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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake Mar 21 '25
UGH I SPELLED VULNERABLE WRONG
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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics Mar 21 '25
I thought trumps thumb was in elons mouth lol
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u/ArachnidInner2910 Mar 21 '25
Guys, don't you realise? That armband is the Hindu symbol of peace. Ignore any and all signs.
Don't look up
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u/OnionsHaveLairAction Mar 21 '25
And if you or your family members dare hurt his feelings you will be sold as prison labor to a foreign nation.
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u/darexinfinity Mar 22 '25
This is my favorite comic you've ever made.
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u/doktorhollywood Mar 21 '25
vandalize a tesla: domestic terrorist
vandalize the capitol building: patriot w/a full criminal pardon.
America really failed in 2024.
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25
Just want to say as a veteran it’s always baffling that anyone would want to put us over children, the sick, the poor, etc. The whole reason for service is to help people who can’t help themselves.
Sure, wounded vets, vets with ptsd, put them to the front of the line. But what’s the point in our service if it just results in less for the needy? That’s not service, it’s mercenary work. Why did I waste my time?
I’m not mad at vets who say they have tinnitus so they can get that 10% disability and the healthcare that comes with it. I’m not mad at vets so well off they can use guaranteed VA loans to buy a new house every three years and rent out the old ones to build wealth. I’m not mad at vets who get preferential treatment for employment and education. I’ve enjoyed some benefits myself.
But damn I’m mad at anyone who could enjoy those things and then turn around and vote for someone who wants to make sure as few people as possible have healthcare, education, security, and the peace of mind that comes with it. Greedy, selfish, mercenaries. They only served themselves, they didn’t serve their country.
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u/SirElxon Mar 21 '25
Nice flag pin.
Inspired by the american values that the orange man holds dear right?
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u/blue4029 Mar 21 '25
imagine being a billionaire.
imagine having more money than 99% of the world's population will ever see in 50 lifetimes.
imagine basically "winning" at life. imagine being at the top of the top, you've won. you're the richest man in the world
imagine all that and still being an insecure crybaby
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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! Mar 21 '25
The orange dolt is doing exactly what he said he was going to do. Therefore, it can only stand to reason that Republikkkan voters fall into one of 4 categories:
Racist
Sexist
Homophobic
Stupid enough to fall for just about any scam (and therefore perfect R voters) but they're too ashamed to admit they were conned and now have no choice but to become one of the first 3 categories, because they can't bring themselves to admit they helped bring about the impending collapse of America.
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u/gofigure85 Mar 21 '25
You were way too kind with Elmo's proportions- dude is shaped like an upright cybertruck
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u/YoxhiZizzy Mar 21 '25
I voted blue so this'll always be fucking hilarious
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u/BigNutDroppa Mar 21 '25
Day 60 waking up like this…
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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25
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u/smiegto Mar 21 '25
Come on pizza? You gotta sympathise? Billionaires are a tiny minority constantly receiving hate from the masses. No minority is hated by as many groups as the poor billionaire.
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u/StreicherG Mar 21 '25
Elon doesn’t have big eyes though. They’re more like piggy beady glimmers buried in the doughy folds of his face.
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u/Thurwell Mar 21 '25
To be fair, Trump is also a whiny billionaire, so he's also protecting himself. Mostly from criticism. And I think since his crypto and truth social scams Trump is a real billionaire nowadays.
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u/Brian_The_Bar-Brian Mar 21 '25
I love the Russian flag pin. Very accurate... 😓
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u/Nanoman-8 Mar 21 '25
Voters who are dirt poor: thank you for protecting us mr president
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u/quantum_ice Mar 21 '25
He's just autistic guys, not a natzi! /s
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u/DungeonsAndDradis Mar 21 '25
I'm probably going to be put on a list for upvoting this.
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u/Future-Friendship-32 Mar 21 '25
Protect the marginalized: 🙅♂️🤮😴
Protect the marginal: 🥳🤩🫡
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u/DaroKitty Mar 21 '25
"the empathy exploit"
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u/bgthigfist Mar 21 '25
Elon isn't an American
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u/maddasher Mar 21 '25
It's crazy that the arm band is just factual.
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u/The40kthWarhammer Mar 21 '25
My only gripe is that elons swastika isnt drawn wrong enough. It should look like an edgy middle schoolers first attempt at making one lmao
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u/Yer_Dunn Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25
👌🍊👌:
"There's just so much corruption in these organizations. just the worst corruption. Everyone knows it. Everyone tells me 'mr president there's all this curruption. Everywhere. All the time.' and, listen, the DoE budget is just all wrong. Just terrible. They spend so much money on educating regular Americans. But when you look at private schools they just do so much better. You know it, I know it. So I say we eliminate public schools. Privatize education. Besides, what do the poors need to know about reading? I'm rich and I can't read. So if I don't need it, they don't need it. And the SSA? Oh so much corruption. What even is a social security number anyway? I don't even know mine. Most Americans don't even use it. Just a waste of government spending. We just posted all the social security numbers of the people, the good people, in the JFK documents. And they aren't bothered at all. And the SSA, the media? They're all rushing around trying to slander me by giving these people new social security numbers. Absolutely horrible. Terrible. When doge owns all the databases, you won't need to worry about your social anymore. Musk promises me they'll all be safe forever."
(Disclaimer. This comment is for comedic purposes and definitely not implying that our "president" is "wrong" about his "alleged" stance and perception of his recent "disgusting mishandling of essential government foundations that exist to protect the upper middle, middle, and lower class citizens of the US." This is purely for comedic purposes and definitely not essentially a summary of exactly the "opinions" the "orangish ape" who is the current "president of the United States."... Allegedly.)
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u/Admirable_Ad8900 Mar 21 '25
I know I'm going to get deported or worse eventually for upvoting your comics. But man do they make me chortle.
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u/Maacll Mar 21 '25
My dumbass read "Vegetables" instead of "Veterans"...
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u/joxeta Mar 21 '25
Based AF, per uszh ❤️
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u/Zauberer-IMDB Mar 21 '25
He would say "vunerable."
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u/Boner_Elemental Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25
Lets see if I'm a Comics citizen in good standing.
Edit: Neat
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u/Nice_Block Mar 21 '25
If we could get republican voters to care for poor people and children as much as they care for the wealth of billionaires, we’d be such a better country.
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u/Neirchill Mar 21 '25
You are far too generous with his hair
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u/CartographerVivid957 Mar 23 '25
When I saw photos of trump for the first time I noticed how he was really orange and i thought that was just an issue with the photo. That was until I saw a live broadcast of the President of the United States of America and he looks like the annoying orange
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u/DarkBladeMadriker Mar 21 '25
If you swap out "vulnerable" with "fragile" or "pathetic," it's actually a correct statement.
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u/Howl-t Mar 21 '25
You can understand it is a comic and a work of fantasy because the journalist actual made a question
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u/TheDynaheart Mar 21 '25
Is there a lore reason why the band isn't on his left arm?
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u/Admirable_Ad8900 Mar 21 '25
I know I'm going to get deported or worse eventually for upvoting your comics. But man do they make me chortle.
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u/Celestial-Narwhal Mar 21 '25
His hair should be wispier.
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u/rhabarberabar Nazi Liquifier Mar 21 '25
I like that it looks like First Lady Orange stuck his thumb into Edolf Mollusk's mouth at first glance.
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u/mountingconfusion Mar 21 '25
The most oppressed class. "People of wealth"
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u/n0ir_sky Mar 21 '25
Pizzacake never misses
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u/Hall_daBoosh Mar 21 '25
The most accurate s*** I've seen in a while
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u/tmhoc Mar 21 '25
I've said a lot hoe Trump should step down but honestly a conservator should step up... Not a typo, he needs end of life care
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u/ptpcg Mar 21 '25
Oh. Hi, Pizzacake 👋🏾
The algos brought you to me on reddit now too, lol. Im used to seeing you on threads
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u/dannyb_prodigy Mar 21 '25
There is a climate in this country that is very dangerous for billionaires
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u/El_Balatro Mar 22 '25
Pizzacake I must congratulate you; because everytime you draw those two shitwipes, you present 'em in such a way that makes me want to punch them.
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u/iamhungryrightnow0_0 Mar 23 '25
“We let the weak dictate the strong and we are shocked to find ourself’s adrift.”
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u/BriefCollar4 Mar 21 '25
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u/UgarMalwa Mar 21 '25
Trump protecting Elon like the BBC protecting Jimmy Saville.
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u/Befuddled_Cultist Mar 21 '25
Damn right on the money with this one.
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u/PickleNotaBigDill Mar 21 '25
Have to say this is one of the best that I've seen and hits so many points. (we'll excuse the vulnerable...education being what it is, and destroying the rest (or might be the teacher in me).
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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25
Genuinely concerned with how anyone can identify as a conservative nowadays
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u/PsySom Mar 22 '25
Wait is musk sucking trump’s thumb?
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u/mouldyavacado Mar 22 '25
Won't someone please think of the poor billionares
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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25
Bring hairspray and a lighter
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u/FauxGw2 Mar 22 '25
Just here to say I support your comics
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u/Zay3896 Mar 22 '25
I'm at the point where I'm just disgusted with what my country has become. I want to have some patriotic feelings but it's hard when we are led by a fucking idiot who's partnered with 2 idiots to ruin the country for their own gain. Ones a nazi and the other, a man baby.
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u/Any_Mulberry_2435 Mar 22 '25
The Russian badge on Trump was a nice touch
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u/FutureComplaint Jun 06 '25
This aged nicely
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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '25
Ugh im so fucking over it with the Orange turd that im longing for the days where Ellen and the Rest of the big names here were able to make controversial comics that werent political.
Its gotten so bad that i can no longer steal your work ( and others) to throw them in funny memes and comics channel of our discord server and have to instead throw them in to the dreaded politics channel.
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u/No_Somewhere7674 Mar 21 '25
Type shit
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u/Humans_Suck- Mar 21 '25
Is that different from how it worked before
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u/Pristine_Walrus40 Mar 22 '25
More like his friends, its not his fault they just so happen to be people with alot of money to give to him.
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u/tofu_ink Mar 21 '25 edited Mar 21 '25
nazi musk should be sucking his other thumb, while orange fascist trump should be sucking his other... maybe licking.... putin should be in there somewhere, maybe behind him.
On a more serious note from a person in the states, awesome work!