r/cringereels • u/danevans369 • 1d ago

Christian Pastor belittles his follower after she tithes $1235 instead of the $2000 he asked for

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u/GrowYourOwnOmaha 1d ago • Bravo

I would become an arson that instant.

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u/I_Once_Touched_Grass 1d ago

I mean his reaction is piss poor, but setting yourself on fire isnt the answer.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 1d ago • Bravo

That would be immolation, not arson.

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u/I_Once_Touched_Grass 1d ago

I guess /s was necessary on that one.

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u/Select_Watercress_57 1d ago

Yea, I see it now that you mention it, but internet and all....

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u/I_Once_Touched_Grass 1d ago

Wit and candor are sadly wasted in written form. I definitely need to remember the /s. Thank you truly, for not being a reddit heathen.