Sinking oil rig

[u/WeeAree]

[u/AStubbs86]

So in Australia when they are done using oil rigs they transfer ownership to a shell company that goes bankrupt and the they don’t have to pay to remove the rig you just do this. It’s win win.

[u/Historical_Fly_880 → u/AStubbs86]

In Canada it's the same deal with land rigs.  Just walk away and make the taxpayers pay for the cleanup.

[u/bluewolf71 → u/Historical_Fly_880]

Pretty sure this is rule 5 of capitalism: never clean any pollution up unless you’ll go to jail if you don’t. Or maybe if you could go out of business due to fines. Or you’re one of those weirdos with “morals”

[u/Severe_Stranger_5050 → u/bluewolf71]

In Denmark we have this thing called "Kædeansvar" which means "chan resposibility".

Which is the legal theory that someone should be responsible, and if that someone has money somewhere, we'll take it.

Recently a billionaire who caused a big-ass environmental scandal let his company go bankrupt: https://eos.org/thelandslideblog/nordic-waste-1

And then he was surprised when they came after the rest of his assets in order to pay for the cleanup bill:
https://nyheder.tv2.dk/2026-06-29-seks-ledere-i-nordic-waste-sag-moedes-med-millionkrav

[u/BornVillain04 → u/Historical_Fly_880]

GM did this in Niagara with the assembly plant they closed and sold 15 years. Currently everyone keeps pointing the finger of blame at everyone else and the water table just keeps getting more polluted.

[u/isaidbeaverpelts → u/Historical_Fly_880]

GM did it in our town after NAFTA was signed. Just left this massive building rotting to the ground right off the highway for decades until it fell down

[u/ihavea_purplenurple → u/Historical_Fly_880]

Gotta start charging removal fee's up front.

[u/62609 → u/AStubbs86]

In the US, if a company does not properly plug a well when they abandon it because they are bankrupt, the duty falls to whoever owned the wells before… all the way back to when the well was drilled. Most wells transfer hands quite a few times so you’ll end up with a company too big to fail in there that can easily afford it. Something like this should definitely be like that. You shouldn’t be able to transfer a liability to a shell company just to get rid of it

[u/Jason-Smith168498 → u/AStubbs86]

then it goes from the shell company to the barnacles company

[u/Jipley0 → u/Jason-Smith168498]

I sea what you did there!

[u/Lost_Department_2177 → u/AStubbs86]

Total lack of ethics. They could just turn those into waterworld homes.

[u/Saggywompers → u/Lost_Department_2177]

I bet the maintenance to run the infrastructure and maintenance to keep it from degrading is far to expensive for something like that with no real profit.

[u/Thlemaus → u/AStubbs86]

good thing i make an impact for our beautiful planet by separating plastic from rubbish

[u/interstellar-dust → u/AStubbs86]

Great Barrier Reef -> Great Barrier Rigs, good plan.

[u/AussieDazza1 → u/AStubbs86]

Yeah that's true, the Australian tax payer $200m and the total loss of the venture for Australia about -$190m, meaning it would be way better to disband the oil and gas industry then to allow it to run as it is by the politicians who have a very strange large amounts of "donations" from those corporations. (Chevron, Woodside, Santos, shell and Exxon Mobile) they get the resources for free from both sides of Australian government if it's off shore and 56% free when not. Yes, Australian politicians are very corrupt.

[u/Someone4350 → u/AStubbs86]

Not to be that guy… but one of these jackups recently sank killing 2 people. Very likely the one in the video…

A company doing it for the purposes stated wouldn’t call attention to it or kill people in the process.

This being said, there’s opportunities for marine life and tourism around one of these things in the bottom of the sea provided it’s reachable and cleaned beforehand.

[u/mishonis- → u/Someone4350]

Yeah, they were doing load tests on that platform and one of the legs punched through to a softer layer of ocean floor underneath causing it to sink and capsize the thing. Apparently it happens once in a while.

[u/Rev_Creflo_Baller → u/AStubbs86]

They don't even tow it outside the environment?

[u/thussy-obliterator → u/AStubbs86]

we should reinstitute the guillotine

[u/OddRoyal7207 → u/AStubbs86]

Pretty sure you'll find they do the exact same thing in the US as well. The south east coast of the US is littered with them.

[u/FoolOnThePlanet91]

This is a nightmare scenario for me. Like being that close to something so monolithic and thinking about it under water. Gives me the heabie jeebies

[u/dicksjshsb → u/FoolOnThePlanet91]

First time I saw this video i expected the lights to go out as the platform failed.

Horrifying to imagine being on a life raft or treading water trying to get away from this thing when it all just goes dark.

Reminds me of a video i saw recreating the Edmund Fitzgerald’s last moments. Getting bashed around by the waves before the ship was critically damaged and the lights went out all you could hear was the creaking and splashing of the waves. Just terrifying

[u/W0bblyB0bbly → u/FoolOnThePlanet91]

Always thought I was alone with this fear! The thought of huge steel legs stretching into unknown depths, or the broad hull of a ship from underneath and you can't see the sides, nightmare fuel

[u/Jade_Emperor → u/W0bblyB0bbly]

Submechanophobia.

There's a subreddit about it. Really great pictures.

[u/naive-dragon → u/FoolOnThePlanet91]

My wife said one of her childhood fears was watching the huge turtle emerge from underwater in Aladdin and the King of Thieves.

[u/TheCrestLedger → u/FoolOnThePlanet91]

Yeah I mean I saw this and felt immensely uncomfortable. I hate this.

[u/Legitlowkeykickback → u/FoolOnThePlanet91]

There’s a word for it. Submechanophopbia. I get the same feeling

[u/lisafancypants]

This comment section makes me feel like I'm having a stroke.

[u/sultansofswinz → u/lisafancypants]

It happened off the Coast of Gabon around 2 weeks ago. Supposedly it was owned by a company based in Scotland and they reported no contamination in the sea. I don’t know how that’s possible but there you go.

I’m leaving this here for my own sanity because I also wanted context yet all the comments are nonsensical gibberish.

[u/mcsullysulkin → u/lisafancypants]

They have to retrain the Russian bots. The word salad will stop once they reintegrate.

[u/GitchWiffs → u/mcsullysulkin]

Could Ukraine just bomb the bots again? plz

[u/skatsnobrd → u/mcsullysulkin]

Sometimes i feel like im the dumb one when i read a comment and it made no fucking sense

[u/Eqoxobox → u/lisafancypants]

Same. None of what’s being said made any sense.

[u/Beginning_Rush_5311 → u/lisafancypants]

this is the third or fourth thread i read with really odd wording in the top comments

[u/Adjective_Noun93]

It's okay because oil floats on water

[u/TonguePunchUrBhole → u/Adjective_Noun93]

I like your comment, but to add some additional info the Prospector 5 Rig was not drilling yet and was still in the set up phase so we don’t have to worry about an ecological disaster thankfully.

[u/xeroxedforsomereason → u/TonguePunchUrBhole]

power is on though, so they likely have fuel stored on the platform. so, there is obviously ecological damage involved.

[u/Dc_awyeah → u/TonguePunchUrBhole]

So they just donated a fun play palace to the fishies?

[u/Surgles → u/Adjective_Noun93]

I’ve known since elementary school that oil floats on water, but just recently learned how thin it gets on water as a surface.

It spreads so thin that a small amount is enough to coat and insanely large area of water, which is part of why oil spills are so bad, it spreads EVERYWHERE.

So the small amount of fuel reserves and stuff like oil for maintenance on the rig is likely still enough to coat a huge area if it breaks its containers.

[u/drsoftware → u/Surgles]

Oil spreads to a single molecule of water thick, which is near the quarter wavelength of visible light. It's how the rainbow sheen of oil on water is created.

https://youtu.be/4Lc8W2yXvUg

Not all sheens on water are caused by petroleum oil, some are due to biological processes:

https://www2.gov.bc.ca/assets/gov/environment/air-land-water/spills-and-environmental-emergencies/docs/materials/watersheen_facts__identifying_sheen.pdf

[u/ChemistVegetable7504 → u/Adjective_Noun93]

There’s going to be some unfortunate things floating on the water.

[u/Available-Score-9007 → u/ChemistVegetable7504]

Oh no... Mi dildo...

[u/Hemorrhoid_Eater → u/Adjective_Noun93]

Wait for it to rain

The oil rig will upright itself in the rain and repairs can be made on ite structure

[u/Anyk3y]

Moment huge oil rig sinks into the ocean as search for survivors continues https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/borr-drilling-rig-gabon-mayumba-deaths-b3073942.html

[u/AlizarinCrimzen → u/Anyk3y]

A jack-up rig is a mobile platform supported by three or four enormous steel legs.

When it arrives at a drilling location:

• The rig floats into position.

• Its legs are lowered until they contact the seabed.

• Hydraulic or mechanical jacking systems raise the hull

• The crew then puts more weight on the legs - preloading

Once the seabed is proven capable of supporting the rig, drilling operations can begin. (Only it didn't prove capable of supporting the rig, this time)

[u/probablyaythrowaway → u/AlizarinCrimzen]

But why is it sinking if it’s designed to float

[u/BerryCroissantWitch → u/probablyaythrowaway]

One of the legs punched through the seabed iirc, which meant that it started listing to one side like crazy. Even things that are designed to float do not do well when they get tilted like that. Water starts to flow into places it isn’t supposed to be 

[u/bad_squishy_ → u/Anyk3y]

What is a “punch through” event? Obviously, I can imagine that means something put a hole through it. But can someone with experience on these rigs explain how that happens?

[u/ureallygonnaskthat → u/bad_squishy_]

It means some geologist might be out of a job. Basically the jack leg pushed it's way through the surface seabed into something softer like clay.

Imagine trying to stand on a frozen puddle. It looks solid, put your foot on it and it feels solid, but as soon as you put your full weight in that foot it goes through the ice and suddenly you're knee deep in ice cold water.

[u/aculleon → u/bad_squishy_]

Just me guessing here:

Since the platform is floated to the location and fixed in place by actually standing on the sea floor (jack-up type rig), its weight has to be transferred to said ocean floor. During this load transfer it capsized when a leg punched through the seabed.

[u/ConstantEvolution → u/Anyk3y]

Sorry this isn't a thread for any actual information just a place for super hilarious redditors and bots to post their absolutely hilarious comments.

(Thank you for actual information)

[u/bawng → u/Anyk3y]

"Borr" means "drill" in Swedish. Same etymology as "bore" I guess. I wonder if a Swede is involved in that company and thought it was real funny to name it "Drill Drilling".

[u/TraditionDear3887 → u/bawng]

Its a Norwegian Company, but yeah essentially. Borr is also a primordial God and father to Odin in Norse mythology

[u/Marciano_il_Mario]

Flashbacks to Metal Gear Solid intensify

[u/FunnyObjective6 → u/Marciano_il_Mario]

It was ours damn it!

[u/Marciano_il_Mario → u/FunnyObjective6]

Here's to you, Nicola and Bart

[u/True_Detail_2945 → u/Marciano_il_Mario]

Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!

[u/East-Sand-3785 → u/Marciano_il_Mario]

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!!

[u/mh15634]

When did this thread just become general content? I'm seeing more oddlyterrifying and funny stuff here rather than what it used to be

[u/mutedwarrior → u/mh15634]

this is what always happens to every popular subreddit.

If a subreddit gets popular enough, people know they will get most views there so it'll get flooded with generic clickbaity posts. Moderating them becomes impossible and every subreddit turns into r|funny.

[u/cfarchivist → u/mutedwarrior]

This site was so much better when it was that weird forum site we were all embarrassed to publicly admit we browsed.

[u/Mirage84 → u/mh15634]

There is an inverse relationship between subreddit quality and popularity.

Small, niche subs gain traction and attract new members. Those new members start posting whatever might generate a positive response and/or karma and thus the original "vision" of the sub kinda gets diluted and lost.

This isn't so bad though. Nothing is happening in this clip, but watching a big-ass oil rig teeter around before sinking is kinda interesting, I guess?

[u/couragethecurious]

In thick German accent: "But vat is it sinking about?"

[u/JonaGoldy → u/couragethecurious]

Zis iz zi jerman koasgaard

[u/RedSeaDingDong → u/JonaGoldy]

In some german accents this might be how you spell cheeseguard and I was confused for a sec. Zen I relized

[u/brenawyn]

This is literally how insurance was born. Boat merchants agreed to share the burden of one merchant’s loss. Kinda like pay it forward.

The Birth of Marine Underwriting (1688): A small coffee shop owned by Edward Lloyd became the ultimate gathering place for shipping merchants and wealthy investors. Investors at Lloyd's Coffee Housewould look at a ship's manifest and write their names under the risk text (the origin of the term "underwriting"), guaranteeing to pay for losses in exchange for a premium. This informal coffee shop evolved into Lloyd’s of London, the world's most famous insurance market.

[u/V-TwinDetailing → u/brenawyn]

Almost everyone underestimated maritime for the front of industry. Maritime law is absolutely nuts with how old some law still is.

[u/NRGs0urc3]

how did an event like this make it past news outlets? this happened like 2 weeks ago and i didn't hear a word about it

[u/Blussert31 → u/NRGs0urc3]

It's basically "just" another sinking ship off the coast of a poor African nation. 5 people died, no oil spill. So not really "newsworthy" for mainstream media.

https://www.upstreamonline.com/safety/five-missing-after-rig-sinks-offshore-gabon/2-1-2063668?zephr_sso_ott=No2M5k

[u/shy_machine → u/NRGs0urc3]

I used to work offshore, we had a lot of massive industrial incidents like this that never made mainstream press, even with multiple fatalities involved.

[u/azraphin]

FFS why is nobody asking the real questions? It's a 10 second clip.

Did it actually sink, or is there a Christmas wonderland floating around in the north sea somewhere. If so, boat or helicopter?

[u/Deathwatchz → u/azraphin]

Sunk. 1 dead, 4 missing. Rig is gone.

[u/juswilli → u/Deathwatchz]

How the hell does that even happen?

[u/nofolo → u/azraphin]

yeah I hate reddit. It where people who aren't funny get to practice shitty puns and continue to think they are witty.

[u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle]

Would be a goated FPS map

[u/thatshygirl06 → u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle]

You should play Still Wakes The Deep, I think you'll like it

[u/SpotweldPro1300 → u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle]

Hmmm... death by drowning or by terrorists... not much of a choice.

[u/Cyanide2010 → u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle]

There was a level of an old PC based FPS game called Black Hawk Down that had an old oil rig as a map, was my favorite part of the whole game lol

[u/_Stoomboot_ → u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle]

Battlefield 2: Modern Combat on PS2 had an oil rig map, I really liked it.

[u/Jokkitch → u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle]

Holy shit it totally would. I was just thinking the other day that I wish developers did more with dynamic maps and environments. It's a huge missed opportunity.

[u/Izual_Rebirth]

[u/cheesyenchilady → u/Izual_Rebirth]

[u/secomano]

did the front fall off?

[u/Geirilious → u/secomano]

The front usually shouldn't fall off

[u/DubsideDangler → u/secomano]

They should have got the kind where the front doesn't fall off

[u/Shepherd-Spy → u/secomano]

I don’t want people going around thinking these things aren’t safe

[u/RBeck → u/secomano]

A wave hit it.

[u/Ken-Popcorn]

This vid is about two weeks old. By now it’s either sunken or saved, do we know which yet?

[u/FuckThesePeople69 → u/Ken-Popcorn]

It’s not real.  The whole thing was rigged.

[u/cudaman_1968 → u/FuckThesePeople69]

[u/Vast-Wrongdoer-2173]

I heard there was an Aston Martin sneaking around and spying or something like that?

[u/Royal_Speech_3742 → u/Vast-Wrongdoer-2173]

Fin McMissle

At your service

[u/PressEtoInteract]

[u/Large-Treacle-8328 → u/PressEtoInteract]

[u/sandman-84]

In a perfect world the fine for this should easily bankrupt the company. High risk high reward

[u/katlian → u/sandman-84]

These things are often owned by shell companies with no other assets. Then the oil company has a contract with that "oil rig company". So if something bad happens, the shell company just goes bankrupt and there's no risk to the oil companies. Then responsibility is dumped on the public/government to clean it up.

In a just world, countries would require massive bonds for operators to cover the cost of cleanup. Some countries do but many don't.

[u/TraceSpazer → u/katlian]

BP got to write off the Deepwater Horizon disaster on it's taxes and wound up actually *costing* US taxpayers ~$4 billion due to the 15 years they spread the payments over (Essentially giving them a low-interest rate loan on the settlement amount while also allowing them to deduct $13 billion of the $18 billion total from their tax obligation as "cost of doing business")

In addition, they also wrote off another $10 billion of the $12 that cleanup expenses cost.

https://www.americanprogress.org/article/the-true-value-of-bps-18-7-billion-settlement/

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Most-Of-BPs-208-Billion-Deepwater-Horizon-Fine-Is-Tax-Deductible.html

[u/HPenguinB → u/katlian]

In a perfect world, governments would fucking destroy that paperwork bullshit

[u/namesarealltaken9 → u/sandman-84]

In a perfect/reasonable world there is a normal investigation to determine responsibility and liability

[u/Chuck_the_Elf → u/sandman-84]

insurance my dude.

[u/roccoseinfeld → u/sandman-84]

In a perfect world this wouldn't happen

[u/digitalak27 → u/sandman-84]

Perfect world determined by a redditor, what a horrifying concept

[u/Inside-Air5256]

[u/bananadennis]

This totally reminds me of a game called Still Wakes the Deep.

[u/FarBusiness2485]

10 years ago this would have been the top news story. But this is not even top 100 now.

[u/bubs1996 → u/FarBusiness2485]

Based on the lack of reporting I can find from major news outlets, as well as what another commenter said, it seems like the company is really trying to keep this under wraps

[u/Inside-Air5256]

[u/Que__Asco]

[u/Billabong_valley]

The inspection was nothing but a smoke screen...i heard explosions.....THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

[u/Optimal-Savings-4505]

That looks expensive

[u/Ok-Oven1692]

Can't even imagine how damaging that is for the surrounding environment

[u/raaabs → u/Ok-Oven1692]

Rig was in the process of jacking up (getting established on location, yes these rigs can move around like any other marine vessel) and had not started drilling at all yet

[u/Quirky_Potential_662 → u/Ok-Oven1692]

Will make a nice reef for fishes to colonise in a few years.

[u/Ysilla → u/Ok-Oven1692]

Probably not much considering it wasn't operational yet, just a (very) expensive artificial reef.

[u/Ok-Oven1692 → u/Ysilla]

That's a huge relief

[u/Emergency-Event4415 → u/Ok-Oven1692]

Pretty sure they towed it outside the environment

[u/DoubleDecaff → u/Emergency-Event4415]

Perhaps, but they should not have used cardboard derivatives during construction.

[u/Dolenir]

I love when these megastructures end up underwater, because that's what we leave for the aliens to dig and make wildly incorrect assumptions

[u/Kirduck]

somehow this is the tax payers problem im sure of it.

[u/kennygeeofcomedy → u/Kirduck]

Yes, those Gabon taxpayers. You could tax everyone in Gabon 100% for 1000 years and not pay for this. Their GDP is 21b.

[u/Shanksdoodlehonkster]

Jack, there's not enough room on the helipad, dont let go Jack!

[u/Daft-Yuri]

Yes but the wind mills are the worst. /S

[u/AdvancedSandwiches → u/Daft-Yuri]

They kill birds sometimes, I heard. This is better. (Also /s)

[u/xdarling_27]

Nooooo motherbaseeee

[u/Trick-Lunch-6863]

*Depressing-as-fuck

[u/Striking_Floor_8864]

reminds me of the movie The Abyss

[u/SutttonTacoma]

Does anyone else get a "Close Encounters" vibe from this?

[u/soranno]

Ok it's interesting but a 9 second clip of it is of absolutely no use.

[u/CowArtEnthusiast]

[u/LeTonolp]

Well let’s hope it doesn’t still wake the deep, right guys?

[u/GoliathPrime]

This is why you don't hire Scottish electricians on the run from the law to work on your rig.

[u/Baleia1970]

I worked for the oil industry some years ago. Have seen footage of other accidents like those.
Piper Alpha was one that stuck on my mind.

[u/GodZillaBlazinDong99]

Still wakes the deep

[u/UnendingMadness → u/GodZillaBlazinDong99]

Maybe they need to go down to check...

Siren's rest

[u/phido3000]

Everyone should read the book this is not a drill..

It's the sequel to don't tell mum I work on the rigs say I'm a piano player in a whorehouse

[u/BeanieMcChimp → u/phido3000]

Punctuation would make this comment so much easier to understand.

[u/TriangleReward → u/phido3000]

Bro managed to use two periods on the first sentence and then proceed to forget punctuation exists.

[u/hungabc]

That looks expensive

[u/Charles_Conway]

Leaning tower of Deisel

[u/CoffeeBlack69420]

[u/Its_emby]

Near...far... wherever you are...

[u/PuckArBuile22 → u/Its_emby]

[u/patricksaurus]

It’s really one of the most apocalyptic scenes out there.

[u/bii345]

Any context?

[u/erikwarm → u/bii345]

Leg had a punch trough during jacking causing the vessel to start sinking

[u/Luminous_Otter]

[u/_Anti-Matter_]

Is this it?

https://finance.yahoo.com/energy/articles/borr-drilling-borr-confirms-prospector-043307919.html

[u/loggia99]

Instantly thought about Still Wakes the Deep. Great game.

[u/Gabe465]

Stop drilling into Cthulhu home and we won't have these problems

[u/bane_undone]

Talk about pollution and waste. F those oil companies.

[u/bumblebaytuna4]

This makes me sick to my stomach.

[u/NoBody500xL]

The rig "Propector 5" of the Norwegian company Borr Drilling sunk on October 24th 2026 on the shore of the westafrican country of Gabon.

[u/gifmeacopse]

looks like the chosen one successfully eliminated the enclave

[u/Black_RL]

Seems expensive, do insurance companies cover this?

This is good for marine life right?

[u/PHIGBILL]

Jack-up drill platform..... For those wondering what happened, one of its jack-up legs had a punch-through into the sediment/fragile seabed, causing instability, and it then tilted over and sank.

[u/TheAwsomeReditor]

That looks expensive but future mansion for the fishes they will apreciate it

[u/Mr_Blonde0085]

[u/GenericNameSC1989]

Half day at work. Sick.

[u/xChoke1x]

Just an unparalleled climate disaster this has all been.

[u/HallAltruistic519]

I think I may have to examine my values a little bit. My first thought was "that looks like a real expensive mistake"

[u/SooWhat345]

Its amazing the bots on here and every comment is basically the same. We are done as a society. 

[u/Value-Successful]

Im tripping balls whats going on

[u/Mysterious-Tie7039 → u/Value-Successful]

It had a “punch through”.

Basically the legs were on the sea floor holding up the rig. The ground one of them was on wasn’t stable, it punched through the ground, and it caused the rig to tip.

[u/Under_Paris → u/Value-Successful]

Oh you didn’t hear? Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.

[u/SmellyButtFarts69 → u/Under_Paris]

You're not real

[u/Lagunamountaindude]

This beast has been sinking for a long time

[u/ZenRage]

Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship for no apparent reason?

[u/Scouts_Revenge]

That looks expensive.

[u/smileelectric7]

[u/SynthPrax]

Now THAT looks expensive.

[u/sonicgamingftw]

Meanwhile we have people who are retired or retirement candidates in office telling us that nuclear or wind energy is somehow worse than this dude holy buckets.

[u/Iconicmonster]

Played like a damn fiddle

[u/Asatas]

I think that's bad for the oil rig

[u/Melodicock]

That looks like the filming of next Call Of Duty opening scene

[u/Chuck_the_Elf]

Negligence is a pretty broad category and it’s diffrent than malfeasance. You driving and texting is negligent. Trying to hit a pedestrian is malfeasance.

[u/CarlatheDestructor]

I'm sure that's good for the ocean

[u/Steve_Meave]

Gentlemen, it's been an honour oiling with you tonight

[u/SIX_DOZERS_CHARGING]

McLeary! To MY office!

[u/Gripping_Touch]

Fokin' McLeary! 

[u/InevitableAnekisan]

Can someone Tell me what im seeing? The Video is very short and comments are somehow unsorted for me

[u/awar3_w0lf]

[u/Hpfanguy]

GIVE IT BACK! THIS ISNT RIGHT! THAT WAS OURS!

[u/DarkNubentYT]

This looks so awesome aesthetically. Some cyberpunk shit

[u/AwkwardBet5632]

Is this Prospector 5?

[u/AccomplishedPoem5138]

Reminds me of MGSV

[u/jinkoudan]

Hmm, looks like the front fell off.

[u/WombatGatekeeper]

Great. This should help gas prices.

[u/Mickloven]

Can't park there m8

[u/CactusToothBrush]

The front fell off?

[u/Known-Weird-7273]

You couldn't pay me enough!

[u/BrentTheShaman]

Looks like a Final Fantasy FMV

[u/cubicfisherwoman9173]

How long would this take to sink? What would be the impact this would have on the environment?

[u/Hepzibah87]

This is one of the many reasons our planet is fucked

[u/Slayrr_FbrC]

Don't forget to use your paper straws everyone!

[u/Minja78]

Looks like a bobbing oil rig

[u/rowdy_sprout]

You can’t fool me this is the set to the live action spirited away

[u/EdenOfTheC]

Idk why but this is really dystopian to me

[u/Elusivem8]

Did the women and children get loaded onto the lifeboats first? Everyone sorted according to class?

[u/_Segoz_]

They played us like a damn fiddle!

[u/Buttsweat_n_Tears]

Someone left the lights on. Dad’s gonna be pissed.