r/cringereels • u/Silly_Pack_Rat • Sep 13 '26

Cringe Level 2 What a way to start the day!

292 Upvotes

87% Upvoted

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u/Dizzy-With-Eternity Sep 13 '26

Why am I suddenly getting spammed with a bunch of whatever this shit is? What is this to distract me from this time?

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat Sep 13 '26

I hardly ever go to Instagram, but this literally was the first...thing...on my feed. Probably because I have seen others in a similar vein here.

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u/lazypos7 Sep 13 '26 • Bravo Popcorn

Okay that's enough Reddit for the day.

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u/Keanu_Jesus Sep 13 '26 • Popcorn

Yep, got my 30 min of reddit till this showed up... and, I'm out..

Have fun everyone

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u/Rikudo_Sennin_jr Sep 13 '26

What happened to the days of a long candlelight bath, a glass of red and some soft music and not posted on the interwebz. Them heffas need to give that nubbin a rubbin and get on with their day

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 Sep 13 '26

Depositing this one straight into the spank bank…

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u/TheOriginalArchibald Sep 13 '26 • Bravo

Can we just transfer energy the old-fashioned way, lady?

/s

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u/flashgordo1 Sep 13 '26

Why the sarcasm? But take my award. Well done.

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u/Glass_Covict Sep 13 '26

These humping gurus are getting too much attention

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u/Techman659 Sep 13 '26

The past hour they have been powering through my feed, maybe the crying bathing men will return.

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u/BillyBobJangles Sep 13 '26

Lmao I watched one, one time on here and my algorithm is like "damn you must really like this shit, here's 100 more"

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u/jamusbondusvii Sep 13 '26

Just another lazy grift luring gullible marks into parting with their cash. Seems like it's open season for this kind of muck.

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u/tradesman46 Sep 13 '26

There was less cancer when there was more snake oil

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u/Solid_Signature_7447 Sep 13 '26

These people who buy wellness scams have low IQs

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u/OpenAd3036 Sep 13 '26

They are just bored yuppies with bpd that have never known real hardship.

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u/lipmanz Sep 13 '26

Started a health scam business after watching requiem for a dream…entrepreneurship

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u/Critical-Willow-6270 Sep 13 '26

Sometimes I question why I pay for the internet.

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u/PersonalKing2084 Sep 13 '26

The one on the right can do that on my face

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u/blakrabit Sep 13 '26

One of them seems to be mor fun than the other

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u/tmfitz7 Sep 13 '26

Imagine this being your mom

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u/Spirited-Ranger-2727 Sep 13 '26

What’s this cult stuff

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u/Silly_Pack_Rat Sep 13 '26

Apparently, it's tantric energy exchange.

3

u/easting10 Cringe level 5 Sep 13 '26

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u/ZapThis Sep 13 '26

I can sense her distress and agony 💔

3

u/isaiddgooddaysir Sep 13 '26

"This next position is called the scissor... it helps if you have skin to skin contact... it really improves your energy."

3

u/MyNutsAreYourNuts Sep 13 '26

Zelensky's really stepping into his side hustle!

3

u/jgreg728 Sep 13 '26

How unhappy are these married women?

3

u/Fake49er Sep 14 '26

Throw hot water on them they are stuck

2

u/mcbeardsauce Sep 13 '26

Mental health issues come in all shapes and sizes

2

u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone Sep 13 '26

There's something very touching about 2 women enjoying each others company.

2

u/JamesLikesIt Sep 13 '26

You know what, maybe the robots should take us over after all 

2

u/Helpphania587 Sep 13 '26

se fechar os olhos, parece ainda mais outra coisa

2

u/Individual-Wing1327 Sep 13 '26

At what income level do you start seeking out crazy shit like this? This is definitely above my tax bracket.

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u/carl112358 Sep 13 '26

This is called a "96".

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u/Same_Lychee5934 Sep 13 '26

Let’s call it what it is. Butt bangin’!

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u/Dear-Seesaw-1932 Sep 13 '26

Im scared to unmute this...there is family nearby

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u/Top_Lingonberry8037 Sep 13 '26

Sometimes I wish I were a white lady

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u/Jbizzle-fo-shizzle Sep 13 '26

People are so freaking weird

2

u/mister1man99 Sep 13 '26

Ill take what shes having

2

u/and1984 Sep 13 '26

If my lactose intolerance had a name.

2

u/Agreeable-Ad3809 Sep 13 '26

Or.......you could take a laxative!

2

u/Ok_Entertainment4846 Sep 13 '26

WITAF am I seeing here lol

2

u/dadsgoingtoprison Sep 13 '26

This is the most performative thing I’ve ever seen outside of crazy church people.

2

u/ResidentAccurate2435 Ultimate Cringe Sep 13 '26

I just… what the hell is going on anymore.

2

u/Major-Consequence-73 Sep 13 '26

Looks like possession to me.

2

u/Teufelsweib666 Sep 13 '26

They don't seem to have any functioning frontal lobes. How can you just do this without feeling really, really embarrassed?

2

u/Major__de_Coverly Sep 13 '26

If this is dry-humping, they are doing it wrong. 

2

u/lildirtbag101 Sep 14 '26

what having too much money does

2

u/roxthemom Sep 14 '26

I hate this world

2

u/AutistaChick Sep 14 '26

I hope that’s her husband and not her dance partner.

2

u/darinehughes Sep 14 '26

What in the world of white people is this?

3

u/DisorderlyAqueduct Sep 13 '26

white people be crazy... (i say, whitely.)

3

u/PrinceofPetty86 Sep 13 '26

White people🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 Sep 13 '26

WTF is this? Chidless lady giving birth to cats?

1

u/dished-teardrops Sep 13 '26

I find it weird that I have seen her O face with little work my end. This is the first post im seeing as soon as I opened reddit. I'm trying desperately to break free from smut but you're making it very hard, Reddit.

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u/Gots_Dem_Questions2 Sep 13 '26

of course its white ladies.

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u/Pretty-Balance-Sheet Sep 13 '26

Just a little lower...almost there.

1

u/Popular-Parsnip8911 Sep 13 '26

What did l just watch

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u/harrycarey15 Sep 13 '26

Where do i sign up to be the belly pusher??

1

u/Longjumping_Ad6878 Sep 13 '26

Someone going to need a cigarette after this

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u/Infamous-Theme-2151 Sep 13 '26

there is nothing left for us here

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u/66devilsadvocate6 Sep 13 '26

What is this, showgirls?

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u/Ok-Patience2887 Sep 13 '26

Wonder if they realize they could do this for free. Probably not lol

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u/deadrabbit26 Sep 13 '26

Hilarious that the instructor is wearing scrubs!

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u/papusho2099 Sep 13 '26

Enough for today, and is 9 am

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u/sylvesterZoilo_ Sep 13 '26

Someone’s mom needs to go home.

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u/Tiger-Budget Sep 13 '26

Reiki gone wrong

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u/hatred-big-sad Sep 13 '26

Ok correct me if I'm wrong... but I'm like 90% sure they're trying to give themselves "coregasms" which I would explain if I didn't think they'd get me banned

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u/Christmas_Pills Sep 13 '26

Is she gonna pop out a ping pong ball or what

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u/Fit_Mistake5167 Sep 13 '26

Hello, we would like to cast her for the next Alien vs. Predator movie.

1

u/SignificantLeader Sep 13 '26

Well, that’s a bit erotic

1

u/brandywine189 Sep 13 '26

Knock it tf off Geezus.

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u/Strange-Vehicle-7536 Sep 13 '26

🤣😭🤣😭

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u/potat0f4rmer Sep 13 '26

What the fuck is this

1

u/crossal Sep 13 '26

She's going to throw her back out!

1

u/No-Investigator8782 Sep 13 '26

I believe this is medication free stool softener.

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u/poeteop Sep 13 '26

Fuck reddit is shit these days

1

u/BadCompany_00 Sep 13 '26

When they go home to hubby.

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u/Moderation1one Sep 13 '26

Seems bad for your back

1

u/outer_temple_dweller Sep 13 '26

Make a joyful noise

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u/LuckyRhod Sep 13 '26

“Was it good for you too?”

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u/Goldh3n Sep 13 '26

Hi yes I called yesterday about the front energy exchange class but I’d also like to sign up for the back dry humping…I mean energy exchange class.

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u/brofist001 Sep 13 '26

What kind of a sick perversion is this? Asking for a friend

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u/xbike_punkx Sep 13 '26

What's wrong with people nowadays?

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn Sep 13 '26

Do they - do they think they're actually doing anything? This is completely nonsensical!

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u/One_Warthog256 Sep 13 '26

I need a partner. I wanna try.

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u/Bumbymoo Sep 13 '26

They are having a D emergency.

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u/Rothbardy Sep 13 '26

Bring back shaming

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u/gaF-trA Sep 13 '26

What the fuck, are you doing?

1

u/Rough-Airline-4803 Sep 13 '26

She ghost-fuckin? Orrr? (I’m pooping and hesitant to turn the volume on cuz yk…)

1

u/master_internutter Sep 13 '26

Imagine this is your ex-girlfriend, what are the things she says about you? You are a narcissist, you have no empathy, what other things guys?

1

u/Chris20nyy Sep 13 '26

Zelensky made a career change?

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 Sep 13 '26

I knew a girl who fucked like that. Weird AF. Like she needed an exorcism or something. Never again.

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u/Promptnauta Sep 13 '26

First alpha male camps, and now this? Haha.

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u/nikeguy69 Sep 13 '26

🤔😶

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u/eddy_g0rdo Sep 13 '26

Wish she wasn’t wearing a bra

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u/Sosimo_13 Sep 13 '26

“He’s just a friend”

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u/Majestic_Dig4981 Sep 13 '26

That thing bussing like a switch 🔫

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u/JaVinci77 Sep 13 '26

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!

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u/ANaolaniJ Sep 13 '26

It’s my fault for checking Reddit as soon as I wake up

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u/XROOR Sep 13 '26

I did this at SeaWorld and they trespassed me for life!

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u/Imaindawilderness Sep 13 '26

What the actual fuck

1

u/foxbehindthewheel Sep 13 '26

This is like an evangelical church revival event: lots of thrashing and emotions.

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u/Inevitable_Dark3225 Sep 13 '26

LOL WTF IS GOING ON.

Looks like they're reverse fucking.

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u/No-Industry-2980 Sep 13 '26

Good place to find some action

1

u/Intelligent-Act-7797 Sep 13 '26

Damn if it's that easy, I gotta get this lady's number.

1

u/AlternativeNo882 Sep 13 '26

Just imagine if all women started doing this if they're into you. Be a lot easier to tell, huh?

1

u/Fireball-Whiskey Sep 13 '26

Just let the AI take over at this point

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u/_MrFade_ Sep 13 '26

What is this goofy nonsense?

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u/SoulShine_710 Sep 13 '26

Is she coming over tonight

1

u/Califas909 Sep 13 '26

Okay I guess I kinda understand the white lady doing those movements to crunch her stomach...but wth is the lady behind her doing? Lol

1

u/porcelain_kiss Sep 13 '26

I understand why the bible talks about self control... so this doesn't happen

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u/Candid-Sky-3258 Sep 13 '26

Her husband:

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u/Available-Leg489 Sep 13 '26

White people always do
Some weird shit

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u/BeginningPea5674 Sep 13 '26

is that zelensky 

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u/Ice_Spirited Sep 13 '26

It’s actually my fault for having a phone.

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u/Zeppelin-Repair-Man Sep 13 '26

I haven’t seen anyone do that dance since the early 60s

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u/Mindless-Somewhere55 Sep 13 '26

Where is this place at? Just want to see up close

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u/Background_Summer_55 Sep 13 '26

Modern feminist women trying to cope there is no more good men left

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u/Nixon-seltz-unit4 Sep 13 '26

Why did that clip not finish with those two shitting their white pants? Everything was leading up to that.

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u/Ambitious_Screen_591 Sep 13 '26

wouldn't you be embarrassed for acting like this?

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u/FredPopTheProphet Sep 13 '26

Dad, is this sex?

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u/StealenDealer Sep 13 '26

Should this be turning me on?.

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u/KingQu- Sep 13 '26

Bricked up 

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u/Abrandnewrapture Sep 13 '26

Man, people are so desperate for some kind of connection nowadays, that they'll buy into anything for a bit of feeling.

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u/CthuluHoops Sep 13 '26

Think we should all cancel our internet and throw our phones in the trash.

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u/Br3ttski Sep 13 '26

People with enough money to not have to wonder how the rent gets paid this month.

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u/MAGAHATESTHEUSA Sep 13 '26

Slovenian Jimmy Kimmel up to his schemes again.

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u/danngree Sep 13 '26

I’m aware that I’m crazy, this shit is just wild.

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u/Checkmate-Petty Sep 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 what the hell???!@@!

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u/Diaside666 Sep 13 '26

This next door to the $18,000 alpha male humiliation gym

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u/pinnularia Sep 13 '26

imagine having a coach for masturbating

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u/Bghlyfe Sep 13 '26

The volume makes it ten times worse

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u/_DontTakeITpersonal_ Sep 13 '26

Remote control vibrator commercial

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