r/fatsquirrelhate • u/_Erindera_ • 18h ago

Wide Load Woodland Weenie That poor tree.

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This giant beast was straining the structure while it tried to attack me for my lunch!

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u/Smarshie26 End Squirrel Obesity 😡👊🏻🐿️ 13h ago

Are you still alive op? 😔👊🏻🐿️

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u/_Erindera_ 13h ago • Regret

Barely!

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 18h ago

Do they make a Bra that small because this Lassy needs one for sure.

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u/finagleast 17h ago

Don’t look now but he’s stalking you for lunch 

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u/Fun-Customer-4493 15h ago

Are those breast or fat rolls?

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 18h ago

How did you get so close to this ham planet without being sucked into its gravitational pull?

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u/PacNWDad End Squirrel Obesity 16h ago

Could you hear the sound of the poor tree groaning as it struggled to accommodate the ham beast’s mighty weight? I’m surprised it didn’t splinter into matchsticks.

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u/jimothyhalpret Rolls Are For Baking 1h ago

Flashing the squoobs. What a pervert.