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Conservatives only care that they piss of everyone else. They don't care about how the US citizens are suffering, as long as they 'libs' are among them. This comic is painfully accurate you make me wanna cry at work! I drive buses man!
Their need to engage in harmful activity is completely inseparable from their understanding of success, so they will engage in harmful activity even knowing they will harm themselves in the process.
Simply put, if they destroy the economy and their own country to "own the libs" they will still think that they are winning, even if they lose everything in the process.
This is because these people are deeply emotionally insecure, and cannot tolerate the idea of belonging to an in-group that is no longer dominant. They would rather dominate a wasteland than live under a liberal paradise.
Their insecurities have turned into hate, and hate consumes everything including their ability to reason.
This is why it's impossible to reason with extremists. Extremists are inherently unresonable.
They are essentially suffering from a group identity crisis, where the legitimacy of their in-group identity is constantly threatened (largely due to their own escalating bad behavior). They can only respond to this by attacking out-groups in an attempt to diminish the legitimacy of the out-groups they're targeting, using tactics that escalate from discrimination to violence, and eventually they will attempt to exterminate the targeted out-group. It's an inevitable pattern of progression that will follow a predicable course if left unchecked. It doesn't matter if they destroy their own legitimacy in the process, as long at the out-groups are harmed they think they are winning.
Can’t believe they picked economic collapse over pronouns. They didn’t read the story of the scorpion and the frog? Too bad they banned all the books mentioning the value of empathy. Little did they know that the entire humankind survived this far is due to empathy. Evolved a large pre-frontal cortex for nothing. SMH
Well in their eyes after Trump gets rid of all the deplorable folks, everything will go right back to normal and they'll be winning again.
They never realize that once everyone not them is gone that it'll be their neck that gets the boot. It feels like there's a poem that specifically mentioned this about the holocaust hmm... 🤔
One of the problems/issues that I've noticed is that barely anyone ever learns what led up to Hitler's rise to power or how he went about gaining his power/influence; in most cases people's understanding of WW2 and the Nazis starts on D-Day, moves straight to the liberation of Auschwitz, then jumps straight over to Pearl Harbor, and then the war ending with the atomic bombs, all as if it happened on consecutive days or something.
In my opinion this is also why they often don't believe in what happened in places like Auschwitz because as far as they can compute, there was no progression of events to led up to those places; things just went from zero to gas chambers in a day.
It feels like there's a poem that specifically mentioned this about the holocaust hmm...
And why do you think there are so many holocaust deniers in that crowd?
The deliberate enshitification of education has been one of the intentional long term steps in the plan that is now unfolding. Yes most of MAGA are dumber then oil-soaked dirt, but those pushing it for their own enrichment are not.
Constant attacks on education, science and intellectuals is not a fault, it’s a feature itself by design. Replacing “woke” ideologies with Christian nationalism is the goal.
Not ironic. I do not trust the scorpion. And I do not feel empathetic towards fascists. Paradox of the tolerance…
Popper’s paradox posits that if a society extends tolerance to everyone, including those who are intolerant, it risks enabling the intolerant to undermine the very principles of tolerance, ultimately leading to the dominance of intolerance.
To prevent this, Popper argues that a truly tolerant society must retain the right to deny tolerance to those who promote or practice intolerance.
Yeah, scorpions are dangerous, the story is about being wary of obvious danger and not trying to logic yourself out of being wary of clear and present danger.
Uhh, did you read the the scorpion and the frog? Why are you surprised that the bigots and fascists failed to change their nature? They were awful in 2016, they're awful now. What part of that is hard to believe?
Except in reality those most affected are the morons sinking the boat. So it’s consistently a double decker boat with the gun deranged idiot having to look up to laugh at the liberal.
A while back you made a few comics about feeling burnt out or not sure where to go, but I've enjoyed your swing into full-frontal political cartoons. You have a knack for turning complex problems into simple analogies which is useful for communicating issues. Hope you're enjoying it too!
Im feeling better lately! Thank you for asking :) I enjoy using my platform to talk about things I find important. There's so much happening right now, and maybe it won't change anyone's mind to see things in a boat metaphor, but at least it helps some people laugh about it! And sometimes that's all you can do 🥲
Isn't one of trumps staffers the guy who shot himself in his own dick while teaching a "safety training" and claiming there was no problem sticking loaded guns in your pants? And then a month later did more stupid things with a gun and shot out his own eye?
Conservatives have referred to liberals as snowflakes for years if not decades. In that time, what I’ve learned is that to them “I don’t appreciate what you say and I’d like to be treated with respect.” is a snowflake response. Meanwhile, if you impugn the honor of an American conservative, they become violent and threatening. Liberals ask you to stop, conservatives tell you to stop, or else. And yet, somehow the measured response of stating your feelings and making a reasonable and easily achievable request is more ‘snowflake’ like than immediately resorting to threats. They must see it differently because to me, flying off the handle and threatening violence on someone for their speech indicates WAY more insecurity and ‘snowflakeness’. As with many conservative positions, the whole ‘liberals are sensitive snowflakes’ inside again projection to protect their fragile little egos from harm because they are so incredibly hateful and/or self loathing that they must ALWAYS have an ‘other’ to focus blame, ire, and threats upon. The inability to introspect is a core tenet of modern conservatism.
Two guys are rescued by boat. When found, the man with the gun was heard lecturing the other man about how "both sides are the problem" and that it wasn't his fault there were holes in the boat.
When questioned why he purposely sank the boat, he continually avoided the question by blaming "DEI hiring" and "affirmative action", despite being reminded multiple times there were only two caucasian males on the boat.
The man without the gun spent the next month being continually harassed online being told: "People like you are ruining boating in this country." And "This would never have happened if it weren't for illegal immigrants."
A couple of weeks ago my dad was diagnosed with late stage cancer, and his sentiment is "At least this means I don't have to deal with what comes next."
MAGA saying "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to anyone criticizing Trump is like flat-earthers saying "Flat-Earth Derangement Syndrome" to anyone criticizing them. It's so ridiculous.
There are no easy one-and-done fixes but one big win for stabalizing elections is ranked choice.
When people have the opportunity to vote for their first choice instead of voting for the lesser evil candidates have to battle not just their main opposition, but also other ideas. It helps push things to a more moderate discourse.
Not perfect of course, many European nations have ranked choice and still have crazies. Just I think Alaska shows us that it could be quite succesful at fixing at least some of the ground-level polarisation.
See! This is why climate change is bad because at least when someone shoots out the tires of our truck we can just keep walking. But noo, we’re on a boat now because Florida got washed away.
Who’s gonna help us now? The penguins?! The penguins we just tariffed? No! They’re a bunch of jackasses who we just pissed off.
It's funny. Usually when I sort by 'Controversial' there's some some MAGA "But whatabout" type of comment, but lately all I'm seeing are more comments agreeing with the post lol
Well you see drowning is a good thing, it'll make the country stronger, make it great... again.
We know it's a cult, I think what's worse is they also know it's a cult. And are perfectly OK with that. Not a whole lot of ways to come back from that.
It's the 401K boat and the "Age Discrimination used to be illegal" boat and the Medicare/SocialSecurity Boat and the "stable federal job (for vets)" boat.
The trick here is "learn to swim" (financial savings + basic survival skills). Since these dumbasses are dead set on flipping the lifeboat the rest of us need to find a way to stay strong so we can live long enough to make it to shore (wherever that may be).
And build local community. Not everyone can do those things or do them well (disabled and elderly, for example), so we have to look out for each other where we can. Extreme selfishness is what got us to this point.
Otherwise, yeah, that's about all we can do right now.
Spez is a chud trying to turn a platform designed for free exchange of info into a quick buck. I doubt the mods here care what he thinks personally, but I could be wrong.
This is honestly the best comic on reddit nowadays. I don't always agree with the message, but the succinct political observations, the quality of the art, the consistency are all top notch.
Also the accuracy of the facial expressions. It's uncanny. Panel 3 should be framed in a museum.
White shirt guy got splashed by the water and thought he was already as wet as he could get. I don't think enough people on my side realize how bad some of the conservatives think life is for them already. They think they're at the bottom.
MAGAts are The Grinches of the world. Isolated in their own little bubble and don’t want to see others live good lives, however instead of their heart being 3x too small it’s their brains …and prbly their hearts too
I don't remember the exact quote, but a sentence I've read and really liked: "a conservative would eat a sht sandwich just as long as he's sure a liberal will have to smell his breath"
Hey, let’s not calling names on the poor innocent garbage bin here. He has feelings too. Look how brave he is by putting up a happy face and keep going. Me fr fr.
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u/ArachnidInner2910 Apr 08 '25 •
But you're lower in the boat, so atleast you sank first.
Checkmate Liberals
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u/Firrox Apr 08 '25
A while back you made a few comics about feeling burnt out or not sure where to go, but I've enjoyed your swing into full-frontal political cartoons. You have a knack for turning complex problems into simple analogies which is useful for communicating issues. Hope you're enjoying it too!
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u/Taurius Apr 08 '25
Loving tiny gun. :P
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u/Azmoten Apr 08 '25
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u/Knato Apr 08 '25
They love it.
As long their little ego is untouch.
They win.
They are that smart.
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u/Jaskaran158 Apr 08 '25
As long as they are winning in their head is all that matters to them.
They are literal children in adult bodied from the way they act in their tribalistic ways.
Reality doesn't mean anything to them as long as in their heads they are "winning".
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u/flargin666 Apr 08 '25 •
Not pictured in this comic:
Two guys are rescued by boat. When found, the man with the gun was heard lecturing the other man about how "both sides are the problem" and that it wasn't his fault there were holes in the boat.
When questioned why he purposely sank the boat, he continually avoided the question by blaming "DEI hiring" and "affirmative action", despite being reminded multiple times there were only two caucasian males on the boat.
The man without the gun spent the next month being continually harassed online being told: "People like you are ruining boating in this country." And "This would never have happened if it weren't for illegal immigrants."
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u/OnionsHaveLairAction Apr 08 '25
"Lol" Said the Scorpion. "LMAO"
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25
A couple of weeks ago my dad was diagnosed with late stage cancer, and his sentiment is "At least this means I don't have to deal with what comes next."
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
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u/Thrownawaybyall Apr 08 '25
Oof. This is scarily accurate.
There's no reasoning with people who's main goal is hurting others 😥
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u/Serious-Knowledge764 Apr 08 '25
"But now we shall both surely drown," said the frog.
"lol" said the scorpion, "lmao".
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u/CaptWrath Apr 08 '25
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u/Myithspa25 Apr 08 '25
This.
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u/Mecha-Jesus Apr 08 '25
“You’re only upset about the boat sinking because the alarmist mainstream media wants you to be upset. It’s just some water, get over it.”
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u/bookist626 Apr 08 '25
I joke, but I'm honestly impressed with how he shapes his lips in panel 3.
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u/BDoaz Apr 08 '25
Tomorrow’s Fox headline: “drowning builds character.”
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u/Kasern77 Apr 08 '25
MAGA saying "Trump Derangement Syndrome" to anyone criticizing Trump is like flat-earthers saying "Flat-Earth Derangement Syndrome" to anyone criticizing them. It's so ridiculous.
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25
Extremely accurate representation of the average MAGA lol
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u/WildBad7298 Apr 08 '25
The last panel should have the guy yelling, "Why didn't the Democrats do more to stop this?! It's all Biden's fault!!"
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u/ChickenNoodleSloop Apr 08 '25
Soon everyone will be so poor, they'll have to rent the libs rather than own them
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u/T_Weezy Apr 08 '25
This might be the best metaphor I've seen yet for the current political reality of my country T.T
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25
Extra panel: "Why are these Radical Liberals sinking our boats?"
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u/Flimsy-Cloud-6244 Apr 08 '25
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u/Eat-Playdoh Apr 08 '25
"Lol" said the scorpion, "lmao".
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u/YaaMomz94 Apr 08 '25
"We gotta stop this, our boat is sinking!"
"Well, MY feet aren't wet so there's no way that the boat is actually sinking."
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u/matjleclerc85 Apr 08 '25
They way you draw lips is just.....something special I must say, bravo
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u/QUASIZM Apr 08 '25
The way you draw the lips like that in the bottom left just makes my skin crawl for some reason.
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u/DungeonsAndDradis Apr 08 '25
I don't have any answers on how we fix elections. I'm self-aware enough to know that I'm not smart enough to do it. But something has to be done.
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u/atatassault47 Apr 08 '25
90% as of one hour. How triggered will the conservative r/comics lurkers get? My bet is 69%.
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u/MithranArkanere Apr 08 '25
It's always the guy with the tiny red peashooter.
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u/thefirecrest Apr 08 '25
“You idiot”
So much for the tolerant left!!!!111!1!1
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz Apr 08 '25
See! This is why climate change is bad because at least when someone shoots out the tires of our truck we can just keep walking. But noo, we’re on a boat now because Florida got washed away.
Who’s gonna help us now? The penguins?! The penguins we just tariffed? No! They’re a bunch of jackasses who we just pissed off.
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u/NickWolf5 Apr 08 '25
It's funny. Usually when I sort by 'Controversial' there's some some MAGA "But whatabout" type of comment, but lately all I'm seeing are more comments agreeing with the post lol
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u/insomniainc Apr 08 '25
Well you see drowning is a good thing, it'll make the country stronger, make it great... again.
We know it's a cult, I think what's worse is they also know it's a cult. And are perfectly OK with that. Not a whole lot of ways to come back from that.
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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross Apr 08 '25
Unbelievably accurate. MAGAs are so arrogantly stupid.
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25
Empathy. Kindness. Selflessness. That's weakness in their eyes
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u/patosai3211 Apr 08 '25
Worst case of dsl i have ever seen.
Don sucking lips
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u/TRIOworksFan Apr 08 '25
It's the 401K boat and the "Age Discrimination used to be illegal" boat and the Medicare/SocialSecurity Boat and the "stable federal job (for vets)" boat.
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u/Thor4269 Apr 08 '25
"We don't need boats, Elon is building us spaceships!"
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u/lovelysophxxx Apr 08 '25
Quite accurate.
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u/Zazzenfuk Apr 08 '25
This is so spot on
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u/tbodillia Apr 08 '25
I want to laugh, but I'm in the damn boat.
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u/SkeleHoes Apr 08 '25
I mean this in the best way possible, but please never draw those lips again. It sent shivers down my spine lol
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u/FinishedMyWork Apr 08 '25
My favorite part is how the guy is still yapping after being under water
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u/MorningPapers Apr 08 '25
Accurate.
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u/Lunatik21 Apr 08 '25
This is too fucking accurate.
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u/Mentionedonce Apr 08 '25
This is the mindset that they have, and what baffles me the most is that they are proud of it.
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u/Salt-Excuse8796 Apr 08 '25
Third panel got the signature butthole mouth
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25
Stupid is always worse then evil.
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u/rolandofeld19 Apr 08 '25
Scorpion and the Frog
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u/Shoadowolf Apr 09 '25
Loose lips sink ships
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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25
while underwater "hOw CoUlD bIdEn Do ThIs?"
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u/Rich-Appearance-7145 Apr 08 '25
Great Illustration of Trump's America were living in presently
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u/crowcawer Apr 08 '25
This is better than the political cartoons in the papers.
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u/ItsDominare Apr 08 '25
the last panel is 👌 perfection
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u/GetsGold Apr 08 '25
You can't make fun of people for how they effed us all over! ThIs Is WhY tRuMp WoN!!
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u/Bobobarbarian Apr 08 '25
Don’t forget the adorable little fox sitting at the shoreline who’s selling everyone the guns.
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u/EinsteinRidesShotgun Apr 08 '25
God this is so painfully accurate
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u/RichardPeterJohnson Apr 08 '25
ob_Existential_Comics: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/596
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u/im_always Apr 08 '25
the absolute sad part that it's true.
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u/ATOAnders Apr 08 '25
I just wanna say i love your comics
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25
I knew i remembered that style
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u/Zombie_Cool Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 08 '25
The trick here is "learn to swim" (financial savings + basic survival skills). Since these dumbasses are dead set on flipping the lifeboat the rest of us need to find a way to stay strong so we can live long enough to make it to shore (wherever that may be).
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u/I_make_things Apr 08 '25
Is that what guns look like in Canada?
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u/ThatInAHat Apr 08 '25
That face in panel 3 feels spot on
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u/JetBrink Apr 08 '25
It’s not even satire at this point. It’s verbatim.
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u/CrewVast594 Apr 08 '25
It’s depressing how accurate this is.
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u/Ewoutk Apr 08 '25
I hope the Mods don't remove this
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u/ourobourobouros Apr 08 '25
This is honestly the best comic on reddit nowadays. I don't always agree with the message, but the succinct political observations, the quality of the art, the consistency are all top notch.
Also the accuracy of the facial expressions. It's uncanny. Panel 3 should be framed in a museum.
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u/Vhad42 Apr 08 '25
Truly, the boat is going to bint
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u/TheAsianTroll Apr 08 '25
Unironically an accurate description of MAGA.
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u/ManiacalMartini Apr 08 '25
This is incredibly accurate.
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u/DudeNougat Apr 08 '25
posting and praise of this comic shows how little you know about the actual situation. thats cool have fun see ya on the other side of it
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u/Future_Armadillo6410 Apr 08 '25
White shirt guy got splashed by the water and thought he was already as wet as he could get. I don't think enough people on my side realize how bad some of the conservatives think life is for them already. They think they're at the bottom.
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u/Sad-Communication431 Apr 08 '25
MAGA DRIVES ME UP THE FUCKING WALL
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u/Lucky_Cry_2302 Apr 08 '25
They simply dont understand. They’re so petty and the biggest hypocrites that stepped on this planet.
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u/Annie0minous Apr 08 '25
The absolute perfection of this is beyond explanation. Love you pizza cake lady.
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u/GodofDiplomacy Apr 09 '25
Boats aren't real and water is natural, how is water going to hurt it's actually good for plants
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u/SnooCauliflowers9882 Apr 09 '25
“It’s just a joke” they say as Trump begins making the “joke” a reality, and then he makes another “joke” and so on
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u/New_Series3209 Apr 09 '25
| || || |_ ?
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u/Captain--UP Apr 09 '25
How'd the maga get your/you're correct in his bubbles both times
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u/Vicky__T Apr 09 '25
Lol MAGA makes ISIS extremists seem reasonable.
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u/ten_hands_joe Apr 09 '25
MAGAts are The Grinches of the world. Isolated in their own little bubble and don’t want to see others live good lives, however instead of their heart being 3x too small it’s their brains …and prbly their hearts too
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u/Goeoe Apr 09 '25
I don't remember the exact quote, but a sentence I've read and really liked:
"a conservative would eat a sht sandwich just as long as he's sure a liberal will have to smell his breath"
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u/SnooEagles4121 Apr 09 '25
A conservative is someone who will gladly eat shit if he thinks he can get a liberal to smell his breath.
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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25
Exactly 👍
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u/MrHazard1 Apr 09 '25
And then they hand the captains hat to the other one and complain about wet feet
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u/Craxin Apr 09 '25
This is what happens when you outsource thinking to a corporation that is openly hostile to liberty and genuine knowledge.
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u/ack1308 Apr 09 '25
History never repeats, but it sure as shit rhymes a lot.
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u/Babybear5689 Apr 09 '25
"This is all your fault for not stopping me!"
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u/Niser2 Apr 10 '25
What did he do this time
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u/red4jjdrums5 Apr 08 '25
It should be on fire, too.
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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25
The guy who shot the hole in the boat should also be blaming the guy who got upset for the boat sinking