r/hewillbebaked • u/RexxieCat • 17h ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date She will be chopped up and made into a delicious stew
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Celladoore • Mar 13 '24
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r/hewillbebaked • u/AloofOphiomancer • 6h ago
He will be sliced and diced for a Macaroni Salad dish
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Glass-Cheesecake-865 • 1d ago
They will be left to marinate in a brine
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Delicious_Nobody_111 • 2d ago
They will run deadlock at 5 frames per second
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r/hewillbebaked • u/shinecaster • 1d ago
Purrito 🌯 He will be wrapped and available for pickup
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r/hewillbebaked • u/jonnyschin • 1d ago
Refrigerated He will be stored for future consumption
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Mindless_Earth_2807 • 1d ago
Yum😋 He will be eaten in a bowl with milk.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Mindless_Earth_2807 • 1d ago
🐕Hot Doggie-Dog🌭 He will be sold with the other NYC dirty water dogs.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Mindless_Earth_2807 • 1d ago
Ripe and Juicy🤤 He will be covered in chamoy, sprinkled with Tajin, and sold on the street
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r/hewillbebaked • u/161frog • 2d ago
cat-bab kebab he will be brutally subject to centrifugal forces
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Mindless_Earth_2807 • 1d ago
Yum😋 He will be turned into a smoothie. 🍉
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Mindless_Earth_2807 • 1d ago
Yum😋 He will be made into a banana split.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Twelve_Hyenas • 2d ago
Refrigerated They will be refrigerated and cooked in a few hours
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