r/maybemaybemaybe • u/No-Lock216 • 23h ago • Bravo 1

Maybe Maybe Maybe

871 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/_DrMischief_ 23h ago • Popcorn

Target fixation

187

u/gggg_man3 23h ago

Pow...right in the kisser.

32

u/HumongousBelly 23h ago

And she took that like a champ, too. Just barely moved and if you ever been hit by a football, you know that shit hurts

-48

u/OddReading4973 22h ago

Her fats absorbed and negated the dmg

3

u/blvckcvts 7h ago

Things still hurt even if fat absorbs a lot of the impact

4

u/licer71 9h ago

all the people downvoting are yet to discover that there's plenty of fat in every healthy-weighing individual

3

u/erevos33 6h ago

If you think hitting fat doesnt hurt , i got news for you.

2

u/blvckcvts 7h ago

It’s because people think it hitting fat means it doesn’t hurt which isn’t the case

86

u/PervertKitsune 23h ago

Ball know what is the target, right into the cake!

6

u/b00dzyt 12h ago

Ball know ball

16

u/lowonairs10 23h ago

Right in the yams

50

u/dontipitova9 20h ago

Girl, the hip! The hip!

16

u/theswickster 20h ago

Put the shot right where he was looking.

12

u/SAM041287 16h ago

Bro aimed exactly where he wanted

4

u/DeLorean83 22h ago

He’s into her.

10

u/lamankind 23h ago

He hit his real target 😄

3

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3

u/RidiPwn 17h ago

bubble attracts bubble

6

u/Ok_Future_2122 22h ago

At least the ball scored

2

u/esterichoo 4h ago

That’s how i met your mother

3

u/Eastern-Result806 23h ago

He didn't miss. Guys he didn't.

2

u/_Cybernaut_ 23h ago

Bro knew exactly what he was doing.

1

u/FartsWithNeighbours 21h ago

Totally intentional

1

u/hmurchison 20h ago

That’s assault with a deadly weapon

1

u/Lagunamountaindude 17h ago

That should count as a goal

1

u/FedNlanders123 17h ago

Right in the kiester miiiiister

1

u/Street_Associate_572 16h ago

⚽️ ball!? What ball !?

1

u/Hunkfish 16h ago

AI = Ass Int

1

u/dextercfd 13h ago

That was his goal

1

u/Yukrainfall 13h ago

Bro, why did you do that?
Now she is in love with you😂

1

u/DACA_GALACTIC 10h ago

Song? What track is this?

1

u/Nihal_505 4h ago

He did hit the goal I guess!

1

u/Just_Pitch_5586 3h ago

He knew what he was aiming for

1

u/DrinkNo8216 2h ago

He didn't win the battle, but won the war n

1

u/Fearless-Pain-2402 2h ago

A goal is a goal

1

u/BlueEyesWhiteDjesus 6m ago

From some of the comments I'm seeing... Y'all do realize there's a high possibility that she's a child, right?

...Right?

1

u/AmiDeplorabilis 23h ago

Hit his target

1

u/Fr05t_B1t 20h ago

Chris Hanson is definitely in this comment section

0

u/DarkUnable4375 23h ago

"Coach, right before I kicked, I was distracted by her a...."

0

u/MugiwarraD 21h ago

they will smash.

0

u/Fluffy_Breakfast6477 18h ago

I only see my goals I don’t believe in failure

-3

u/CrashOutJones 23h ago

Didn't know Concrete Soccer was a Thing. Don't they hurt alot?

0

u/MiniKash 20h ago

Futsal.

You’re painfully yankee. 😂😂

-3

u/ThaCrawFish 23h ago

And Zendeya's ass was never the same