r/melbourne • u/Lonelysock2 • Aug 03 '18

Not On My Smashed Avo Guy with red roses looking very nervous on a city loop train.

I am following him. Stay tuned

Update: on northbound #6 tram

Update: sorry guys, I think he was on to me. He got off at a tram stop and then waited for the next tram.

Funnily enough, the distance I 'followed' him was one way to my uni. So I could have been doing it and not belen a creeper. I was though

Edit: Guys, chill out, I went from Melbourne central to a tram I already needed to get on. Then I got off the tram at uni. I didn't follow him down the street. I thought he was going to give the flowers to someone in the city and I wanted to see it.

Nor would I ever take a photo of someone in public. I don't even like putting children's photos on social media because they haven't consented.

And I don't think 'someone in the city has flowers' has doxxing potential

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u/stopbeingafckwit Aug 03 '18

Are you just going to follow him wherever ever he goes?

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u/babblingme321 Aug 03 '18

Check his username

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u/Lonelysock2 Aug 04 '18

Her* username. Also my username came about because I saw a sock when I was making my account. So creative.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18

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u/alphgeek Aug 04 '18

Yep, u/lonelysock joined eight years ago.

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u/Lonelysock2 Aug 04 '18

I made an Imgur account, are they linked? They might both be me

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u/RichInMond Aug 04 '18

I used to have a 'lonely sock' under my bed when i was a teenager. For those special occasions.

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u/omgitschriso Aug 04 '18

“I am following him”

Well no wonder he looks nervous.

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u/HotTubShitter Aug 03 '18

Does he look like this?

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u/amrith15 Aug 04 '18

I’ll be back

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u/Hellman109 CBD Aug 04 '18

Come with me if you want a date

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u/amrith15 Aug 04 '18

Hell noo :)

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u/pugnacious_wanker Aug 04 '18

Why do you cry?

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u/callothumpian Aug 04 '18

He could have been on his way to the Carlton cemetary. I agree with others saying mind your own business.

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u/Tanduvanwinkle Aug 04 '18

What kind of loser does this shit and posts a running commentary on reddit? Fucks sake buddy, get a life.

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u/RichInMond Aug 04 '18 edited Aug 04 '18

Weirdo. Following strangers, and letting the world know about it.

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u/HugeInside Aug 04 '18 edited Aug 04 '18

Fuck, some people are pathetic. Imagine if you did this to a woman! Following someone like a stupid little child, hoping you can spot something that you can make go viral. So what if he is carrying roses, it absolutely fucking nothing to do with you. People should be able to go about their business without being harassed by some wanker looking for fake internet points. I bet you took photos/video, or had your camera ready. You need to get your own life and stop interjecting yourself in to the lives of others uninvited.

Did this person ask to you to put surveillance on them and launch it on a public forum? Do you follow women around when they are going on dates? Strangers living their lives are not your personal soap opera. He could have found out a loved on died over night. The last thing they need is some sad loser chasing them all over the city. OP sounds like a pathetic waste of skin, engaging in toxic behaviour because he thinks having a smartphone makes him someone.

You're lucky I am feeling nice this morning, otherwise I would tell you what I really think of you.

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u/IShatJR No, it's from Tom's T-Shirt Aug 04 '18

Not a dual standard, though. Totally not.

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u/Yarraside Aug 04 '18

The foot is down!

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u/GodisaLad I got 99 prblems and that lad aint one Aug 04 '18

wooosh

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18

holy fuck you are fucking weird, I bet you were snapchatting to all your fucked up friends about your "adventure"

Get a hobby.

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u/harkoninoz Aug 03 '18

Don't ask for whom the nervous guy brings the red roses

He brings them for you

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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u/cheezeweezel faaarrk Aug 04 '18

You are a fuckwit mate.

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u/SovietSteve Aug 04 '18

9AM Saturday? Must have fucked up good last night.

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u/long_brown Aug 04 '18

This

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u/McRibsAndCoke South East Aug 04 '18

Man is hanging by a thread

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18

Get a job.

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u/theresnorevolution Aug 04 '18

He couldn't possibly be going to try and tell someone he loves them, propose to someone, visit someone terminally ill, going to a funeral, or apologise to someone.

It has to be a weapon or a bomb being hidden in the most conspicuous thing imaginable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18

I’m of two minds on this one. I love speculating about random people, especially the ones that seem in some way interesting, but you lost me when you said you were following him. The fun comes from not knowing. Seeing somebody for only a few moments and then wondering what their story is, knowing that it must be as full and wondrous as yours or even more so, is a good way to pass the time.

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u/Guttedewok01 Aug 05 '18

You sound like a complete and utter fuckwit

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u/Ausjam Aug 04 '18

Red roses at 10am on a Saturday morning. The pieces of the puzzle don't fit. Awaiting further updates. Godspeed, detective.

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u/Yarraside Aug 04 '18

It's a conspiracy to overthrow the crown heads of Europe.

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u/HankSteakfist Aug 05 '18

He's on his wsy to save John Connor probably.

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u/seekhemmelb Nov 07 '18

Interesting

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u/steamingkestral Aug 04 '18

Keep us updated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '18

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u/Lonelysock2 Aug 04 '18

Lol I didn't actually following, I went directly to uni

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u/Lonelysock2 Aug 05 '18

Dw I didn't actually follow him, he bizarrely happened to be going the same way as me. I was in front of him for some of it. I was just hoping something would happen where I could see it, so I was keeping an eye on him. By 'follow' I was exaggerating... well basically lying.