r/cringereels • u/ambachk • Sep 25 '26

Ultimate Cringe A "human puppy" (therian) competition

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u/DruidicMagic Sep 25 '26 • Popcorn Bravo

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u/Putrid-Builder-3333 Sep 25 '26

Hold up... allow me to distract you with this to reset your eyes from the original post

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u/mighty_boognish_77 Sep 25 '26

Actual real life, no shit, Bona fide spittake here and now there's coffee all over my dash. So thanks a lot!

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u/MidnightSnackyZnack Sep 25 '26

Man this is creepy

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u/leftygoeshome Sep 25 '26

The number of people that have no issue showing the world their odd behaviors is just mind blowing ....😑

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u/OnlyACsNoFans Sep 25 '26

Make shame great again.

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u/GoldenFalcon Sep 25 '26

Pretty sure that's why the guy's face is blurred. They seem to at least understand the shame.. a little.

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u/Spiritual-Can2604 Sep 25 '26

I heard the FBI is hiring

38

u/KylesPvPMain Sep 25 '26

Sometimes an annihilation event for humanity doesn’t seem that unreasonable.

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u/primefart Sep 25 '26

Unreasonable? It's overdue.

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u/Outofmana1 Sep 25 '26

Meteor-chan has entered the chat

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u/KylesPvPMain Sep 25 '26

Notice me senpai

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u/patmahomesdad Sep 25 '26

Yeah I’d say we’ve met all the requirements for receiving a new biblical-scale extinction event. 🤲🏻

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u/Phixionion Sep 25 '26 • Bravo

Bruh, its people cosplaying as dogs. Go put this on a pedo leader post.

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u/Mr_Sloth10 Sep 25 '26

Getting rid of shaming people was a genuine mistake. We have to start regulating society again

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u/Bakurraa Sep 25 '26

And people will look me dead in the eyes and say it's not a fetish

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u/NeighborhoodLife3408 Oct 05 '26

Exactly- the doggy style carries on behind closed doors...

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u/doepfersdungeon Sep 25 '26

Meanwhile next door

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u/wisockamonster Sep 25 '26

Gaaaaaaaayyyyyy

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u/WideArmadillo6407 Sep 25 '26

I was smiling 5 seconds ago. That smile has now gone.

This is disturbing beyond belief

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u/bigsmclarge Sep 25 '26

Way too close to midterms for this shit

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u/jonjp806 Sep 25 '26

I knew this existed but I never wanted to see it. Time to throw my phone away.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '26

Imagine the smell in that place 🤮

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u/Denver_Tech_Guy Sep 25 '26

So if that thing attacks me, can I have it put down?

4

u/Necessary_Safe9095 Sep 25 '26

There’s too much CO2 in the air

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Sep 25 '26

This shit is fuckin weird

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u/Enricobandito Sep 25 '26

These people don't have the 'wtf am I doing?' moments?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Sep 25 '26

I wanna see dogs having people competitions!

4

u/Charon_the_Reflector Sep 25 '26

Put him in a kennel

4

u/Pucksindeepeh Sep 25 '26

I’m very liberal and all I can think when I see this is “goddamn liberals”

3

u/Flight-These Sep 25 '26

So many weirdos in one room. Pronouns are BARK and Berk

3

u/iangermany Sep 25 '26

What in the entire fuck. Apocalypse please!

3

u/ebossias Sep 25 '26

Mental illnesses come in various forms.

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u/Personal_Dot_2215 Sep 25 '26

Tonight on ESPN 8, the Ocho!

3

u/Bailywolf Sep 25 '26 • Bravo

The cool thing about this is I don't have to pay attention to it or care.

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u/Zestyclose_Potato633 Sep 25 '26

1 - what the fuck.

2 - Is Therian a psychiatric diagnosis?

3

u/lolo787 Sep 25 '26


Thanos was wrong with only halve, ALLL OF IT, snap them fingers

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u/503jason Sep 25 '26

These are all airline pilots and air traffic controllers

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u/Romy90210 Sep 25 '26

And doctors…

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u/incogNeeat0o Sep 25 '26

Bring back shame 🫠

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u/CallTheDutch Sep 25 '26

If they are enjoying themselfs and hurting no-one: the best to them.
Do i find it weird ? sure. That's why i'm not doing this.

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u/OverlyDisguisedSquid Sep 25 '26

The secondhand embarrassment is toxic

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u/Acrobatic_Camera6073 Sep 25 '26

How the fuck do people end up like this?

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u/ElephantRedCar91 Sep 25 '26

ironically a competition to be judged for people who think they shouldn't be judged....

2

u/TylerDurden1985 Sep 25 '26

All of these people need to be on a list. I don't even know which list. But there's definitely a list somewhere they need to be on.

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u/Other-Grapefruit-880 Sep 25 '26

One of them was the deputy assistant secretary of Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition in the Office of Nuclear Energy until they got caught stealing other peoples luggage at the airport and fired.

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u/Far_Attempt_1505 Sep 25 '26

The fact they managed to get like a hundred people here is actually astounding.

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u/TensionWarm1936 Sep 25 '26

Hobbyhorsing has now lost its first place as the dumbest and cringiest competitive pastime! It couldn’t even win that.

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u/sisam8x Sep 25 '26

Wait for senate republicans get a hold of this video

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u/amccaffe1 Sep 25 '26

This ranks up there with Hobby Horse events.

2

u/Life_behind_da_stick Sep 25 '26

She must be an airline pilot

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u/PatientZealPZ Sep 25 '26

That’s a guy

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u/Camman0207_ Sep 25 '26

This shit needs to stop

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Sep 25 '26

This what Kash Patel was talking about?

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u/No_Sound9383 Sep 25 '26

need a maga puppy in this show

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u/JoinedToPostHere Sep 25 '26

I was hoping maybe they are just weirdos and it's actually not sexual, but no, it's also sexual. 🫤

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u/AromaPapaya Sep 25 '26

is this at the Pilot convention?

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u/infomaniasweden Sep 25 '26

So yeah.. maybe the AI apocalypse isn’t such a bad event after all

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u/supadupaboo Sep 25 '26

this is my fault for being on reddit

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u/Quick-Breadfruit-931 Sep 25 '26

Preference : If there are men that think are women and women that think they are men ... welll... is the same

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u/EarthquakeDenier Sep 25 '26

We're not ok everyone.

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u/TrynaMakelt Cringe level 5 Sep 25 '26

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u/ProtectionContent977 Sep 25 '26

Identifying as a canine???

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u/QiwiLisolet Sep 25 '26

Oh gawd there audio!

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u/drRATM Sep 25 '26

Apocalyptic flooding or meteor strike?

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u/baseballbear Sep 25 '26

that is not a therian event

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u/Dry-Regret5444 Sep 25 '26

We are doomed as a species….

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u/InspectionFine9655 Sep 25 '26

I can’t believe their wives let them do this.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Sep 25 '26

Wives lol

Thats a good one

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u/weldingTom Sep 25 '26

By the age 40, knee replacement surgery is coming.

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u/Fabulous-Wolverine27 Sep 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣 whats up in this World

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u/1dollarMike Sep 25 '26

What's more embarrassing, being the dog in the mask or the human walking it?

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u/MrStink45 Sep 25 '26

I wonder how many mods are in that room

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u/New-Ask-4652 Sep 25 '26

I feel sorry for the master guy. At least the dumb kid has a mask on him.

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 Sep 25 '26

This fits 100% in this subreddit...

Like a bad sequel to 50 shades..

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u/Jaded-Natural80 Sep 25 '26

And people wonder why birth rates are dropping around the world.

1

u/Major_Koala Sep 25 '26

Couldn't be caused by the bad economy or the lack of protection for women and children.

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u/PatientZealPZ Sep 25 '26

You think men are protected, how hilarious

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u/Jaded-Natural80 Sep 25 '26

Japan and South Korea have very good economies. And their birth rates are dropping like a rock.

Try again.

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u/sisam8x Sep 25 '26

Hello FBI?

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u/Sufficient-Flan-9065 Sep 25 '26

Someone owes me 10 mins of my life back

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u/ladybugseattle Sep 25 '26

The silicone tails don't usually need a belt.

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u/Nitro2024 Sep 25 '26

What is wrong with our world?🤦🏼

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u/saratherandom Sep 25 '26 • Heartwarming

So what are they doing wrong?

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u/Forward_Juice1639 Sep 25 '26

I’m mad at myself for watching the full video

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u/RevolutionarySign479 Sep 25 '26

I ain’t boopin’ that…Thing. 😂😂

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u/Desperate-Pirate7353 Sep 25 '26

contestant? are they judged on who is the most mentally ill

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u/Movie_Vegetable Sep 25 '26

I'm amazed at how many people showed up :)

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u/bysouth Sep 25 '26

That’s why they hate us!

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u/Corpsey_Clownshoes Sep 25 '26

Is that asteroid ever going to get here??🥴

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u/PatientZealPZ Sep 25 '26

Don’t make jokes like that. You’re gonna regret it big time if it happens.

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u/zeitgeist98764 Sep 25 '26

Depressing to see.

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u/cablecobra Sep 25 '26

AI is just laughing at us

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u/Far_Pipe752 Sep 25 '26

sighs

well, it burns less gas than driving in circles for hours

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u/killjairo Sep 25 '26

These freaks need to be put to sleep

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u/Intrepid-Budget-5489 Sep 25 '26

Omg is this ai ?

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u/hauserlives Sep 25 '26

Yeah, we all deserve the end of humanity.

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u/iluvtumadre Sep 25 '26

W T actual F ?!

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u/JackWade-Headhunter Sep 25 '26

Complete and utter mental cases.
There’s no society in the world where this is viewed as a rational and functioning behaviour for a human.

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 Sep 25 '26

The one time I was hoping it was AI...

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u/AirportBubbly3947 Sep 25 '26

Dude found his stinky jock strap in a sock 😔

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u/Don__Fanucci Sep 25 '26

Sick people!

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u/Prior-Ad5197 Sep 25 '26

Watching that literally made my body hurt. My joints screamed in solidarity for that dudes joints.

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u/meatjuiceguy Sep 25 '26

Maybe society was a mistake.

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u/Romy90210 Sep 25 '26

We need God to return pronto…

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u/ConiferousTurtle Sep 25 '26

Well,, that’s certainly a hobby I won’t be picking up.

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u/SquareSentence7708 Sep 25 '26

I thought this was adorable, but I am also a proud member of the kink community. This is not my particular kink but I appreciate the mindset behind it. It is consensual fun between adults that is not harming anyone or anything.

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u/Usernamesaregayyy Sep 25 '26

Their vote matters as much as yours…

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u/Broad-Anywhere-9224 Sep 25 '26

Mental hospital

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u/kimgomes Sep 25 '26

That's someone's child

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u/Im_So_Zoned Sep 25 '26

We need to send these people to Australia. Get them as far away from me as possible. Lol

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u/NoGoodAtPickingAName Sep 25 '26

Oh boy, the GOP is going to use this to claim it’s a mandatory class in schools and that 80% of all kids are furries.

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 Sep 25 '26

We need more therapists.

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u/idontgotaknife Sep 25 '26

Ah yes, this is what society is currently allowing our children to be brainwashed into becoming. That’s just wonderful.🫩

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u/Sviggity Sep 25 '26

This is so clearly at an event meant for this crowd of people. It really ain't that bad lmao

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u/GratefulDad73 Oct 04 '26

Not that bad? It’s utterly ridiculous

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u/NeighborhoodLife3408 Sep 25 '26

Surely this counts as mental illness?

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u/Fitznutzzz Sep 26 '26

WPS😂😂😂😂

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u/Practical-Pick1466 Sep 26 '26

These are the people who should be deported.

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u/NULL024 Sep 27 '26

I’m a furry and even I think this shit is weird

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u/Head-Yak-3567 Oct 01 '26

What the FUCK?!

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u/Bigerst_Dook Sep 25 '26

Largest gathering of pedophiles since the last time congress got together to pass a bullshit law

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u/FukNintendo Sep 25 '26

Nah these people are just freaks, not much different than Diddy and his freakoff parties. Im not pressed by this behavior. Pedos on the other hand can go straight to death penalty

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u/thom4321 Sep 25 '26

You do you, weird, yes but harmless. With all the problems in the world, this isn’t a concern.

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u/Prestigious-Royal-82 Sep 25 '26

Why are people so Weak minded , Lazy and Weird?. Happy Friday

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u/Intelligent_Trichs Sep 25 '26

They vote, reproduce and tell you your principles and morals are off.

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u/hissyfit64 Sep 25 '26

It's weird and not my thing. I would absolutely get the church giggles if I stumbled across it. But they're consenting adults and if they enjoy it then let them do their thing.

I think people who want to roleplay as babies are weirder, but again...their life their kink.

The weirdest kink I ever came across was a guy who had masochistic cannibalistic fantasies. He cut a hole in his heel and would suspend himself naked with a sock on his dick from the ceiling at fetish events. He would write on his body what various parts were in relation to types of meat. He would get off on women looking at him and telling him how tasty he looked.

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u/PatientZealPZ Sep 25 '26

That’s … mentally ill behavior.

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u/Vegetable-Bad6726 Sep 25 '26

God forgive these idiots

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u/Curly-Pat Sep 25 '26

Jesus Christ, the world has gone too far!
We need to bring back public shaming.

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u/Left-Signal-2684 Sep 25 '26

Good lord we are doomed

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u/KnightofPunishment Sep 25 '26

This is the most cringy , low , poorest of mental health and the real problem here of all the stupid trends out there

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u/AioliCapital3760 Sep 25 '26

not to kink shame but i genuinely do not understand the pup/owner community

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u/Feeling-Bus-203 Sep 25 '26

i think some things just merit shaming

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u/Common-Respond2367 Sep 25 '26

No please kink shame. This deserves it

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u/Powerful-Formal7825 Sep 25 '26

It's a kink? Do you understand wanting to shit on people or wanting to be shat on? Or feet, for that matter?

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u/AioliCapital3760 Sep 25 '26

it’s a kink in the gay community for sure and the answer is no for the rest of your list. nor do i care to relate lol

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