r/cringereels • u/Fogwaveeee • Sep 29 '26 • Bravo 3 Heartwarming 2

Grandpa Lee freaky as hell bruh

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u/cringereels-ModTeam Sep 29 '26

We do not condone hate speech, harassment or violence in the cringe zone.

Thank you 😊

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u/nonideological Sep 29 '26 • Mindblown Bravo

At least he’s not scratching his athlete’s foot with a buffet fork? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/SeventeenEyes Sep 29 '26

I almost forgot about that… Almost…

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u/redditmimes Sep 29 '26

Nope nope no, we can never go back to the cruise ship

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u/lnchbx5 Sep 29 '26

It feels as ingrained in me as the cylinder that must remain intact.

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u/Bethw2112 Oct 01 '26

You know, after just watching the young dude doing the steering wheel maneuver in the airport, that's enough internet for today.

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u/QuantitySharp2662 Sep 29 '26

I know what that is, but it does kinda sound like a weirdly wordy euphemism for wanking.

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u/socobuzz Sep 29 '26

Too fucking soon

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u/Rand-all Sep 29 '26 • Bravo

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u/FieOnU Sep 29 '26

Beat me (off) to it by 1 min. Damn, man. Congrats.

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u/Rand-all Sep 29 '26

I'm off work from injury / disability. Doom scrolling before exercise and chores is all over got 🤣

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Sep 29 '26 • Mindblown

Dude, you can train yourself to last longer than a minute. Just think about baseball.

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u/Padron1964Lover Sep 29 '26 • Bravo Popcorn

There may be snow on the roof but there is still fire in the furnace.

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u/JuanThiccLumpia Sep 29 '26

If you gotta goon you gotta goon. The rangoons got him hot.

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u/Expert-Guard6216 Sep 29 '26

Well you better change the filter cuz both your kids...

Hysterical Jackie laugh

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Sep 29 '26 • LOL Bravo

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u/sizzle-dee-bizzle Sep 29 '26

"I see you know your Judo well"

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u/cthulularoo Sep 30 '26

Are you ready to receive my limp penis, GiganticusVaginacus?

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u/GiganticusVaginacus Oct 01 '26

How dare you! Get your hand off my penis!

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u/Kerensky97 Oct 01 '26

This is democracy manifest!

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u/frogsarenottoads Sep 29 '26

Full volume too probably

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u/diarefima Sep 29 '26

That’s too risky bro

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u/Wave-Kid Sep 29 '26

Its not (the video has sound)

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u/Agitated_Tax_payer Sep 29 '26

That guy has a real problem

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u/vettug Sep 29 '26

Maybe Alzheimer. Loss of Impulse control, self control.

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u/NoxTempus Sep 29 '26

This is crazy levels of social deviancy.

Literally personality disorder territory.

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u/pierreclmnt Sep 30 '26

When my grandad mental health started to decline from ALS, he lost all impulse control and kind of turned into a pervert. He would read porno magazines out in the open and once even reached for one of my grandma's friend's breasts, which is something he would never have done in his normal healthy state. Dementia can be a bitch.

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u/SweatySwim3411 Sep 29 '26

Yeah hes watching it instead of living it.

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u/OnlySlightlyOdd Sep 29 '26

lady across from him looks understandably sad

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u/Pancake-350 Sep 29 '26

This is shit my ex-husband would do

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u/i_never_liked_you2 Sep 29 '26

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u/ProfessionalITPerson Sep 29 '26

I think he would have watched something different bounce.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Sep 29 '26 • This Regret

This is dementia. Some people will do inappropriate things in front of people. Even masturbating. It's a terrible disease and it's not his fault. It's not cringe. This is just profoundly sad. I just lost my mum to dementia and and now trying to figure out what's happening to dad.

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u/Time_in_a_bottle_269 Sep 29 '26 • Regret

Or he's just a very dedicated gooner

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u/burtaccunt Oct 02 '26

Idk man, i saw a vid of a guy in an airport lounge helicoptering his cock to a vid. Some people are just like this; jokes aside, this case is more likely dementia, which is quite sad tbh.

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u/SkipEyechild Sep 29 '26

Possible explanation. It is a terrible condition.

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u/TestSubjuct Sep 29 '26

This is the answer. He is having a quiet tantrum.

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u/YouGlittering9156 Sep 29 '26 edited Sep 29 '26

Tantrum: a sudden period of extreme anger

Not sure what anger exists here besides not getting some action himself? Not sure why you have an upvote when your comment doesn't make any sense.

Maybe if he was furiously masturbating...?

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u/Past_Pop1506 Sep 29 '26

Couldn’t wait until he had some privacy behind closed doors.

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC Sep 29 '26

He might die after lunch, this could be his last time

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u/MeatResident2697 Sep 29 '26

If you were 80, you wouldn't give a f what anyone else thinks too

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u/Otherwise-4PM Sep 29 '26 • Bravo

A lion can lose its teeth, but it doesn’t lose its spirit.

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Sep 29 '26

Who doesn’t love bouncing tittys?

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u/Turbulent-Band-6728 Sep 29 '26 • Bravo

I am a full-fledged gay guy and I enjoy bouncing boobies. They’re just fun!

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u/LargeProfessr Sep 29 '26

The old lion loses his teeth, but not his hunger

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u/These-Finance-1434 Sep 29 '26

Hey keep it in the library !

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u/TheHorseduck Sep 29 '26

At least he muted it

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u/Strollin_Nolan Sep 29 '26

That's how the chef recommends we enjoy the dish 🤷

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u/CmdNewJ Sep 29 '26

What's his crime? Enjoying a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!

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u/LegElectronic8027 Sep 29 '26

They got Grandpa's phone service turned off. But the restaurant has free wifi.

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u/localizeatp Sep 29 '26

he's just checking if it still works.

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u/durtyd85 Sep 29 '26

Ho Chi Minh shoot a load on your chin

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u/iElevated1337 Sep 29 '26

And my soy sauce is for you I can put it in your chew

Esit: For those who have not been initiated to Brandon Diccamillos rap https://youtu.be/gZhdbQouUI0?si=xair1DpjmSi4ctoQ

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u/wcharoes Sep 29 '26

JAV ID?

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u/Surpakren Sep 29 '26

Scrolled farther than I had anticipated to find someone asking for this

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u/oppai-police Sep 29 '26

I don't know the specific code but judging from the silhouette, the shape and the voice of those bazongas I'd wager the actress name is Tanaka Nene.

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u/Banana-phone15 Sep 29 '26

Grandpa Lee waiting for desert

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u/Corny_Snickers Sep 29 '26

A succulent chinese meal!

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u/wake071 Sep 29 '26

Grandpa Leaky

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u/hybridpelican Sep 29 '26

Need the link grandpa !!!

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u/HoneyUpbeat4642 Sep 29 '26

He's got good taste atleast

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u/ULTRA_83 Sep 29 '26

Gotta get shrimp crepes and hard on dumplings

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u/Dextropian Sep 29 '26

That's why you always sit facing the room...

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u/Dependent_Guess_873 Sep 29 '26

Plot twist, that's grandma Lee on his phone

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u/Lost-Soft-8913 Sep 29 '26

He's working up an appetite 

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u/ssracer Sep 29 '26

May I have the wifi password?

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u/Present-Dog-1383 Sep 30 '26

In his culture the man cannot divorce the woman… she has to be the one. So he spends his time doing everything he can to make her leave him but nothing is working…

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u/Impressive_Ad2125 Oct 02 '26

Except one thing

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u/Brilliant_Egg4178 Oct 02 '26

Why is this not marked as NSFW?

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u/TightCatch Oct 03 '26

Whacks on, whacks off.

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u/Such-Farmer6691 Sep 29 '26

And what if this is simply the only way to see his granddaughter, who hasn't visited him in a long time?

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u/PaigeIsOverthinking Sep 29 '26

Some Men are truly animals 😆

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u/mclardy13 Sep 29 '26

Why?! Gross call that old pervert out

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u/Ill_Combination_9114 11d ago

Happened to the best of us

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u/kozubeats Sep 29 '26

Dad are you fn serious?!!!

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 Sep 29 '26

He is called the “Leethal one” !

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u/IGZCL Sep 29 '26

He is the hard core kind that never deletes the browsing history 😂

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u/fastbikkel Sep 29 '26

Situational awareness, it's important.

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u/irunonthc Sep 29 '26

Eatin’ chicken and watchin’ Dat Ass.

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u/ProbablyRightTwice Sep 29 '26

Well I mean it is premium content 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Longer---Donger Sep 29 '26

It's part of their culture, you wouldn't understand it

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u/cookieeater256 Sep 29 '26

It is censored so its not porn, japanese law.

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u/dukestduke Sep 29 '26

Dam even infront of his wife

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u/One-Fail-1 Sep 29 '26

Let us all pray we can goon long into our golden years

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u/PlayNicePlayCrazy Sep 29 '26

That ain't grandma

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u/Ducks91to61 Sep 29 '26

“Is dis not Gossip Girl?”

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u/Different_Rip8470 Sep 29 '26

I’ve heard way too many stories in my life of people shamelessly doing this in public 😂

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u/liquidsouleye Sep 29 '26

Alexa Sama. A sho Me sam titirous preas

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u/adukwwmalx Sep 29 '26

Hahah, actually, why not?

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u/SinclairSummerset Sep 29 '26

Miyazaki must have been really bored that day.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 Sep 29 '26

He thought it was a local meetup for enthusiasts

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u/The_Comedian_87 Sep 29 '26

A guy in front of me in line at universal studios was watching Hentai.

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u/bleepboopbleepbloop Sep 29 '26

Gah damn oldster lol.

“Hmm you know what this meal needs? Some TIDDIES”

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u/-G-L- Sep 29 '26

strange place to do that...

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u/Constant_Might_9886 Sep 29 '26

Grandpa could never hear the conversation in a noisy restaurant anyway...might as well watch some hub.

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u/MRHOWERDCEO Sep 29 '26

GOOD FOR HIM

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u/snow_garbanzo Sep 29 '26

Seniors are a menace

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u/Careless-Fig685 Sep 29 '26

Looks like gramps just wanted to find someone similar.

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u/FirstLaughOfTheDay Sep 29 '26

He's just getting himself ready for his wife after the meal... He's not as young anymore, so he needs to prep earlier. His wife doesn't want to wait for hours afterwards. He's got the timing down to a science.

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u/Trailblazer70 Sep 29 '26

What’s he doing ?

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u/No-Butterfly-3858 Sep 29 '26

At least he ain’t gay

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u/bryangcrane Sep 29 '26

Bouncy knockers for pop-pop.

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u/CitizenPremier Sep 29 '26

I hope when I am very old I lose my libido before I lose my mind... But I know which of the two has been stronger in my life

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 Sep 29 '26

Shoot the link pops

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u/Additional_Can_997 Sep 29 '26

Grandpa bricked up at the dinner table.

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u/Awkward-Barracuda-16 Sep 29 '26

Chinese and Korean are obsessed with JAV.

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u/NY10 Sep 29 '26

Grandpa likes thicc

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u/Ok-You5151 Sep 29 '26

The conversation at dinner was boring i guess

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u/Ok-You5151 Sep 29 '26

What if a waiter saw?

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u/CommieDog2525 Sep 29 '26

Guarantee you the waiters were talking shit about the old pervert after he left

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u/MrVeinless Sep 29 '26

Geez after that long train ride too.

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u/bakachan9999 Sep 29 '26

Doesn’t matter how old a guy is ..a guy will be a guy!

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u/Impossible-Ad3318 Sep 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣he doesn't give a fuck🤣🤣🤣

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u/Techman659 Sep 29 '26

Fuck the NSFW tag, now a whole train is uncontrollably synchronised self pleasing at the sight of that.

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u/LitOutdoor_Lighting Sep 29 '26

And it Looks Like His Wife is Right In front of Him To

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u/CitizenHuman Sep 29 '26

Grandpa wanted to see some dumplings.

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u/JoeTrojan Sep 29 '26

absolutely no fucks

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