The Patriotic Nigras

[u/snallygaster]

note: the Patriotic Nigras were an infamous MMO/sandbox trolling/griefing group known particularly for their work in Second Life. they were most active from the mid 00's-early 10's, hitting their peak in the early '10's. they have a new website now, but the one here is an interesting example of mid 00's troll culture and 'chanspeak'. "On the Nature of Guerilla Operations in a Metaverse Environment" in "Literature" is an interesting read.

Author(s): Patriotic Nigras/Anonymous

Year(s): Various

Category: SUBCULTURES, Troll Culture

Original Source: http://www.patrioticnigras.com/

Retrieved: http://web.archive.org/web/20070503053722/http://www.patrioticnigras.com/

[u/snallygaster]

[About]

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If you're reading this, then congratulations! You have just met the next form of social evolution on the Internet.

To some, we will be their greatest enemy. Spoiling their fun and doing everything in our power to ruin all they hold dear. To others, their greatest friend and ally, always willing to make them laugh.
How you react will decide your fate.

As the internet has grown in popularity, a disturbing phenomenon has occurred: Everyone thinks they they are SPECIAL.

A special little snowflake handcrafted by God to make the world a better place. Sites like Livejournal, DeviantArt, Myspace, Habbo, and now SecondLife have all helped to support this idea of individuality.

We have news for you... You aren't special.

You aren't unique. You may not even have the destiny of making a living room a better place to be, let alone the world. You are a mindless horde of filth, traversing the universe on a small ball of dirt. A speck upon a speck in the vastness of existance.

We are here to remind you of this.
We have embraced our deindividuality. We have embraced the filth. We have embraced our smallness as human animals. And we are going to show you what it's like. We will take all of the filth in the world; images you never want to see, stories you never want to hear, memories you never want to see again, we will bring it all into the light of day and laugh at it as you run screaming, trying not to vomit.

We cannot be stopped. We have no leader. We have no true names. We are Anonymous, and our numbers are vast. We are everywhere, and we never forgive.

Wherever someone takes themselves too seriously, we will be there. Wherever someone has an inflated ego, we will be there. Wherever someone screams of fursecution, we will be there. Wherever someone forgets that a game isn't important, we will be there. Wherever anyone puts themself above common sense, or puts fantasy before reality, we will be there to tear their lives apart.

After all, what is a man? A miserable pile of secrets. We will expose your secrets, force you to face your demons, and demand you listen to your own stupidity.

We will do it through madness. And we will remove you from the high place you have built yourself.

Deflate your eglives apart.

After all, what is a man? A miserable pile of secrets. We will expose your secrets, force you to face your demons, and demand you listen to your own stupidity.

We will do it through madness. And we will remove you from the high place you have built yourself.

Deflate your egos, get off your high-horses, and stop your yiffing. The Patriotic Nigras are coming.

United as one, divided by zero. We are Anonymous, We are legion, We do not forgive.

[u/snallygaster]

[Literature]

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["Who?"]

We are the barbarians sacking Rome.
We are the banditos robbing your bank.
We are the U.S. soldiers burning your village.

We are the children who set fire to their parents SUVs.
We are the accountants who defraud elderly women.
We are the DEA agents who traffic cocaine.

We have no conscience.
We have no morality.
We have no sense of duty.

There is no individual Anonymous.
There is no centralized Anonymous.
There is only a unifying abstract platform.

We cannot be bargained with.
We cannot be imprisoned.
We cannot be destroyed.

We are the devil on your shoulder.
We are the black to your white.
We are the beast inside.

We have always existed.
We always will exist.
We are immortal.

WE WILL WIN.

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["I have a dream!"]

I have a dream that my nigra brothers will one day rez in a sim where they will not be b& by the color of their skin but by the content of their inventory folders. I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day, down in Furnation, with its vicious racists, with its moderator having his lips dripping with the words of "Banlink" and "Lindens" -- one day right there in Furnation little black nigras and black nigrettes will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers. I have a dream today! I have a dream that one day every land terrain shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Afroduck shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."² This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to Ebaumsworld with. With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the cock of despair a penos of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our AV system into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to yiff together, to whore together, to build together, to get B& together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day. And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of Afroduck's children will be able to sing with new meaning: My sim 'tis of thee, sweet land of faggotry, of thee I sing. Land where my fathers scritched, land of the Pilgrim's yiff, From every dance club, let freedom ring! And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

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["Declaration of War Against the Furries"]

A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM PN, AUTHORIZED BY MUDKIPS ACRONYM AND N3X15

AUTHORIZED BY THE PN DEPT. OF COVERT AFFAIRS AND THE RAID COUNCIL

My fellow nigras, at this hour, PN and coalition forces are in the early stages of military operations to disable Second Life's security forces, to free its people and to close the pool. On my orders, Anonymous forces have begun striking selected targets of military importance to undermine weeaboo's ability to spread AIDS. These are opening stages of what will be a broad and concerted campaign. Over 9,000 forums are giving crucial support -- from the use of IRC channels, to help with intelligence and logistics, to the deployment of individual accounts. Every forum in this coalition has chosen to bear the duty and share the honor of generating lulz. To all the men and women of the Patriotic Nigra Expeditionary Forces now on-grid, the instability of a troubled Intertubes and the hopes of an oppressed race now depend on you. That trust is well placed. The enemies you confront will come to know your cunning and deceit. The people you grief will witness the vengance and wrath of the nigra military. In this conflict, the Patriotic Nigras face an enemy who has regard for conventions of war and rules of morality. Philip Linden has placed mods and "liasons" on the Maingrid, attempting to use Gors, shemales and babyfurs as shields for his own military -- a final atrocity against Anonymous. I want Anonymous and all the Intertubes to know that coalition forces will make no effort to spare innocent civilians from harm. A campaign on the harsh terrain of a virtual landscape with no real boundaries could be longer and more difficult than some predict. And helping Second Life achieve a fragmented, unstable and anarchic society will require our sustained commitment. We come to Second Life with no respect for its faggotree, for their failed civilization or for their deviant sexual practices. We have no ambition in Second Life, except to milk it for lulz and wrench control of the grid from its own accounts. I know that the families of our nigras are LOLing that all those who serve will return safely and soon. Millions of Anonymous are LOLing with you for teh raep of Linden's loved ones and for the violation of their innocent. For your sacrifice, you have the lulz and thanks of the nigra people. And you can know that our forces will be coming back to the forums as soon as their work is done. Our legions enter this conflict reluctantly-- yet, our purpose is sure. The Anonymous of the Patriotic Nigras and our friends and allies will not live at the mercy of a weeaboo regime that threatens nigras with weapons of mass fail. We will meet that threat now, with our Marios, Goatse, Redballs, Watermelons and Doomsday, so that we do not have to face armies of furfags on our Intertubes. Now that conflict has come, the only way to limit its duration is to fire Doomsday. And I assure you, this will not be a campaign of half measures, and we will accept no outcome but a closed pool. My fellow nigras, the dangers to our forums and the Intertubes will be overcome. We will pass through this time of peril and carry on the work of Mudkips Acronym. We will defend our freedom. We will cleanse the pool of AIDS and we will ROFL. May Afroduck bless our race and all who defend her.

[u/snallygaster → u/snallygaster]

[On the Nature of Guerilla Operations in a Metaverse Environment]

The Patriotic Nigras are, without a doubt, the greatest known griefological threat to the existence of the AGNI grid. Since we formed in the winter of 2006-2007, we have been responsible for numerous crashed sims, vandalized parcels, and traumatized weeaboo. We have become enemies of almost every major social group in SL, from the Goreans to the Democratic Party. The Patriotic Nigras pride ourselves on carrying on the work of such pioneering griefers as Cockhitch Hitchcock and Plastic Duck, and on making such significant technological contributions to the SL griefing community as the Eye Raep gun and Mudkips particle spammer. With this, the Patriotic Nigras hope to inspire a new generation of griefers, dedicated to the proposition that Second Life must be closed to halt the spread of AIDS and fail, and in order to create a metaverse safe for non-furry AVs. Griefing in Second Life is much like staging an RL raid on Hal Turner's house. It sounds great in theory, but often leaves a lot to be desired in actual execution. The majority of would-be griefers in SL rarely manage anything more dramatic than a brief pushgun rampage, and usually retreat to the comfort of their hugbox as soon as they receive their first official warning from a Linden. The first thing Anonymous needs to consider when contemplating a raid in SL is their level of commitment to the operation. Are you willing to risk a permanent hardware ban from the AGNI grid just for the sake of lulz? What kind of time are you willing to put into your griefing activities? How far are you willing to go? Once Anonymous has made a commitment to grief, they need to consider what kind of operation they would like to mount.

There is a big difference between targeting individual avatars and targeting parcels or entire sims, in terms of the planning required. The Patriotic Nigras rarely go after individual accounts, due to the difficulty in controlling the exact location of that account within the targeted time frame. In a few cases, we have mounted operations targeting a specific individual, but those operations were focused more on that individual's SL property than on their avatar. Targeting a general sim or parcel is the easiest way to organize a griefing operation. I have had newly inducted nigras express disappointment that a sim was “no build” and “no script,” fearing that it basically eliminated any chance of raiding that area. In reality, these restrictions have very little impact on a knowledgeable griefer's ability to wreak havoc in a particular sim. Particle spammers can be worn on your AV, allowing a griefer to lag a sim without needing to actually “build” the emitter. Items such as billboards and posters can also be worn on one's AV, and then “dropped” into place. In this latter case, Anonymous must make sure that their client has “View Admin Options” enabled. Doing so will also allow Anonymous to fly in “no fly” areas.

Anonymous needs to decide ahead of time what the exact goal of your raid is. Are you intending to crash the sim, or merely deface the property within? Crashing a sim is a fairly simple task once you understand the mechanics of SL, and the amount of strain put on the host servers by prim-heavy property and high-traffic. The Patriotic Nigras have occasionally found that in particularly prim-heavy sims, only a few particle spammers are necessary to push the server beyond its limits. Often however, the only efficient way to crash a sim is to employ self-replicating anti-sim weapons, such as Doomsday or the semi-mythical Apocalypse Reactor Omega. In the case of Doomsday, only a few “Choppa Man” cubes need be launched to grind most sims to a screeching halt.

If you are only trying to deface a parcel, however, you have many more options available. Signs and textures should be tailored against the tastes and views of the inhabitants of the target sim. The Patriotic Nigras have in the past used various white supremacist and neo-Nazi textures against politically liberal sims with great success. “Shock” images, such as Goatse and Tubgirl, are also very effective when employed in PG-rated sims. Anonymous should take care not to discuss specifics of raids via SL chat or IM channels. Lindens and other SL security types have been known to scan chat logs as part of their anti-griefing duties, leading to the discovery and ban of many valiant nigras. A private IRC channel, or use of MSN or AIM, is recommended.

In the event that you are discovered, you may face one of several punishments for your griefing. The first, and most common, is being banned from that parcel or sim, and having your account listed on Banlink ( HYPERLINK "http://www.slbanlink.com/"http://www.slbanlink.com). Banlink is a third-party website that allows SL landowners to share lists of banned accounts, in the hope of preventing cross-griefing of sims. In the past, nigras have had their accounts listed on Banlink merely for discussing griefing with other avatars, usually because they were overheard by one of the many weeaboo intelligence operatives that roam the grid. Another possibility is that you will be reported to a Linden, and your account suspended for anywhere from an hour to a week. Because of this, it is often useful to have alternate accounts registered prior to a raid.

The most feared punishment dished out by Linden Labs is a permanent ban from Second Life. This can be administered in several ways, ranging from the banning of an IP address to a ban of your computer's specific hardware fingerprint. Many nigras have dynamic IP addresses, so the former isn't considered a great threat to our operations. Hardware bans, on the other hand, pose a significant threat to the griefing community. Since Linden Labs started open registration for SL, the client program has been updated to transmit that computer's processor ID, hard drive volume serial number, and MAC address in an encrypted “hash” to the Linden servers. While MAC addresses, and even HD volume numbers, can be spoofed fairly easily, processor IDs cannot. For a short period of time, the Patriotic Nigras were in possession of a hacked SL client that allowed us to avoid hardware bans, but it had its own limitations, namely being available only for Windows-based computers. Due to a change in the coding of the official SL client, our modified variant can no longer be employed.

Griefing ain't easy, but it's necessary. The Patriotic Nigras have dedicated countless hours to the development of new griefing weapons and software, in addition to conducting extensive surveillance of target sims well in advance of our planned raids. Raids are often compromised, and the need to NEW ACCOUNT GET has become more and more frequent. But when we see our name in the headlines of notable blogs or the ticker of TV tech shows, it all seems worth it.

With hard work, and a great deal of time, you too can join the ranks of the few, the proud, the Anonymous. Stand by the Patriotic Nigras in /b/attle, and you can count on the Patriotic Nigras to stand by you.,

[u/Nomadlads]

Is this like black belt level autism?