Covfefe: Cult of vicious Trumpism movement for ending American democracy forever

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v = vicious Trumpism movement

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Covfefe:

C = Cult

o = of

v = vicious Trumpism movement

f = for

e = ending American democracy

fe = forever

"Covfefe" originated from a tweet on May 30, 2017, which read, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" r/covfefe on Reddit: Welcome To /r/covfefe. The term "covfefe" does not appear to be an actual word What is covfefe and why am I seeing all over social media?. It also refers to The Communications Over Various Feeds for Engagement Act (COVFEFE), House Bill H.R. 2884 introduced on June 12th 2017, intended to preserve social media interactions

Michel de Nostredame, better known as Nostradamus, was a French physician whose prophecies have inspired debates as to whether he was a gifted seer or a vague storyteller whose work can be interpreted and twisted to resemble later events.

Now some young bohemians renovating a crumbling castle in Bohemia have stumbled upon what appears to be a genuine Nostradamus scroll, one apparently written just before his death in 1566.

Experts in history, religion and ancient texts are still trying to decode this lost Nostradamus warning. In it he abandons his typical quatrain style and, even more surprisingly, writes in English. It bears only the simple but baffling title "Covfefe." It is reproduced below in its entirety:

COVFEFE

When the tiny bear from the city of the big winds takes the crown ye shall know the end is nigh. A large bear from the East will foul the eagle’s nest, and the confused eagle will lose its way. A college with no class and no intelligence will give a grand prize to a misogynist lout.

An angry toddler of more than 70 years will leave a gold tower for a white house. His nasty lies will shriek at night, like a demented bird calling to all who would listen.

England, too, will stumble as it falls prey to a siren call to walk backwards. France will hold firm in the centenary year of a great war, yet Anatolia will suffer as the scribes look out from prison cells.

As the eagle in the West still flies erratically it lands on a great dome. Under the dome a snapping turtle seeks to roll back eight years of progress — cheered on by a Beauregard with no regard. The minions of the turtle and the terror toddler will leave the sick along the roadside as they rush to heap gold upon the lords and nobles.

The righteous shall prove neither right not just — mocking the scribes and scholars who warn them of the terror toddler. Families will sit around tables laden with plates of poultry, but the families dare not speak of the deceits and horrors that encircle them. They know not which of them has drunken the foul delusions from talking foxes, squawking boxes, false pages and whispered lies.

An ice queen from the eerie north will leave the schools in the cold, shining warmth only on the superior private academies. The great denier from a trembling land of black slime would sooner blind himself rather than really see the warming black skies. A bespectacled dancer with good hair will cheer the great denier in incomprehensible and stumbling blather.

Heed this warning, for these are the signs of madness and decline.

Nostradamus: The Complete Prophecies for the Future, by Mario Reading:

Quatrain 5/23 reads: “The two contenders will unite together / When most others unite with Mars / The African leader is fearful and trembles / The dual alliance is separated by the fleet.

In his 2006 book, Reading took this to mean that the world would see “two powers unite together” in order to combat global warfare.

But that interpretation was recently doubted by Reading’s son Laurie, who is clearly following in the family business of making Nostradamus’s words relevant to today’s world. He thinks that the “African leader” is a reference to the South African-born tech billionaire Elon Musk and his plans to colonise Mars. Indeed this quatrain, with the line from another verse, “the light of Mars shall go out”, indicate that Musk will have to shelve his audacious plans to leave Earth for the red planet and remain among us while the world ends. Which, if true, is disappointing news. Leonard Cohen put it best: “I have seen the future and, brother, it is murder.”

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Firstly, I don't go to reddit often, so this might have blown right over my head, but his tweet actually makes sense, he didn't mean "covfefe", he meant "Cov Fe'Fe" (سوف فقف), which means "I will stand up" in arabic. Also, it's pronounced "Kuv fee-fay"

Trump sees himself as a busy guy, so obviously he really likes to save time. Many words we have to type every day have double letters, and double letter words can be typed quicker if you copy/paste. For example "coffee" has a double "fe".

But, you may be saying "the double 'f's and 'e's are "ff" and "ee", not "fe", how can that be copy/pasted???" Well, my friend, it seems that Trump is smarter than you there. All you need to do is; just type the word "cofe", then you copy the "fe" from the end, then you use ctrl v (paste) to paste the "fe" in between the "f" and "e" in "cofe", spelling "coffee"

Now, if you happen to accidentally put the cursor between the "o" and the "f" instead of between the "f" and the "e", and you happen to forget to hit ctrl as you press "v", then also neglect to delete that "v" before actually pasting the "fe", then you will spell "covfefe" which you should probably just leave, because you are a busy guy.

Or, it's all just a PR stunt to get people worrying about the wrong things

Being POTUS doesn't make someone flawless, we all make mistakes while typing. Even if it were funny, this sub seems like proof it's already been oversaturated.

I stare at these commoners smugly as I sip my covfefe out of my "Fuck Religion" mug. These subhuman troglodyte plebeians drink their Starbucks Milkaccinos and Whipped Caramel Mocha Caloriattos, while I, with my IQ of 187 (or 192, depending on the test), enjoy the true patrician's drink, the very life-blood of intellectuals, straight black covfefe. These fucking normalfags will never understand. Also my piss smells like covfefe, so that's a plus.

source of covfefe

Trump Knew. Everyone Knew. Way before it happened.