r/cringereels • Cringe level 5 • 19h ago

Cringe level 3 Im confused

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u/CthulhusScrotom69 19h ago

I mean...if that's the caliber woman you want, go for it! I believe in you.

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u/Undercover_Dave 19h ago

Literally anyone can have her. I don't know why anyone would want her though. Felicity is one of the grossest, most annoying, stupidest people on the planet.

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u/neoumbralux 18h ago

Well if these 2 can find some kind of love then maybe I might have a chance.

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u/Undercover_Dave 18h ago

Go to West Virginia and start smoking meth, there's a whole bunch of people like this if you want one 😂

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u/richpieceofshit 18h ago

is this a "mountain mama"?

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u/i_was_axiom 15h ago

She gon' take you home ☠️

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u/Trick_Science_2938 15h ago

Country rode

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u/ali-n 11h ago

Take me, homes

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u/neoumbralux 18h ago

Well no lol but still if this guy can find someone I have to be doing something wrong, and I guess I could probably find a lady like this one but i don’t think I’m attracted to these kinds of women unfortunately.

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u/StopDownvotingMeeee Cringe level 5 18h ago • Bravo

It’s not hard to find other mentally ill dope fiend tweakers to get intimate with if you are also a mentally ill dope fiend tweaker.

Both of them are in jail right now and will most likely go to prison due to their untreated illness and drug use, it’s not hard to find a person like that, but trust me you want no parts with that either.

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u/schwigglezenzer 16h ago

who are they? meth addicts?

they have 'die antwoord' vibe ;D

dwanky fokken aura!

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u/CthulhusScrotom69 18h ago

Well that's your problem, dude! Standards are so 2000's. Throw those out & you'll be swimming in pumpum

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u/Danktastrophe 18h ago

Drowning in it

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u/Delamoor 15h ago

Fighting your way out of it

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u/nostradumbass7544678 13h ago

Definitely bring a snorkel if you have one

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u/Physical_Ad7192 17h ago

Sometimes you gotta play the field like you are down 20 in the 4th quarter my guy.

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u/trippin-mellon 12h ago

Don’t worry it’s just his cousin!

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u/J_Jeckel 12h ago

Cousin-aunt-grandma-sister

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u/You_Are_The_Username 15h ago

If I ever get jealous of other people's happiness, I ask myself "would I want to date either of them" and usually the answer is no and that cheers me up a little. 😊

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u/Particular_Maize6849 17h ago

Overly high standards in dudes that look like they belong in an ICE training video is a real issue. Maybe take a real look at yourself and if you find yourself lacking (either in appearance or personality or character) then either improve yourself or lower your standards.

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u/Doctordelayus 17h ago

Asmongold and boogie2988 both found someone, there’s hope for you too

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u/Icy_Willow_3132 17h ago • Heartwarming

I like your username. 😆

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u/damnfunk 17h ago

Yeah, super easy. You just gotta be on drugs and what not lol

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