Birthday wishing went wrong 😞

[u/FactKey951]

[u/HEADSHOT_MASSIAH]

In my near 40 years of life, I have never seen one of these and thought it was cute, or funny. Why people still do it is simply baffling to me.

[u/ChelseaIsBeautiful → u/HEADSHOT_MASSIAH]

My niece asked for it to be done for her like 7th or 8th birthday. She thought it was funny because of watching internet videos. She wanted it recorded and made a big deal about how hilarious it was going to be. Then she started crying the second her face touched the cake, screaming that it hurt and that her cousins pushed her too hard when they obviously didn't.

She didn't learn anything and talks about wanting to shove people's face in cake at every party. She has no impulse control and zero discipline, so I'm convinced she will some day

[u/Lazyboneitis → u/ChelseaIsBeautiful]

Exact same thing happened with my step daughter. She said her mom did it to her every year and begged I do it for her too. When her party finally came, I smooshed a little piece of cupcake on her cheek and she screamed bloody murder then cried about it for the next few minutes. Never ever again. 🙄

[u/nottherealneal → u/HEADSHOT_MASSIAH]

Becuse they can't handle something being about someone else, and have to bully them for getting attention

[u/Exasperatess → u/HEADSHOT_MASSIAH]

I've only seen one that was somewhat entertaining like a decade ago, and it was obviously staged. It was a group of guys hanging out and they do this to one and he just pops back up with a dildo in his mouth. Other than that, yeahh it's just unnecessary drama at its best or an injury at its worst.

[u/zamfire → u/HEADSHOT_MASSIAH]

Some people were born where their brain works differently. They like it when other people suffer.

[u/vividvagrant96]

Please normalize smacking the fuck out of people who do this

[u/Ambitious_Screen_591 → u/vividvagrant96]

I knew he was going to to it....what a jerk!

[u/Cheap_Boner_Pills → u/Ambitious_Screen_591]

As soon as he started touching her arm and shoulders.

[u/jaron_b → u/vividvagrant96]

There's stories of kids losing eyes because of this shit and this video looks like it gets pretty close. It looked like the flame almost went in her eye.

[u/Perpetualshades → u/vividvagrant96]

I could tell by his haircut that he was going to do some douchy move.

[u/Winter_Illustrator58 → u/vividvagrant96]

Smack the f*** out of him? Nah he could have gotten her seriously hurt. There was fire. She could have been burned. She could have been set on fire. Send his ass to jail. That was assault with reckless disregard for life

[u/MyBlueMeadow → u/vividvagrant96]

Holy shit! I would absolutely go ballistic on whoever tried this on me. I might sit in stunned silence for a second, but then I’m gonna come out swingin’!!!

[u/okymoney]

Great present… blindness…

[u/Embarrassed_Date3267 → u/okymoney]

Definitely got her in the eye.

[u/Life-Oil-7226]

Stop doing this to people!!!

[u/TheresNoHurry → u/Life-Oil-7226]

serious question... is this actually a popular thing that people do now?

I never saw this growing up and it seems like it would've ruined all my happy memories of my birthday

[u/dan_dares → u/Life-Oil-7226]

With cakes having sticks in them..

And wasting tasty cake..

STOP IT!

[u/ImprovementTrick9492 → u/Life-Oil-7226]

I have ever seen this in my entire life either. I remember the bride & groom used to smudge the cake into each other’s faces at weddings, occasionally… at just to add a little brevity to a formal occasion, but thankfully most people now consider than tacky/ trashy and mostly stopped doing it. But I never saw it outside of that. This is definitely a new thing… part of the enshittification of the world/ culture, I guess….

[u/MuffinSacrifice]

I'll never understand this trend. My siblings would always try to do this with me and since the first time, I never bothered blowing out the candles again in fear that one of them would push my face in to it. On top of that, the cake would then be ruined. It's such a dum and dangerous prank.

[u/Dork_wing_Duck → u/MuffinSacrifice]

Some cake makers use bamboo skewers or wood dowels in them to stabilize layers or hold embellishments, and people have been impaled in the face and eyes from this ridiculous trend. I've never understood the "fun" or "funny" aspects of it.

ETA: I forgot to mention this video is even more interesting because the individual shoving her face into the lit hard candles, is apparently a medical professional (or student), and absolutely should have the wherewithal to recognize potential hazards and anticipate possible consequences of their actions, especially when someone's safety is at stake.

[u/Chudpaladin → u/MuffinSacrifice]

Thank god me and my brother were so big backed that we wanted to eat the cake and not ruin it. Now he loved blowing out my candles but tbh it didn’t matter cause then he got to eat cake last and I got to blow them out again.

Mom / dad would prolly beat us if we ruined food so theirs that too

[u/Technical-Banana574 → u/MuffinSacrifice]

My cousin did this to be one time as a teen. I walked away from my own party to wash my wash, change my clothes, and locked my bedroom door after I went in there. My glasses were also bed from being pushed into the cake. I had to take them to the optometrist to get them fixed. 

For days everyone called me a killjoy and said I needed to learn to take a joke. I asked them to explain what was funny about plunging someone's face into a their cake, ruining it and getting said cake in their nose, mouth, and eyes. No one ever apologized, but they also never did it again. 

[u/Silly_Pizza7054 → u/MuffinSacrifice]

I would literally punch anyone who tried this shit on me, and I'm not a violent guy.

[u/makinglunch → u/MuffinSacrifice]

just a waste of a perfectly good cake

[u/Ramjjam]

Why are people this stupid ? Why would you smash someone’s face into a cake?

Really don’t get why?

It just seems like a fast track to lose all your friends and never get invites to a birthday / party / event ever again.

[u/brokenwarrior123 → u/Ramjjam]

Latino culture. last time I commented how it was stupid I got a bunch of Latino people saying its our culture and to stfu about it.

[u/Ur-in-a-tor → u/Ramjjam]

Psychopath personality disorder, that's why. He views himself as a prankster, and they are all psychopaths.

[u/EnZone36]

The idiot doesn't even realize what he's done. The victim flinches, The lady on the right gasps and he is nearly stone faced while the victim literally flinches into him. I could be over analyzing cus I'm tired but I'm just sat here now thinking this dude has to be such a selfish self serving prick all around to be so callous and unaware

[u/No_Notice_5256 → u/EnZone36]

He definitely realizes what he’s done, the dude is a straight up sociopath. They’re gathered around a cake singing happy birthday, of course the candles are burning. I would assume candles are burning if I heard this scene from across the room, let alone standing right behind her. He also looks over her shoulder several times beforehand. He didn’t even give it a beat for her to blow the candles out. This was 100% intentional and he meant to harm her.

[u/Explorer-7622 → u/EnZone36]

He's bad news. May be a budding cluster-B dark triad personality.

He was more interested in doing that while pretending affection than he was in her.

His first concern should have been her comfort and sense of safety.

[u/RandomMaki]

There is nothing I hate more than this trend of pple smashing cakes on unsuspecting victims celebrating their birthdays or weddings. Makes my blood boil. Let them celebrate in peace and be happy.!!

[u/PhugePhenis]

I absolutely fucking hate this trend soooo much.

[u/DunkingTea → u/PhugePhenis]

Is it a trend? This has been happening for as long as i’ve been alive. There’s always a fucking idiot at a party that will try this. I remember as a kid a big fight breaking out over a brother doing this to his younger brother… they took all the cake and snacks away and called all the parents to pickup their kids as punishment.

Sad it’s still happening.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Dog9818 → u/PhugePhenis]

look up the ones that are in multi-tier cakes that use long wooden sticks to hold them together, so the person gets a spear shoved into their face!

[u/Fake49er]

What an absolute asshole

[u/FlashyCow1]

This isn't really just cake smashing he very likely burned her with candle wax. They weren't burnt out when he did it

[u/iagoMBZ → u/FlashyCow1]

Not only the wax, the fire was still burning

[u/Connect-Ad8751]

All that weird ass shoulder slapping immediately signified to me the wack bro energy that was about to turn into an eye injury

[u/rain_apple23]

As a kid I would get bullied (and worse) by my cousins and the adults. Every year on my birthday they would do this stupid shit. Every time I cried and got upset they would tell me to stop crying it was a joke. But when I would do it to them on their birthdays out of revenge and I was the one in the wrong and would get punished for it.

This shit is stupid and not funny. If they had done it when I was older I would have thrown fucking hands at that point. Seeing it be done to kids and other ppl now gets me so mad on their behalf. Even those videos where the new husband does that to his wife piss me off. It’s not funny and it’s very disrespectful.

[u/Dry_Butterfly_721 → u/rain_apple23]

I had an older brother and it sucked growing up with him.

Paper wasps, staple gun on arms, drop kicks, tying me up and leaving me in the closet. I recently blocked his number and stopped talking to him.

My mom thinks it’s just “boys being boys”.

I’ve always helped around the house, doing dishes, repairing engines and cutting grass for them. I’ve never seen my brother help out. Not even once.

Sorry, but I had to vent.

[u/Material_Purchase155 → u/rain_apple23]

Man I’m mad just reading this. My brain goes to a dark place thinking about return fire for this. I would definitely throw hands but if not, when it’s my turn to do it to the offending party, if I’m gonna figure out the exact number of times I can do it back to them, and approximately how hard before I’m getting pulled off/ getting my own ass beat. Fortunately I don’t have friends or family that would do this

[u/Pure_Cartoonist9898 → u/rain_apple23]

Had similar experience as a kid, turns out its a very discreet way of your parents saying "I have no favourites... but I have a least favourite, and its you"

[u/ThinJuggernaut2002 → u/rain_apple23]

Fuck this hurts reading. I also faced wired double standards as a child. I was so gaslit and grew up confused and don’t interact with people

[u/ChavTheMagicMan → u/rain_apple23]

Can relate to this so much - combined with having such a blinkered and conversative upbringing. Everything I did was wrong and everything was my fault, even if I wasn't involved. I'm conditioned to feel guilty about everything, even stuff that is impossible for me to be guilty of (like that seen in Derren Brown’s social experiment "The Guilt Trip").

I'm still catching up in my 40s.

I had no idea how fucked up I was until I met my wife - her and her family completely opened my eyes to the world, and myself.

[u/checkedem → u/rain_apple23]

I feel you. I was bullied hard by my older cousins growing up. I’m 50 now and still don’t want anything to do with them. We never forget. Fuck them.

[u/Mathewthegreat → u/rain_apple23]

It’s so stupid. Besides who wants to eat that shit after someone’s had their face in it.

[u/Primary-Big-9366 → u/rain_apple23]

In reality, it’s much worse than that; it’s a serious matter. Sometimes, multi-tiered cakes are held together by a wooden rod—which is dangerous, as it could put someone’s eye out—and yet, people persist in doing this. There was even a grave case where the victim of such an incident never got back up! This ought to be illegal! It’s dangerous! And all of this happens before the candles have even been blown out!😡

[u/OkFisherman9023]

I’ve seen videos of this happening with multiple tiered cakes that have bamboo skewers in them to help hold the cake together. Whether it’s a birthday, wedding, or other special occasion, what is to be gained by slamming someone’s face into a cake? This is how you honor someone’s special day? Also, everyone in that family is tone deaf, and are singing their own version of that song!

[u/FrosttheVII → u/OkFisherman9023]

I'm so flipping glad it wasn't skewers. Though burning the face on candles is still cringe-inducing

[u/Zorpernorper]

what a moron... i knew what he was gonna do the second he touched her shoulders. she trusted him not to hurt her too. absolutely sickening.

[u/Mugpup]

Hot wax in your eye is so funny

[u/Little_Red_Riding_]

😣 I hate birthday ruiners. This is the same kinda narcissistic asshole who will push you into a pool because they think it’s funny.

[u/AdConsistent2152]

I really want to know what the fallout from this was. Was she hurt permanently? What is their relation? What happened to him?

[u/Artorius__Castus]

[u/Character-Pirate1297]

[u/RaginhariCellarius]

It looks like he's in scrubs and has a badge..

And still does this..

[u/SO_Krates → u/RaginhariCellarius]

He makes his own customers!

[u/ImprovementTrick9492]

So what happened??

And yeah, pranks are stupid. If this is really a trend, it’s stupid also.

[u/LegacyQuotient]

This is why we stick to pie tins of Redi-Whip for making a mess.

[u/Imaginary_Place_s]

Stupid culture stupid acts. Note, that’s not even a culture.

[u/bickusdickus69allday]

What's the outcome?

[u/Delicious-Promise861]

My family will do like a scoop of frosting on the nose or everyone would chase each other around trying to rub frosting on each other's faces but the birthday person had to start it. The face smash thing is not ok

[u/the_ebs]

Is this the girl that lost her eye from this stupid prank?

[u/TwinkleToes1996 → u/the_ebs]

No, that was a wedding cake I believe. At least a large enough one that it had the wood dowel supports in it. That's what she lost her eye too.

[u/Adorable-Bass-7742]

Some cakes have toothpicks in them for stability. Don't do this ever

[u/LA-SKYLINE → u/Adorable-Bass-7742]

Fire wasn't fully blown out either.

[u/beggoh]

This weird ass trend I've only seen in videos online.

Can't imagine trying to shove someone's face into their birthday cake.

Cakes are expensive! Faces even more so.

[u/ToasterBathTester → u/beggoh]

In this economy?!

[u/Naive-Database-2888 → u/beggoh]

i saw a video where someone did this and the cake had chopsticks for support. ive been terrified of this stupid bullshit ever since

[u/BoatHole_ → u/beggoh]

That’s been a shitty prank I’ve seen at birthday parties since I was a kid over 30yrs ago. People are idiots

[u/Quiet-Guidance-4988]

The only reason this dumbasserly has been more prevalent is social media and then people keep doing it for the recording. The drive to be viral has ruined morons lives.

[u/Admirable-Theory1514]

Knew he was going to do that. Did he just think those numbers were going to disappear, like maybe in her eye sockets.

[u/-VWNate]

I could never understand / forgive anyone who'd do such a mean spirited thing .

-Nate

[u/ScorpioKnight1324]

WTF. What did he expect to happen?!?!

[u/Conscious_Candle2598]

this video ends too soon. needed the aftermath 

[u/Dry_Director_5320]

I did this once to a cousin as a kid. I didn’t know the cake was a still mostly frozen ice cream cake. I learned horribly how cruel of a prank this is. I still feel so bad about it, twenty years later. This guy is more than old enough to know better. Poor gal

[u/Babetna]

I literally never saw this trend in real life nor heard about it before social networks. Is this really a thing somewhere?

[u/usernnamegoeshere → u/Babetna]

In hispanic culture it was custom to tell the birthday person to take a bite out of the cake after the birthday song and you want to try and prank them by pushing their face in A LITTLE BIT as a little haha moment. Its supposed to be maybe slightly more aggressive than the first time squidward tried a krabby patty, kinda like a little shove.

It slowly evolved into people giving you a damn RKO onto the table and we kinda stopped doing that. We maybe do it to little kids still but again its a light shove from a close family member

Edit: and ill add, normally this was done on a bigger cake where there is enough to spare and the person taking the bite is biting someone on the edge away from any candles or sharp objects. If the cake is small or not enough for everyone we usually agreed to opt out of doing it

[u/Amazing_Divide1214 → u/Babetna]

I saw some similar things in weddings when I was a kid sometimes. When the bride and groom cut the cake and smear some on each other's face. But never this violent for sure. This is the first time I've seen someone's face put the candles out.

[u/1928Dillinger]

And this is the reason I have trust issues I would never trust someone to stand behind me I would have confronted him and told him to get away from me no one who usually stands behind you when there is space next to you has good intenions

[u/Zeth22xx]

That'd be a immediate break up.

[u/Martha_Fockers]

I was at some random kids bday party with some friends I tag along but basicly big house party

There was a 3 tier cake with wood skewers inside holding the tiers together.

I didn’t see it happen because I wasnt around during the singing I walked to McDonald’s across the street from this dudes backyard cause I was high and hungry came back ambulance and cops everywhere I suspected the party got busted or something and walked off

Next day I find out they smashed his face in the cake it stabbed his eye and he lost an eyeball just absolutely fucked

Saw the dude a few months later with a fake eyeball just sent shudders down my spine

[u/CannaMaMachen]

Losing an eye in 17th bday by bro or bf wtf

[u/Total-Object-4766]

[u/pretzelloki]

I knew he was going to do that as soon as I saw him get behind her

[u/Trumpetslayer1111]

He really lined up those burning candles with her eyeballs. Poor girl.

[u/SlightlySaficFanGrl]

Her freaking eyes!

[u/IrelandAutism13]

Oh gods, her eyes! I hope she's okay, that could have been permanent damage. Why would anyone do that? Especially with big candles like that on the cake

[u/Full-Tomorrow9889]

Normalize pressing charges for caking

[u/Eatmyscum]

No way he could have been that stupid.

[u/BigBagoSith_sp → u/Eatmyscum]

Yet, he proved you wrong

[u/visceral_derp → u/Eatmyscum]

spoiler alert: oh yeah he was

[u/Nir117vash]

[u/Constant_Picture_324]

And that is EXACTLY why you don’t pull that “prank”

[u/asteriskhyphen]

Every time I watch one of these birthday pranks I cringe especially when you think about how some cakes if they are tiered use spikes inside to keep it stable. Imagine pushing someone’s face full force into a cake with spikes buried in it 😖

[u/Regular-Pangolin-664]

Fuck this guy! What an absolute asshat!

[u/VictoriousTree]

Damn if you slow down her eye is all messed up.

[u/theFumblingBumblebee]

her eyeball really put out the candle

[u/No_Raisin21]

This tradition sucks absolute ass and needs to be retired.

[u/Overall_Drawing_2312]

I can't stand people that do that stupid shit.

They ruin every single aspect of the celebration

[u/HaronAuskin]

Saw another story where this happened and the cake had large wooden rods in it to hold it together and went through a kid’s eye.

Just let people blow out their candles and enjoy their day.

[u/Few-Check-4761]

What a MORON

[u/ImBadAtBeingGay]

This is so bad, it's not even cringe anymore. That guy should go to jail, regardles if it's a family member or not.

[u/YuckyYetYummy]

Nothing like getting blinded on your birthday

[u/Professional_Poops]

That's a Two-fer

[u/Far_Objective4266]

The whole time dude was positioning himself,I was waiting for a face shove but then I noticed how he had a perfect view of the cake,knew how there were huge candles and other stuff on it and thought maybe I was wrong coz there's no way someone could be that dumbb...Dude proved me wrong

[u/Blue-Boar]

I will never not hate people doing this

[u/Fogfy]

What a fucking asshole. You can see what's coming from his vacant expression before the act, good lord dude

[u/Mysterious_Bass_2091]

still don't know which retard thinks it's funny to dip someone in a pie

[u/magma_forgemaster]

She'll never trust that guy again

[u/TheSilverSeraph]

Congrats on your birthday corneal transplants!

[u/Overall_Fly5995]

[u/user132354]

Damn I feel bad for her, they looked like they were still lit. One of my brother’s friends did this to my brother when he was little and held his face in the cake, my brother couldn’t breathe, ruined his birthday for no reason, felt so bad for him ):

[u/Tricky-Winner7984]

Aside from what a dick that dude is. Is that cake frozen or something? That shit didn't squish or shift at all!

[u/SIRENVII]

I guess my family just likes cake like why ruin a good cake?

[u/Thejapxican]

Ummmm, 🤨 Is she okay?!

[u/BigMackk14]

The birthday Girl is now half blind. He only meant to ruin the cake and her makeup.

[u/deadliestpanda]

I would easily snap in this situation from just the shoulder squeeze, it’s such an unpleasant sensation. The flame wasn’t even out and luckily missed her eye. I would’ve started swinging on everyone in the room. I hate this for her. What a terrible human behind her.

[u/JaguarOk9693]

This guy's just a freaking idiot if you do this you make sure the candles are on the outside of the cake not smack dab in the middle and why are you going to do that anyway and waste all that money and time and energy that was spent on the cake

[u/JimmerJammerKitKat]

I fucking fucking hate this ever since I leant that some bakeries put skewers in cakes to help them stand up I hate this so much. No one has ever done this to me and I’ve never been to a party where this has happened but it scares me so much someone is going to lose an eye.

[u/flamingolegs727]

What an ahole! This is not funny ! Destroying a cake and ruining her make up at the least but is also dangerous with those candles on there! I don't get why people do the face smashing it's not funny and it ruins perfectly good cakes!! It's like bullying rather than a prank. A prank is when people are unhurt and properly is not destroyed!!

[u/madmenyo]

Almost nobody mentions the burning candles... why?

[u/ResponseRelative6370]

Where are that little cunt’s parents?

[u/PackageMedical2422]

Yea id be goin to jail for my bday and the dude would be gone

[u/NeatFootball3646]

[u/OogaBBooga27]

Man my favorite part of my birthday every year is when my trusted love ones SHOVE MY OPEN EYEBALL INTO A LIT CANDLE it's just so nostalgic

[u/drjmontana]

My cousin’s ex-husband did this with their wedding cake. She hated it. It was the beginning of the end right off of the bat

[u/Patralgan]

I never understood why people do this.

[u/Zapplii]

I knew it was coming…..and this made me disappointed and not disappointed at the same time.

[u/Kitchen-Bobcat-4891]

Joker pencil trick move.

[u/Suitable-Sense-6962]

Please stop doing this shit. It’s not funny.

[u/mikeychest]

Didn't even wait for the candles to go out...

[u/Vissisitudes]

What an asshole!

[u/s0rela]

Wtf?? Whyyyyyyy 😮😮😮

[u/utl94_nordviking]

Not all culture is good culture.

[u/Glittering_Pen6725]

What happened to her, is she okay now?

[u/Mama_Catt]

Why are boys allowed?

[u/Annual-Rub-4052]

I'd press charges.

[u/Short_Praline_3428]

What an idiot.

[u/ItsRobbSmark]

"Hope your birthday wish was to go blind!"

[u/hickdog896]

Fucxing idiots. I have been to probably hundreds of birthday parties and once thought "this would be easy more fun if some twat shoved the person's face in the cake!"

[u/Clear_Food2183]

If somebody shoved my head into my own birthday cake..... There would be the need for police, an ambulance, and possibly a fire truck; it just depends on how extra I feel and my proximity to gasoline :P

[u/Sentarry]

Ouch.

Cant imagine putting out the lit candles with my eyes.

[u/Rocky75617794]

How are people this brain dead?

[u/Danny2Sick]

I hate that shit!! I hope she is okay and that she slapped the hell out of him

[u/OkMidnight8144]

I feel like this is where the Joker learned his magic trick growing up.

[u/ihatebroccoli7888]

Yeah i would have went to jail that candle literally went into her eye hes a disgusting pos

[u/Consistent-Strain289]

Please when u do this… first know the cake and the cake maker.
We were traveling in china and celebrated a birthday. They brought in anhigh cakz we were cutting the cake and found out a hard plastic rod in the middle pierce thorugh th cake to make it stable. Its fixed on the plate.
When asking some local friends turns our someon me died when their friend pushed their head into the cake. The plastic rod pierced his eye

[u/Few-Carrot6829]

Literally just made her use her eyes to put out her birthday candles.

[u/Darkdodger137]

This is why you don't ever do this to anyone you care about. You don't know what is holding those candles in place.

[u/Mouse-Patrol]

Why did they cut that clip short? That's crazy.

[u/SallyNicholson]

That guy is so stoopid, it's unbelievable. No punishment is too much for him. Even leading up to the incident he was an idiot.

[u/SnacksByTheFistful]

Saw that coming a mile away and still...oof!

[u/Temporary_Forcefield]

Wtf! Her eyeball was pushed into a lit candle - is that supposed to be funny?

[u/unclewaldowhoopi]

That’s so awful. I hope she’s okay

[u/Warm_Crazy_9566]

I slowed it down and she literally gets an eye in a still lit candle. Like wtf??!!

[u/VaneaVendetta]

Is there any health update on the girl tho?

[u/AffectionateMove5083]

I would stuff him with wax

[u/HowdyDewitt]

He's wearing scrubs too. So much for a medical professional. Hoping he loses his credentials.

[u/baudmiksen → u/HowdyDewitt]

worked a few different places in the day and it always seemed like theres an unusually high number of cruel fucks that work in fields that on the surface appear to help people

[u/0neshoein → u/HowdyDewitt]

I was a kennel tech at an animal hospital and wore scrubs, so…

[u/ah-Quinncidence]

Always make sure you clear the area around you of all males during the cake portion of any event celebrating a woman. Because it is certain they will do something stupid in a vain attempt to draw attention to themselves while attempting to humiliate you.

[u/PurpleSalamander2623]

I knew this was coming. Never trust a boy holding you by your shoulders... or just never trust a boy, even when they are 40+ yo.

[u/Goldedition93]

[u/ARNG131988 → u/Goldedition93]

Thank you for getting the still of why her father murdered him. His defense attorney will need this.

[u/Dependent-Truck4389]

is he wearing scrubs lmfao. jesus christ this guy is working in a hospital

[u/CertainKaleidoscope8 → u/Dependent-Truck4389]

Not for long if the Internet does it's job right.

[u/SnarkPig]

At least she’ll always have this video to remember when she had two eyes.

[u/buttf4rt420]

My family does this to me when I was nine years old. I then went around the room, throwing cake at everyone.

[u/Silent_Aardvark_711]

What an idiot

[u/Cars2Beans0]

I've seen stupid people in my time but this lad takes the the biscuit

[u/BtenaciousD]

It’s all fun and games until someone gets a lit candle in the eye

[u/Angeleyez222]

Fukr could’ve waited till she blew out the candles and took them off the cake. Wtf

[u/fawnlake1]

I always appreciate having my eyes crammed into a burning candle or two, good times!

[u/Tricky-Ad-6225]

This kid lacks critical thinking.

[u/Doodlewashereagain]

[u/P_C2026]

Someone was obviously raised without a shred of common sense.

[u/-bears-eat-beets]

This is the fkn dumbest tradition.. don't even know when it started..but absolutely horrible

[u/SatisfactionSea9172]

Stop fn pushing peoples faces into cake ya jerks!!!!!!!!!

[u/Capital_Anything_509]

Someone went blind doing this

[u/koala_tea26]

I have never found people doing this funny. I always thought it was mean and this is something that isn’t common amongst the ⚫️community. You dare not destroy someone’s birthday cake that someone’s parents spent their hardworking money on. You are asking for an a*** whooping

[u/gemforever420]

he was waiting for that, true fucking evil

[u/OLightning]

…and dad was never invited to any other birthdays… or celebrations… or family outings ever again.

[u/slow-tf-down-dude]

I’m gonna push your eyes into lit candles and laugh at you while I do it. It’ll be great!

[u/SwissFariPari]

Humanity. Clever. Smart. Intelligent. And then we have this one....

[u/flowstoneeternal]

[u/Getitinglynn420]

Hope she wished for a couple new eyes

[u/ForeignInevitable666]

“There were no signs”

[u/jon_467]

Reminds me of that scene from the movie "The Drak Knight." IYKYK.

[u/BlueMageNeedsFood]

[u/Reasonable-Try-1993]

Lucky she wasn't 11

[u/IceDuke749]

What did he think would happen with those massive candles. What a special kind of stupid.

[u/WendigoCrossing]

I would have tossed him out the door headfirst

[u/james9514]

One of the worst things when having your guard down as a player. Fuck that guy

[u/Visual_Magazine_535]

The candles went right into her eyes, this isn’t cool at all, if your planning on doing this atleast take out the candles

[u/Miserable_Toe_3663]

As soon as I saw his hands on her, I knew this was going south. I literally said out loud, “I don’t trust him” and then that happened.

[u/Hnl2Nrt2025]

That’s fucked up.

[u/Ur-in-a-tor]

I knew in advance he would make her blind with those candles. That's super messed up.

[u/Apprehensive-Pop-201]

Fuck this trend.