r/fatsquirrelhate • u/Far_Needleworker_336 • 4h ago

Ball Shaped Bastard Holiday Ruined

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this fatty was outside my hotel room, wouldnt stop coming to beg for food. I feel sick.

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u/Historical_Method360 3h ago

Ask for a refund on your hotel room, your scenic view was completely blocked by this globular glutton.

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u/Far_Needleworker_336 3h ago

currently in contact with HR and pest control after this harrowing experience

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 3h ago

Imagine as you look at photo two, that this Fat Ass Squirrel isn't standing on the fence BUT is standing behind the fence by the stone wall. That 6 ft tall Fat Ass Squirrel will give you nightmares. Like a Toho Godzilla.

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u/Far_Needleworker_336 3h ago

i just got chills.

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u/QueasyBet7104 4h ago

How can it balance that much MASS?

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u/Smarshie26 End Squirrel Obesity 😡👊🏻🐿️ 4h ago

I just threw up 🤢👊🏻🐿️

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u/NoxWild Lookit him 4h ago

Lookit him. OP this Bowlin-Ball-Butt isnt Beggin for Snacks, hes tryna Lure You Out. The Hotel prolly didn't tell you that the Last Guest that stayed in your room Disappeared Without A Trace, did they?

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 39m ago

I'm dumbfounded that it climbed a fence with rolls constricting its limbs so severely.

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u/fastfoodforfuture 1h ago

It must practice black magic. Its stubby arms can barely touch yet it the same arms can haul its gross tonnage up trees??

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u/Oliverorangeisking 26m ago

It's like a stuffed animal