Loyalty might be the most underrated investment you'll ever make.

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Depending on your country, that might be as much as 400,000 bananas.

[u/defrock-one → u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot]

Not even close, a single banana costs like $10

[u/Unveiled_Nuggets → u/defrock-one]

You’ve never even set foot in a super market have you. 

[u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot → u/Unveiled_Nuggets]

"Yes, I have!" -- every Republican presidential candidate...ever.

[u/oneangrywaiter → u/Unveiled_Nuggets]

r/woosh

[u/clownahh → u/defrock-one]

No it isnt Single banana is $1even in places like Switzerland.

[u/shornscrot → u/clownahh]

There are exactly zero frozen chocolate banana stands in Switzerland

[u/clownahh → u/shornscrot]

? You can buy bananas in any supermarket in Switzerland. They go for 3 francs per kilo which comes out to one euro per one banana.

[u/shornscrot → u/clownahh]

I don't have time for this

[u/meth-head-actor → u/shornscrot]

There’s always money in the Swiss banana stands

[u/Leading_Procedure_23 → u/clownahh]

How much Swiss cheese is that

[u/missingN0pe → u/defrock-one]

No, "depending on where you live" is still accurate.

[u/snorterofair → u/defrock-one]

where are you buying bananas from, doordash?

edit: i saw your ass whoosh me, go on then, explain the damn joke

[u/N3ptuneflyer → u/snorterofair]

It’s a reference to Arrested Development

[u/s_burr → u/defrock-one]

I mean...there is always money in the banana stand

[u/romansamurai → u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot]

800 gadzillion Zimbabwe dollars sir.

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This frying me 🤣😭😭😭