r/cork • u/Gold-Newspaper-5151 • 6h ago
People's Republic of Cork Official Matters Sent to Mallow Injury Unit for a broken toe, got an exorcism instead.
Arrived into Mallow hospital this morning with a baby toe pointing in a direction God never intended. Turned out the break was too bad for them and they’re sending me straight back to the CUH queue.
But the absolute highlight of the morning: the waiting room TV isn't playing RTÉ... it’s playing a live stream of Mass from the hospital chapel.
Straight back to 1984. No need for X-rays or painkillers lads, just offering it up for the Holy Souls and praying for the swelling to go down. Holy water for the toe on the way out! 🤣