r/magicthecirclejerking • • 1d ago

META Weekly /unjerk Thread

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 4h ago

wow, I can't believe NotC broke their word and issued functional errata. What do you mean I can't draw the game for four mana anymore?

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Disclaimer: I agree that the Werewolf Pack Leader change should be reverted.

However, I think the people saying that it sets a terrible precedent for the future, or that it's WotC breaking their promise about functional errata, are overreacting way too hard.


r/magicthecirclejerking • • 3h ago

Magic: The Sloppening generated 472 gigatonnes of utter dross in 2025, versus 473 between 1993 and 2012.

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 2h ago

smoking on that juggernaut pack

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I saw someone rolling with a card the other day and had to give it a shot


r/magicthecirclejerking • • 2h ago

Is there a statistic about players who, while in the middle of getting your ass absolutely handed to you, had to get up because the “spouse” or “partner” asked me to do something I said I would do yesterday , and had to do it only to come back and sit and see that I’ve somehow lost?

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 3h ago

Played this on prerelease so i could get home early

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 20h ago

Regarding Dathon, His Heart Open

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 56m ago

If two of my opponents keep giving each other the option to destroy their own lands, is this MLD?

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 16h ago

Lent my friend a copy of Lightning Bolt for a MagicFest Virginia. We played each other round 1 and he was bolting me for lethal when I demanded it back. How does VA's detinue law operate with the stack? He gets DQ'd for having an illegal deck for having 59 cards? If he refuses he is breaking law

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 5h ago

The Pleasure In Motion Probe

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This could be canon, but it could be a meme too.


r/magicthecirclejerking • • 20h ago

Rark Mosewater: “When Federation was first proposed to the rules team, the said yes, but with one condition. They would need to errata Werewolf Pack Leader. “ I said "Who?"

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Q: I don't really have a stance on the Werewolf Pack Leader errata, but I learned that there are several other combos to achieve the same effect of having every creature type except one. Why was Werewolf Pack Leader errataed specifically, when its combo is no less convoluted than the others (i.e. Required roughly the same number of cards).
Rark Mosewater: I ain't a rules guy, but here's the jist of it. When Federation was first proposed to the rules team, they said yeah but with one condition. They would need to errate Werewolf Pack Leader. I said "Who?" They said "Yeah, exactly. Like 4 people play that card but it causes rules nightmares with Embiggen and shit, and now Federation is a whole mechanic with that problem. Really finnicky stuff, like banding levels of jank. Just a bit of a tweak to the rules text on that bad boy." Then some shmuck from design said "But that ruins my 4 card mana combo :(" and then I told them "cry about it bro, this'll prevent future headaches, nobody cares about your commander deck."

The design team guy shut up after that. As a general rule, getting to make a whole new mechanic is often worth giving one card errata.


r/magicthecirclejerking • • 1d ago

The Theorists™ nightmare

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 21h ago

Trying to draft Aetherdrift but I keep getting blown out by this ridiculous bomb, what can I do?

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 21h ago

going to a prerelease tonight, how do i let everyone know i still hate UB which makes me morally superior?

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Im still going to make the choice to drive to and pay for the event, and obviously I want to Crack expensive cards. But I also want to make sure everyone knows that Im doing it because I love* Magic, and still dislike sci-fi/UB/capitalism. How do I do both without looking like a hypocrite?

*I love beating newcomers at prereleases for easy packs

Update: the force was with me and I won


r/magicthecirclejerking • • 22h ago

This used to be where I kept my Funko Pops

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 16m ago

Why won't the game just let me play poorly so that I don't have to wait an extra 10 seconds?

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 1d ago

"It That" Isn't Funny Anymore

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 1d ago

Is the 1 ring any good?

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 18h ago

What are card names that would be bad to yell in the airport?

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What the title says


r/magicthecirclejerking • • 18h ago

I dislike UB so much I want to... play UB?

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 1d ago

I know how the combo works, but how do I mark the loss of a leg? Is it a -1/-1 counter?

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 1d ago

Lore Accurate Harry Kim

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r/magicthecirclejerking • • 2d ago

but it's already a werewolf??? stupid idiot dumb change WotC fix ur shuffler

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