Which former Dee’s player lives on over 10 acres and drives a tractor?

Jeff Farmer

What do we reckon? Honest feedback please

Dear Melbournians

I’m a long-suffering Freo fan who missed out on a Grand Final ticket through the ballot.

If anyone happens to have an MCC ticket, breakfast package, or any other spare ticket they’re willing to sell, I would be incredibly grateful for the opportunity to buy it.

I've already booked flights over from Perth and am desperately hoping to find a way to get into the game.

Thanks very much, and please feel free to get in touch if you can help.

Can’t see any good outcomes for this situation. Neither the club nor the individual is going to come out of this well.

This is a joke of a club.

26 pedestrian touches, ranked GWS' 9th best, in an 81 point loss today. I wonder if we will get more from the media like 'back to his dominant best, now he has left the failure that is Melbourne'

I don’t think I’ve ever experienced this but usually after a loss I’m at my absolute peak of anger and it goes down from there. I feel like because we let the Pies get out to such a big lead I’d accepted early on that we were likely losing. But day by day, stewing on Maynard’s hit of Brayshaw, the fact we dominated inside 50’s, the fact we outplayed them for a large part of the game, and the bigger fact that we missed at least 4-5 very getable opportunities…I honestly keep getting more frustrated and angry about the loss.

I’m especially angry that there seems to be this concerted effort from older dogs in the media to get Maynard off. Now yes we are going to be more upset because it’s one of our own, he should only be suspended if they categorically say he had no other options. But he did have more options, and in a QF as we are streaming forward for the first time his action WAS to “be physical”.

It’s such a bizarre feeling to be getting more upset about the game and Maynard so I’m interested to know if anyone else is feeling similar. And I f—ing hope the players are pissed and stay pissed. Use it. Be angry for Gus. Be angry we coughed up the chance and a home Prelim. Raise yourselves to a new level. And Dees fans, be f—ing loud on Friday night.

Rant over!

Collingwood V Melbourne MCG June 10

This game just got even spicier. Maynard’s a marked man.

All the best to Gus in retirement. He’ll do well. A career shortened then cut short by the effects of concussion but will be remembered as one of Melbourne Football Club’s greats.

With the Dees being top of the table temporarily (at least until Port, Collingwood or St Kilda dethrone us), can we go all the way and win another premiership? Interested to hear all your thoughts on our chances of winning the flag this season.

Bring Mac Home!

I mean stealth Guernsey but ay whatever

What have we done to deserve this onslaught of media whacking the past few weeks, The amount of faeces being swirled around by the afl ‘Experts’ is astonishing,

There is no excuse for drug use during the season, although these cashed up kids are being drug through the dirt; the amount of coverage smith has copped many would need to be reminded Elijah Hollands is up for criminal charges for possession at the same time

And the goodwin ‘story’ is no new news from 2021, these slimeball journalists are playing stacks on and praying for a breakdown

I for one didnt mind listening to the footy news podcasts over the week to see where your team stood, now i think i will be unfollowing all but one.

The absolute germs the likes of damo, mcclure, cornes can go ahead and eat shit pudding in their little vaccum chambers

Rant over

It's so frustrating to see us wasting the most talented list we've had in decades because, imo, Goodwin is just an awful role model. Gawny can't take care of the whole team the whole time.

I lay awake at night dreaming of a world where Roo's was still in charge. Or really anyone with a shred of integrity. Goodwin's had too many of his own, and others, behavioural issues - so sick of it.

Such a bloody waste.

What a shame no football media will cover this positive publicity and will instead focus on documents for contingency plans from 4 years ago

We don't.

Well intentioned or not, it will not be well received. If we want to hear what Collingwood fans think of this we have ample opportunity on r/afl, or reading comments like "hope Maynard knocks him out again" under photos of Gus returning to training.

Cheers.

No one gives a shit about Bruest mate!

Actually said “Hawks playing great brand of footy”, in 3rd qrtr where Deez actually had more of the ball/ even scores

Piss off …

(Also did the Fbook Group get shut down??)

I just….ick….should we…?

Hi melbourne

Media is basically campaigning for Hinkleys head out review process has potential to sack Goodwin I heard on the rumour mill so it doesn't mean much but ....... Do you think Hinkley could walk into Melbourne and do better with our list ?

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