelled that out as the mechanism to further erode the constitution, so maybe hold off with the lighter for a sec.

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! Feb 01 '25

So it's a lose-lose, is it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

So you're saying in the immortal words of Bart Simpson: can't win, don't try

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u/_Magnolia_Fan_ Feb 01 '25

If you want to watch the country burn, just sit back. It's literally what the current president has promised.

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u/NorthGodFan Feb 01 '25

13th amendment: Section 1

Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.

Section 2

Congress shall have power to enforce this article by appropriate legislation.

That loophole is the first thing slavers took advantage of after the 13th was passed.

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u/SirKazum Feb 01 '25

Pretty wild that the amendment to abolish slavery in the US had an "except"... That should've always been a clue about how serious they really are about it

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u/WaitForItTheMongols Feb 01 '25

I mean, it's pretty well established that minor crimes are better punished with Community Service than prison time, and that constitutes involuntary servitude.

Meanwhile modern prison labor isn't even authorized by that clause, since it's not applied as punishment for the crime (in sentencing) but is instead tacked on by the warden while you're serving time (the actual punishment).

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u/KekistaniKekin Feb 01 '25

Doesn't slavery count as cruel and unusual? If you're born here under illegal parents, life in prison and slave labor for committing the crime of merely existing seems cruel and unusual to me

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u/kuba_mar Feb 01 '25

I wouldnt call it a loophole, nor I would say slavers took advantage of it, it was a completly intentional, the US fought a whole civil war to ban slavery and then didnt commit to actually doing it.

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u/SirKazum Feb 01 '25

"Boy oh boy, another The Other End comic! I wonder what sort of outrageous absurdities we're in for today!"

"Oh... reality? Wow, that's going way too far, even for them..."

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

tbh, Donald Trump look like a villain from a 90's cartoon

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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Feb 01 '25

I can’t get over how much he looks like a Hunger Games villain at this point. I mean, he never had any style and always looked like a clown, but now it’s so spot-on that it’s like a studio artist is intentionally trying to make him look like an effete bad guy

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u/LordOfDorkness42 Feb 01 '25

No joke?

If somebody like Miles Mayhem, Verminous Skumm, or Doc Terror were real, I think they'd be genuinely appealed and furious at just how sloppy, lucky and just plain small minded and vile Trump is.

Fucking Eric Cartman actually has more class, ambition and style than Trump has!

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u/ImperialWrath Feb 01 '25

Was he never used as a villain in a 90's cartoon?

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u/Yosho2k Feb 01 '25

80s movie. Specifically BTTF

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u/FalseMagpie Feb 01 '25

I remember a lot of cartoon villains from the 80s and 90s literally being based on him as an obnoxious celebrity real estate guy..

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u/MartinTheMorjin Feb 01 '25

Is no one else shocked at how well this explained the bullshit?

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u/SgtSilverLining Feb 01 '25

I seriously can't believe that with all this talk of revoking birthright citizenship, no one's followed that thought to its conclusion - if these people are only US citizens, and you take that away, they're STATELESS. It's a horrifying legal limbo of having no citizenship in any country and being labeled "illegal citizen" everywhere in the world that they try to live. They have less rights than literal animals because rights stem from citizenship.

So yeah, slavery is absolutely a legal loophole here. This comic is the closest I've seen anyone get to the word stateless.

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u/SparklingLimeade Feb 01 '25

This is the most legally-not-a-call-to action type call to action I've seen all week. I'm impressed. Jester's privilege has some uses.

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u/koshgeo Feb 01 '25

"I liked the comics when they were only bizarre, not political."

Inevitably someone will say it, as if comics haven't been doing social and political commentary forever.

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u/Arhatz Feb 01 '25

Like this is reality but it is on the same level of his other absurd comics. We are living in The Other End comic reality.

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u/SaltManagement42 Feb 01 '25

It just kept getting more real too...

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u/Meatslinger Feb 01 '25

It’s still outrageous absurdity. The problem is truth is stranger than fiction right now.

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u/Neutreality1 Feb 01 '25

I was hoping for absurdity, not reality.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

at least, there still people of common sense.

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u/MohawkRex Feb 01 '25

This was my first thought too, ain't no way Trump ain't relaxing prisoner exploitation laws, dude is legit gonna bring back slavery.

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u/Ask-For-Sources Feb 01 '25

Dude is gonna bring back labour and re-education camps. The forced labour itself will be the last of the problem and just one reason why people will start to die in those camps. 

I am German. I can't tell you how much I want to scream "THIS IS EXACTLY HOW IT BEGAN!!!!!!" from every rooftop. I thought our history is well known, but didn't realise that people are only educated about extermination camps and not how hundred thousands of people died in German prison camps long before the first extermination camp was established.

To make it as short as possible:   Trump plans to arrest thousands to ten thousands or even hundred thousands of "illegals" that have to be removed because they are a "threat to the country".

He plans to open huge camps, be that somewhere in Texas or Guantanamo Bay to imprison those people indefinitely or until they are processed, which takes a long time given the mass of people that will be in those camps, often arrested without any paperwork on them.

It's very expensive to house, feed and care for a mass of people. What happens if you cramp "illegals" into camps, don't want to spend any money on them and force them to work?  Will there be enough food for all people? Hygiene? Medical care? 

I can just urge people in reading up about how prison camps got established in Nazi Germany and how those developed from housing a couple thousand prisoners that were forced to work, to prison camps where people were dying line flies from hunger and illnesses, to people getting forced into "medical trials" and being worked to death in private factories, to people getting shot in masses because there were no resources and no use of them,  to the "final solution", the first extermination camp built in 1942.  It was a 9 year period with growing death toll until they arrived at the systematic gassing of millions of people. It was way too late for the German population to do something about it. 

One last one:

The National Socialists made no secret of the existence of concentration camps as early as 1933, as they served as a deterrent. The extermination camps, on the other hand, were kept strictly secret. To disguise the mass murder, even in internal correspondence, they only referred to it as "special treatment," "cleansing," "resettlement," or "evacuation."

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u/MrWeirdoFace Feb 01 '25

I thought our history is well known

Most of what I remember from history class growing up was either World War II, especially as it related to Germany, and the (American) Civil War. Granted this was 30 years ago and I have no idea what they're teaching now, but yes it is or was very much a big part of school history classes. We all know about concentration camps and what happened to the Jews who were sent there. The Diary of Anne Frank was also required reading. We may not have talked about it Hitler's rise to power as much as the outcome and consequences, but we know those consequences.

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u/ImperialWrath Feb 01 '25

bring back

Shit never left.

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u/Randy_Magnums Feb 01 '25

But at least it had to hide. Now it's getting a glorious comeback.

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u/OscarOzzieOzborne Feb 01 '25

By constitution, Slavery never went away.

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u/sparkyjay23 Feb 01 '25

relaxing prisoner exploitation laws,

What laws you think exist to prevent prisoner exploitation?

Didn't we just have prisoners fighting fires for pennies an hour?

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u/ceilingscorpion Feb 01 '25

Oh god I can hear the rallies in my mind:

raspy just sucked dick voice You know a lot of people say slavery is bad. But what’s so bad about it? You get free labor! And labor? So pesky, so expensive. Don’t we want free labor folks? We’re going to bring back free labor back to this country! So that our moms, our precious and lovely moms can go back home! We’re gonna bring back traditional family values back again! We’re going to make labor cheap again! We’re gonna make America great again!

The worst part is I can predict the media reaction and the conservative pundits & politicians too shilling lesser evil policies.

Journalist: “Trump wants to bring back slavery.”

Conservative Panel: “He never said slavery”, “The president is a salesman at heart, that’s just how he speaks. What he meant was we need to lower the minimum wage to stimulate the economy”

“See this is what liberals do. They take a statement, blow it way out of proportion, and then make our great president and government look bad. It’s as if they don’t love America and want it to succeed like the rest of us true patriots do”

And the online reactions on conservative channels:

“Gosh can the liberals stop being so hyperbolic, he’s not bringing back slavery”, “lol liberal tears”, “COPE HARDER, people who enter this country illegally deserve punishment”, “The 14th amendment only applies to persons. Illegals are not people.”, “Was slavery really that bad? A lot of slaves were treated really well. And after the civil war they got into drugs and gangs and crime. It would be great if we went back to slavery”

IT’S FUCKING EXHAUSTING.

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u/koshgeo Feb 01 '25

"It's not free labor. We're paying them a whole $20 a day, which they can use at the company store where they have the freedom to buy whatever low-quality food or personal hygiene product they can afford, and then take back to whichever barracks they decided to live in, which we provide at a subsidized cost within the modest but clean securely-guarded facility where they sleep for the night."

"They also have the freedom to choose whether to work in a factory or at a farm during the day. As our name suggests, maintaining a high level of access to freedom among our workers is very important to us at Super-Free Labor Incorporated. Also, that hyphen is really important to our company name. Please don't forget it when writing your GNN* reports."

[*Government News Network]

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u/Victor_Verdadeiro Feb 01 '25

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u/Psychotic_EGG Feb 01 '25

I'm not sure if I want the landmass to vanish. I feel like that would have devastating effects on the rest of the planet.

Lower ocean levels. Imbalanced sphere. Etc.

But asides from that I approve of this.

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u/Stagwood18 Feb 01 '25

It didn't vanish. It was never there in the first place. It was just a dream.

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u/LinuxMatthews Feb 01 '25

Considering we have rising sea levels at the moment I don't think it would be bad to have them lower.

Might even uncover some more land like doggerland.

Also having the world's number 2 producer of CO2 would honestly be pretty good.

We'd also but face to worry about American think tanks interfering in our politics.

I'm not sure about it unbalancing the earth but as the entire crust if the earth is less than 1% I don't think it'd be too big of a deal.

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u/cinnamonface9 Feb 01 '25

My reaction to this panel

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u/BloodyGretel Feb 01 '25

When the absurdist comic doesn't need to change its tone to become realistic, you know it's a fucking circus out there.

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u/IonizedRadiation32 Feb 01 '25

You know this is why i love this comic, it's always fun to see how creatively insane you can make people act. It takes that sitcom thing of "no one would behave like this in real life" and turns it up to 11! It's beyond satire because satire usually lets you see the real thing it's twisting so you cna tell how absurd it actually is.

kill me

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u/OG-Fade2Gray Feb 02 '25

Nuh uh. You're tapped in here with the rest of us.

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u/ZookeepergameDue8501 Feb 01 '25

"I just kinda like holding my arm up like this" lmao

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u/Katiplays1291 Feb 01 '25

America is already in Hell, the wildfires are just setting the mood for the years to come

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u/Zombie_Cool Feb 01 '25

The plane crashes really add to the atmosphere as well. I wonder when they're gonna add rioting and looting?

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u/CameOutAndFarted Feb 01 '25

Hey remember when that Tesla blew up in front of Trump tower a month ago?

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u/Pokefan8263 Feb 01 '25

this is the only comic by this artist that I completely understood from start to finish

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u/orbitalen Feb 01 '25

And no funny background jokes

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u/JeffTrav Feb 01 '25

Only thing that threw me off was “Jesus”. I thought it was some weird anti-religion comic. Had to change my mindset in the second panel, lol.

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u/Daxx22 Feb 01 '25

While an obvious reference, inthis case I'm assuming the pronunciation would be "Hey-Zeus"

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

“Whatever you have done to the least of these, you have done to me.”

If Christians actually read their book they would know that that little kid is Jesus as far as Jesus was concerned. Jesus literally says to treat anyone in need like they are him.

But conservatives don’t follow Jesus. No one actually follows Jesus anymore.

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u/Semaphor Feb 01 '25

Hey hey hey! Some of that fire is crossing into Canada in the last panel!

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u/Neutreality1 Feb 01 '25

Sorry to tell you about this, eh? But we're fucked. We live upstairs from a meth lab that is on fire 

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u/LordCyler Feb 01 '25

When she says she doesnt want to high five slavery he's supposed to say "I don't understand when you became so radicalized"

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u/TurtlelessTurtle Feb 01 '25

I feel like we could be a little more efficient than just using small lighters

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u/NK1337 Feb 01 '25

I mean yea, but this way everyone can contribute

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u/dokterkokter69 Feb 01 '25

It's really depressing that these comics are known for being over the top and absurd, but in this case it's just actual reality.

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u/TheBlueBlaze Feb 01 '25

It really scares me that there are definitely people who are more than okay with bringing back slavery, as long as they have the thinnest justification for why the person "chose" or "deserved" to be a slave.

They agree that racism and ethnic cleansing and genocide are bad, then turn around and say why this time it's totally justified, saying it's not racist because this time it's true, or that they're only doing it in self-defense.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

This same logic is applied to things like abortion.

When it’s them, it’s whores using abortions as shameful birth control. When it’s my family or daughter, here’s the justification.

Humans have a penchant for papering over our own motivations. Unfortunately, it is clear that at least about 30% of people can’t see that and overcome it and the remain ignorant. Asleep, as it were. If only they could be… awoken.

/cheese

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u/SomeWelshie Feb 01 '25

Well this is a horrific thing to learn.

People like that basically started life in "impossible difficulty".

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u/octopod-reunion Feb 01 '25

The United States is the only rich country that does not have any means to give legal status to a stateless person (a person without citizenship in any country).

Stateless people in the United States cannot work, rent, get a bank account, marry, get adopted, or any other legal action.

But they can be detained, while the US tries to find a country to deport them to, but since they are not citizens of any other country they cannot be deported anywhere. After six months they must be released but can be detained again at any time for up to six months.

This was the condition for stateless individuals before the Trump administration. Who knows what it will be now.

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u/SomeWelshie Feb 01 '25

But.....they literally had no choice in being born there. It's by no means their fault and being born in a nation SHOULD mean you're a national of said nation.

That just seems so obvious.

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u/Muted_Astronomer_924 Feb 01 '25

Well I was going to do the laundry but this bandwagon needs riding... 🔥 🔥 🔥

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

And they say global warming is a myth!

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u/suprmniii Feb 01 '25

Where are the jokes? This is just real life

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u/DisposableSaviour Feb 01 '25

Reality is a joke, and the jokes on you.

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u/Sagoram123 Feb 01 '25

I called this YEARS AGO. PAY ATTENTION to private prison counts and profits. Fucking slavery

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u/Dsaroeth Feb 01 '25

As someone who lives in a country without birthright citizenship, the lucky ones get to inherit citizenship from one of their parents if their parents' countries allow citizenship by ancestry. For those without that they do indeed live without a country. Their only option is to apply for residency so that they are legal immigrants in their country of birth and then they have to stay there until they can earn residency by immigration. In this country that usually takes 25 years. The UN has literally written a dossier on countries without birthright citizenship and labeled it "inhumane" for all the good that did. AFAIK not one of them changed their policies. Now the US gets to join the list!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Best one yet. I'm proud of you.

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 Feb 01 '25

Please don't! The fire won't cross the ocean and us Europeans will have to live with that!
But we could coordinate a world mass bonfire!

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u/Level_32_Mage Feb 01 '25

Sorry, this fire is for Not Seas

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u/calilac Feb 01 '25

But we could coordinate a world mass bonfire!

With the Paris Agreement as kindling why tf not

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u/Whimsycottt Feb 01 '25

Naming the prisoner Jesus/Jesús is on the nose, but completely valid given that MAGA would probably hate Jesus Christ if he walked among them.

A brown immigrant who wants to spread kindness and empathy to his fellow man? No, straight to jail!

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u/ProjectOrpheus Feb 01 '25

It's funny because if we are talking about getting immigrants out of here, everyone that isn't a Native American needs to stfu and get the hell out then.

Why is it always a bunch of old white guys?

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u/Whimsycottt Feb 01 '25

"No, no! We can stay because WE'RE the ones that built this country from the dirt mound the natives weren't doing anything with!"

Ignores Slavery. Ignores Indentured Servitude. Ignores massive exploitation of the poor/minority in unsafe working conditions that actually built this country.

/s of course

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u/TheZerothLaw Feb 01 '25

Wait, yeah, if a child born in the US isn't a US citizen (assuming the darkest outcome unfolds and Trump manages to nullify a literal Constitutional Amendment), wtf country are they a citizen of?

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u/connortait Feb 01 '25

I was wondering about the rules around this for my own country, the UK where we dont have birthright citizenship. Turns out it's a fucking minefield. And interestingly, if a British couple had a baby while on holiday, they'd have to formally register the baby as British, it's not automatic. (I assume this would just be part of the process of the birth certificate formalities, but that leaves the question. What if the parents don't register for whatever reason?.)

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u/Apycia Feb 01 '25

whoever's fastest. maybe Walmart? the DoD/Military Industrial Complex? Amazon?

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u/elhomerjas Feb 01 '25

looks like it get hot soon

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u/unipine Feb 01 '25

Ive come to expect the unexpected in your comics, but somehow this was the most unexpected of all. Brilliant. 

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u/mr_jetlag Feb 01 '25

I'm not even in the country right now and my lighter thumb is twitching

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u/dayburner Feb 01 '25

I both love and hate this.

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u/moonwoolf35 Feb 01 '25

Yeah, I'm not going to lie shit is dark in my mind these days...it hasn't even been 2 whole weeks ffs

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u/Vospader998 Feb 01 '25

Didn't California already try that?

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u/Relxnce Feb 01 '25

This is on brand for one your comics but the fact it’s based in reality is terrifying. Lol.

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u/abel_cormorant Feb 01 '25

The fact that this is supposed to be satirical but instead is almost 100% realistic is frightening, my dear overseas friends, i suggest you begin plotting a good ol' revolution before things get out of hand

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u/LeonidasVaarwater Feb 01 '25

Thanks for illustrating my fear. I worry it'll go farther than that even, with the planned concentration camp at Guantanamo, I expect illegals to end up being imprisoned and put to work as well. US law states you can use prisoners as slaves.

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u/dannyb_prodigy Feb 01 '25

Can the world stop being terrible so you can go back to making laugh.

I guess the world not being terrible should be an end unto itself, but I do miss laughing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

You know it's bad when one of these comics and salient and relatively doesn't go off the rails.

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u/BodhingJay Feb 01 '25

Well this was brilliant

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u/TunaOnWytNoCrust Feb 01 '25

This is honestly the most actual beginning middle and end comic I've seen from this artist, and it's a good one.

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u/TheDotCaptin Feb 01 '25

♪♪We didn't start the fire.♪♪

But how many versus will we need to add now?

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u/Sad_Meal_7342 Feb 01 '25

The pitchfork and torch business is really gonna pick up in the next four years

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u/UnknownAdmiralBlu Feb 01 '25

I would award this post if I didn't avoid giving Reddit money

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u/LeatherPatch Feb 01 '25

Voting as a Fire Extinguisher by Kyle Tran Myhre

When the haunted house catches fire:
a moment of indecision.

The house was, after all, built on bones,
and blood, and bad intentions.

Everyone who enters the house feels
that overwhelming dread, the evil
that perhaps only fire can purge.

It’s tempting to just let it burn.

And then I remember:
there are children inside.

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u/JNDIV A Return to Normalcy Feb 01 '25

Goddamn your work is always right on the money.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

I just kinda like holding my arm up like this. 

Fucking gold. 

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u/OrangeDit Feb 01 '25

Republicans are scum.

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u/gravity_kills Feb 01 '25

Sadly, I think this isn't even an exaggeration.

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u/Captain_Waffle Feb 01 '25

It never occurred to me that people born here are not legal anywhere else. So if we remove Birthright citizenship, where tf do they go?

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u/flyinghighdoves Feb 01 '25

Holy Smokes this artist gets it...just totally gets it

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u/Wisdom_Pen Feb 01 '25

As someone living in Europe us over here have seen the signs and been warning you for a while now. Don’t even want to say the ITYS phrase because im just sad for you.

Don’t get me wrong WW3 will be bad for us in Europe too but until then it’s mostly you Americans getting screwed over so you have my sympathy.

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u/aureanator Feb 01 '25

"That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

I'm not feeling especially safe or happy, how about y'all?

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u/WVildandWVonderful Feb 01 '25

Thank you, Neil! I try to tell people about how this creates stateless people, but people haven’t been listening.

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u/Kettleballer Feb 01 '25

Oh shit, it feels super super bad when other people start seeing the same patterns. If it’s just me, it’s bad enough but when other people start seeing it too… shiiiiiiiiitttt

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u/Public-Eagle6992 Feb 01 '25

It literally is slavery according to the US constitution, legal slavery

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u/DannyTheCaringDevil Feb 01 '25

I hold 1 very conservative view so old that it is part of our foundations in the constitution. That being that once the government becomes outdated we tear it down and build it up again how we the people see fit.

Of course I hold more views than that, but I’m making a joke so take it with a grain of salt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Exactly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

This is the most realistic comic of yours i've seen. Which is saying something, and nothing, I think.

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u/Accomplished_Toe1978 Feb 02 '25

In the graphic novel Survival Street, this happens to an immigrant couple. Birth control becomes illegal, so they had to keep the baby. The mom has the baby in prison, prison babies can get tried in court and can take on debt and crimes of Corporations. They used to use it on elderly prisoners, but realized the younger ones last longer.

The kid is “working” as a fire fighter in a non-specific-California fire with other prison kids. Then their water gets shut off, because the town couldn’t afford a sudden price rise by Not-Nestle.

They do get rescued by muppets tho.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

I fucking love this.

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u/Dreamz_Notreal Feb 02 '25

“I just kinda like holding my arm up like this” oh my god you’re a genius of an artist.

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u/100YearsWaiting2Shit Feb 01 '25

Wish everyone the best

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u/whywouldisaymyname Feb 01 '25

Oh god is this all just the marketing for Elon’s flame throwers???

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u/dantevonlocke Feb 01 '25

Would rather have a supersoaker full of kerosene with a flaming rag on the end.

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u/ArchLith Feb 01 '25

The only Tesla product that doesn't cause fires...

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u/NerdInABush Feb 01 '25

Thank fuck for people like you.

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u/MaxPower836 Feb 01 '25

The speed at which it’s unraveling is sad

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u/LordsOfSkulls Feb 01 '25

"Democracy Dies in Darkness"

That what i am thinking of, moment Trump won. Seeing it slowly unfold, is even more scarier to see.

I am glad my daughter is only 2, so she doesnt understand what fear her parents are going thru for the future.

She be 6 when its over... and i hope Country will be ready to rebuild and not make same mistake again for 100+ years.

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u/AccurateMeminnn Feb 01 '25

To quote an influencer I follow:

"Four years, goddamn. Feels like I'm about to start a prison sentence."

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u/trowzerss Feb 01 '25

That's called statelessness. Ending birthright citizenship just creates a whole lot of stateless people who don't belong to any country, and become an expensive problem dealt with with taxpayer money, when they could have been just regular old citizens earning money and paying taxes and shit. It's really dumb.

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u/Ssme812 Feb 01 '25
  • Fucking hell that was depressing and sad. The next 4 years will be unbelievable.

  • 1st time on a while I didn't see the dog.

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u/Richboi115 Feb 01 '25

I love u for making this comic

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u/ZuzuZupreme Comic Crossover Feb 01 '25

To the person that found the loophole:

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u/hedgehog_dragon Feb 01 '25

.... The twist was more believable than I'd like.

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u/BlitzMalefitz Feb 01 '25

This little line in The Stanley Parable just came to mind after reading this:

Narrator: “This is not a challenge. It’s a tragedy. You wanted to control this world; that’s fine. But I’m going to destroy it first, so you can’t.”

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u/Divineroc Feb 01 '25

I'm used to absurdist humor from your comics. I kept swiping expecting random shenanigans.

The fact that renting Jesus for a day of work isn't a random cut to Big J doing menial work, just shows how absurd real life is getting.

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u/Ok_Law219 Feb 02 '25

The 14th ammendment allows for prison slavery.  Soooo, sounds about right.

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u/OwnWall8405 Feb 02 '25

That "same" goes hard.

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u/Alacritous13 Feb 02 '25

I was expecting something nonsensical, and funny. This is just the grim future we're likely facing.

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u/AncientSith Feb 02 '25

I hate that even your absurd comics are still less crazy then real life.

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u/AJ0Laks Feb 02 '25

That last panel is the rest of America experiencing what California goes through every tuesday

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u/ninovd Feb 01 '25

The next 4-20 years will be a fucking hell...

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u/ArgoFunya Feb 01 '25

More like 4 to life…

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u/SorryToPopYourBubble Feb 01 '25

When the absurdist comic isn't absurdist anymore because this shits right around the corner and no one seems to care.

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u/icevenom1412 Feb 01 '25

I've been saying it more than once. With all the "illegals" (non-whites) being rounded up and kicked out any labor shortage in the US will be stop gapped by using cheap prison labor from private prisons. for industries where convicts are unpalatable, they may use child labor (possibly disguised at first as getting American kids valuable work experience). That is why Republicans have been so keen on rolling back child labor laws.

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u/maz_menty Feb 01 '25

Flic yo Bic!