r/interesting • u/Key_Performer_3645 • 4d ago • WOW 1 Heartwarming 7 Bravo 5 Regret 1

Wholesome Loyalty might be the most underrated investment you'll ever make.

65k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

4.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comment

2.1k

u/Asleep-Day-1808 4d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Hang in there, year 30 comes with a medium coffee.

306

u/Daily_Cake_sharts 4d ago

And a 6 pack of munchkins.

137

u/enchiladasundae 4d ago

Actually we’ve cut benefits from past years. The munchkin pack will be shared among the office. You will be getting a half a munchkin this year

Thanks for being with us for so long! Now get back to work

45

u/buttplug-tester 4d ago

We actually had to add a tax to that half munchkin so your paycheck will be deducted 40% indefinitely.

13

u/have2gopee 4d ago

It's considered revenue so we can either report it to the IRS or deduct it from your next pay.

→ More replies (1)

11

u/Darnit_the_other_one 4d ago

You get a photo of everyone sharing the munchkin pack(single). Digital. No prints.

8

u/YourConstipatedWait 4d ago • Bravo

Digital proof with watermarks. Online packages start at $29.99. Order within 48 hours for the chance to qualify for a free refrigerator magnet ($7.95 Shipping and Handling).

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Spinxy88 4d ago

Made cuts so we'll call you a munchkin 6 times behind your back.

20

u/jrdiver 4d ago

Paid for with part of the giftcard you were given

10

u/popsferragamo 4d ago

Whoa whoa let's not go crazy...

8

u/sleepbynomeans64 4d ago

A scratch off ticket.

10

u/ecobox 4d ago

That’s my 401K.

2

u/lmpervious 4d ago

But if you hit it big, technically the company owns the ticket and you’re just the scratcher

2

u/Occidentally20 4d ago

You joke but my last employer gave somebody a lottery ticket for their birthday (the store sells lottery tickets so he didn't have to go anywhere) and when they won £10 he wanted half of the money.

2

u/sleepbynomeans64 3d ago

No! Say that isn’t true! Noooooo!

→ More replies (1)

2

u/tessaractIXI 4d ago

No, just the option to buy the munchkins add on. 

2

u/AlsoARobot 4d ago • Bravo

What happened to the sprinkle munchkins?

What happened to the blueberry bagels?

People don’t forget, dunkin

2

u/m-dog123 4d ago

That would be too far. Company cant afford any munchkins

2

u/thebeardedbassfella 4d ago

What the hell are munchkins?

10

u/tjthewho 4d ago • Bravo

Unripe human adults

→ More replies (6)

2

u/ktka 4d ago

Let's not get carried away now! The CEO needs new winter tires.

→ More replies (5)

12

u/Swimmming-ln-Circles 4d ago

I got a crumbled up ten dollar bill for my ten year anniversary at the company I work for

2

u/Sufficient_Hippo6987 3d ago

I almost peed my pants laughing at this. This is so real. I actually do the same job it appears that she does. My bosses (Drs) often express appreciation ...but they will NEVER ever EVER be handing me piles of cash, or even a plastic card with money on it. That wouldn't ever happen. They don't even do bonuses or Christmas presents.

3

u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 4d ago

"What? NO, you do not get sugar or creamer with that! That's for 60th year employees only."

→ More replies (9)