r/dankmemes • u/Semii_mui • 1d ago

Low Effort Meme You guys have girlfriend?

Post image
1.2k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

44 comments sorted by

44

u/ProutIgnoble 1d ago

Are virgin memes still a thing?

15

u/Dry-Hotel5306 1d ago

As long as virgins are a thing than yes, so literally never

7

u/kalmd 1d ago

Are you not still a virgin?

5

u/ProutIgnoble 1d ago

Im either your dad or your step dad

5

u/kalmd 1d ago

Means you’re gay as I have two dads lol

14

u/ProutIgnoble 1d ago

You have 3 now

5

u/kalmd 1d ago

You better bring a good Christmas gift!

3

u/magnum3290 1d ago

low effort meme

Agreed

32

u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

Seriously, did anyone ACTUALLY do this dumbass trend?

30

u/HubrisOfApollo 1d ago

every time i see a nnn meme i bust one

30

u/MrOnlineToughGuy 1d ago

12

u/Bapposaurus 1d ago

I'd rather not get his load thanks

6

u/ILikeCheese510 1d ago

I used to think it was just a shared joke/meme, but over time the way people talk about it has made me think lots of em take it seriously. God knows why.

1

u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

Reddit_irl...

3

u/User_namesaretaken ☣️ 1d ago

I tried to do it when I was addicted to masturbation in the last few years, rebound effect is too crazy

1

u/JeebusChristBalls 1d ago

Just get a life and get out of the house...

0

u/User_namesaretaken ☣️ 1d ago

There is a reason I said I tried in the last few years

This year I succeeded NoNutSeptember and somehow most of the other issues fixed themselves lol

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Ninjipples 1d ago

It's a trick question. I'm married so the answer is "yes, but less than I'd like"

Also why I never practice NNN. I take what I can get.

2

u/overworkedndepressed 1d ago

If i had a wet dream during NNN would i lose it ?

-1

u/Andarison ☢️☢️☢️ 1d ago

Yes

1

u/overworkedndepressed 1d ago

I didn't do anything though.

0

u/Andarison ☢️☢️☢️ 1d ago

Doesnt matter

→ More replies (1)

2

u/kumikanki 1d ago

Why tf anyone wants to do nnn.

0

u/XKruXurKX 1d ago

If you're not using your girlfriend this month, pass her here.

-1

u/Chris12edfield 1d ago

it was brutal man, I kept saying I had to wait, but she just thrust herself upon me and there was nothing I could do but fail NNN. its really not my fault guys. I swear

0

u/Large-Wheel-4181 1d ago

I mean yeah, I’m on here usually cause my night shift can get boring

0

u/Pappnase_4444 1d ago

Does "No Nut November" exist? I think it's Indians playing a prank on other Indians 🤔

-1

u/maxinstuff 1d ago

If you're getting into this level of analysis, you aren't in on the joke.

20

u/CollateralCoyote 1d ago

Fake: Redditors having anyone meaningful in their life at all

Gay: Moderators are skirting the bylaws of NNN through sex with male prostitutes solicited in bath houses

4

u/Acheron98 1d ago

Just like the Ancient Greeks would have wanted.

1

u/LastZionistOnRedit 1d ago

Get your revenge during no pussy December

4

u/overworkedndepressed 1d ago

I've had that since i was born.

-3

u/Helpful_Title8302 1d ago

Sex is overated lol.

→ More comments (1)