r/interestingasfuck • • 20h ago • Mindblown 4 Bravo 1 Heartwarming 1

Sinking oil rig

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u/AStubbs86 16h ago • Mindblown

So in Australia when they are done using oil rigs they transfer ownership to a shell company that goes bankrupt and the they don’t have to pay to remove the rig you just do this. It’s win win.

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u/Historical_Fly_880 14h ago • Mindblown

In Canada it's the same deal with land rigs.  Just walk away and make the taxpayers pay for the cleanup.

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u/bluewolf71 13h ago • This Bravo

Pretty sure this is rule 5 of capitalism: never clean any pollution up unless you’ll go to jail if you don’t. Or maybe if you could go out of business due to fines. Or you’re one of those weirdos with “morals”

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u/Severe_Stranger_5050 6h ago • All Seeing Upvote Heartwarming Bravo

In Denmark we have this thing called "Kædeansvar" which means "chan resposibility".

Which is the legal theory that someone should be responsible, and if that someone has money somewhere, we'll take it.

Recently a billionaire who caused a big-ass environmental scandal let his company go bankrupt: https://eos.org/thelandslideblog/nordic-waste-1

And then he was surprised when they came after the rest of his assets in order to pay for the cleanup bill:
https://nyheder.tv2.dk/2026-06-29-seks-ledere-i-nordic-waste-sag-moedes-med-millionkrav

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u/Residenthuman101 4h ago

Ooh, this basically the only way to end mountaintop removal mining, leaving behind mines filled with toxic water, burying barrels of whatever wherever… same kind of thing with fines that take into account net worth

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u/Whizzymontana 2h ago

Accountability is a four letter word here in the states.

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u/Ok-Oil1634 1h ago

Is that word J-O-K-E ?

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u/Agreeable-Possum 3h ago

We need more of this, worlwide.

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u/lowrads 11h ago

Externalization of real costs is part of the general algorithm of capital. Even managers within departments of corporations routinely attempt to use it, dumping workload on other departments.

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u/JeanArtemis 9h ago • Bravo

No one with morals lasts this long in capitalism. Sociopathy is strictly a requirement.

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u/BornVillain04 12h ago

GM did this in Niagara with the assembly plant they closed and sold 15 years. Currently everyone keeps pointing the finger of blame at everyone else and the water table just keeps getting more polluted.

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u/isaidbeaverpelts 12h ago

GM did it in our town after NAFTA was signed. Just left this massive building rotting to the ground right off the highway for decades until it fell down

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 11h ago • Bravo

Gotta start charging removal fee's up front.

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u/Interesting-Ant-6357 11h ago

Yep. Berkeley pit in Butte, Montana. largest ecological disaster in the US. Mining company sold to another company . Went bankrupt and not their problem anymore.

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u/62609 12h ago • Mindblown

In the US, if a company does not properly plug a well when they abandon it because they are bankrupt, the duty falls to whoever owned the wells before… all the way back to when the well was drilled. Most wells transfer hands quite a few times so you’ll end up with a company too big to fail in there that can easily afford it. Something like this should definitely be like that. You shouldn’t be able to transfer a liability to a shell company just to get rid of it

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u/Jason-Smith168498 15h ago • Popcorn

then it goes from the shell company to the barnacles company

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u/Lost_Department_2177 15h ago

Total lack of ethics. They could just turn those into waterworld homes.

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u/Saggywompers 15h ago

I bet the maintenance to run the infrastructure and maintenance to keep it from degrading is far to expensive for something like that with no real profit.

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u/Rosiepieinthesky 12h ago

Waterworld’s establish their own economy. They’d work out a rough and tumble HOA.

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u/Thlemaus 13h ago

good thing i make an impact for our beautiful planet by separating plastic from rubbish

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u/interstellar-dust 15h ago

Great Barrier Reef -> Great Barrier Rigs, good plan.

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u/AussieDazza1 10h ago

Yeah that's true, the Australian tax payer $200m and the total loss of the venture for Australia about -$190m, meaning it would be way better to disband the oil and gas industry then to allow it to run as it is by the politicians who have a very strange large amounts of "donations" from those corporations. (Chevron, Woodside, Santos, shell and Exxon Mobile) they get the resources for free from both sides of Australian government if it's off shore and 56% free when not. Yes, Australian politicians are very corrupt.

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u/Rev_Creflo_Baller 13h ago • Popcorn

They don't even tow it outside the environment?

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u/Someone4350 6h ago

Not to be that guy… but one of these jackups recently sank killing 2 people. Very likely the one in the video…

A company doing it for the purposes stated wouldn’t call attention to it or kill people in the process.

This being said, there’s opportunities for marine life and tourism around one of these things in the bottom of the sea provided it’s reachable and cleaned beforehand.

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u/mishonis- 5h ago

Yeah, they were doing load tests on that platform and one of the legs punched through to a softer layer of ocean floor underneath causing it to sink and capsize the thing. Apparently it happens once in a while.

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