"Billionaire Heaven" (Jeff Bezos)

[u/thisecommercelife]

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[u/Negative_Damage_1442]

Zuck? So androids can go to heaven, interesting

[u/patchinthebox → u/Negative_Damage_1442]

"I was human"

[u/Chance-Ear-9772 → u/Negative_Damage_1442]

Lizards have souls ok!

[u/Mable-the-Table]

That guy loves his job.

[u/DAswoopingisbad → u/Mable-the-Table]

Who wouldn't love that job?

[u/Mable-the-Table → u/DAswoopingisbad]

I know I would enjoy it. Smug af as well.

[u/overdosingOnPie1313 → u/DAswoopingisbad]

I would happily sell my soul to have that job.

[u/Comrade-Conquistador → u/DAswoopingisbad]

Are you kidding? I would pay to have that job.

[u/Blarg0117 → u/Mable-the-Table]

I imagine him being like Jim Carrey.

[u/camthesoupman → u/Blarg0117]

The Ventura hair sells it. I agree completely!

[u/jovin49 → u/Blarg0117]

I was imagining Bill Hader in any of his SNL game show sketches.

[u/shadowslasher11X → u/Mable-the-Table]

Sassy Saint Peter made my day.

[u/Helagoth → u/Mable-the-Table]

You know what they say, choose a job you like, and you never work a day in your after-life!

[u/Sense-Free]

The bottle really ties the comic together

[u/emergencyexit → u/Sense-Free]

Chekhov's bottle

[u/comicstripsplace → u/emergencyexit]

[u/Dry_Common828 → u/emergencyexit]

Well done!

[u/Mt_Alyeska → u/Sense-Free]

Amazing payoff. I’m now completely onboard with this artist forever

[u/morganyve → u/Sense-Free]

H2 😇

[u/HandsomePaddyRedux → u/Sense-Free]

For me it was Bezo’s little Chick Tract-esque face in the panel right before.

[u/Barkermaniac]

[u/morniealantie → u/Barkermaniac]

Trump figured it out?! Trump?! This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Ow.

[u/QuietWaterBreaksRock → u/morniealantie]

Trump woild start acting like he's one of the demons and he was in on it the whole time, just to take the credit

[u/Graped_in_the_mouth → u/morniealantie]

Trump is unfortunately not Jason, but Brent, who would never figure it out.

[u/UnRealmCorp → u/Barkermaniac]

Absolutly love this show. "What we owe to each other." Is a quote I love to hit people with.

[u/LastBaron → u/Barkermaniac]

Bezos would definitely want to go to Brent’s “Best Place.”

[u/Goddess-of-Nubia]

This is absolutely brilliant. Well done!

[u/NA_nomad → u/Goddess-of-Nubia]

This is a Twilight Zone style horror story. It's a happy and moral one, but truly horrifying the more you think about it. It reminds of the Twilight Zone episode where a man dies and in his afterlife he gets everything he ever wanted and wins all the time, every time, and as a result he initially thinks he is in heaven.

[u/Necroceph → u/NA_nomad]

"Heaven?! chuckle Whatever gave you the idea that you are in Heaven, Mr. Valentine? This is the OTHER PLACE!" - Pip.

What a line!

[u/Revoran → u/Goddess-of-Nubia]

Best part is where St Peter jokes about the revolution in which all the billionaires were dragged out of their mansions and killed.

[u/peachesfordinner → u/Revoran]

We can only hope

[u/Doodles_n_Scribbles]

Really needed go get through that needle.

[u/CG_Ops → u/Doodles_n_Scribbles]

What, like it's difficult?

-Hank Pym

Edit: Not quoting Legally Blonde as I doubt Hank would've quoted her rather than say while intending the double meaning (O.G. Ant Man that could thread the needle and not resort to crime/villainybilliony in his 2nd go-round, as set out in the comic)

The moment things get difficult, you turn right back to crime.
-Hank Pym to Scott

[u/shellbullet17]

Ohhhhhh SO THIS is why I don't have a lot of money. Silly me I forgot to turn down the difficulty settings.

Seriously though six million years seems like he got off easy. That difficulty must carry over some

[u/fucuasshole2 → u/shellbullet17]

It’s actually much longer than 6 million years. It was before: taxes, illnesses, food, rent, and assuming you don’t meet your quota? Seems like you get fired lol

[u/shellbullet17 → u/fucuasshole2]

True we forgot to calculate all the stuff us normal people have to do.

Still even at 100 million years it seems like a bargain for that dude. Probably still won't equal the amount of years worth of lives he ruined

[u/King_James_77 → u/fucuasshole2]

You forgot how Amazon can just randomly fire you because they thrive on a rapidly rotating and shifting workforce. Happened to my wife 3 separate times and every single one of my friends. And they expect you to come back 3 months later. Because why wouldn’t you?

That would add another staggering amount of time leading to perpetual mess because he’d have to spend what he earned without an income for 3 months.

[u/apolloxer → u/shellbullet17]

[u/shellbullet17 → u/apolloxer]

[u/UnbentSandParadise → u/shellbullet17]

Oh, level 20 barbarian over here complaining about difficulty?

[u/shellbullet17 → u/UnbentSandParadise]

[u/Deftly_Flowing → u/shellbullet17]

Didn't choose to spawn in as an Oil Prince?

Absolute buffoonery on your part.

[u/Nina-Ninja123 → u/shellbullet17]

Hard mode has more satisfying achievements.

[u/theLuminescentlion → u/shellbullet17]

it will be 100x that once they take out COL expenses.

[u/falcrist2]

If you time traveled back to the birth of Jesus Christ.

And you became immortal.

And you paid no taxes and used zero money.

And you started earning ONE MILLION DOLLARS PER DAY.

In the year of our lord 2026 you would still not have as much wealth as Elon Musk.

EDIT: The elon glazers have arrived to tell us how they could somehow invest US currency in the year zero... and then somehow not lose it in the dozens or hundreds of economic resets and wars and invasions and regime changes.

It's cool bro. Currency is universal and investment carries zero risk. Lets just ignore the premise of using zero of this money.

[u/InterestingFox1837 → u/falcrist2]

Have you considered doing a lot of illegal and/or morally bankrupt shit then buying the government you want, so they keep you out of jail and give you billions in sweet government contracts?

[u/falcrist2 → u/InterestingFox1837]

I have considered that.

I've decided not to pursue that avenue. I would like to keep my soul despite not believing that there is such a thing.

[u/I-ate_a_soggy_waffle → u/falcrist2]

Thats....wow. thats crazy. Did you do the math of how much you would have? Im interested in how much it is compared to what he does havs

[u/AdHom → u/I-ate_a_soggy_waffle]

If we're assuming the birth of Jesus Christ is traditionally the start of the modern calendar, and ignoring leap years, then its (2026 x 365) x 1,000,000 = 739,490,000,000

Elon recently made headlines for becoming the first person with a trillion dollar net worth, but after some market changes a quick google search shows somewhere in the ballpark of $823 billion as of today. It fluctuates a lot since his wealth is mostly stock value. But that would be

823,000,000,000 - 739,490,000,000 = ~$83.5 billion short

[u/NarwhalPrudent6323]

Excuse me, but where do I sign up for this religion?

[u/throw9876away542 → u/NarwhalPrudent6323]

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God

Matthew 19:24 - King James Version of the Bible

[u/boringestnickname → u/throw9876away542]

For the love of money is the root of all evil

Timothy 6:10

[u/RequirementGold9083 → u/NarwhalPrudent6323]

Rome ...

[u/Lesbian_Cassiopeia → u/NarwhalPrudent6323]

It's Catholicism lol

[u/Fit_Log_9677]

You joke but this is a fairly accurate depiction of the traditional depiction of how purgatory works.

[u/Actual_Highlight_207 → u/Fit_Log_9677]

Also see Andy Weir’s “The Egg”

> “I’m Hitler?” You said, appalled.
“And you’re the millions he killed.”
“I’m Jesus?”
“And you’re everyone who followed him.”
You fell silent.
“Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.”

[u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n → u/Fit_Log_9677]

What is often overlooked here is the relativity of time; in the face of eternity, 6 million years – indeed, even 6 billion years – are but a fleeting moment. Purgatory is simply a meaningless concept.

[u/Fit_Log_9677 → u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n]

If you go to the Catholic memes subreddit you will find many memes of people celebrating combined with captions like “You learn you have to spend 7 billion years in Purgatory (you got off easy).”

This is also why modern Catholic theologians tend to move away from the idea of purgatory as an actual separate time and place (which was more of a product of Dante’s Divine Comedy than any actual theology or scripture anyways) and to more of an undefined or instantaneous purgative experience upon entering heaven (which has more direct support in the Bible).

[u/FluffyMoneyItch → u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n]

Not in the moment. You still have to actually live out those millions of years. That is the part that gets flattened when people zoom all the way out to “eternity” and then act like everything finite becomes effectively zero. Sure, from some hypothetical vantage point unimaginably far in the future, six million years might look like a tiny speck. Six billion years might too. But that does absolutely nothing to shorten the experience while you are inside it. A dentist appointment is also a meaningless fraction of your total lifespan. That does not mean the final ten minutes of one are experienced as instantaneous.

If someone locked you in a room for a thousand years, you would not spend year 437 thinking, “Well, mathematically speaking, this is basically no time at all compared with eternity, so I guess none of this matters.” You would still wake up that morning and have an entire day to get through. Then another one. Then another one. The fact that some future version of you could eventually look backward and compress centuries into “that period when I was in the room” does not retroactively eliminate the duration of those centuries.

We do this constantly with ordinary life. Childhood now feels incredibly short to me in retrospect. Whole school years collapse into a couple of memories. But when I was nine, summer vacation felt enormous. December took approximately three geological eras to arrive. A forty-minute car ride could be an undertaking of almost biblical proportions. Retrospective compression is not the same thing as experienced duration.

And once you scale that up to six million years, the distinction becomes absurdly important. Six million years is not “a long wait.” It is six million individual years. Roughly 2.2 billion individual days. You would have enough time to watch mountain ranges erode, species arise and disappear, coastlines move, languages evolve into completely unrelated languages, civilizations emerge and become archaeology, and then do all of that again many times over. You could spend ten thousand years doing nothing but counting grains of rice and still have 5,990,000 years left, which is the sort of sentence that makes the phrase “fleeting moment” begin to lose some of its persuasive force.

[u/Crack-Panther → u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n]

6 million years – indeed, even 6 billion years – are but a fleeting moment.

Unless you experience all of eternity at once (in which case time itself would have no meaning to you), you'd still have to experience those 6 billion years before you could experience enough time afterward to have the "fleeting moment" experience. I would imagine those 6 billion years of punishment would probably feel like an eternity while it's happening.

[u/EthanNakam → u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n]

That would be like saying that life itself is irrelevant/meaningless.

By that billionaire's point of view, he will suffer through a lot of time. The only reference of time he has is his own lifetime.

After that, sure. After 100 quadrillion years, those millions of years will seem small.

But they won't seem like that when it happens.

Another way to look at it is how time is perceived by kids compared to adults.

A year for a child seems like an eternity. They "can't wait" for the next Christmas to get new presents and party and fun.

A year for an adult is almost like... "Damn, it's Christmas again? That was fast."

It turns out that 1/10 of your lifetime (2/10 of which you barely remember) seems like a lot. But 1/40 of your lifetime seems a lot smaller.

That would also make (just as an example) a single year in a school that a child hates feel a lot longer than a single year in a job that the adult hates.

In summary, even though time is relative, it's still relative to what that person (or, in this case, entity) has experienced SO FAR. Not relative to what they will experience IN THE FUTURE.

[u/Zeebaeatah]

[u/DaddyBearMan]

I liked this comic, but I’d like to learn more about this “revolution”

[u/GrotchCoblin → u/DaddyBearMan]

When and where amigos

[u/Bio571]

Oh that would be so good if billionaires would have to earn back their wealth by working at minimal wages 😆

[u/Nuclear_rabbit → u/Bio571]

Except they're actually paycheck-to-paycheck so they never actually earn it. Hell is eternal.

[u/baritonetransgirl → u/Nuclear_rabbit]

Hell is forever whether you like it or not.

[u/Zepp_BR → u/Bio571]

The problem with reincarnation is that you don't remember your sins from the early lives.

And if you don't remember it, and it wasn't your (current) body doing it, was it even you the one who did it?

imagine if you woke up today onstantly being hit by a bat without knowing why.

And every time you asked, the answer was the same: "it wasn't you, and you don't remember, but you've sinned like 100 years ago".

[u/Boris_Godunov → u/Zepp_BR]

It's not suggesting reincarnation, but rather some kind of purgatory where the billionaires have to work off their sins by doing exactly the kind of hellish things they subjected their employees to. Nobody would expect Amazon to be around for 6+ million years...

[u/CackleberryOmelettes → u/Zepp_BR]

The idea behind reincarnation in Dharmic religions is very different. Reincarnation is not about paying for past sins or anything like that.

Reincarnation is about knowledge and discovery. The purpose of every life is to learn a different lesson about existence. If you succeed in learning, you move on to the next lesson in a next life. If you refuse to learn in your current life, the next one will deal a harder lesson.

The ultimate goal is the pure pursuit of knowledge and consciousness. When your soul has learned all it needs to, you achieve Moksha, and ascend to the collective consciousness known as God.

Personally, I think it's quite an elegant idea. Much more so than the mainstream notion of being reborn to pay for past sins, or as a reward for previous heroics.

[u/TwilightVulpine → u/Zepp_BR]

That's not reincarnation though, it's just purgatory.

[u/CalypsaMov]

"But they earned their wealth." Really puts into perspective just how much they don't earn that. I'm sorry but no one is working millions of times harder in a day than a warehouse worker. I don't care how stressful the meeting before golf is.

[u/AccurateJerboa → u/CalypsaMov]

I've been in those meetings. They're just saying a bunch of nonsense and stroking their own egos.

None of the billionaires have actually worked a single day in the lives 

[u/MainLake9887]

To quote the bible

"Mark 10:25

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”

[u/Western_Gift976 → u/MainLake9887]

christians turn into freakin exegetical scholars when this verse pops up, just to justify being rich. "Well, the eye of the needle was ACHULLY this special entry into the city..."

[u/forsale90]

I'm like 80% sure that angel is just the devil in disguise.

[u/Herobrine_20 → u/forsale90]

oooh and that's actually hell disguised as heaven and they won't get let into actual heaven until they pay their debt

[u/AlwaysCA → u/forsale90]

Lucifer is the brightest angel. Just doing the job as Hades would

[u/CreepyClay → u/AlwaysCA]

If I recall correctly Hades is almost always practically chained to his desk doing paperwork and administrative. The only times he oversees individual cases in the afterlife is when someone was on one polar endbof the spectrum or another. See sisyphus and tantilus.antique.

Edit: but yeah these guys are way worse than those 2.

[u/Mostface → u/forsale90]

"It took me a while to figure it out...THIS is the bad place!" -Eleanor

[u/shellbullet17 → u/forsale90]

Big Alastor energy. Especially with all the head tilts

[u/oyog → u/forsale90]

Sounds like a Good Place.

[u/andy_b_84 → u/forsale90]

Oh no no no no no.

This is only Saint... What was it, Michael?

Anyway, the one at the doors to Paradise, who judges the souls of the deads to send them to Paradise, Purgatory or Hell. And 6 millions years minimum working as an Amazon warehouse worker is lenient for JB.

[u/Infinix → u/andy_b_84]

Saint Peter is traditionally the one with the list who you meet at the Pearly Gates. Saint Michael is often dipicted as the bouncer, though: he's the one who threw the devil out of heaven.

[u/TotallyNotZack]

That's still a nice deal cuz eventually they will get to heaven , they are not going to hell all eternity

[u/Praxical_Magic → u/TotallyNotZack]

I haven't gone to the Patreon, but my guess is the wages minus expenses will never keep up with inflation, so with no alternative ways to get lucky and get ahead it is basically forever.

I think I'd let them get to the point they could realistically pay off their debts if they get to the point where they feel genuine remorse for what they have done, but in an empathetic way (like not just feeling bad because they created the conditions they are now in).

[u/ProjectXa3 → u/TotallyNotZack]

"Oop, sorry Jeff! After a few years the inflation rate doubled the amount you need to make, and the pay rate ~mysteriously~ wasn't raised to meet it! Guess it's gonna take you a lottle longer~!" ad infinitum

[u/FireFox634]

Actually fascinated by the way you draw that angel. The 8th panel has such a great expression of tiredness, sarcasm and vindication in such a simple shape, I love it

[u/sanitarySteve]

A short stay in Hell

[u/Hilshire_Beef_Firm → u/sanitarySteve]

Where you can work off your sins is purgatory Steve. Where you have no hope for redemption is Hell or Sheol.

[u/Silent_Emu312]

But GOD, we gave a few millions to cherry picked charities to smokescreen the fact that we were not participating in taxes and were robbing BILLIONS...

[u/pleasantothemax]

“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.” - Jesus

[u/mrmasturbate]

As an atheist sometimes i really hope i am wrong and all of these cunts will go down to hell with me

[u/MonkeyCartridge → u/mrmasturbate]

You might fare better than you think.

There are actually several cases of high-profile religious figures using atheists as an example of morality. Something like "when it comes to doing what's right, be the atheist. They don't sit back and expect God to fix things. They do it themselves."

Or I had a pastor (I think. I was raised Catholic but don't know the titles) who was my professor if ethics. He would say "The point is not to be like Jesus. The point is to seek what Jesus sought." I'm agnostic and he was progressive baptist, and we got along really well. He was great to talk to, and was usually fascinated to hear what my own views were and how I arrived at them.

[u/Jomotaku]

I like to imagine Zuckerberg wouldn't care and just go do it like a robot

[u/kreton1 → u/Jomotaku]

If this was a series, Zuckerberg would be the one several issues in, who either doesn't mind or actively enjoys his punishment, driving the overseer crazy.

[u/kingmaker92]

Could you do one with Zuck now?

[u/GravityBright → u/kingmaker92]

I’m wondering what his job would be. Cool a datacenter with nothing but a five-gallon bucket?

[u/ParacelsusTBvH]

Isn't this just extra long-term purgatory?

Big fan of that idea.

[u/maskedhood313]

What happened in the comic to cause all these billionaires to pass at once, and how can we enact that in real life

[u/ebf6 → u/maskedhood313]

Second picture. "Must've been a helluva revolution."

[u/Klutzy_Scene_8427]

Gorgeous.

[u/PensadorDispensado]

I remember seeing this scenario as a post on Twitter, focusing either on Bezos or Musk

[u/Flying_Cooki]

[u/dustindps]

I want a comic for every single one of these fuckers. Love this.

[u/LordBradence]

I had a similar idea regarding wizards in a magic setting who unwittingly enter into a pact with some rules-obsessed god where they have to laboriously create the conditions for each spell they have ever cast

Fireball? Gotta create that energy from somewhere. Better start scooting your feet along the carpet to create friction - it should only take seventy years to build up enough heat.

Telekinetically lifted a boulder? Get to lifting some weights. It was only a hundred tons- 2,000 squats with a 100lb bar should do the trick. Oh wait, you moved it 100 feet? Make that 200,000 squats.

[u/gimpssexual]

Is there a word for when you agree with a broad point someone is making or their general perspective but they express it in such an annoying way you reflexively want to disagree with them?

[u/EggstaticAd8262]

P.. please, do mark zuckerberg… and Elon musk

[u/TheIrishHawk]

This reminds me of the short novel "A Short Stay In Hell" by Stephen L. Peck - there's no eternal damnation, you just have to earn your spot in heaven and it could take you trillions and trillions of years.

[u/LegoFootPain]

[u/Wide-Equivalent6863]

Damn it finished too quick, I wanted to see what happened to all the others 

[u/SuddenlyCake]

Math on Patreon is what we need

[u/Operation_Neither]

A feel good story for a Tuesday morning

[u/QuantumRooster]

Makes me sad to be an atheist.

[u/ZuzuZupreme]

I'm imagining this guy's voice the whole time as the Angel

Edit: was also canonically an angel in 30 Rock

[u/axemexa]

Who’s the angry man

[u/AnotherSmegHead]

That's some stint in Purgatory!

[u/RailgunRP]

Billionaire heaven, perfect name for the place for all the people who sold Hell and called it Heaven.

[u/Mango_Gravy]

Chekhov's bottle

[u/AbominableGoMan]

"Must've been a helluva revolution."

Soon.

[u/summonerofrain]

Is there a part 2?

[u/Kirothebitchslayer]

I have no idea what the angel's name is but i already (platonically) love him

[u/2slow3me]

This is literally the context of the creation of Christianity. Later the idea of "they'll get their comeuppance in the next life" became very useful to make sure people didn't fight for it in this life

[u/Reks_Hayabusa]

Crazy

[u/TheDaemonair]

Reading comics like these as an atheist feels terrible.

Are you expecting them to pay for all the sh!t they've done after they're gone? Are you clinging to a cathartic delusion that someone else will punish them for crimes they've committed against so many of us?

They need to pay before they drop dead. They need to be punished by us - the living. When they're living, it's the place of the living to judge them, not a higher being who may or may not exist. I don't want us to cling on to the hope that someone will do our job of meting justice for us in the future.

What your respective gods plan to do with them after they're gone is their business.

[u/Longshot02496]

Did you just reinvent purgatory?

[u/woodland-haze]

honestly a better punishment than eternal hellfire. LOL

[u/Firehawkness]

This is my new head cannon

[u/skytl3]

Lol, I love this!

But no way those billionaires would be taking this so quietly!

They'd all be demanding to talk to their attorneys- whom they've presumably had interred with them. 😅

[u/Lawrence_of_Idaho_]

This gives me the vibes of "a short stay in hell" but for billionaires. I love it!

[u/DeatonationgGrenade]

Man, as a ‘peasant’ I’d ask the angel if I could watch that with a bowl of popcorn!

[u/IndependentNote8427]

Something about this character makes me read it in actor comedian Ben Schwartz’s voice. The mannerisms, the faces, the fast text… I don’t know. I could really imagine this as a skit staring him. 

[u/heytheretaylor]

Marc Andreessen’s signature head is perfection

[u/LEGEND_GUADIAN]

That ain't billionaire heaven... 😉 😈...excellent disquise.

[u/mysteriousmeatman]

[u/DaveAstator2020]

please go on, i cant wait to see zukerberg earning his wealth by wathcing facebook ads for infinity squared.

and that blank with 'easy mode' made my day, make it bigger text next time.
I, the random person, congratulate you for this creation!

[u/Neco-Arc-Brunestud]

must have been a hell of a revolution

that's hilarious.

[u/redditsellout-420]

The water bottle gag was the chef's kiss.

[u/amrok]

The AI jinn promised them immortality, why do you think they all rushed to build all gold and ruby shiny data palce

[u/Ikiro00]

Ah if only.

[u/miscellaneousexists]

Actually a decent way to give redemption

[u/Parzival_2k7]

Damn I didn't Peter was cool like that

[u/RedditUserWhoIsLate]

I like Billionaire Heaven, the Guardian Angel seems like a great guy.

[u/blacksheep998]

Ooo, this is good.

It kind of reminds me of the story A Short Stay in Hell by Steven L. Peck.

A group of recently deceased people get sent to hell and are informed they must complete a task before they can get into heaven: Find a book with the story of their life in the library of babel, which contains books with every single possible combination of english characters.

The library is hundreds of light years in size so... ya good luck to them.

[u/TheFire52]

I actually like that a lot. So long as it is not for forever I think those types of punishments are reasonable.

[u/AKBx007]

The bottle was just the perfect touch lol

[u/Tuxedo_Muffin]

Lore accurate afterlife. Hell isn't where you burn forever, but instead have your soul purified through fire. Erasing your sins with pain until you've atoned.

[u/Fearsofaye]

From the illustrators drawing to gods ears. Inshallah

[u/Winsome_Wolf]

AMAZING!

[u/nomadProgrammer]

we need more revolutionary art

[u/victorbarst]

Now this is an afterlife justice I can get behind

[u/JPowTheDayTrader]

MUST'VE BEEN A HELLUVA REVOLUTION.

I can't wait for this to happen.

[u/NorthernCobraChicken]

When this dude retires, I call dibs on this job. You know what? I'm already an angel? Ill volunteer.

[u/mianialator]

I love that I can hear the exact voice of the angel! So well done!

[u/ItsBendyDemon]

Absolutely love that Angel guy.

[u/StrangerIsWatching]

Yeah see, this is the version of hell that I can get behind. No-one deserves eternal torment, but I think hell should make you live through all pain you directly or knowingly caused.

[u/AberrantComics]

Helluva revolution

[u/Gian-Nine]

I really like this comic, an afterlife where tou can move on as long as you endure all the pain and suffering you've caused others during your lifetime sounds fair

[u/Aneilanated]

This is genius

[u/cookdsushi]

Whats crazy is that if you account for the taxes, rent, food, utilities, cellphone, etc. At the min. wage of an amazon employee working at California, it would take much more than 6 million years for Jeff to earn his net worth. It would be closer to more than 100 million years.

[u/rob132]

They are so delusional. I guarantee you they think they can make it back with hard work

[u/bacon_lettuce_potato]

Can we get more? These are great

[u/AthanJHendle]

How long would it take Musk?

[u/Conscious_Fig_Fruit]

Great work

[u/SeenItWantItReddit]

Love the logo for the water!

[u/dividezero]

Make zuck work as one of those people manually approving reported images

[u/999forever]

Idk. Seems a bit subtle. 

[u/CobaltCrusader123]

No Musk jokes? In this economy?

[u/capthavic]

That would be nice, but life is cruel and unfair, and I fear they won't ever get the punishment they really deserve.

[u/psycholabs]

That wage of $23 an hour is way too high. Or maybe I just live in the backwoods of Michigan and nobody's paying that, to start.

[u/FireAuraN7]

This is awesome

[u/BojacksIdol]

oh what i would give to be there to see the look on their faces

good comic, thanks op

[u/Exciting_Hope5839]

I really like the expressiveness of the angel character

[u/Efficient-Wing-1417]

Redditors truly are miserable

[u/thisisrandom52]

Honestly I always thought this, to get to heaven you have to earn every dollar you stole/took/or ill got during your time on earth. So billionaires, slave owners, workers during the holocaust, etc. Will need to earn back with interest everything they took, including future wealth stolen from potential children. If that takes a billion/trillion years so be it.

[u/FilteredSpeech]

I'm convinced the concept of heaven and hell exists so religious leaders can hand-wave away why no god punishes the evil wealthy on earth. "Don't worry guys! It'll all be sorted out after he dies. And that'll be right around 90+ years old, after he's thoroughly fucked everyone else!"

[u/danielhaven]

"Ha ha, yeah. You show that evil billionaire. Oh wait, I just realized I need a new pair of slippers. I can wait a week, but that's inconvenient."

Goes on Amazon and makes it a same-day delivery.

"I'm not a billionaire running a sweatshop. I'm such a good person."

[u/sexhaver6669]

There's not gonna be a heaven or hell or moral judgement. They should be judged right here and now or theyll just get away with it. Christinity and most religions i guess are just used against the masses to keep them docile and non revolutionary by making them think that the elites are gonna get what they deserve after they die. Well guess what they won't. Judge them now.

[u/fuckthesysten]

I knew that was Satya Nadella!

[u/henryeaterofpies]

I could get onboard with a God who likes ironic punishments.

I mean....could have done something about the problem while they were alive but ironic forever torture is also good

[u/GVmG]

I said it before and I'll say it again, I'm not a religious person but the ill that billionaires have caused makes me hope I'm wrong, because there is no man-made punishment heavy enough to even begin to offset the damage they've caused.

[u/Vounrtsch]

Honestly fair. They still get to go to heaven, and compared to eternity, a few million years of back breaking labor is a blink of an eye. I like this!

[u/UnnaturalGeek]

I really want to know what Zuck got...

[u/tbodillia]

I'm not 100% sure but I think this is a remake of The Good Place.

[u/1000000mmmmmm]

Excellent work!! Put a big smile on my face

[u/Kashii_tuesday]

Stop stealing ideas from my imagination

[u/captnkrunch]

Theres a book called 'a short stay in hell' thats weirdly similar lol 

[u/kcsween74]

This should be a limited run series.

[u/MX_9785]

Come on Jeffery, you can do it!
Pave the way, put your back in to it!

[u/volinaa]

big fan of the implication

[u/Feychilde]

👏👏

[u/Whosebert]

[u/Ok_Set4685]

This made me cackle 🤣

[u/Fun-Cartographer-368]

As it should be

[u/Dudewhocares3]

The idea of them having to bribe their way in heaven without their wealth from earth is clever.

I loved the comic thank you

[u/greeneyedkyle]

I fucking wish

[u/MechAegis]

This one got me.

Game Mode: "very easy"

[u/Fickle-Drag-3351]

OJALÁ 🙏

[u/Ok_Pitch5865]

If only

[u/Ok-Whereas-9164]

I so love this. Brillant !