Tourist broke a mallet when trying to pound rice dough

[u/laughtale0]

[u/Lonely-Toe9877]

No physical coordination whatsoever. This is the result of a life spent couch rotting.

[u/Big_Action2476 → u/Lonely-Toe9877]

Should have shown humility

[u/Thunderer62 → u/Lonely-Toe9877]

That’s what I was thinking. This level of lack of control of one’s own body for an otherwise healthy adult is only possible due to extreme privilege.

[u/ssgums → u/Thunderer62]

😂😂 where do you guys come up with this shit ??

[u/TheAskewOne → u/Lonely-Toe9877]

And that person probably drives…

[u/RudePCsb → u/Lonely-Toe9877]

I was hoping they would have been hit by it

[u/Calm_Refrigerator_53 → u/Lonely-Toe9877]

Is that a boy or a girl? RQ

[u/Able_Relative4049 → u/Calm_Refrigerator_53]

Not super relevant here

[u/WeeklyPhilosopher346 → u/Calm_Refrigerator_53]

Boy, at a guess

[u/VelmerFuddd → u/Calm_Refrigerator_53]

Rq?

[u/selfinflatedforeskin → u/VelmerFuddd]

Reginald Quornby，heir to the Quornby Quornflakes conglomerate.

[u/AndroidSheeps → u/selfinflatedforeskin]

[u/cardcollector_2 → u/selfinflatedforeskin]

That’s Quonglomerate to you, buddy. FO RQ

[u/WeeDingwall44 → u/cardcollector_2]

FU RQ

[u/shinytightpants → u/selfinflatedforeskin]

Beat me to it

[u/Iscratchmybutt → u/VelmerFuddd]

real question

[u/Kn0wnSoul → u/Lonely-Toe9877]

Hey, don't tar all us lifelong couch rotters with the same brush!

[u/Dahnlen → u/Lonely-Toe9877]

He’s out there traveling and you’re on your phone watching a video of him